ITT: Wars & battles that nobody talks about
>>73659405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Eland
>commie rebel niggers are raping and killing white farmers
>Rhodesians have had enough
>send an elite group of selous scouts to infiltrate the nigger camp
>they put on blackface and try to enter the camp at night
>niggers don't know any better and let them in
>they drive to the middle of the camp and blow a whistle
>niggers all line up thinking this is a drill
>Rhodesians open fire on them at point blank range
>commie niggers got absolutely btfo
>Rhodesians think they killed a few hundred but later found out they killed over a thousand
>only suffered four light injuries
Nobody ever remembers Rhodesia.
>>73660566
Checked, and how the fuck did Rhodesia lose? I've seen alot of these battles posted on /pol/ and they absolutely BTFO the niggers with laughably small forces and absurdly light casualties? Fucking how did Rhodesia go down?
>>73660881
Every country in the world sanctioned the governments and cut off resource supplies. Just think we could have had a single successful country in the whole continent of Africa but that's unacceptable to have a few white men in charge of the """"black majority""""
Neva foget dey WUZ kangs befo the evil white man.
NEVER FORGET
>>73660881
There's a whole song written about why. Get ready for some feels.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM_0hRTSiA
Can't fight a war without bullets, no matter how much ass you kick.
>>73660065
Damn Paddy winning for once
>>73659405
>>73661073
>Casualties: Dignity
Every time
>>73661073
The birds were two quick. We were outnumbered. It was 1932. It would of cost to much money to wipe them all out
>>73661366
Holy shit it's real
>>73659558
Neat
>>73661059
Be proud you're an American because motherfucker we have all the fucking ammo you'll ever dream of needing here. Ain't no genocide happening here. I dare them to try.
>>73659558
They're our halibut Jorge
>>73661366
Kasakela tribe is lead by fucking Caesar!
>>73659405
>trusting venice
>ever
>>73662370
What the fuck
Can someone tl;dr?
>>73662545
Venice just switches sides twice
>>73659405
You guys remember this one?
The Amerifats tried to invade what is now Canada and... let's just say they needed an interior decorator after all was said and done.
LMAO
AMERICANS STILL MAD ABOUT THIS!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812
>>73662370
>England joins in
>Scotland rushes to help the opposite side
Every fucking time
>be Chinese
>be delicious
>>73662247
I fucking love America but it is unfortunate a successful country fell and brave men died because the dumb ass natives would rather live in dirt and pestilence than be under rule of any white authority
>>73662961
Why did we invade Panama again?
That one just screams CIA coup.
>>73662759
>Fights colonial America to a draw
>British are the one actually doing the fighting
>Claim to beat America as in its current 50 state form
>>73663361
Shhhh... Let the Canadian have his moment of thinking his country has ever been relevant outside of Trudeau memes on here.
>>73662370
They just switch places. Wtf Europe?
>>73663361
>>73663519
LOL BUTTMAD MUCH?!
HAHAHAH! FATTY GET A BURGER AND IT'LL FEEL BETTER! DON'T BE SAD, FATTY!
>>73663663
>he typed as his wife's son's house burned down around him from the raging maple forest fire
>>73663311
No shit
>>73659558
Spain BTFO. Will they ever recover?
>>73661366
Kahama BTFO. Will they ever recover?$
>>73663663
Kek, go fuck a moose, you slavespawn.
>>73659405
>>73663718
Kekekek
>>73663663
>cringe: the post
>yuros
>>73663361
Lol
plus we got a badass song out of it.
Winner: murica
It's something of a theme with Italians
>>73664236
What was this meant to accomplish?
>>73662370
Lmao wtf
>>73659405
I D E A L
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>>73662759
How can Canda fight the US when they cant even fight a forest fire?
>>73663003
Stunning. Thanks for sharing.
>>73663639
This is why Napoleon tried to unify Italy, he had enough of their bullshit.
>>73663983
Poo in loos BTFO
>>73664502
>Implying we did the fighting
It was mainly the Brits when it came to offensive maneuvers, Canadian Militia were just defending the homeland.
>>73663361
>to a draw
You americucks invaded and got repulsed then your precious white house got torched. Stay mad cuck.
>>73662759
Yes, we all know Canada loves having burning stuff in the background.
>>73660887
lol
>>73660065
How the hell does that even happen
>>73660881
They killed their enemies so they lost
Trudo wuz rite
>>73669290
muh vikings an shieeet muhfugga
>>73662370
>Le happy merchants of Venice
>>73659405
>israel vs commies
>result:commies lost
serves them right for biting the hand of their master
>>73664325
Just banter
>>73659405
POO IN LOOS BTFO
>>73669645
> 6 squirrels
Hey Hans. Care to explain that one?
