Give me 1 reason why you're not living in the principality of sealand.
>100% white
>has its own rugby team and helipad
>0% crime rate
>Cruise in a boat all day if you want
I'm already packing my bags
>>73632184
Looks like it needs repainting.
>>73632280
Definitely needs to be more brown
>>73632280
>>73632640
Did they spend too much of their annual budget on liquor and now can't afford paint? Or do they not possess the technology needed to proceed in painting the country? I don't understand.
>>73632640
Oy vey, I know just what you mean.
100% white? that's not very diverse
they sound like racists to me
>>73632184
Just look at the luxury that awaits you.
>>73632184
When you get bored, take a ride on the sea swing!
>>73633176
looks comfy desu
>>73633176
What's he looking at, /pol/?
I have my own country to run
>>73632184
Like the true chavette she is, Princess Chirley rules with an iron clapper.
>>73632184
>population:27
>>73632184
What if someone actually did try to immigrate there? Would we be accepted?
>>73633176
looks like europe
>>73633508
It got invaded once, look it up, a german and some dutchs conquered it, the king used an hellicopter to get it back, true story
>>73633326
he's looking at the tv you stupid fuck head
>>73633326
Hopefully DIY channels about how to maintain concrete structures in marine environments.
>mah "country" is already past its design life
>>73632184
why did I only hear about sealand yesterday?
It's tripping me out that I have never heard of this before.
Almost like a Bearenstein universe thing.
>>73633176
>/pol/ starts a country
LITERALLY CRYING
https://youtu.be/YBs5aFiE_sY
>>73633797
that pic.
fucking hell.
sealand must learn to be more progressive
>>73632184
>SEAland
>has its own rugby team
But where do they practice?
>Boss, you need to go out on missions to expand motherbase.
>>73634002
On the helipad, duh
>>73633752
>Australia
>>73633871
holy fucc
they need to have this blasting 24/7 at sealand
like zone music in an rpg
like you arrive there on boat and hear it louder as you come closer
then explore the city with the music
like rpg game
real life rpg
:)
>>73633797
Family Guy did a parody episode of it years ago
>>73632184
is it really nothing but a fucking hut on on old platform
how can a nation consist only of a crumbling single story flat
>>73634202
you dickhead fuckhead
those two pillars it sits on are hollow, full of different housing zones
>>73633871
it's glorious
>>73634180
REALLY? What episode?
No troll pls
Are there any other duly appointed Sea Lords here, or is it all merely unwashed plebeians?
E MARE LIBERTAS!
>>73634202
its literally the best attempt when whites try to make a country.
>>73633490
what is her official title? Slag in Chief?
>>73634275
POL BTFO HE MEMED US GUD HOW CAN WE EVER RECOVER
>>73634245
post floorplans pls
>>73632184
Greatest ally
>>73634251
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._Peterbus_Unum
>>73633829
>/pol could get 27 people to join its country
>>73633490
would fuck to gain citizenship through anchor baby
>>73634251
The episode where Peter made Petoria
>>73634275
why does your flag look so weird
>>73632184
>tiny isolated building full of "ironic" commie hipsters
Yeah, I don't really care.
>>73634387
dont have em
just watch the doco they show you everything
part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhrzXYmxFdw
p2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cktpmy-iiJQ
p3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk2zHkrcXwA
p4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCyTTkNIg2M
As an international law student, micronations give me a huge boner.
Drug laws?
Can I bring my cocaine and mephedrone?
when the nuclear hell-fire comes Sealand will be the only safe place
>>73633176
Only the best for mother russia
>>73634426
>ign rated this episode
Kek why? Also its not really sealand related just micronations
>>73633714
The german guy still has a website about it includes nazi ufos and everything all i really remember is him ranting about vril technology dont remember the website name
>>73632184
Wanna make a country in our way?
>>73634611
Why? 99.9% of them have no legitimacy whatsoever, but the local governments just can't be half-assed to go down and fuck with the autistic guy that runs it.
One time they did though. Some sperglord build a tropical island out of sand, said it was a new country, and the neighboring island of niggers invaded it with a boat and took it, kek.
