sup /pol/
so, we're in 2019, Russia declared absolute war to you : Germany.
Now you have to pick your allies. There is four possibilities :
- UK
- France
- Spain
- Italy
You can only pick two of them.
THE OTHER TWO that you won't pick will automatically ally with Russia against you.
PLEASE NOTE that Poland is, in facto, your allie, since Russia is going to take it in order to get to you.
All other countries have declared they wish to remain neutral, but will give free passage to whoever troops want to cross their territories.
Tough choice? Who would you pick... And why?
Any other options?
>>73589567
Britain and France is of good allies.
France has of many infantries to fight against evil communist.
Why the fuck would you take Spain or Italy?
France and Britain are the only two choices for several reasons.
1) Largest militaries
2) Biggest threats due to both (1) and proximity
3) Not shit tier subhumans that change sides during a war
Who is dumb enough to choose Spain or Italy?
>>73589567
Britain and France are the only choice.
Brits know how to fight, and Frenchfags know how to prepare a delicious meal. Also, they're perfect cannon fodder.
>>73589567
Anyone who doesn't pick France and Britain is literally retarded. These two are the only countries with a military worth a fuck in Europe, the only countries with blue water navies in the world besides America and the only two countries in Europe that meet the NATO's demand of spending at least 2% of the national GDP on the military.
>>73589567
Why can't UK speak English properly in this image?
>>73589567
you can find on youtube the speech where hitler thanks the italian soldiers for their effort on the eastern front. we saved thousands of germans at Nikolaevka. no french, no english, no spanish has fought in that conditions with -40 ° with no effective weapons, no winter induments, no transport and yet the tridentina started the assault,leading all the survivors towards freedom
>>73589756
> France
> Not shit tier subhumans that change sides during a war
Pick one.
>>73589710
It's really the only chance you have, especially because the others will turn against you. You need at least 1 nuclear power on your side to keep things in check.
it'd be a meaningful choice if it'd be: France-Spain OR UK-Italy
>>73589975
what you chatting shit for? we speak well good innit
Can we come along again? CANADA IS HELPING.
>>73589567
Is there a trick in all this?
France and the UK are the only logical options and yet it's a certain defeat.
Easy, Britain and France.
Doesn't matter if the Italians ally with the Russians, halfway through they'll switch sides.
>>73589710
>reddit posting
>>73589979
> Italians
> being good at fleeing
The whole French surrender meme should be changed to Italians
>>73589567
Pick zero. I for one am delighted for my new slavic masters.
>>73590073
/pol/ is bored, let them play.
>>73590016
That's the italians, m8
If you want to make fun of us, make surrender jokes
>>73590047
That's hard... I think Spain might be more powerful compared to Italy, partly due it's colonial ties.
And the whole of west europe in your back really helps against englands nasty naval force.
Then again UK-Italy sounds also powerful... but against Russia something will fuck up.
Therefore France-Spain.
Sorry, but the French and us will ally with Russia, history just repeats.
>>73589567
>2019
>helping Germanistan
>>73589567
We would a country that is cucked by Jews attack another country that is attacked by Jews?
>>73590221
Do you really think our ex colonies would give a fuck about us? Even if they join, would that mean any relevant change?
>>73589739
To make sure the cuck nation of Germany dies
I would obviously pick Spain and Italy.
>Not part of the Caliphate
>Can stop British islamist reinforcements by cutting down the mediterranean sea
>Better cuisine to boost the moral of german troops
>Better beaches and weather to spend time after the war is over
Only an idiot would pick anything else
>>73590221
You are wrong since we are stronger in every sector compared to spain
>>73589567
Italy and Spain. I have no desire to win.
>>73589567
Don't ally with Italy. We will switch sides and end up as your allies anyway
>>73589567
I'd allow Russians to move across us. Otherwise we would get invaded by them due to our strategic importance
Also gibbb dat free gaz
>>73590221
There are no colonial ties in Spain. All our former colonies hate us.
But we've got a better war record than Spain.
>>73589567
Why isn't Poland on the list???
I'll move to the UK as a refugee.
Easy:
Pick UK and France to help with the fight,
pay Italy and Spain massive subsidies to produce wine and brandy to get all Russians drunk,
finally occupy Poland in the process and get all the stolen cars back.
>>73589567
>- UK
>- France
piss easy
both nuclear powers while spain and italy are incompetent shitholes
>>73590506
And a little bit clay.
>>73589854
>Also, they're perfect cannon fodder.
I like you!
I hate how irrelevant we've become
At last I will have nothing to do to get citizenship of a developed country.
>>73590480
Didn't you get wrecked by Morocco?
>>73589567
>West still think that Russia is a main threat for them
>Not our degeneracy
>>73589567
Wheres the option to fight igainst islam?
