Does Canada need help with its forest fires or can this frog handle the logistics. Can someone explain how a drama teacher is this shit at public speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo_WWYx7hT0
>>73619995
>there's no need *smug grin*
He really does hate Alberta doesn't he?
>>73619995
>every other word is "uhhhh"
jesus christ
>>73620480
Everyone hates Alberta. They don't contribute to our resource economy, nor do they export refined goods. Yet Albertans will always act like they're anything other than lazy welfare babies.
>>73619995
>Comments and rating disabled
wew
>>73620658
Although I agree with your assessment, Quebec is much worse.
I'm triggered by his face!!!!!!!!!!
I'm triggered by his face!!!!!!!!!!
I'm triggered by his face!!!!!!!!!!
>>73619995
if you put the fire out, it wins.
>>73620880
BRO ARE YOU TRIGGERED BY HIS FACE?!?!
>>73620658
>They don't contribute to our resource economy,
dude what
>And the fire, uh, will uh, put out it uh, self.
>>73619995
>AAaaa
>AaAAaaAA
>AAa
Jesus Christ this dude.
>>73619995
He's wayyyyyyyy to busy on social media to worry about some tiny fire. If half of Canada was on fire, he might have to take a day off from eating hummus and reading up on the Quran to do something.
>Tfw people will think canada shares trudeau's thoughts soon
>>73620944
Its four years until the next election! Why do I need to be reminded....
I need to put up with FOUR MORE YEARS OF HIS SHIT.
FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!!
>>73620658
I have never met a Canadian that had something good to say about their country
this is the first time i hear weedman speak..
how did he get elected?
>>73619995
There were better public speakers in my college course
>>73619995
This is the first time I actually heard him talk and holy shit does he sound like fag. Can't believe this guy won the election in a landslide with such a stereotypical gay voice.
who made this retard president? please, wildfire chan, end it quickly. end canada
>>73621517
SOMEONE MAKE WILDFIRE-CHAN MEME NOW SO WE CAN PRAY TO HER AND KEK
>>73619995
Is the fire not out yet? Wtf
>>73620658
Doesn't the part of Alberta burning down right now extract fucking crude oil? I guess you must use your faggy ass little bicycle and drive around an electric car. You're worse than Trudeau.
>>73619995
>"UH"
When will you let us annex Alberta, Canada? You clearly don't want them.
>>73620658
Same applies to rapefugees
>>73620944
If so Canadian tax dollars have thankfully paid for a toll free triggering hotline.
>>73619995
What is wrong with this turbocunt? Why doesn't he want our help? We deal with this kind of shit all the time, send us in and it'll be over in five minutes.
>>73621718
1/3 of the entire countries economy comes from the region that is on fire. That poster is indeed a retarded faggot
>>73621631
>>73621517
Please don't encourage wildfire chan. It's burning in the only good part of Canada. The conservative part viewed as gun toting redneck racists by the faggy parts of Canada. Weed man lives on the other side of the country.
>>73619995
What a complete fucking clown.
>>73621860
I'm assuming Alberta largely voted against the weedman.
>>73621848
Source? Is that for real?
Justin is just filler until a more suitable PM comes along. Happens all the time with the li
>>73621763
This is literally my wet dream
>>73621848
oh my fuck
>>73620658
>They don't contribute to our resource economy
Fucking WHAT? Dude, I don't know SHIT about Canada, and even I know that is an utterly retarded statement.
>>73621848
I read that as troll free
>>73620626
>>73621131
>>73621165
There needs to be an "ahh" compilation
>>73621848
Kek
Oh Canada...
>>73621848
That's not real. It can't be real. Please God don't let it be real.
Heil Trudeau
>>73621955
It's real
>http://www.aadnc-aandc.gc.ca/eng/1448633299414/1448633350146
help me
>>73622177
Call them and tell them the trigger hotline triggered you
>>73619995
uhh x100
what the hell dude
>>73621886
Of course. Maybe he's letting it burn, so Canada can try to get into the fake solar industry, in which the government dumps 100s of millions of dollars in, and watches them all go bankrupt after they pay off all the politicians. Our country is really good at that.
>>73621970
Come join America, Prairie Provinces
>>73622363
Yes, this. They'll have to add another hotline for triggered trigger hotline callers.
DUDE WEED LMAOOO
who bigger cam whore this guy our the mostly bald guy with the talk show/whatever?
>>73620658
Well fuck you.
>>73622177
Bro it's the current year. Pic related is also not satire. This is what we are dealing with, some people actually think like this.
>>73622420
Kek
>>73621763
PLEASE. SAVE US.
Also,
>be an autistic drama teacher
>own a huge fucking land full of lush green forests
>your forest catches on fire (conifer trees are the most inflammable)
>the fire won't stop
>you are responsible for destroying a huge % of forest on the planet
>no need for help
Trudeau is the biggest fucking cretin on this planet.
Oi, Leaves.