Mfw this is literally /pol/'s dream country
>>73634766
Lmao
Laws
>gas the jews
>hitler did nothing wrong
That would be the extent of pol island
>>73632184
is that a gun turret?
>>73634886
its a spear gun to catch large fish to eat
next to it is a winch/hoist for lifting
>>73634886
No. That's artillery.
>>73634871
We need to take Sealand over.
>>73634002
They're really a blitzball team
>>73634836
Sealand argues the fact Germany sent a negotiator as germany recognizing their sovereignty
>>73634271
My friend went for that, we started joaning him when we realized he paid $50 for a crude certificate signed by some NEET on a block of concrete.
>>73634387
looks cold and miserable as fuck
>>73635011
Was the anti refugee boat guy ever confirmed legit or honeypot? We could use his boat if legit
>>73634836
Sealand and the Principality of Hutt River pretty much managed to get their old countries to retract their authority over the areas, which gives them some legitimacy. This is quite amazing as it makes them a twilight zone of being a country
>>73634640
Being in the ocean far from land after a nuclear apocalypse would be a slow horrific death. I don't see food growing on that steel thing
>>73635157
>>73635036
This too
https://youtu.be/YBs5aFiE_sY
I can't stop listening
/pol/ should set up shop there.
it would be the glorious all-white nation we've dreamed of for years
Someone needs to visit and post on /pol/ on that barbaric computer from the picture to give everyone the ultimate rare flag
>>73632184
Sealand is not a country
>>73635228
Yep. I believe some British Court judged Britain had no jurisdiction over Sealand as it was founded before the expansion of National Waters.
>>73635074
of course it does
it used to be part of england
peasants
>>73635074
>>73635409
its warm, comfy and you can jack off in peace its actually good
NEW OC
![k2-_fb419757-7e52-4fc0-80de-481a8c2d87ed.v1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OMOauOW.jpg "k2-_fb419757-7e52-4fc0-80de-481a8c2d87ed.v1[1].jpg")
>>73635565
you might have that but i have napolitanke
>>73635565
>potato king
>>73632184
It actually doesn't have zero crime rate.
>>73635572
I'd much rather jack off in the woods instead of a desolate shitty abandoned oil rig
>>73633326
/r9k/
>>73635602
kekled
>>73635602
10/10
>>73632184
What is the GNP of this "sealand" you speak of?
>>73635845
Well, at least is not 25% pedophiles like the Pitcairn Islands.
>Mfw sealand sounds like an amusement park
>>73636052
They claim it's $600,000
>>73635565
Does that give you permission to stop by for a cheeky visit now and then?
>>73635175
sea floor farming lad
>>73636390
>They claim it's $600,000
H-how?
>>73636996
Selling a shitload of passports, lord certificates and stamps. Gullible people like >>73635565 think they're worth something/cool to have
>>73637210
Its pretty cool tbf
>>73637458
Oh, I know ;_;
>>73633176
>Not wanting to live in comfy paradise
>>73633490
What a fucking slag
How plausible is it that we get all the ex-military from /k/ to overthrow Sealand government for shits and giggles? Does Sealand actually have a bigger country's military to back them up?
>>73638225
Just googled "take over sealand" and found this http://youtu.be/W50prKHi4RM
Kek
Wtf is sealand does big boss live there?
>>73633176
Holy shit, they have a wii.
>>73638225
They don't. Problem is, you'll need to go through British waters to get there, and if their coast guard doesn't stop you, Sealand itself has artillery.
It can be done, but not by a ragtag 4chan band of loser.
>>73638225
It exists within UK territory so I'd imagine there's be quite a few upset bongs.
>>73633490
Fitting that Miss Sealand would be a land whale
>>73636996
Its worth it. Buy that shit set it up as a tourist trap you will make your money back quick.
I would literally go there and help them repaint and get some decent sofas and shit. Man that stuff has potential.
Sealand is cute!
If we pool our money together we could buy this and call it /pol/harbor. Hell we could probably raise enough to buy a decommissioned air craft carrier and live on it.