Australia is the only country that waged war against a non-human species - and lost.
>>73660566
Makes me think of this https://youtu.be/KPGyt3ZDv2Y
>>73659405
The war between society as we know it and the crushing realization that our very existence is a futile effort against an unwavering cosmos.
>>73670154
After the withdrawal, Major Meredith compared the emus to Zulus and commented on the striking maneuverability of the emus, even while badly wounded.
If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.
>>73659405
And what war was this? Israel kicked the Cossacks' asses?
Sweden btfo
>>73670588
You would be proud Jan. You killed Karl XII and look what's resulted. Way to go.
Make Sweden Pfalz-Zweirbrücken Again
>>73670040
12 men
6 squirrels
Half a squirrel each. I assume blasting commies makes you hungry.
>>73663003
holy fuck they practiced cannibalism
>>73669941
Outnumbered 8 to 1. Typical Chinese human wave attack. Practically zergs.
>>73659405
>name of conflict not in screnshot
fucking amerishits
>>73670154
Germany in ww2
>>73664915
>New Zealand
>talking about cucks
>forgets the Battle of Manners Street
>>73671030
Looks like the cold war to me.
>>73671478
It's sad that Boers are now being literally BTFO by nigger college SJWs
We don't really talk about the 30 years war very much here. I would think that something that killed such a huge chunk of the German population would get more representation.
>>73660881
The only way based countries go down.
The entire world fucked them in the ass and gave them aids, so that even the common cold (niggers) could wear them down.
Didn't we almost go to war with france once in the late 1700s early 1800s? Some naval pirate shit?
>>73660065
>>73671570
The fall of Rhodesia and South Africa doomed the African continent. Sad indeed.
Kek
Poland, biggest remover kebab
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hodów
>>73671695
How does this happen
>>73660566
Top fucking kek
>>73671672
I think there was also time when you offered to safeguard all their gold then told them to fuck off when they asked for it back
>>73671695
wtf happened
>>73671478
The most devastating single battle in US history in terms of the proportion of forces lost. The US military wasn't very big back then, and that wipeout was enormous. But it isn't remembered all that much anymore.
>>73661073
>always thought that this was a meme
>type it into wikipedia to see what comes up
>mfw it's actually real
wtf Straya
>Emu war was real
AMAZING
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>>73663361
>British are actually the ones doing the fighting
Americucks have to tell themselves this to control the damage
>>73672136
Because if anyone talked about how the natives could fight back it'd be harder to treat them as helpless victims.
>>73671695
>Total War autoresolve
Kek
>>73671934
>>73671910
>Count Raymond, advised a defensive posture in order to weaken the advancing enemy with bowshot and javelins. Peter rejected this suggestion as unknightly and dishonorable. King Peter rode to the front line, forsaking his royal armour for the plain armour of a common soldier. His army was disorderly and confused. When Montfort's first squadron charged the field, the Aragonese cavalry was crushed and Peter himself was unhorsed. He cried out, "I am the king!" but was killed regardless. With the realization that their king had been killed, the Aragonese forces broke in panic and fled, pursued by Montfort's Crusaders.
>>73663663
Dude stop. You're embarrassing yourself
>>73671030
What is Operation Rimon 20?
Ahmed read a book.
>>73669658
>Stalin
>Jewish
Uh... he trained to be a priest
Why we celebrate the fifth of May.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Puebla
>>73673452
>mexican nobles
>>73664236
>Casualties: a soup kettle
>>73673529
>mexican posting memes
>v&
>>73663663
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP
NO
I haven't cringed this hard in months
>>73673452
>wars and battles nobody talks about
>posts a famous battle that is celebrated every year in mexico
>>73673553
>Mexican Intellectuals
>>73673452
>>73673643
>>73659558
>Although Spain was getting political support from the EU (including naval support from Germany among others), the United Kingdom and Ireland supported Canada.[5] The then prime-minister John Major risked his status within the EU community by actively speaking out against Spain. Because of this, some British fishing boats took to flying Canadian flags to show their support. This brought the conflict to European waters when a Cornish fishing boat, the Newlyn, then flying the Canadian flag, was arrested by a French ship that believed it to be Canadian. This dragged Britain from its position of passive backing into full support of the Canadians. Overnight, Canadian flags began to fly from all manner of British and Irish vessels, irking the Spanish
Based motherland
>>73673716
I don't have the screen shot buy some based nip said in the thread about mexico banning memes
>Now they have to pay for a firewall too
>>73673643
Wey, some burgers believe the fifth of may is our independence day and we are their backyard. Also, I don't think the frogs know about it either, much less the rest of Europe.
