>News
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
General news, political updates, and live stream
>Party platforms and policies (under construction)
ALA: http://australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
Labor: http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/
Liberal: https://www.liberal.org.au/our-plan
>Find out where you stand with the parties
http://www.ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
https://www.votecompass.abc.net.au
https://www.australia.isidewith.com
>Senate ballot planning (based off 2013/2014 data)
http://www.belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
http://www.senate.io
>Other links
List of registered parties
http://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/
House of Reps calculator
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/
Candidates in your electorate
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/
posting the americunt's vocaroo doco of our threads so far:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FL98M5x9gH
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tO5LWwQTK4
first for based god bob
>>73586805
>African safari music
this is how I know it's an American
>>73586948
He is a reaction image goldmine
>>73587012
Fucking oath, I have a folder of 120 images of him.
How can any other pollie compete?
>>73587076
Abbott comes close... but Based Bob - he is incredible.
post rare Hinchs WHO UP
>>73586593
Why is shit in the background? Mark Latham is a sick cunt
>>73587160
I'VE GOT A FOLDER FULL
>>73587163
Sorry m8, first pic of Latham I found in which he didn't look like a goober. I didn't even notice the shit until you pointed it out desu.
>>73587111
I need to freshen up my abbott collection desu
post rare tony's lads
>>73587237
fuck thats a spicy one
My favourites are ALA, Xenophon, Ricky Muir & Bob Katter
Do not like liblab or greens because march of tyranny.jpg
>>73587160
>>73587237
well meme'd, loyalists
>>73587311
abbott's are so 2015
>>73587367
can I save these?
>>73586593
BASED MARK LATHAM
Imagine the rare derryns you'd see if the Justice Party merged with Katter's Australian Party
>>73587447
I need this explained to me
Are there no good parties left? Why can't we have Latham back?
>>73587520
there is one good party left, mate
be true to thine own heart
>>73587311
>mfw just took a massive shit in the Labor toilets and didn't flush
>>73587516
when derryn hinch is elected to the senate, he said no household will go be without a 2L LA ice and a small popcorn chicken.
derryn bless
>85% liberals
What did I mean by this?
>>73586980
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j5L6Bqd0mX
>>73587447
Fuckin oath bro have an extra rare shiny
>>73587520
You already know boi
Vote Justice Party cunts
>>73587625
>small popcorn chicken
>small
Just lost my vote m8.
>>73587625
he truly is a based god
>>73587729
What's wrong with ALA
>>73587729
here is another one my fellow hitch enthusiast
tfw GFs grandmother is a based right wing nationalist who constantly shits on minorities. Apparently the family treats her views as if she is an old kook but she sounds based. I look forward to meeting her
>>73587735
this isn't a country of handouts, mate. the age of entitlement is over
>>73587781
i know it ain't just but i stole this
So what actually are Hinch's policies? He could be a good memevote
>>73588114
>chemical castration for pedophiles
>chemical castration for tax evaders
>chemical castration for Muslims
>>73587814
they're about as niche as you can get without just naming your party shooting & fishing or some other single issue group. their power level is very publicly known and most people just dont go for it.
the best thing we can do to make the country great is break the current duopoly so power isnt concentrated in party email chains and becomes more democratic. the justice party has the name recognition with all age demographics (thank you based hinch), and the policy platform focusing on criminal reform is broad enough to draw in people as a big umbrella party
its about breaking the third party ceiling first and foremost, labor and liberal are crooked to the bone and greens are fucking reds
>>73587843
1000 years in MS paint
>>73588114
death to pedos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUmE-tne5U
thread theme
>>73588104
here is another one friend, ultra rare
>>73588114
http://www.justiceparty.com.au/?_escaped_fragment_=animal-justice/cdz6s#!animal-justice/cdz6s
>Hinch is also a long-time supporter of Greenpeace and Sea Shepherd
Into the trash with him.
>>73587311
>>73588114
>Criminal reform
Concerned with sexual assault and the amount of degenerates on the streets with priors still committing crimes
>Animal welfare
Hinchy reckons it's not right to ship a living creature off to the heathens in the north to get it's throat slit and he's fucking right
>Euthanasia
We're all stewards of our own mortality senpai
>>73588359
>hinch shitposts with the rest of us
>captcha:88
Based as.
>>73588237
>>73588335
Eh, I'm not too keen on the death penalty desu
>>73588389
Environmentalism and sustainability is a good thing desu, it's just that these leftie vegan cucks ruin the ideology
>>73588509
>state issue
>lefty nonsense
>state issue
>>73588359
Fuck, straight to the vault
>>73588509
>>73588256
tfw when so cooked you answer the same post twice
>>73588114
stop exporting our livestock to the subhuman asians north of us
put pedos on a list. atm it's a private list but we should know where the degenerates live.
reform bail so ahmed from the lindt cafe v2 doesn't happen
let cancer people an hero.
let faggots get married so they stop clogging up the city with their parades.
pretty based platform fampai
>>73588583
>I'm not too keen on the death penalty
You faggot.
