REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE/WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA/MT/NJ/NM/SD: June 7th
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144105138301/the-apology-gambit
CROOKED HILLARY
>What Hillary Really Represents
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
RALLIES
>Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSabeGChdAI
>Spokane, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18
ENTERTAINMENT
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
>New Moon Man Album – Camel FuKKKer II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Trump to the TOP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
SGOPET
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
>>73579528
Why is Karen so shit?
She ruined everything.
>>73579422
What song should I parody and make into a high energy Trump song to spread?
>fucking zimzam flashback
That was one of the first times we had proof the media just fucking lies all the time when NBC (I think it was this one) edited his phone call to make him seem racist.
*cough*
*sniff*
Ahem. Movement 'n such.
HIGH
ENERGY
>>73579422
Kek blesses this thread with dubs
>>73579592
A beyonce song, the butthurt will be real
>>73579261
I don't know normie memes. Was THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST a normie thing, or just 2008 /b/?
I thought Someday was a pretty popular song. Maybe you could do something by Green day. That crap is popular with normies right?
>tfw I feel like an old man trying to relate to children
>I WAS IN WASHINGTON, IOWA
>>73579686
>>73579408
Replied to my post on accident
Crooked Shillary will get another stroke in the number of days featured on the last two digits of this post.
https://youtu.be/F8S16nbCHuk
rare footage of barron as an infant
>>73579592
Numb by Linkin Park
just kidding, a Katy Perry song should be catchy enough.
>>73579592
Some Beatles/John Lennon cuck shit
>>73579729
WAIT A MINUTE
>>73579686
I thought about "Last Resort" by Papa Roach. I wrote some lyrics but they were too racist to be spread.
Soon.
>>73579686
Yeah you sound totally out of touch tbhfam. No one listens to green day and I don't know that meme, and I've been on 4chan for years but not /b/
>>73579592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19sNaSLo6kx
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
So I guess I'm going to be up for Morning Cuck at this rate.
I'm assuming we're still watching it for the memes, right?
>>73579786
>Papa Roach
>>73579786
Post them, we can work with them. I will be your FCC.
>>73579798
I....I don't talk to many people....
>>73579810
Kek, you did good desu. Get a good mic and you could make it yourself
>>73579793
Is this OC? I mean it won't be that soon. Probably years after he gets done leading the country in the biggest economic recovery we've ever seen and leaves office.
>>73579776
[Airhorns]
>>73579793
MAGA Be Thy Name.
Going to work, but remember to get this book for 10$, it will inspire you, read it as much as you can
MAGA
>>73579897
It's okay that's what /pol/ is for. For max exposure rap would probably work, maybe something from the 90s to play on the "thug life" meme for Trump.
>>73579905
HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES
>>73579861
JEB IS A MESS
NO BODY CARES
JEB IS A WASTE
Have any of you seen my pills?
>>73579999
>ben sasse's fw trump wins nebraska
>brainstorm for ages
>can only think of Through the Fire and the Flames
how horrid
God, that 'Hillary lying for 13 minutes' video literally made me sick. That smarmy, lying, unabashed swine.
I mean, all politicians are inventive to an extent, but this bitch doesn't elaborate on events, she flat out just makes shit up and even from 10,000 km away I feel fucking insulted that she could even consider people are as stupid as she thinks they are.
Or worse, she doesn't give a shit. At that inquiry thing in the video, she lied to his face and everyone knew she was lying - what's more, she knew that everyone knew she was lying.
Jeez, if someone tried to pull that shit during a Royal Commission here they would get torn a new asshole and what would be left of their political career would be dripping out the ragged, torn remains.
>>73579955
Double dubs, you might be onto something.
I like the 90's thing. Seems to be popular right now. Just have to find catchy songs that have good choruses and we should be set to change up some lyrics.
Doesn't just have to be rap. I think anything from the 90's is our best bet at this point.
>>73579902
No, it's not.
