So the new GTA game was announced, it takes place in the United Kingdom.
What can we expect from a British GTA, /pol/?
>>73604891
>>73604891
>the only weapon you can get in the entire game is a cricket bat
>using the knife cheat gets you arrested
I hope the game has realistic demographics so I can shoot all the Muslims, Pakis and Gypos.
>>73604891
no weapons, also if you run over a Muslim you die instead
>>73604891
well have to adjust to driving on the wrong side of the road
Give me sauce.
I want to see if this is true.
I CAN DRIVE PAST MY HOUSE KILLING FUCKING PAKIS AND PUNCHING THE FUCKING LOUD OBNOXIOUS AUSSIE EX-PATS IN EVERY FUCKING PUB!!! YES YES YES
Video games are for losers fuck off to you're containment board you autistic idiot
Islamic terrorism.
>no telly licence
>3 stars
Mission 1: Bin that knife
>>73605167
lol
>>73604891
A bunch of jews and fags walking around
> play as muslim man
> no knives/guns
> your character must pause every few bongs to get down and pray
>carry any weapons at all
>instant 5 stars
driving on the wrong side of the road, hooking people in the gabber m8 instead of shooting all the time... probably a lot like sleeping dogs
>>73605167
>>73605206
>>73605167
kek
>complete mission
>reward: knife license
>>73605167
doppelkeks
>>73604891
Whipping Whores with Bicycle spokes.
>>73604891
Muzzie protag
>>73604981
>implying you won't be playing as a newly arrived rapefugee
>implying it won't be about culturally enriching evil whities
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED I GET TO GO FUCKING NUCLEAR ON TOWER HAMLETS DEUS FUCKING VULT!!!!!!!!!
CCTV's all over the place meaning you can never get rid of your Wanted level.
>too young to remember that they've already done this: the thread
Eyes forward and pay attention to your teacher, you little fuckwits
I'm too lazy to add the HUD
>>73604891
No mention of Islamic issues
You're missing the real question OP.
In every GTA you play as a minority or a foreigner ; who will we play in this one ? :^)
>GTA Online is filled with kids throwing sticky bombs and stabbing people
>This is now realistic in GTA VI
>>73605433
You know this is gonna happen
>>73604891
Game will be banned in the UK.
>>73604891
>try to buy a gun
>you cant
>???
>game over
>game starts in Bradford
>game ends with you having worked your way up to being Mayor of London
>>73604891
Poor dental hygiene.
My only hope is that they get actual English voice actors, not burgers putting on accents. No matter how good your accent is, there's a distinctly different accent every 20 or so miles so unless they've actually loved in England long enough to pick up an accent it just sounds shit
>>73604891
Wow this will be the first time a GTA game will take place in a muslim country
>>73605448
>refugee
>becoming a criminal
well at least its realistic
>get in my motorized rollingham
>pop into the shop for some chocolate globbernaughts
>get attacked by a Muzzie
>pull out my rooty-tooty point-and-shooty
>the bobbies come in and arrest me instead of the Muzzie
>godsavethequeen.jpg.exe
>>73604958
>Not beating the shit out of people with a bike tire
Lead in game will be muzzie
You can customize your prayer rug
This will be so amazing
I hear you will also get a rape room in your flat.
I'm so fucking angry that Niko Bellic's story was ruined by being told in a game with such slapstick casual violence. Niko was an introspective guy who didn't like violence and thought cops were important during the cutscenes, but in play you naturally act like a psychopath.
Such dissonance. The only good game of this style that I can think of was The Godfather, because at least there it made sense to be playing as a casual mass murderer, because the protag actually acted like one.
HOLD ON, IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
NEWS SAYS NOTHING.
CITATION NEEDED, OP!
still waiting for gta 5 story mode dlc.
so much left like trevors gun/meth empire.
>>73605556
GTA was invented in England by English guys.
Also the only good game based in London was the Getaway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyPZz841BQM
>>73605726
I mean you don't HAVE to massacre people in the streets. I certainly didn't do that because the story was so much more entertaining.
>>73605750
I unironically hope for zombies
>>73605805
>GTA was invented in England by English guys.
It was created in Scotland by two Scottish guys.
The Rockstar North office, where they develop GTA, is in Edinburgh.