>Environmentalism
You double faggot.
>>73588359
holy fuck amigo, he's memeing us.
hi aussie dogs. heard you cunts are being racist again?
come to bankstown. me and my boys will fuck youse all up.
i'll keep saying until one of you dogs mans up. man up you racist dog.
>>73588509
I can get behind this.
>>73588583
HINCH COMMANDS IT YOU FUCK.
>>73588460
ty friend
>>73588623
saved, here is another one
>>73588649
That is a pretty based platform, in all honesty. I don't agree with everything, but it's better than most of the other parties.
>>73588696
.
>>73587160
>>73587237
Pls more hinch mememagic
>>73588787
I swear that he was terminally ill like 5 years ago. Am I the only one?
This is the most autistic thread I've ever seen. You faggots aren't funny.
>>73588924
His liver was fucked, but he got a new one before he died
>>73588846
Your wish is my command
>>73588946
Leb detected
>>73588843
and he's not bought and paid for. he bought himself a caravan and is just going to local sporting fields, pubs, events etc around straya talking to people. it's the most strayan campaign ever run, none of this "authorised by" ads. fuck career politicians, vote hinch.
>>73588460
is Jewtin a kike?
>>73589046
That must've been what it was.
>>73589129
That actually sounds like a great thing to do. Welp, he's going on my senate ballot.
>>73588114
he's the closest we have to trump
>>73589340
dem boys
>>73589277
here's a spicy one fresh off the press, documenting the recovery. he's even orange like trump. kek smiles.
Another good thread going on over here if you boys want to join in:
>>73585868
>>73589340
Noice
>>73589440
Damn, he wasn't looking healthy, but it's good to see he's basically a bearded Trump now.
MAuGA
>>73589513
Dualposting as we speak m8
>reading australian liberty alliance policies
>come across this
Australian Liberty Alliance considers Israel to be the only liberal democracy in the Middle East today. We find Israel is not deserving of the criticism from those with limited understanding of historical and sociopolitical developments in the Levant.
We acknowledge Israel’s right to exist in peace and within secure borders, including the traditional homelands of the Jewish people in Judea and Samaria, with Jerusalem as its undivided capital.
How fugged am I m8s?
>>73589648
Who honestly unironically hates Israel here? I'm just ambivalent, but I'll side with them over the muzzies in Palestine.
>>73589705
Not really, you're just a standard right-wing guy
>>73589574
its MAJA (make Australia just again) mate, here is our official sponsor
This is your daily reminder that no matter who wins the 2016 election - everyone loses.
>>73589856
I can go along with this. Sounds good. I'm not an atheist, so I don't drink Mountain Dew, but it's still a campaign I can get behind.
Who is this hinch guy?
>>73588744
FUCK UP CUNT I'LL GET HINCH ON YOU DOG
>>73588846
wish granted
>>73588924
he cannot be killed you fool
>>73587781
chaps fill me in on the Red Rooster reference - I am not in the loop here
>>73590030
>>73589107
Have either of you got the one where he's posing in a Justice League poster with superman etc .. ?
I've never had Red Rooster. Any good?
>>73588846
Can't clinch the hinch
Is there a page or someshit where I can see a list of candidates by elecorate for house of reps and senate?
>>73589977
talkback radio and tv host. trying his hand at politics to try to make australia just again.
here he is absolutely giving it to a mobsters wife who wont reveal details of murders she saw:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1a4WM0Sok
he also went to prison for naming and shaming convicted pedophiles because that's not public information here. he released them on his radio show, the fkn madman.
>>73590186
Not yet the senate, but the bottom link in the OP for the House of Reps
>>73590160
here fampai
Derryn hinch doing nothing about mass immigration or muzzies. I'm voting ALA
Can someone please put a MAGA hat on Mark Latham?
>>73589781
This
Fuck Western Jews and their meddling but Israel is nationalist and Israelis are ok
>>73590281
ALA is run by kikes. Hinch supports stopping the boats but letting in LEGAL refugees.
YOU CAN COME IN FOLKS BUT YOU HAVE TO COME HERE LEGALLY.
>>73590161
>that question
>that flag
on holidays mate?
>>73590161
Overpriced, lukewarm and served by the cuntiest cunts they can find.
>>73590420
now listen, you bitch.