The Wall will be monument enough
it's gonna be big and beautiful
>>73579984
[Airhorns intensify]
>>73579988
HE'S TRYING TO BUILD UP HIS ENERGY
HE'S TRYING TO BE TOUGH.
I'M THE TOUGH GUY HERE.
>>73580094
That Karen is nowhere near smug
enough to deter me.
>>73579999
Error: You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.
oh noes, I am being punished again for dubs/get posting!
>>73579999
Does he have AIDS?
>>73579763
> John Lennon cuck shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtY5bv-oxLE
>>73579898
>I cucked myself today
>To maybe feel the Bern
>I focus on the polls
>and donate more money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oGqIfnIAEA
This might offend some of you, but an anon asked me to draw this for him earlier....how should I repent?
>>73579999
They're both going down fast
>>73579999
I have starred at the abyss, and in turn It starred at me...
>>73580334
Have more integrity in the future.
>>73580180
Hillary Clinton is the embodiment of entitlement.
She was snubbed and sold a line of bullshit by her masters in 2008, the joke is on her if she actually believed it.
>>73580094
You cant stop the MAGA
>>73580307
Worse than that. He's married to Hillary Clinton
Would someone post the Tombstone "Trump's Coming" pic I've lost it
>>73580417
Oh fuck. 1 like = 1 prayer
Have you guys thought of a name for the wall yet?
Sovereignty Wall sounds comfy. What future government would dare tear down a wall called sovereignty wall?
MORNING JOE GET READY BROS!!!11
>>73580462
Kike Crusher 9000
>>73580474
Does morning kike benefit if I watch streams, I don't want to give him ad money
>>73580462
It's the Trump Wall and don't you forget it.
>want to talk about trump
>don't want to be around americans
>>73580474
It's going to be so bad. I'm only watching it for the memes.
>>73580462
It's going to be the Trump Wall. And the wall along the northern border will be the Melania Wall.
$1.49 for 10 nuggets?!
Pfffft!
>>73580582
How many Tiffany pics do you have?
>>73580206
Something from the '90s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaLI1pRL11Y
>>73580627
Most of them :)
>>73580599
I saw the bottom only later
KEked
>>73580462
Trump will earn money for America by selling the naming rights - or by threatening to name it after people who wouldn't want it named after them.
If you're going to think, you might as well think big.
>mfw some faggot bragged to me a few months ago that his lovely state of Nebraska would never let Trump win
>>73579798
It's foo fighters but it is a song everyone would know. Maybe the banestar anon could do a video about that Drake cell phone song (I've been far away from top 40 songs too but normies were quoting that song everywhere the past two months)
>>73580793
I just hope Microsoft wins the bidding war. If I have to live in the United States of Apple or iMerica I'm moving.
>>73580599
And the big beautiful door in the middle can be the Donald Door.
or
The Door of Donald.
Now that /morningjoe/ has fallen out of favor with Trump again, can we turn these generals into pro-O'Reilly?
>>73579921
inspired me to vote for Hillary.
Well I wrote something and I could sing it, but its not like something really popular
Would you like me to record my version on vocaroo (I am not very good at singing but I'd love to embarrass myself for my fellow Trump supporters)
This is the song I changed up. It's mainly about Hillary and Trump.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJX-nnCjoUM
>>73580877
I only wish my state had come to its senses early enough to not go for Rato.
>>73580947
>can we turn these generals into pro-O'Reilly?
>implying they weren't already
I'm still watching Joe though, I want to watch that little shit squirm
>>73580793
Imagine if he called it The Rosa Parks Wall. People would explode.
>>73580947
>not pro Hannity
>>73580627
Not enough!
Morning Joe starting in 11 bings
>>73580370
nice shoop
>>73580987
do you think mika has a secret maga hat hidden somewhere?
>>73580462
It will be named "TRUMP WALL". Why the fuck do you think Trump is dealing with all this bullshit? He wants to become immortal thanks to the wall.
https://youtu.be/czLYl4fM8yk
Please wake me up Wonderful Donald. Save me from the Indian I've become.