You are a typical english glory stealing cunt.
Is andy murray also English?
you fucking nonce.
>progress to level 100
>unlock assualt spoon license for 100 thousand pounds
>cant use it until you get a license to hold the spoon
>cant hold the spoon until you get a license to look at the spoon
>a licence to look at the virtual spoon requires a goverment background check and mandatory 7 year waiting period in real life to be cleared for your video game spoon license
"oi blud ill fokin' sock u one roight in the gabber if u dont give us the monies you ow, ya cheeky cont"
"oi i hafin' got me fokin moniez from da job centre yet, lad. ill fokin av it next week. i swear on me mum m8"
"ill fokin shank u wid dis here dull bread knife if u dont, ya fokin gay nob end"
I hope They put in that gang of niggers that hang out by the bridge before the rugby pub if you go right out of Camden tube station. One of the cunts tried to rob me when I was sleeping outside offspring
>>73605740
>citation needed
You're about 17 years late, m8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_London,_1969
>>73605524
A woman
>>73606017
I thought OP was talking about GTA 6.
Fuck I'm such a dipshit, I actually got excited there.
>>73605943
>It was created in Scotland by two Scottish guys.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Houser
>Sam Houser (born 1971)[5] is an English video game producer and developer.[3][6] He is the co-founder and president of Rockstar Games and one of the creative driving forces behind the games in the Grand Theft Auto franchise, being producer since the third game. He is responsible for taking GTA into the 3D-environment era, creating realistic cities under fully 3D-engines and turning the series into huge profits during video gaming's sixth-generation era.
>Dan Houser (born 1974) is an English[2] video game producer as well the co-founder (along with his brother Sam) and vice president of creativity for Rockstar Games.[3] As well as producing video games, Houser is the head writer for Rockstar Games,[4] being the lead for Bully, Red Dead Redemption and Max Payne 3. He has also written, or co-written, almost all of the titles in the Grand Theft Auto series.[4][5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Houser
Stupid cunt and to answer your question..
>Is andy murray also English?
Yes.
>>73605943
I thought that their HQ was in Dundee?
>>73605485
op pic is actually the games box art but so what?
Best feature would be to kill muslims
Without question
>>73604891
Gold trophy : don't pay TV Licence for 24 hours and resist at the special forces
>>73606155
It's HQ is New York.
December 1998; 17 years ago
Headquarters New York City, New York, United States
Coordinates 40.725736°N 73.995968°WCoordinates: 40.725736°N 73.995968°W
Key people
Sam Houser
(President)
Dan Houser
(Vice president)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games
>>73605805
GTA was invented in Scotland by Scottish guys you muppet. I seen their office when I visited Edinburgh
>>73605167
Lol
>>73604891
WEAPON SWEEPS
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KNIFE DISPOSAL BINS.
PEOPLE GOING: OI SHIT HES GOTTA KNIFE
>>73606291
Try reading you stupid cunt.
>>73606147
>>73606275
It was invented by English guys, founders of the company who based a subsidiary "Rockstar North" in Scotland.
Stupid fucking SNP shills, you're so dumb.
>>73604891
1. drive by polite disagreements
2. chippies
3. driving on the wrong side of the fucking road
4. bin that dead prostitute
5. naked Kay Burley cameo
6. mug everyone - the cops will arrest anyone who attempts the slightest resistance.
8. pic related - final boss
>>73606403
The game was originally titled Race'n'Chase until Dan and Sam Houser renamed it.[8] It was originally planned to be released on MS-DOS, Windows 95, PlayStation, Sega Saturn and the Nintendo 64. However, it was never released for the two latter consoles. During the development of Grand Theft Auto, many people overseeing the game's progress attempted to halt the development, which led the crew at DMA Design to have to convince them to allow them to continue.[7]
There were specific milestones planned for Grand Theft Auto, none of which were met:[7]
Development begins: 4 April 1995
Complete game design: 31 May 1995
Engine: 3 July 1995
Look and feel: 2 October 1995
First play: 3 January 1996
Alpha: 1 April 1996
End of production: 1 July 1996
>>73604891
You play Achmed, a young immigrant just arrived in Londinistan
Recruited by the government you are tasked with the deportation of whites
>>73604891
>Be me
>Playing GTA VI
>Pick a knife out of a bin
>Instant 6 stars
>Police come
>They have no weapons
>Go to stab copper but he smashes yer gobber in
>WASTED SENPAI INI
>>73604891
long ass queues and a shit ton of pakis
>>73606403
GOD BLESS
>>73604958
B-B-Butter Knives ?
