It's all over, and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/russia-test-unstoppable-satan-2-7935675
>>73682974
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/russia-test-unstoppable-satan-2-7935675
Damn...
>>73682974
>In this dust that was a city
>"terrifying weapon can dodge radar defences and bring destruction to an area the size of 'Texas or France'"
You mean the dust that was a country. That's fucking insane
>>73682974
>>73683056
>>73683072
russia dont fuck around and lie like the norks, these niggas mean business
just look at the FOAB or tsar bomba
>>73682974
fools
>"Boris we have of made new bomb, what should we call it?"
>"I don't know Ivan, what is of more intimidate than Satan?"
>[Synchronous Hmm]
>>73684412
>what is of more intimidate than Satan
Ur mum
>tfw out of range in midwest.
>>73684953
Can't it fly over north pole?
>>73684412
The "SS Satan" nickname has been given to the bomb by NATO members, not by the Russians.
>>73682974
Look, we're just defending ourselves from evil NATO, nothing else!
>>73684412
The Satan nickname was given by NATO
ie this is all Western propaganda to make people associate Russia more with evil and being the enemy. The Russian official name for the rocket is RS38 Sarmat
>>73682974
Slavs at it again. Always starting world wars.
>>73685133
Which is really a shame. I'd be proud as fuck if I hate a missile that is able to wipe out an entire nation and it was called "Satan"
>>73685133
>>73685111
Don't spoil the magic
>>73684685
Touché
>>73685133
the leaf is correct.
Western propaganda against Russia has reached maximum level. All I see in the press (Romanian) is how the Russians have developed tech that might end the world, how the Russians are preparing for an invasion of Europe, how the Russians are behind the migrant crisis and so forth.
It has gotten quite annoying and sad tbqh. We are being slowly dragged into another world conflict by NATO itself, while being lied that all we do against Russia is a form of defence.
Hell, after two years of propaganda by the Americans so that we'll install the Aegis Shield on our land, we just found out that the system is completely useless against a massive attack. It's only viable against two-three ICBMS being launched, not hundreds.
But hey, that's what you get when you're a fucking vassal to the West and America.
>>73682974
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys this is war
>>73684998
Nice chech and mate bro.
>>73685385
> I'd be proud as fuck if I have a missile that is able to wipe out an entire nation
We should be proud that we have MiG's that we can use in successful kamikaze attacks against our glorious enemies.
But hey, at least we have Aegis.
>>73682974
Western cucks BTFO
>>73682974
>no credible sources
>extremely unrealistic claims
looks like shitty clickbait idiocy
you are all retarded
>>73684998
>>73685120
So how about that Russo-American Alliance?
Can we finally shoot one of these at the middle east?
why not test it in syria?
>>73685713
This. Why not test it in some shithole ISIS town.
Kill 2 birds with one stone
>>73685713
>mfw we will never see Raqqa get completely obliterated by multiple warheads
>mfw we will never see the explosion from 1000 km away, while eating popcorn and cheering for our ruskie bratans
99 red balloons floating in the summer sky.
>>73682974
>Russian doomsday weapon will be ready by 2020
>the powers that be collapse Russia in 2019
As Kek wills, so shall it be.
>Dr Strangelove can such a device exist?
Good thing they won't use it here. Would cause a good amount of collateral damage on themselves.
>Ruskies will never wipe out towel head central out of the blue
Why is this allowed?
>people will fall for the clickbait
AN ENTIRE COUNTRY
I actually find it funny that most of the media reports about the Russians developing their ICBMS capabilities, while completely ignoring the fact that the Americans are doing the exact same thing with their missiles, and they will have them ready in 2020, in the same time as the Russians.
USA is a good boy, they can do whatever they want.
Russia is a bad boy, everything they do is against humanity itself and they must be destroyed.
Double standarts, heh ?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/australia-test-unstoppable-shitposting-2-7935675
Australia perfected a gad bomb that will release a virus that courses people to run to the nearest internet connection and shit post. Thus driving down that countries GDP because everyone is too busy shit posting. It's called
>>73685666
Checks of satin
>>73682974
>terrifying weapon can dodge radar defences and bring destruction to an area the size of 'Texas or France
I think America has them beat, shit America have been testing it since they proclaimed independence, Its niggers and sandmonkies no doubt.
>>73686014
Same with those patrols and Russian planes intercepting NATO planes.
Patrols and interception are ordinary business yet media wants you to think evil Russians are the only ones who do it.
>>73685824
I don't want to set the world on fire.
I just want to start a flame in your heart.
>>73682974
>capable of destroying a country
What, San Marino or Monaco? This is retard....
>mirror
Of course. What's next, The Sun publishing Putin's cookbook How To Cook Ukrainan Babies For Cheap
>>73685666
Meme magic is getting too real.
>>73686589
> How the Russians Cook Ukrainian Babies for Cheap
Published by Barrack Obama, redacted by Hillary Clinton, printed by the hohols
>area of destruction as big as texas
is it possible to make a explosion even more powerfull than the tsar bomba fit into a missile ?
>>73686935
Nah, it's probably just a lot of small nukes that are getting scattered across the territory
>>73686935
No, even if you did it would shatter the mantle and set of a chain reaction lighting up the earth's atmosphere.
>>73687055
*off
>>73687055
was the tsar bomba close to that ? ending the world bassicly ?
>>73686589
>What, San Marino or Monaco? This is retard....
Croatia too, dont fuck with Boris retard
hoćeš da nas ubiješ??
>>73687170
go on wikipedia an search for the Tsar.
You could see the explosion as far as 1000 km away.
Hell, you would go blind if you would look towards the explosion, even if you were 100+ km away from the blast radius.
This particular ICMB splits itself into more than 15 individual warheads, each of 'em being able to hit different targets at maximum velocity.
Estimated travel distance: 10.000 km
>>73682974
Hey Australia, why should anyone nuke you? I mean...you're Australia...
>>73685497
>quoting shitsongs
Wat?
>>73688156
They won't. After World War 3 we will inherit the Earth.
Just to effectively destroy an entire state the size of Texas the bomb would have to be effectively 100,000MT or more which is ludicrous.
Even if it were a multi warhead missile each warhead would have to be at least 10,000MT each or more. To put this into perspective the Tsar was only 100MT. Most of the ones in arsenals now are less that 20MT as well.