>the bromance is over
>dumbfucks think he's going to win
>>73581029
Nice shoop.
>>73581029
THE
ASS
WAS
FAT
>>73580902
I meant naming the wall. It's not for sale, just the name.
>>73581029
Nice shoop. You won't fool me. I can tell by the pixels.
>>73581066
I'm embarrassed of my ancestors.
>>73580947
Most people only watched Morning Shill for Mika anyway. Anyone who knows anything knows MSNBC is shit.
It's good for memes, though. Trump has clearly triggered Joe.
tfw Obama is actively undergoing his plan of White genocide/class warfare and the only mainstream network I've seen mention it was Fox although I am not surprised. What's an even bigger slap in the face is the "regulation" (not subject to Congressional approval) is named Small-Area Fair Market Rents” (SAFMR). These fucking people have the nerve to claim this is a free market when its the exact opposite. They are literally threatening real estate agents with discrimination lawsuits if they don't comply, even for tenants with CRIMINAL RECORDS.
He isn't even trying to hide that he hates Whites and the rich and wants to make them suffer.
http://nypost.com/2016/05/08/obamas-last-act-is-to-force-suburbs-to-be-less-white-and-less-wealthy/
It seems like he is going all out in his "Destroy America" plan, since he knows he will probably be under investigation if Trump becomes President.
>>73581110
She's so ugly.
>>73581081
upset that I uncovered your clever ruse?
>>73581110
I would like to ejaculate on Tiff's lovely tits.
>>73580991
If not selling naming rights for the wall, just simply
Great Wall of America
>>73581066
>not trusting the God Emperor
>>73581169
Haha. Uncovered. Hahahahaha! Nice one.
>>73580987
I watch for Mika
>>73581035
most definitely
>>73581169
>>73581066
Potato
>>73581164
To each his own, but your standards must be retarded then.
Daily reminder that the best way to ensure a Trump victory in November is to vote for Hillary in the primaries.
Bernie will beat Trump. But Hillary will not.
>>73581110
What is that?
>>73581099
>the wall
Even if Trumpie did win there would be no wall.
>In a recent interview with the New York Times, Trump said nonchalantly that his signature campaign promise, the building of a “huge” wall to keep all the rapey illegal immigrants out, is simply an applause line to hoodwink his dim-witted supporters into hooting and hollering.
>You know, if it gets a little boring, if I see people starting to sort of, maybe thinking about leaving, I can sort of tell the audience, I just say, ‘We will build the wall!’ and they go nuts.
http://www.ifyouonlynews.com/politics/confession-trump-says-talk-of-huge-wall-just-a-trick-to-liven-up-a-bored-audience/
>>73581236
>>73581210
Haha look at all those jealous liberal schoolboys sitting there looking absolutely KEKED.
man baby xd
So can we expect 60%+ for Trump tonight?
Who is a veteran here? I was in Trump generals back before they became official generals.
MAGA
>>73580462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tOGAJwR5li
r8 don't h8
>>73581217
>>73581029
fake and gay
>>73581236
Daily reminder that the easiest way to look like a shill is saying some shit like this
>>73581272
>you will never touch the don's hair
>>73581300
>60%
>implying we won't get 70% or higher
Expect a YUUUUGE blowout, mate.
>>73581261
nobody cares.
there is nothing you can post that will stop us from voting for Trump.
NOTHING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4tP7ogWIA
have a laugh guys
>>73580549
Won't that make it easy for future governments to tear it down though?
>>73579798
>I've been on 4chan for years
>doesn't know THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Either you're lying about how long you've been here or the world really has gone to shit.
Polls closing when
You guys are idiots, how could Trump possibly win by continuing to be a child? He will embarrass us a president. He flip flops, makes excuses, and is 100% ego driven. It's always "me vs x" with this guy.