>>73606534
NOT LONDON Boo hoo no batnz
http://ca.ign.com/videos/2013/09/20/grand-theft-auto-wont-return-to-london
>>73606275
That's the rockstar games offices AKA take two interactive, who bought out rockstar.
GTA is developed by Rockstar North, whose office is in Edinburgh, Scotland.
Rockstar and Rockstar North are two different developers.
>>73604891
So none of the cops will have guns, only the criminals?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_North
>>73605726
The first Mafia is better than any GTA in terms of story.
>>73606534
I DIDN'T SAY SENPAI I SAID 'SENPAI' YOU DUMB NIGGER REEEEEEEEEE!!!
GTA London was one of their best DESU.
I think they should do what they did before, place it in the 60's or something, go all OTT Autin Powers/Italian Job/Kray Twins
>>73605943
>Is andy murray also English?
no he's a cunt
[spoiler]but sometimes he's a british cunt[/spoiler]
[spoiler]no jock could ever be English[/spoiler]
>>73607153
AAAH WHAT THE FUCK IT CHANGED IT AGAIN THIS IS NIGGING ME OUT REEEEEEE!!!! F A M NOT SENPAI REEEE!!
>>73604958
so i thought you anglos were fucking with us like your television licence so I had to look this bullshit up
https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives
Banned Knives
>samuri swords
>shuriken
>kasuri-gama
>kyoketsu-shoge
>kusari-fundo -- which isn't even a fucking blade
so basically it sounds like you're prohibited weaboos from getting anything other than body pillows and hentai...
Good reasons for carrying a knife
>the knife is going to be used for religious purposes
>like the kirpan for Sikhs
kek, makes sense, wouldn't want to keep muslims from carrying knives. That would prevent them from fulfilling their religious practice of beheading infidels on the streets..
>>73607359
It's called a wordfilter, Mohammed. Hiroshimoot put them in a while ago and "forgot" to ever remove them.
>>73605485
because they teach about rockstar games at school
>>73604891
A suicide bomber spawning every 15 minutes.
>>73607359
ok SENPAI
paki "youths" boasting about molesting and torturing white little girls
>>73604891
Pretty much just gonna be attacking chavs with knives the whole time.
Not gonna be very realistic if they try and put guns into it. Unless they're like super rare and the cops attack on sight if you have one.
The cops won't have guns either though so you'll probably have to have 4 or 5 stars before they sent in a counter-terrorism unit or something.
Probably gonna be shit.
I hope that you aren't a chav.
We already went through that phase of society, we don't need a revival of it.
Really?
Source please.
It most likley will take place in London and you will be a young upcoming youth with no father figure while you go about your business with your melanin enriched friends.
You have to battle to take over the group of the local rape gang in which you have quotas to fill and then take it london wide to become the top rapist.
>No TV licence - 5 star
>No knife licence - 4 stars
>No rooty-tooty point-and-shooty licence - 3 stars
>No licence licence - 2 stars
>No fork licence - 1 star
Cheats include 'RASICT' to organize and instant SJW protest and to slow down your followers.
ALLAH ACKBAR to instantly clear the area.
DIVERSITY to recruit more rapists to your club and get them better jobs over whitey.
LABOUR to lose all wanted stars and cause unlimited rapes for the next 10years.
DLC content to include Oldham, Brimingham and Rotherham - Take your empire to the next level and conquer the UK.
>>73608126
I hope it won't be some preening millennial gym tosser looking for a bit of cheeky banter and going out for a messy night the lads.
>>73605127
>Implying the game won't put you in the shoes of a Syrian refugee to get that GTA4 vibe back.
