This was a cover of Time magazine in 1999
Feel old yet?
>>73631343
>1999 was 170 years ago
>>73631343
Why was polywog front and center?
Joseph "The Jew" Stalin
Man of the Year
January 1, 1940
>OP feels old
>>73631343
It was probably really, really bad for us desu senpai
>>73631343
Is this a good team to use?
>>73632083
>Stalin
>Jewish
Anyone else watch pokemon still and play the games to feel nostalgic about a time when our presidents were white?
>>73632202
>>73632128
IDs
>>73632061
That's Polywhirl. Because it's the best fucking Pokemon there is, that's why. Easily the second most iconic Pokemon after Pikachu, for some reason.
>>73632061
hypnotizing the youth
>>73632209
tfw if you used that team today you'd get creamed
>>73632310
I know I just wanted to emphasize the point.
Also fucked up the link
>>>/vp/
I actually never got into pokemon because I was in my 20's when it began to air, and I gave no fucks about product-placement type cartoons.
My kids never gave a shit about them either.
>>73632369
>Implying Psyduck can be defeated
>>73632315
Tell me. Why does he wear the gloves?
>>73632315
polywhirl and polywrath were the laziest pokemon evolution of all time don e by the artists. they literally just made polywhirl have mean eyes.
>>73631343
This was the cover of Time magazine not too long ago
Do you feel cucked yet white world
>>73632369
With Blastoise, Charizard and Mewtwo? LOLNO.
>>73632512
rotated the swirl.
>>73632512
UHM THE SPIRAL SWITCHED DIRECTIONS YOU FUCKBOI I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
>>73632083
You should probably go google "Stalin and jews"
YOU make me feel old.
School seems so worthless now for so many people. You never would have been allowed to pass back before people started coddling lazy kids.
>>73631343
1st gen best gen
>>73631343
the great pokemon panic of the late 90's was a goddamn sight to behold. for months straight there were constant news stories about every possible little negative thing that could be linked to pokemon
some fucking western company really did not want the japs so successful, i'm guessing
These are the new starter Pokemon for Gen 7 just revealed today. Feel old yet?
>>73632317
Haha that would actually make sense too.
>>73631343
I was born in 1998 and I consider myself mature for my age because I listen to Led Zeppelin, Frank Zappa, and Queen rather than Justin Beiber and the Black Eyed Peas and all other garbage music the jews make today.
>>73632315
>Polywhirl
>second most iconic Pokemon after Pikachu
maybe in the very very early noughties. There's no hype surrounding him currently.
>>73632771
A penguin dog?
>>73632771
good fucking lord you aint bullshitting. these are horrid.
>>73632061
He was a prominent character when there was only the kanto Dex, he's in the original gameboy commercials too
>>73632771
what the fuck are these. why are they so effeminate
>>73632929
clown seal
most hated by far, but i like him. anything but the fucking cat
>>73632771
jesus christ. tard-owl, edgecat, and some kind of seal clown
>>73632771
They all look like shit
>>73632874
Yes, but I'm stuck in the past, anon. Pokemon got real stupid, real fast.
>>73633041
What's wrong with the fire cat? Is he a nigger?
>>73632771
Canadians will club the water starter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7TcsT91C8
>>73632999
So you've never played a Pokemon game in your life?
>>73632771
That owl starter is pretty qt, gotta say.
>>73632771
Litten
the legendarys of the new game. the moon one looks retarded as fuck. like someone was high as fuck when they made it.
>>73632771
>An owl, cat, and dog seal
Pokemon modeled after furniture when?
>>73633559
Look at this. A cabage, a snail and a snail turtle. Do these look cute.
>>73633733
1999
>>73632771
>Grass/Flying
Well holy shit.
This is the first time since fucking Bulbasaur one of the starter's (not including evolution lines) had a Secondary. I know who I'm grabbing.
>>73632626
>using 3 water types
I bet you are one of those nostalgia fags that think gen 1&2 are the best and the new ones suck.
>>73633733
Nigga wasn't there a Pokemon that transformed into appliances or am I high?
>>73633889
shame that means its final evo's typing isn't gonna be much of a surprise
>>73633833
The cabbage becomes a dinosaur, the snail becomes a cannon, and the lizard becomes a dragon.
the only constant is change.