>>73590594
>Iblying the EU isn't the Soviet Union incarnate.
Nice try Merkel you East German Slavic bitch! I'm onto you!
>>73589710
>france
>fighting
you done goof'd
>>73590665
This isn't Russia's fault this time.
>>73590584
At what time?
It's possible, Portugal dealt with Moors for ages, bit of a back and forth, but for a country our size to repel Moors, Spaniards and even the French at one time.
Yeah.
>>73589567
France and Britain
3 strongest countries of europe alliance, strong geographical core. you'll submit or annex spain in no time
I assume you're trying to feel good, having people saying they'll pick France over the southern niggers
>>73589567
>PLEASE NOTE that Poland is, in facto, your allie
Fucking kek, we would invite Russians with open arms, supply and support them however we could to get rid of muslim neighbour
>>73590557
This country is dead, but at least we can say our ancestors removed kebab and kikes. I'm waiting to the next civil war, It became a tradition here.
This qt
>>73590854
Exactly
>>73590856
sure you would
>>73589567
Why can't I pick Russia?
Germany deserves death.
I guess we can take out Italy and France with them.
>>73589710
>Implyingwe will help you
If you give us back the Left Bank, we can discuss about it.
>>73590854
>annex Spain
Good luck with that.
>>73590895
Can't wait for Catalonia to forcefully claim independence so we get into another civil war
>>73590843
Your spawn have infected Europe, the biggest mistake of Europe was the tearing down of the Berlin wall, East Germany along with all the Soviet subversive scum should have been nuked long ago. All this shit we see stems from your previous leaders plans to dismantle the West inside out and our "useful idiot" leaders and people have fallen for it, hook line and sinker.
You are a threat, you've always been a threat to white people, even back when you armed the communist niggers against the Rhodesians, which /pol/ doesn't like to talk about, but we know the truth about your cunt hole of a nation and the shit it's done.
We go back a long we you and I Russia. You will burn eventually, burn brighter and hotter than Moscow did with nuclear fire!
YOU'LL ALL BURN YOU SCUM! YOU FILTH SCUM I KILL YOU ALL!
>>73590854
>annex spain
Didn't you guys try that already? It didn't go well for you, last time I checked
>>73589567
Call Britain and tell her to bring America's ass over.
How about I pick Nato. They will join anyway because it is their whole purpose for existing
France has nuclear power that is not dependent on the US, unlike other European countries
>>73591014
You are retard.
>>73591034
Can we annex you and turn you into a giant retirement village?
;^)
>>73591226
Yeah sure whatever. Enjoy your insurrections from day one tho.
>>73591226
We are already a retirement village.
>>73591187
No, I'm fucking right and you know it, your scum shit hell hole of a frozen, baron wasteland has done everything in its power to subvert the West and you've all but succeeded.
Deny it all you want but you know and I know I'm right.
>>73591285
Like you lazy arse cunts will do anything, we stole a chuck of Spain already and you do nothing LOL.
>>73591290
Not quite yet, soon though.
>>73591014
Are you diaspora? I have yet to meet IRL a single Pole who would be this assdevastated.
>>73589567
FUCK ALLIES
NUKE EVERYONE
>>73591383
America can stay out of this one. Maybe Russia will uncuck western Europe.
>>73591357
I'm not diaspora, nor Polish.
I just know that Russian history and their current activities are scum tier.
But you being a Pole, you know this as well. Don't you?
Also, what's assblasted about the truth? You think Putin will save the white race when he left thousands of them to starve in his own country and pocketed food money and put it in an offshore account?
>MUH PUTAIN WILL SAVE WHITE RACE LOL
Nah, he won't.
>>73589567
Uk and France, obviously, because nukes and bigger, better armed forces
>>73589567
france, UK
italy would have to go through some of france or risk declaring war on other nations, same with spain, since it has shit navies
>>73589567
>be spain
>take a siesta during the war
>be italy
>piss pants as soon as the fighting begins
Yeah I'd choose the UK and France as allies any day.
>>73591292
Yeah, we cuck you so hard that make cucked ourselves. Calm down retard, we both have same problem and should fight against degeneracy side by side.
>>73591480
>All other countries have declared they wish to remain neutral, but will give free passage to whoever troops want to cross their territories.
>>73591520
Start by killing all your government and putting Prince Harry (Heir to the throne of Russia by bloodline relation Tsar Nicholas) and we'll talk.
France and UK.
How is this even a question?
>>73590818
kek
>>73591336
We gave you a rock with a port. Surely the lazy spaniards will all learn english while waving your flag in villages and cities. We are already breaking this country, It would be funny to see another country trying to force us together under a foreign flag.