Is there some context I am missing here? He only started to stutter like a spaz when he was talking about international offers of assistance. Is it rude in Canada to decline an offer of help? If Canada needs help, why would he refuse it? Did he run on a "Canada can do its own thing policy"?
Help me out here?
>>73621685
>months
Who cares they are a bunch of anti-Trudeau cucks who destroy our beautiful enviroments
Let Alberta burn
>>73619995
We need to raise Canada's Carbon Tax for sending all that smoke our way. And they should take Cruz back too.
>>73619995
>if you fight with fire they win
>>73621023
>>73621718
>>73622084
Maybe the oil sands would matter if they actually turned a profit. The only reason to keep them running is to make Albertans feel like they serve a purpose beyond being 7% less dull than Winnipeg.
I understand the denial for help from Russia due to political bullshit but why did Canada deny help from the US? We have many states that have very extensive experience in fighting massive wildfires. I know a lot of Canadians hate us, but even when we try and help you tell us to fuck off.
>>73619995
>>73622759
Debt
>>73622759
Just look at OP's picture. It's because he's an egoistical prat who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.
>>73621400
>how did he get elected?
Same way our commander in chimp got in, he promised to legalize canabis on a federal level.... which he never followed through with and actively fought against by sending the three-letter attack dogs after dispensaries in legal states.
>>73622759
Cuckdeau is probably still salty about Obongo banging his wife
>>73622640
>anti-Trudeau is a bad thing
>anti-Trudeau makes you a cuck
>They're destroying our beautiful environment so let's leave their beautiful environment on fire
Do you know what oil sands are? It's literally an enormous swamp of oily sand where no vegetation can grow and no life can live. They are not destroying a Forrest to get to it. It's existence literally prevents life from existing there. When they are done extracting the oil, then trees can grow in the area.
>>73622801
>If you put it out, it wins
>>73619995
>uhhhh
>ughhhh
>uhhh
>ughhhhhh
>ughhh
>uhhhhh
>uhh
What the fuck is this for?
Did he leave his vibrating buttplug in?
>>73619995
>Can someone explain how a drama teacher is this shit at public speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8
>>73622640
give up the shitposting canada
>>73622715
>maybe they would matter if they actually turned a profit
>Alberta is one of the richest provinces
>Alberta is one of the only provinces that doesn't receive equalization payments
>Alberta supplies the money for the equalization payments the other provinces receive
Man sperg rage is fine when you acknowledge it's just sperg rage, but when you start pretending it's founded on anything real and are literally wrong about everything it's just embarrassing
Guys don't worry we'll save Africa and Alberta all on our own.
>>73619995
>parts of the country literally burning to the ground
>destroyed currency
>tanking economy
>pm instead focused on advancing transnigger and Islamic rights
You fucking cucknucks better reply to this post with a good reason why this retarded man is pm
>>73623109
Shitposting sadly is now the only job option for many young whites in Canada
>>73619995
Maybe Weedman doesn't want international help because he's afraid someone will find one of his broken pipes started the fires?
>>73620658
Alberta is the only province that is a net contributor to the Canadian national budget. Divided evenly, each citizen of the province is paying ~$6k more into the budget than they will get back. It is you who is the lazy welfare baby. I hope Alberta gets sick of you and secedes (as they can do constitutionally). We could use another state.
>promise cannabis
>deliver hellfire and hundreds of millions in property damage
Based drama teacher.
>>73623232
>>73623202
B-but muh DUDE WEED
>>73619995
He says "uh" more than Obama.
>>73623038
Holy shit, this reminds me of high school and presentations/projects where students say "ugh ahh ugh" every 2 seconds.
How the hell can such person be in office?
>>73620658
Spoken like a true non Albertan. Go fuck your mother cocksucker.
>>73623202
Because Canada's entire identity is based on seeing themselves as somehow morally superior to those whacky backwards Americans. Canadians are raised from birth to think they're better because of free health care and gay rights and no guns. From childhood they are raised with weird egos like "huh look at those redneck crazy Americans with their guns and no health care and persecuting gays. So glad I'm Canadian instead where we're so much better." Weed mans is the manifestation of this smug bullshit when he talks about feminism and diversity, so when Canadians saw him, it triggers their internal smug moral high horse programming.
>>73619995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alR5XF-lH1k
>>73623565
I'm so glad a leaf said this, because it's been my experience with most Canadians that I've met in person. I live very close to the border so I've met quite a few.
>>73623232
That's actual institutionalized racism. They memed so hard that it came true.
Well the fire will got out naturally. No need to waste other resources. Shit like this happens all the time and it's just burning unoccupied areas of land. Wildfires are part of nature and this doesn't even compare to one of the biggest wildfires in history.
Also, it's weird seeing him stammer like that. Uhh uhhh uhhh ahhh uhhh. This motherfucker used to be all dramatic and everything he said seemed fake. Giving oscar worthy speeches for basic shit yet can't talk to the international community without looking autistic? Christ.
>nice one, captcha
>>73623491
It probably has an egg in his asshole, and Gerry Butts is holding the remote.
