Excuse me Sir, we backtraced some IP logs from a verified domestic terror website. We are going to need to come inside and take a look.
> Yes, the warrant is right here, signed by (Your local judge)
How fucked would you be in this situation ?
>>73670674
Ha jokes on them I don't even own a computer
>>73670674
>>73670755
implying shillary wouldent do it
>>73670674
"Excuse me while I go chain up my dog"
*magnetizes hard drive and sets my pet dingo loose and jump out back window into lagoon*
Jokes on them
>>73670674
>pasadena p.d.
Sir, you are under arrest for possession and installation of the Gentoo operating system outlawed under the terrorism paedophile act
wut do?
>>73670674
It was a joke. haha
>>73671112
>'A-AM I BEING DETAINED?'
>>73670674
kek they can't arrest a foreigner
>>73670674
The Fetish-Porn is on the D: Drive, Officer.
"im gonna go grab my angry dog"
go swallow plastic container that has a shitload of cocaine in it, and insert thick bag full of MDMA into my anus
>>73670674
eh I have nothing illegal
enjoy going through my pic and video folders and staring into the abyss normies
>>73671214
they'll just murder you from the sky
>>73671276
>whats with all these frog pictures sir
>>73671214
why couldnt they? i got arrested in 3 different countrys, how could this happen?
>>73671374
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE! BLOOD FOR KEK! DIE NORMIES!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Unsheathe katana
>Run towards officers at light speed
>Protect pepe
>>73671112
>B-but I use Arch
>>73670674
>Implying I wouldn't just pretend I'm not home.
They'd have literally no way to know. Not that I have anything to hide. I'm just a very obstinate individual who doesn't like being told what to do. Especially for things that don't make any goddamn sense. I'd assume the worst and torch the damn thing.
>>73671374
>I post those George Costanza images when somebody does something that I hope they wouldn't have done
>>73671679
>be me
>have no job
>don't really understand computers
>get arch
>spend 6 days a week fixing problems on arch
>all life spent on forums
>feel like i understand programming now
best part is, i'm not gonna kill myself and make world a better place because I its gonna take me years to fix my arch
"Sure, my laptop is in the microwave"
>>73670674
>>73671872
>>spend 6 days a week fixing problems on arch
shit meme desu
>>73670674
You guys know that literally 100% of what we type and say is being recorded right? I'm fucked if anyone actually looks into me, warrant or no, because just leaking my obscure fetishes would probably drive me to suicide. I've decided to just spend my life hoping no one cares enough to look me up and killing myself if they ever do.
>>73672122
Now dubs, imagine that power be used to extort politicians in power.
>>73672122
well don't tell them that ya dingus
>tfw the only incriminating thing is an out of date checkbook.
>>73670674
not very desu. unless memes, and fun posting are made a crime i'm pretty clean,
>>73670674
>Before you arrest me, could you take a moment and look at these infographics?
>>73672228
I have no doubt many politicians are being coerced into obedience in this way.
>>73670674
request 3rd party neutral oversight
I'll need to see the warrant to search
No items may be removed from my property
they must state what the predict to find.
Lead them directly to the object.
they are not allowed to rummage around unsupervised
Just remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc
Come on in officer but could you just give me a second? I have to go turn my stove off in the other room
>>73671490
Your name is Ahmed, that is how it could happened
GOVERNMENT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would need a house first!
>>73670674
Good thing I don't save my porn and all my racist stuff I can say is satire
Other than that all I have is many legal firearms.
>>73670674
>I go down for a couple of Tyrone comics.
>>73670674
shit, I forgot my 27 character long password. But I do remember it had spaces in it so brute force might be difficult. Good like cracking it in the next eight octillion years.
>>73670674
Those erotic cartoon drawings aren't mine officer!
>>73672848
Also, I encrypted my hard drive and my firmware, and the whole thing is on a closed system that spoofs IP. Again, good luck.
>G'day officer, but I thought I'd just let you know all I browse are boards of peace
>>73671112
Gentoo users should be locked up. They are all ricers. Chinks are rude, true!
>>73670845
>magnetizes hard drive
>not using FDE
>thinking police will give you time
>>73670674
>expecting a polite execution of warrant
>what is a no-knock warrant
Best way to handle this scenario is to sit in your living room and ask the officers "so how many bullets can your vest take?"
>>73672122
That's why nobody will remember your name.
>>73670674
Those posts were a joke, officer.