>>73672136
>Fort Recovery
cannot fabricate
>>73673529
>The Mexican nobility includes elite indigenous families from the pre-hispanic era; indigenous elites recognized as nobles in the colonial era (1521–1821); and hereditary nobles and economic elites who acquired noble titles in the colonial era; and the First Mexican Empire (1821–23), immediately after independence from Spain, and the Second Mexican Empire 1862–67. While some titles were granted in Mexico itself, other families brought with them their old titles from Europe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_nobility
WE WUZ NOBLS N SHIT
Michigan absolutely blown the fuck out by Ohio
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War
After this battle Livonians where so weakened that they disbanded and teutons took their place
>>73659405
>WE WUZ KANGS
>>73663934
They wont. They were all killed, it was a genocide.
>>73674262
>>73664325
There was more to it. The Holy Roman Emperor (of Austria) was threatening to go to war with the Dutch if they didn't cede some territory he was demanding. He sent out some ships to harass/intimidate them to test whether or not they would fight back.
The Dutch sent an interceptor and then fired one shot at them (hit the kettle), so the Austrian ships immediately surrendered. The Emperor declared war after that. Actually there were a bunch more casualties because the Austrians invaded by land and destroyed any dikes they found, drowning tons of civilians.
>>73661073
>>73662730
Venice was bretty ebil
>>73673593
Bears mang, don't fuck with them.
I C E L A N D
>>73674561
>>73660065
Vikings- when will they learn
>>73674949
What a bullshit graphic. The Americans were massacred in the Battle of Brisbane, also in Townsville. The poncy yanks were totally out of their depth, they were bleeding everywhere.
http://www.ozatwar.com/ozatwar/bob.htm
21 Americans were injured on the second night of the "Battle of Brisbane". 11 of these had to be hospitalised. The numbers included 8 MP's and 4 officers.
The cowardly yanks were using guns against fists and batons. What a bunch of pussies they always have been and always will be.
>>73674950
What's a mrtvych, and is it human
>>73669899
>>73675159
>damage control
Even the Japanese knew you were getting cucked lol
>>73675195
The root is "m.rt", you should recognize what it means
>>73675311
Typically fucking ignorant yank
What 3rd world shithole do you propose to be humiliated by next
>>73671800
Actually Byzantium was the biggest kebab remover of all time. It just happened to be destroyed by kebab in the end
>>73675195
mrvých is deaths
>>73675344
Oh yes, Mr T was very influential in the battle of slavsquat
>>73675455
Yes, I did work it out Vaclav :)
>>73675468
So le funny xddddd le epic lel!
>>73675159
>yelling at memes on the internet
>>73674858
>D-Day tier army
>60 police officers
TOP KEK
The tree of liberty should be watered from time to time
>>73664479
Did he get sent to the camps or did he still get to fight in the Wehrmacht?
>>73659405
>>73675159
>being this assblasted
>linking to some sketchy ass site
Why can't you handle the bantz m80?
>>73676302
I don't like historical ignorance
>>73676369
>BTFO katanga
>Katangese victory
wat
>>73659405
attack uss liberty
>>73676487
They surrendered
>>73676448
I was ignorant to the fact that the whole thing was a result of aussies chimping out. Thanks for the information m8
>>73659558
No joke, my dad was on a RCMP ERT (SWAT) team that boarded a Spanish vessel. The whole ship was arrested.
He said the ship wouldn't stop and every time they'd come close it would try to cut them off. They fired a .50 Cal tracer and the ship stopped. They boarded with MP5's ready to go and we're invited for steak dinner with the captain
>>73675266
That peace treaty counted as a win for us desu, it was either get fucked by Nazi-Germany or Russki, we avoided both fates and got to kill shitloads of Commie fucks, too bad we had to fight our German brothers-in-arms away from lapland.
I wonder if there are some good statistics about how many wars/battles there are at each part of each century on average or by decade. Might be a pattern somewhere.
Just mentioned this because it looks like a lot of people wanted to play with their new toys for the first half of the 20th century.
>>73675266
You won just enough land to bury your dead and count that as a victory.
t.The eternal homosovietus.
How can anybody forget about this? one of the biggest happenings of finnish history
Voor
>>73677820
>Wewuz
>kang
>and sheid
top kek
>>73676369
Don't fuck with Billy, he Ready!