>>73623769
When Americans are brought up Canadians immediately start shit talking and automatically assuming every other Canadian will agree and join in. It doesn't even occur to them that someone might disagree with them. Sometimes when they start shit talking about hating Americans I ask "why?" and am either greeted with silence and blank faces or " ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? REALLY?!?!"
>>73623232
>>73623336
>>73623881
Reminder that CBC is government funded, not a private company
>>73623888
>Shit like this happens all the time and it's just burning unoccupied areas of land. Wildfires are part of nature and this doesn't even compare to one of the biggest wildfires in history.
It destroyed an entire town that is possibly the single biggest contributing town to the entire country's economy
>>73623565
this aah is ah actually quite ahh... accurate. ah.
also, turd-o can't speak worth shit. embarrassing.
>>73623185
Who cares about the fire? Its a bunch of white peoples' stuff.
That certainly can't be milked for publicity like feminism or Islam, so why bother?
>>73623972
I used to date a girl who had dual citizenship with Canada. She was 100% ethnically scandinavian but told me once that she was more afraid of white supremacists than anything else. I ended up telling her something like "you know I really don't think you have anything to worry about from them", but I wanted to just fucking laugh at how dumb it was. Is that also a normal Canadian thing?
>>73623565
Really? In southern Ontario we're so close to the States that we usually end up marrying them.
And the internet... everyone has American friends now.
>>73622801
>>73624220
>It destroyed an entire town
All the reports say it destroyed 1/5th of homes. That's nowhere near "an entire town". That was the only town near the fire and it's spreading through forests. No one else is in danger.
>"This city was surrounded by an ocean of fire only a few days ago but Fort McMurray and the surrounding communities have been saved and they will be rebuilt,"
>The city lost 2,400 structures, but almost 25,000 were saved
>‘Ocean of fire’ destroys 2,400 structures but 85% of Fort McMurray still stands
You fucking people are acting like you were nuked. Calm the fuck down. WILDFIRES ARE PART OF NATURE.
>>73624565
That's just a normal liberal thing. They'd rather be surrounded by blacks or muslims than be around 1 white supremacist.
>>73624725
kek
>>73623159
>>73623254
>Using statistics prior to the oil price crash to justify the existence of a vestigial province.
Exactly what I expect from the dullards who voted the Liberal party for their provincial government.
Now grab a fucking pick and get mining. Maybe we could wring at least of modicum of value out of your pampered white collar asses.
>>73621848
Why would we accept Russia's help for a wild fire? Doesn't really make any sense.
>>73625017
>this entire post
lmao
>>73624784
>WILDFIRES ARE PART OF NATURE.
I'm aware David Suzuki. That doesn't change the fact the entire town was evacuated and devastated and weedman is being a complete faggot about it
>>73625330
Considering what they might use is vodka.
>>73620626
Fs now I can't not hear it.
>>73625592
>That doesn't change the fact the entire town was evacuated and devastated and weedman is being a complete faggot about it
It's almost like you're falseflagging the leaf flag so you can talk shit about how bad Canada is because of its faggy leader.
The fire is going to kill a bunch of underbrush and dead leaves that would cause another fire anyway. The fire's big because of already existing dry leaves. It's good that the forest is being cleared. This is why it's natural. The fire is in the middle of nowhere, away from oil and towns, threatening no one.
Humans won't dent the fire. Only weather, rains, etc will until it loses oxygen and things to burn.
Yet you want multiple countries involved, clogging up system (with honest good intentions of course) because you think your country is incompetent enough that they can't handle the situation on their own? Americans don't do this shit, man. Americans even refused help after Katrina knowing FEMA was god awful.
>>73625330
Maybe because your stupid country is burning and you cucks are to retardet to get it down.
>mfw i'm literally moving to Canada in September
could be worse, at least you don't have a paki mayor
>>73624529
>Canada elected a literal trustfund manchild because he had good hair
If there was ever an argument against womens sufferage, this is it.
>>73624025
That's what makes it so terrible. If a private citizen starts up a business and starts throwing their own money around, then sure, let them pick and choose a little.
Taxpayer dollars? Government ran? Fuck your discrimination, time to make molotovs.
>Canadians
>Pic related
>>73619995
Holy
AAAH
shit he's really
AAAH
bad at
AAAH
speaking
AAAH
>>73620658
>The cost of repairing Fort McMurray from devastating wildfires will be higher than most expect and borne by all Canadians, says a noted economics professor.
>"The ripple effects are not going to be restricted to Fort McMurray or Alberta,” Atif Kubursi, a professor emeritus at McMaster University tells BNN. Consumers could feel the impact of the Fort McMurry wildfires though higher prices for insurance, taxes and even gasoline he says.
Fuck Alberta. Worst province in the country. Luckily I'm on autismbux and will not be participating in Alberta's recovery
BURN WEED BURN
>>73628033
Not yet, anyway.
>>73622801
lel cucknadia does it again
>>73619995
weedman is just a ploy to make white men look even worse than how the media portrays them