>>73590485
that's a dank hinch
>>73587724
these are great, keep them up cunt
>>73586593
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/the-election-is-shaping-as-a-battle-between-the-two-most-politically-correct-leaders-in-australias-history/news-story/6716868c9e6097c26a4ea39ba26f9213
>>73590161
It's just glorified chicken shop food. It's exactly the same as the food from the leb chicken shop down the road.
How do I shitpost?
>>73590550
>>73590245
cheers cuz
>>73590088
JUST FUCK UP AND VOTE FOR HIM
>>73590558
Bullshit
Fuck the coalition and their fucking property speculation.
Voting ALP to get rid of negative gearing once and for fucking all...at least on existing property (which is what NG is mostly used for)
>>73590598
DELETE THIS
But really, just say whatever asinine stupid shit comes to your head
>>73590684
he loves you anon
>>73590684
R A R E
A
R A R E
E
>>73590684
That's how it was in SA. Virtually all Red Roosters closed up because of this: you can get the same anywhere else more conveniently.
>>73590257
Legend. But I am gonna second that other guy ans ask what the fuck is the red rooster thing?
>>73590662
You are just a faggot who wants marriage rights and we are not falling for your nation wrecking bullshit, now fuck the fuck off
>>73590806
Tim Minchin isn't even a comedian, just a smug little leftist cunt using his fame to further his favored political agenda
>>73590724
Their stance on negative gearing is the only reason I'd consider voting for Labor this year, but I can't bring myself to do it, due to them also supporting safe schools and other lefty nonsense.
>>73590870
this is literally the most homosexual post i've read in my life
just accept it anon, just tickle your butthole and accept that you are the biggest faggot on this thread
>>73590870
it's happening whether we like it or not. if you're backing a party based on their stance on gay marriage, no one you vote for is going to have a chance to do anything. i'd rather let consenting faggots blow each others asshole out and make sure ahmed isn't shooting up martin place and rolf harris isnt raping kids
>>73590870
At least he's going to ban faggots from adopting you nigger.
>>73590849
fair enough, here in the greatest state they're rich and plentiful
>>73590857
if you tried their roastie rolls you wouldnt need to ask family
>>73590976
You are not fooling anyone. Hinch is not solving any serious problems facing the country and you are trying to manipulate auspol into helping you get your poof marriage rights.
>>73590870
>>73590960
>>73590983
forgot my hinch, what a disgrace I am
>>73591046
I wasn't making a statement about hinch when I responded to you, I was merely pointing out that you are a closeted faggot who can't accept your own homosexuality, fucking get over it already mate
>>73590725
Why do Australians think about BBC so much?
>>73590983
Is he going to stop letting muzzies run their madrassas? Is he going to shut down any mosques or muzzie community centres caught propagating wahhabism?
>>73591094
Because Louis Theroux is very popular here.
>>73591018
>Abusive catholic schools
Opinion disregarded as fuck, godless heathen
>>73591094
because we're the Biggest British Colony there is
>>73591304
7-1 now fuck back off to /sp/
>>73591216
mfw this cuuuuunt. it's possible to be a christian without being a cuck to the catholic church you fucking shill
more fresh hinch memes
>>73591535
S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
This thread is terrible
>>73591614
saved
>>73591496
I hate Francis as much as the next cunt, Catholicism has survived through worse than satanic paedo infiltration and a couple of shitty popes and come out strong.
>>73591735
Pic describes protestantism btw
>>73591787
It describes Low Anglicanism, Protestantism isn't all one colour m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ICTsqE4Fjs
>>73591787
I think we can all agree that protestantism is heresy and idolatry incarnate
>>73591859
Dank
https://twitter.com/DavidLeyonhjelm/status/729945742798786561
>>73591901
to the woman who wanted to fix inflation by printing more money?
>>73592020
Scared me there for a second, kek. Based David.
Why does the average joe think guns are babykilling sandy hook machines?
>>73592402
Mental hangover from Port Arthur
>>73592402
Media owned and operated by metropolitan ninnies.
>>73592402
propaganda works
>>73592402
if you need an AR-15, then i need a nuclear missile
>>73592402
Three decades of propaganda rammed down their throats.
>>73592792
>need
there's that word again
http://thevine.com.au/entertainment/low-life-scumbag-told-tony-abbott-fuck-off-die/
Why do we even let Britcucks into this country?
Every single one I've ever met has been disgusting.
>>73592792
But that's the thing, a nuclear missile would be fantastic at keeping our government from going rogue.
>>73592567
>>73592681
>>73592731
>>73592863
Even my mates think im stupid for voting LDP....
>>73592792
its the bill of rights not the bill of needs
>>73592402
Look at the amount of road rage there is in this country, and then imagine 10% of those cunts carrying guns for defence.
>>73593001
Well, I'd say you're friends with the wrong people.
>>73593001
LDP are a great party, nothing wrong with voting for them if you have libertarian ideals.