>>73677575
Always feels so sour that we had Germany to help us during our most dire times, only to be forced to fight against them in the lapland war. Still got a cool Nazi-Germany Officer hat & black walking cane with a silver eagle on the handle my grandgrandpa collected from one of their abandoned outposts.
>>73677820
kek'd
>>73677934
Yup my Grandmother lived in Lapland and they got their farm burnt down by the Germans, But i still think Germany were great allies.
>>73659405
USS Liberty is rarely discussed either
>>73677820
>yfw you'll never take part in Hyper Wars
feels bad mang
>>73676568
Don't worry the happy merchant is your friend.
I am certain of that.
Third Indochina War
>after the Vietnam War, lasting from 1978 until 1991.
>It consisted of:
>The Cambodian–Vietnamese War
>The Thai–Vietnamese border conflict
>The Sino–Vietnamese War and subsequent border conflicts
>The Insurgency in Laos
>The Communist insurgency in Thailand
>The Thai–Laotian Border War
>The Johnson South Reef Skirmish
>>73663003
The soldiers fought to the bitter end defending the city.
Le weed man parties while a province burns to the ground.
>>73660065
>kingdom of meth
>>73678034
Jesus christ, is there more?
>>73659405
Russia third Greatest achievements
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_of_the_Savoia_Cavalleria_at_Isbuscenskij
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_Alexandria_(1941)
>>73674445
Check your sources you retard. It wasn't about territory but trade - and the whole latter part is pure fiction.
>>73678181
Dunno senpai, it's hard to find any more information since they're trying to cover it up
I have only a map of the aftermath of Hyper War
>>73678034
That's the good stuff.
>>73678246
>Strength bout 500000 each
>casualties russia 500 000, axis 1,3mio
Sure
>>73674858
>suicide en route
top kek
>>73673804
Why didn't we get involved?
>>73675311
Nippon bringing the banter
>>73671601
KEK TOP ANALOGY
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>>73671695
Looks like they were destined Toulouse
>>73662370
Veneziani = ebrei
>>73674858
>John Marston
>>73676302
Banter has to be clever and witty.
Your "banter" is not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War
>Lopez btfo
>Paraguay btfo
>>73670588
Fuck you Carolus Rex was the best king :'(
>>73680723
We know we know but you getting buttflustered over nothing is top bantz m8. We get it.
>>73660566
You forgot
>Blacks stampede towards the river to escape
>Forget they can't swim
>Hundreds drown in a small river
Also
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Dingo
2 vs 3000 Dead
>>73680982
Agreed, the guy was pretty badass. Though Swedens glory times came to end shortly after his death.
Y'know
Sometimes my reilgion is violent
>>73681537
Muhammad and his successor's conquests were pretty fucking badass tho.
>>73663311
Government was subverted by the Commies and nobody stopped them before they went Castro 2.0
US Should have found another Pinochet to make Panama great again.
>>73678034
I like how there's 3 sources for Jackie Chan on Strength.
>>73673804
UK is as backstabbing as usual.
>>73681503
Yeah thanks Norway, Sweden is now cucked because of you.
>>73681642
Not really
Only muhammed and khalid were good
The rest fucked up the ummayad army
That was good for humanity
The ummayaad started as a merchant empire then they gone full durka durka
For reference, the German version of the article lists the Swiss losses as 12 men.
>>73671986
One side was armed with rifles, the other with advanced african cultural weapons.
>Advanced
>Africa
>>73679934
holy fuck it took me a whole minute to get it
>>73683235
>Polish Humor
>>73678854
Cause in any war it takes you lot about 4 years to join.
make the way
>most of seljuk army dead or captured
>georgian side with minor losses
also dat flag of georgia
>>73662545
>Pope wants to control Venice
>Brings in 3 empires to do so
>Venice at the brink of defeat promises Pope lands, money and power, gets him on board
>Convince pope that France is a threat to Italy
>Pope gets everyone against France
>After Venice collects war intel they turn on pope and help France
>Venice wins, gets all the land and shekels back
That's a prime example of kikery.
>>73669899
>defender
>winter
>opponets main tactic is to throw teenagers shitting themselves to the battlefield
meh desu
![merchant-venice[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8xBO6Ps.jpg "merchant-venice[1].jpg")
>>73684285
>kikery
>Venice
very surprising coming for a merchant republic
>>73685040
>coming for
coming from...
>>73681723
Also, Caroleans were rather dank group of soldiers. Really liked their outfits.