>>73608675
BEEEG SLAPPER TITTIES
>>73604891
Mission 1: Suicide bombings
>no knives or weapons available
>no tv because no licence
>if you leave your apartment your character immediately gets beheaded by a gang of muslims enforcing sharia law and spreading cultural diversity
>you can make a cup of tea in your apartment
>you can browse the internet on your phone
>if you express a feeling of frustration with the state of things on facebook the police come and arrest you
>the only way you can progress through the game is insulting other countries on the internet, defending muslims and talking about how great britain is
>>73608126
What you mean 'went through'? Did you cull all the chavs in your area or something?
Still got an infestation where I live.
>>73609144
Why would you not be able to browse the internet on your phone otherwise?
You can do that in GTA 5. How is that relevant to the UK in particular?
>>73609144
>IGN 10/10 bretty gud
>>73609283
>How is that relevant to the UK in particular?
Because that's the only thing anybody does in the UK.
Only thing you can do without upsetting muslims or big brother.
>>73604891
Lots of pakis.
>>73607662
It literally takes over 15 minutes for the British SWAT to show up once you've started a rampage.
...or was that the French SWAT?
>>73604891
Instead of The Gangs of New York filled with Mexicans and blacks, expect GTA to take place in London with degenerate English gangs made of Jamaicans chavs Muslims and Yakuza. The main character of course is going to be an immigrant again, from Syria.
>>73604891
They might also make fun of the queen in the game
The only good GTA was Vice City
Prove me right
>play as muslim
>impossible to get a wanted level for any crimes you commit
>>73604891
Grand Takbir Allah
>>73606388
look eout eh's got a shootah
>>73605805
Stay calm everybody!
...
They've Gone.
Expect it to take 100x longer to find a gun; and then expect to be unopposed for half an hour as you massacre as many people as you like, then expect to be blown the fuck out by special forces.
Then expect white people to apologise.
>>73611176
a gta london could work very well
shooting one person in sight would get you 2 stars = armed response turn up as fast as any other gta cop would
if it was set in london theres plenty of police that carry guns there anyway.
Expect traffic. An unholy amount of traffic.
>>73605637
>Belgium
>>73605997
Yeah those cunts. fukn hate em.
>>73604891
The fuck?
What would a mission be? Not pay TV license?
>>73611567
if you play a female character then you can walk through tower hamlets without a head-covering as a mission
>>73611311
GTA: Cornwall
Armed response takes days to arrive.
>>73605586
kek
>threaten those who insult Islam
>>73612030
GTA: Isle of Wight
Armed response?
>>73604891
Muslim MC. Which means I won't be buying.
>>73604891
>sharia law zones
>only weapon you can use is a cricket paddle
>cops don't have guns
>crappy little eurocars everywhere
>player is named khaldoon al Saad alsgheer
>press F to pray towards Mecca
>>73612030
as a cornishman id enjoy this very much
im pretty sure our nearest armed response is actually plymouth so it wouldnt be far off
>>73604891
>same American Dream type bullshit story as GTA IV except replace American Dream with refugee asylum dream and replace the Slav with Khaled Muhammad al Saad
>" I come here to flee war, we did some bad things, things we aren't proud of"
>*flashback to cutting off kafir heads*
>"but that's behind me now, I want to live a good life in multicultural Britain
>final mission: assassinate Nigle Firige, the evil nazi racist and IPUK (isolation party of UK) and get 1000£
>>73610964
>http://ca.ign.com/videos/2013/09/20/grand-theft-auto-wont-return-to-london
>rape 1400 kids
>police say sorry to you as to not appear racist.
>>73604891
Well cops won't be a problem, you might have one gun with 3 bullets. And you will crash lot of cars because they drive on the wrong side of the road
>>73605805
You're assuming he didn't already know that. The game would be banned in the UK regardless
>>73612658
This would never happen. GTA is legitimately politically incorrect.
>>73604891
>Playing as the new Mayor of London
>killing anything non-muslim
Will not buy. This game will appeal to libtards and SJW's. Rockstar needs to make cash afterall, can't go and kill mudslimes as you please.
>>73608675
Even if they did I would still get to kill Somalians who would unquestionably try to rob me. Maybe I'll take a trip to shore ditch and burn the whole place down
>>73604891
>one-star constantly for CCTV
>mission to suicide bomb buckingham palace with car is game finale
>>73604891
Holy fuck, sauce?
No way.
I always thought that a non-cucked 1980's britain would make for a great GTA game.
>>73614675
You'd get to interact with skinheads