1. Gyarados
2. Charizard
3. Victribell
4. Raichu
5. Clefable
6. Pidgeot
>>73634051
Rotom. It's from gen 4, iirc.
![Zapdos_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2sXtduR.jpg "Zapdos_1[1].jpg")
>>73633680
The original three legendaries were the best designs desu
zapdos was fucking baller
>>73633889
>grass/fly
OP as shiiit
>>73634267
>an ice chicken
>>73634065
That's true. I guess one does not have to be a genius that the Fire is gonna get dark. I think the seal-dog is gonna be pure water though.
Honestly I'm shocked that they haven't broken away once from Fire-Water-Grass ONCE over the course of 20 years.
Why not try a new trio, say, Flying->Fight->Rock?
>>73631343
Poliwhirl is the fucking best
![torchic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kSvNnXl.jpg "torchic[1].jpg")
>>73634569
>a fire chicken
fucking pokemon, right
If Trump gets elected, will Ludicolo have to go back?
>>73631343
It's 9 years since The Simpsons Movie came out. Where did that go?
What does this have to do with politics?
>>73632771
FUCKING IDEALESS SHIT!
>>73635012
yes, along with all grass niggers
what's even the point of grass if you have a water and an electric?
>>73635127
bitch pokemon takes lives every year
gen 1-2 pokemon was the shit.
>anime before it turned into 30 years of the same shit over and over
>gold/silver to look forward to
>99 summer tour fighting against other people
even the art had more style back then, the drawings are so bland now in comparison.
pokemon is just way past its prime. i sort of feel bad for kids who never got to experience it while it was at its highest peak, but only get to play the games they churn out every year instead.
>>73632771
>Owl is okay
>Sealion is just a poor attempt at another Oshawott
But the fucking cat is probably the worst starter in the entire pokémon franchise
![cad9bb_3856475[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cn6HNt5.jpg "cad9bb_3856475[1].jpg")
>>73635393
>gen 1 was the shit
gen 2 was alright but gen 3 is where things got good imo
Why were Gen 1 and 2 so fucking awesome?
Why did the later gens adopt that awful blocky artstyle?
>>73631343
>having some rando water fucking pokemon front and center
seriously who the fuck cares about your many whirling ass
pick ANY OTHER pokemon
>>73631343
Whos the gibsmedat of pokemon?
I remember buying Pokemon Red in 1998. I went for Charmander and really struggled beating Brox until I realised the importance of type. Good times.
>>73636262
I've actually read that they drew all (or maybe not all but a significant portion of) the 700+ Pokemon _from the beginning_ and just chose 151 of those to be in the first game
Just dug this bad boy out of a box.
>>73637005
Jynx is the most sheboon lookalike - originally was pure blackface but had to change it to purple.
The most nigger would probably Primeape. Literally just goes around chimping out.
>>73632512
Hold the fuck up nigger this is one of my all time favorite Pokemon. You want to fucking fight?
>>73637391
Remember when the only way to get that info on the cover was reading the damn thing?
>>73632929
I think "seal" is the animal you're looking for.
Also
>>73632771
WHO HERE OWL MASTERRACE?
>>73631343
>charizard has no tail flame
TRIGGERED
>>73637394
How about Slowpoke?
>>73632083
...You had to use a trip didn't you
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>>73635393
gen 1 and 2 had good art, 3 was mostly shit. 4 got better. I haven't played any of them since than but those mega evolutions are pretty gay.
>>73633889
The cat is confirmed fire/dark and the seal water/fairy too
>>73632083
Stalin wasn't Jewish, he was somewhat anti-semitic (though less so by Russian/Georgian standards)
>>73637597
Remember all the adverts for anime all over these things? I'm pretty sure it was still priced in dollars even in UK magazines
>>73632771
What is it, flying/grass, fire/dark, water/psychic?
>>73635030
Well shit time to die
>>73633905
Sinnoh onwards sucked dick dummy
>>73637915
All correct except for water/fairy
>>73637915
You're correct about the owl being grass and flying, but the others just have one type. No idea what secondary types their evolutions will have though since they haven't been revealed yet.
My prediction is Littun will end up Fire/Dark and the water seal clown thing (I've already forgotten its name) will be Water/Ice (or just water like Samurott)
>>73632315
I had a Polywhirl plushie.
>>73632771
I LOVE THE CIRCUS SEAL!
>>73632823
You're not.