>>73661366
NO SURVIVORS
>>73675159
Hahaha fucking hell m8 calm down. Sound autistic as fuck
My favorite, Paraguay vs Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay.
>>73686313
Lmao France BTFO.
Any south american border conflict ever.
>>73659405
>>73671695
>Total war autoresolve
Not really a battle but still
Fucking Bolcheviks.
>>73663231
Actually, they prefer to live under tge white man until the little jew-mosquito starts buzzing in its ear. Divide and conquer is the sole realm of the jew.
The Stockholm Bloodbath
back when we kek'd the Swedes for fun every now and then
>>73672785
>"honor was a mistake"
>t. Peter
>>73662759
That was a looong time ago cuck. Like, 200 years ago. Theres literally no point in gloating seeing as how we could conquer canada just by fucking asking Trudeau nicely enough.
Also
>guarentee replies: the post
You are like a second rate straya.
Siege of Szigetvar
Also known as "the battle that saved civilization" since it stopped the ottoman army on its path towards the unprepared vienna and with that saved most of europe. The battle is some samurai tier shit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Szigetv%C3%A1r
>>73660566
>>they put on blackface and try to enter the camp at night
>>niggers don't know any better and let them in
>>73689002
"...Let us go out from this burning place into the open and stand up to our enemies. Who dies – he will be with God. Who dies not – his name will be honoured. I will go first, and what I do, you do. And God is my witness – I will never leave you, my brothers and knights!..." last words of Nikola Subic Zrnski, the commander of the defensive forces before the final charge.
>>73684285
Venice dindu nuffin, the pope is to blame for it.
>>73674190
Livonians never were the leaders of the order it was only a name, teutons were behind it all along.
>>73681477
God I miss that game. I just suck at it. F-111C dropping bombs on a huge force at the start of the battle is one of the best feelings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpenkorps_(German_Empire)
>Alpenkorps
>Size Approx. 15,000
>"It was considered by the Allies to be one of the best in the German Army."
BTFO'd
Based eestis
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tannenberg_Line
Rip turkroaches
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Holy_Apostles_Monastery
>>73686313
>La Baise
ouatte zeu feuque?
>>73662370
Italians always switching sides lol
>>73659405
Pooinloo living in Denmark here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bhopal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Anglo-Maratha_War
>>73660566
>>73681477
>Carnage ensued, with hundreds being shot, or drowning in the nearby river in their attempt to escape.
kekeke
>>73664302
They don't know which side any soldier was ok but they know the bucket belonged to Bologna
>>73659405
meme war that Finland eventually lost
now how about war where Soviets got actually rekt and made them unable to spread communism to France/Germany etc?
>>73692492
fugg wanted to respond to this
>>73669899
>>73690877
>30,000 Germans
>18 captured
>BTFO
Simply amazing. Did you also beat up their hands with your faces?
>>73672136
Based Little Turtle
>>73673452
Jokes on you. Your country would be a lot better than what it is today.
>>73663311
commies
>>73661073
everyone knows baout this war.
op wanted to know about unkonwn wars.
>>73669899
>400,000 missing
how the fuck
>>73693040
Little Turtle was an impatient fuck up who should've respected Tecumseh
>>73669645
>9,910,361.5
>.5
>>73686448
Paraguay fought well.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Hydaspes
>>73678181
https://desustorage.org/his/thread/654751/
>>73674056
Yeah but Michigan got the upper peninsula out of it. Michigan came out on top.
>>73681477
shit I think I remember that map on campaign
iirc there's a line of forest overlooking the bridge that you can just fill with tanks and ATGM and any enemy units crossing over get fucked up completely
>>73660065
>>73669290
>>73675158
Vikings were scrubs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lena
Battle of Lena
Date 31 January 1208
Location Kungslena, Sweden
Result Swedish victory
Belligerents
Denmark Sweden
Commanders and leaders
Sverker II of Sweden Eric X of Sweden
Strength
12,000 - 18,000 soldiers and knights 7,000 - 10,000 armed peasants
Casualties and losses
Almost the whole army was destroyed Light
I don't know how to make pictures, so copy and paste for you
>>73664915
As a Canadian, you're a fucking idiot. The British torched a couple buildings in a city that was left almost entirely defended by shitty militia in a tactical blunder. The Americans fucking sacked York, stole our parliamentary mace (and only gave it back in 1934!), and torched our Legislative Assembly.
I should note that our stalwart British allies occupied Washington for 26 hours total then ran away because there was a big storm and they got scared.
I swear to god people learn history from shitty little jingoistic songs.
P.S. Google the Battle of New Orleans.