>>73638478
>>73638580
Doesn't it lay just outside of their jurisdiction? Or has it expanded? And I mean actual ex-military, I've seem a few of those threads on /k/.
>>73639148
It used to lay outside their waters, but Britain extended their waters, which put Sealand in them. Sealand of course claims they have their own waters now, but even around those it's British sea.
>>73639148
No, it's ours
>>73634180
>Family Guy did a parody episode of it years ago
its a parody of those kind of countries, not exactly sealand
>>73634836
>but the local governments
>international water
>government
>>73632184
Does it have good internet? Do I get my own rare flag?
>>73633176
i know you can't have alot of comfort in that situation, but they need to be so fucking dirty?
>>73638966
sealand was once offered for sale for 1 billion dollars.
Its cheaper to commission an oil tanker. hell its cheaper to buy an actual island somewhere off the pacific or africa.
>>73635565
>sealandgov.org
They have internet in that shithole?
>>73632184
>Give me 1 reason why you're not living in the principality of sealand.
>>100% white
Because I want to keep it that way
>>73639768
The prince lives in Essex
>>73634766
>Wanna make a country in our way?
Every single place in the earth is claimed
excluding some part of north pole
and some area that border sudan and egypt called Bir Tawil*
*that is not exactly not claimed. its like if a wife said I own all the houses, cars and planes and you keep the motorbikes and the cruise boats and the husband said I own the house, cars and cruise boats, you keep the planes and motorbikes
if you really think about it the motorbike is not really unclaimed. after you discover who is right, you will see who is the owner of the motorbike
>>73632184
Are any of these whites "white" Jews?
>>73634202
>how can a nation consist only of a crumbling single story flat
because its not usa that decides how other nations should live
If i got 1 bil to spend on a /pol/ colony, id scout for islands around
-south east asia
-india
-africa
-the carribean
due to the ease of getting your supplies. Id like to choose somewhere around australia but things like food and gas are gonna get real expensive.
>>73639389
>claiming islands you dont own
>>73640333
To boost our GDP we can export dank memes
>>73640333
>id scout for islands around
every single thing is claimed, EVERY
this island country idea was already tried by rich guys
>>73640831
How hard is it to just build our own similar to china?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W50prKHi4RM
I remember this
>>73635565
>framing the equivalent of a legoland drivers licence
>>73640989
What's the music in the background?
>>73632184
how many syrian refugees will Sealand take in?
>>73641123
It comes in a frame.
It's pretty cheap, plastic and not glass.
>>73641383
did you hang it?
>>73633871
>yfw this military band has more members than Sealand
>>73642435
No, it is somewhere on a shelf behind a bunch of other shit. It was a gift.
>>73633871
What would your sea country's anthem be /pol/?
>here's mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1Q8a2jmfMk
>>73644210
http://youtu.be/CiTbEE3tzPM
Fuck, her voice is so pretty.
>>73633176
A socialist country then.
>>73633490
Thats my type. Where in Anglosphere can I find girls like that and how to woe them?
>>73638966
>and call it /pol/harbor.
>create a country
>use stuff from previous existing country
its like you dont want a new country
>>73634444
Wasted quads
>>73645552
Britain, and give them shitty wine
>>73646127
Can you tell me more?
>>73647040
Get them drunk, and tell them about how successful you are and how much money you have. Tell them your Audi is in the shop for new tires and take a cab back to their place then blast them.
i would actually move here
>>73637210
They haven't sold passports in over a decade. There was a ton of fraud going on with people using them for financial fraud.
Its just a joke now.
Its also indie Uk territorial waters now since a change in maritime law.
Sealand is nothing, and never was.
I love the concept as well, but Micronation people are like LARP fags.
>>73647040
It really wouldn't be very difficult, if you have an accent it automatically bumps you up 3 points
>>73648493
same
>>73645552
In America, they go to fern bars like TGI Friday's and Chili's for happy hour. All you gotta do is buy them drinks and pay for their potato skins
>>73632184
>two tubes and a platform with a shack
>already owned by somebody
>known to be armed
Yeah let's go, they'll totally just let you live there FOR FREE BERNIE!