>>73591336
>Like you lazy arse cunts will do anything
Ask France and the moors
>we stole a chuck of Spain already and you do nothing LOL
Because Murica. You do know that if they weren't world police we would've taken it in the 40s, do you?
Anyway, that rock is literally irrelevant. Pic related.
>>73590389
You can't really trust a country that lost a war in the last century to spear chuckers.
>>73591464
I am aware that current Russia is an oligarchic hellhole ruled by ex-agent with an affinity for besieged stronghold syndrome, but even then it doesn't prompt me to feel as much anger. Most of eastern bloc ended up going through such phase, only countries like Russia, Ukraine and Bulgaria haven't yet learned how to emerge from it.
>>73589567
France because they share border with Germany and a war of two fronts is not good. They could prevent Spain to make much damage
UK because they're a Island and have a decent army.
Germany could take care of Italy without much problems
>>73589567
>>73591594
Start by not being an autist.
>>73591773
What about a country that lost to rice farmers and opium farmers?
>>73591899
At least they had guns.
>>73590818
>What is WWI?
The frogs arent a bunch of coward cucks, they just thought that the WWII would the the same thing as WWI
>>73591948
They may as well have been spears considering your military technology is literally 50 years ahead of theirs.
No excuses.
>>73591896
Suck my cock.
>>73591899
France?
>>73591948
Ethiopians had guns too
>>73591336
well, we beat your butt in a way that had to eat your own "celebration" coin
inb4 Cartagena de Indias
>>73589567
Obviously the two strongest countries that also happen to be nuclear powers.
>>73590144
>When you get conquered in one day
>>73592062
I'll have you know that they had very sharp slices of mango which could do serious harm!
>>73592166
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunboat_War
There's literally dozens more times we kicked your arse, don't post again and keep making Danish pastries, they're the only good thing to come out your nation, along with Lego and bacon.
>>73589567
>Tough choice?
Not really. the UK and France are the only sensible option.
Not only are they significantly more militarily powerful than Spain and Italy, they're both nuclear powers and without a deterent, Russia can use tactical nuclear devices against you even if by some miracle you start winning.
Also, Germoney should never make the mistake of allying with Italy ever again.
>>73592248
>Blacky wants to see whitey killed
Back to the cotton farm with you boy.
>Britain and France
>good allies
So to recap, Russia will steamroll all the way through Poland, Germany, and France, and Britain will use your soldiers to defend its colonies and stall the war for long enough so the USA will join...
>>73589567
De facto you absolute mong
>>73592397
If Yurup gets nuked to shit, loads of white refugees will arrive and work to provide taxes for his welfare.
>>73589567
France and UK lol
>>73592397
>UK
>Germany
>France
>Spain
>Italy
>White
>>73592432
>Russia is an opportunist cunt that steamrolled through Poland when Britain and France were militarily crippled and literally had no army after ripping Germany and the Axis apart for years.
Yeah okay Poland, shut your cake hole please.
>>73592549
Combine all the nigger and Muslim populations of the countries you listed, we still have less than you.
LOL.
>>73592432
S..sorry Poland, Churchill wanted to invade USSR but yanks weren't up for it and Britain cannot into land war.
>>73592615
That ginger guy went to prison and got beaten up and then went on the news and said sorry and begged for forgiveness.
http://news.sky.com/story/1578644/ex-muslim-patrol-member-sorry-for-sharia-videos
Don't use him, use Siddiqe Khan or something more up to date and relevant.
>>73592602
>White Non-Hispanic
>That high a percentage
Yeah right, pull the other one, it's got bells on.
>>73592615
>italy
>not cuck level 2
Mario pls
>>73592311
>not realizing that I'm spanish
Good job, m8.
>>73592656
>and Britain cannot into land war.
We can, if we aren't crippled or extending all our forces to protect the middle east and gulf oil, along with extending them to every single theater in WW2.
You're welcome world, Poland needs to get the fuck over their buttblastedness at the UK trying hard to protect everyone, very quick to call us a small island when it suits them, not so quick to say "thank you for trying your best".
No no no. Fuck those ungrateful Slavshits, I'm glad the Soviets raped them hard, they deserved it for being such ungrateful scum.
>>73592761
>Obama
>>73592795
No, you're Danish, you have Danish flag.
You be quiet now.
>>73592782
>>73592702
My UK YES folder has 56 pictures, just so you know
>>73591810
>besieged stronghold syndrome,
I'm sure all those nato expansions just happen by themselves, no ill intention there desu.
On the other hand, if russia moves some soldiers near ukraine border it's sart of an invasion, no doubt.
>>73592742
That's disturbing
>>73592838
>what is being an expat
Really, are you even trying?
>>73592867
So?
All your stories are from years ago, at least we're trying to fix things, your port of entry of shitskins into Europe is making things worse.