>>73593074
You'd see 10% reduction in road rage
>>73592978
>legalise meth
>legalise nuclear weapons possession
>DON'T WORRY, NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN, EVERYONE IS A RATIONAL ECONOMIC ACTOR
>>73593074
Or look at the US, where trained and licensed CCW holders prevent hundreds of thousands of violent crimes every year.
I have no issue with there being a licensing requirement, neither does the LDP, but we should be allowed to carry a weapon for self defence if we are licensed and trained to do so.
>>73593201
Kek
But seriously, imagine if there was an extra governmental power whose entire job is to arm themselves and train to overthrow the government if the government stopped acting in the best interests of the people.
>>73586948
hes a fucking lebo, you cunt.
>>73592402
We're a pretty dumb country m8
Start with tasers and mace you faggots, you'll never get guns for defensive public carry.
>>73593201
the meth thing about the LDP throws me off a little bit as well.
>>73593137
i have ideals, im not sure they're libertarian ideals though.
>Better Gun rights/ease restrictions on importation and ownership
>tighter immigration system, dont lock immigrants out entirely, just be much more selective about who you let in.
>stop changing the pm every 9 fucking months, goddamn.
>tighter more stricter budget/stop fucking spending like you're Nucky Thompson, you fucking economically illiterate mongs (goes for both labour and libs Tbh).
>dont care about abortion
>dont care about fag marriage
>dont care about environmentalism.
i dont know what i am, i sure as fuck know im not a labor or greens voter
>>73593118
their hearts are in the right place, they're just not as right wing as you and me.
the green voting cunt who keeps asking me about Abortion and fag marriage can fuck off for a minute though
>>73593773
Banning guns is entire a fascist move.
I'm not right wing, I just vote based on logic and logic dictates that responsible, LAFOs are the least violent group in our society; there is nothing to be gained by restricting their freedoms.
>>73594068
brought that up to a family member once and their responce was:
>BUT ANON, MUH PORT ARTHUR, MUH SANDY HOOK, MUH SALT RIFLES, MUH EXPLODING GLOCKS.
>WONT YOU THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
>WHY DO YOU "NEED" AN ASSAULT RIFLE FOR HUNTING?
>YOU CAN DOWN ANYTHING WITH A .303
not as loud or caps locked, but thats the gyst of it.
>>73594443
I just don't raise it with city dwellers.
You'll find most of us out rural all support shooter's rights.
The easiest way to raise it with city dwellers is to say that we need tougher licensing requirements, and that all firearms should be under this restriction, safe from easy to access licenses.
In reality, I'm telling them that the LDP would make all guns available on one licences do remove "genuine reason" and the broken PTA/artificial delay system - but I'm delivering the information in a way that makes them think that it's more restrictive.
I even got my gun hating/fearing mother to support the LDP.
>>73594801
you genius, you.
>>73593137
i just cant get behind them with their open border policies.
>>73586948
Look at that nose, he actually looks like that shit Australian Meme drawing. Look at that nose.
>>73595733
>first lad who saw the joke.
good man
>>73596167
i thought they were a roundabout way of stricter immigration than what we have now?
>>73596805
The meme was based on him.
He's the last true sick cunt.
>>73596805
God bless Katter
>>73588460
Honestly those foul tempered bastards probably tore up and stained their clothes with the stench of urine.
>>73597153
Putin's ex wife probably keeps one in her handbag
>>73597153
the one on the right probably got poloniumed as retribution
>>73593453
He's more aussie than your whole family
>>73596940
>i thought they were a roundabout way of stricter immigration than what we have now?
i didnt think libertarians stood for stricter immigration.
>>73596963
>He's the last true sick cunt.
>>73597098
God bless Katter
hes a fucking leb. whats wrong with you people?
>>73597507
go and vote for him then. luckily no one else will.
>>73597940
>1/8th leb from Catholic great-grandfather
Post your 23andme or shut the fuck up
>>73597940
Anyone can be a sick cunt, all it takes is faith and determination.
He's 10 times the man you will ever be.
>>73598066
>>73598385
thanks Dmitri
you may continue
>>73598466
in western sydney lebs tend to be big fuckwits. i dont know anything about katter (except that he threw eggs at the beattles) but going by what lebs are like here i just assume hes a fuckwit.
>>73598906
>western sydney lebs
>western sydney
There's your problem. Mudslime lebs are cancer, Christian lebs are tolerable.
>>73598906
They're probably Muslims. I've met Christian lebs and they're based af.
Same with Copts vs Muztrash Egyptians. Nothing brings out the good qualities of men like sharing a country with Muslims.
lol that fucking reply from the guy on the Q&A panel was based.
>muh minimum wage
>muh this
>muh that