You're a threat to Europe currently, you should be nuked.
Sorry Italy but you've got to be destroyed, along with Germany.
>>73591000
I don't think killing some Catalans count as a civil war.
>>73592838
Stop hurting my feelings pls, or else.
>>73592965
Assimilate you piece of scum.
>>73593051
>Scotland
lol...
That can be nuked so I agree with you, I hear the white house had some new Minarets fitted to blast out the call to prayer.
Bismallah inshallah my Islamic brother.
>>73589567
Is this a real question?
Spain and Italy have some military, but are nowhere NEAR the uk and france. They are the most powerful in europe.
>>73592557
Eat some crumpets, drink some tea
Your public education is showing
>>73592656
It's ok, late war decision could not been helped.
It's 1939 that's salty. If you and the French would push for Berlin war could end in 1939-1940
Look at Saar Offensive, it met no resistance until French Brass called it off
>>73593023
>Sorry Italy but you've got to be destroyed, along with Germany.
Nigel please, i'm going to waste another afternoon shitposting at this rate. Admit you are a cuck and release me from this torment already
>>73590506
>>73590529
kek. 10/10 bantz
>>73593052
Make me!
PD: Good to see that you still have it deep inside
>>73589979
Italians are trash at warfare. You were easily defeated by the Brits in N. Africa and you were terrible soldiers on the eastern front.
Bad allies
I'm not bound to bad options so i pick
>Poland
>Finland
>>73593128
WHAT YOUR DOING IS ILLEGAL
#STOPASSUALTJOKES
>>73593148
>The article literally has a historian saying that it isn't true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_heidelbergensis#Boxgrove_Man
Predates the "niggers" in England. But the crypto Scots in power have always tried to erase English history.
Also Italy pls.
http://www.ilprimatonazionale.it/cronaca/centro-daccoglienza-di-fiuggi-tre-egiziani-clandestini-spaccano-tutto-tentano-di-ammazzare-il-responsabile-e-stuprano-gruppo-loperatrice-28392/
Your language is awful btw.
A tl;dr it's basically a link about a 6 month reign of terror by Muslim immigrants in an Italian town, raping and threatening to kill and ordering women how to dress.
Have fun with that.
>>73593293
But that wasn't illegal.
You know he's suing the police because a judge threw it out of an English court?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/27/i-confronted-a-muslim-tweet-suspect-says-he-will-sue-metropolita/
If you're going to post shit, get it right pls.
>>73589567
UK, France, Spain would probably be strongest.
I'd skip spain and use polan as a buffer state though
France and Spain, you can't trust the Anglos.
>>73593302
>raping and threatening to kill and ordering women how to dress.
It wasn't a "reign of terror", the article is a bad copy of this
>http://www.ilmessaggero.it/frosinone/fiuggi_strangola_responsabile_centro_accoglienza_stampella-1172450.html
The woman in question was algerian, local newspaper mentioned it. And it only happened once btw.
Meanwhile in UK...
>>73593531
>Niggers killing niggers
>A bad thing
lol...
#BLACKLIVESMATTER!
>>73593569
>Muslim allying with Muslims
Figures as much you Shiptar cunt, fucking box heads.
>>73593629
Actually shitskin.
Meanwhile in the UK.
http://pastebin.com/Jb2wb9eM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Warsaw_(1920)
we dont need allies
Any side that want so purge Germany from the face of the earth.
>>73593661
>lol
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
>>73589567
Pick the Italians as an ally and you'll have another enemy faster than you can load your gun.
The choice literally doesn't matter because there is no way the US would sit this war out. So Russia loses by default
>>73593719
That's very intolerant of you Nigel.
Hopefully your new muslim major will do something about it
Definitely not Italy. We all know why.
Probably not France or Britain because they have nukes and we wouldn't want this shit to escalate.
So, Spain it is.
>>73593661
You fucking bombed them to the ground for the kikes.
Looks like Muhammed left.
>>73590221
Kek our colonies would side with UK.
>>73590389
Yeah no. Our infantry is more strong. Our whole army is based on a modern amphibian blitzkrieg tactics, basically because our army is redpilled as fuck and knows that the enemy is at the south.
>>73589567
France
Biggest EU army
UK
Will probably take USA in with them
>>73594564
Yup, its the logical conclusion.
>>73593888
Nah, the nukes are memes here. Russias have like 2500 or more, with UK and France you get how much, 500? Nobody want to use them, it only would be usefull in a desperate defense. UK and France are better basically becuse they have more manpower and better technology. Their aircrafts are better than the spanish ones (harriers, F18 and some Eurofighters). Only the infantry is useful here.
>>73594564
nah cuz as I said, every other countries including the USA will stay neutral no matter what happens
>>73589567
Italy and France. That way we lose for sure.