>>73581210
little white pundits get cucked . webm
M-morning Joe s-soon
heh
>>73581261
>ifyouonlynew
Nice blog with fake news nigger.
Trump needs the wall to give people jobs on the construction site. Hitler did the same with German highways and he won. Trump is smarter than you.
last 2 digits is the % Sanders will get in both NE WV
>>73581300
>inb4 Rato win in Nebraska
>>73581020
>>73581386
at least change proxy server
>>73581119
that's it, concealed carry class this weekend
>>73581261
Nice try, that's just a quote taking out of context. Trump is pointing out how popular the sentiment is to build a wall that all he has to do is mention it and the crowd goes nuts, you fucking shill.
>>73581382
Nigger you what
>>73581404
>4%
JUST
>>73581426
KEK SHILL CAUGHT OUT
>>73581300
How can he get anything less than 100% if he is the last candidate standing?
I don't understand. Didn't Cruz quit? I thought Trump is now the only candidate, so he will get every vote at remaining primaries?
>>73581426
I don't need a proxy.
>>73581169
A shout out to Anton LaVey?
>>73581318
>fake and gay
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-blackface-photo/
>>73581445
>the media is being dishonest and spinning Trumps words
say it isn't so
>Ted Cruz has something up his sleeve for the convention
RATO IS BACK
RATO IS BACK
RATO IS BACK
>>73581473
Because faggots will still go and vote for Cruz and Kasich in vain.
How does she compare to Trump?
>>73581496
POST A FUCKING LINK
>>73581473
People can vote for whoever is on the ballot
>>73580960
I am extremely embarrassed by this but ANYTHING TO MAGA!!! http://vocaroo.com/i/s159tJKbeMet
WITNESS ME KEK
2 candidates in the race now
bernie is gone, so is ted and john (this could have been Jeb, didn't realize it until after I heard it)
Its just Clinton and Trump,
but Donald can't be stumped
But theres two candidates in the race now
I watched her lie on TV
Shes a thief and a crook I know
Though something seems wrong
She doesn't have long
There'll be one candidate...in the race....
I watched her die on TV
Shes a thief and a crook for sure
Though something seems wrong
I don't think she has long
Then I'll watch Trump, Make America Greeaaaat Agaaaaain!!
I know I sound like shit its 6 am.
>>73581066
You'd rather we vote for a fucking socialist or a crooked politician?
>>73581499
this, you got stupid shit in early march with Carson beating Rubio in some counties
>>73581377
>doesn't know THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Maybe he avoids /b/? Not everyone wants to get cancer.
>>73581261
You can join your pets on the other side of the Trump Wall.
When are you people going to learn loyalty? We're not going anywhere, deal with it or get the fuck out of our country.
>>73581353
>implying I care who you vote for
>>73581521
http://vaughnlive.tv/ks3g6ha82jsdb1o
The Dark Rat Returns
>>73581496
Whelp, you can't effectively take over a Political Party without massacring the prior reigning group. Conservatives truly die hard.
>>73581529
see what I mean?
Trump fags desperately want Bernie to lose to Hillary.
>>73581565
>mfw carson got more votes than rato in some districts of NY
Sweet, sweet revenge for Iowa.
>>73581578
lol you gonna leave when Hillary wins in November?
ITS TIME, BROTHERS
>>73581560
Stop avatarfagging.
>>73581446
For tonight's primaries
>>73581607
I will never forgive the cornfuckers in Iowa.
>>73581603
Faggot its a joke about her dying FROM BLOOD CLOTS
>Joe didn't come to work
>>73581581
Mate, those polls started off a few weeks ago with Clinton +14
Now she's +6.5
It's already beginning. Enjoy your $0.02.
NO JOE TODAY!
Whoa, Joe got more butthurt than we thought.
>>73581633
Never again. At least not until the God-Emperor gives them absolution for their sins.
President Bernie Sanders.
>Joe absent
His butt got too ravaged yesterday
>>73581632
No, I intend to exterminate you if it comes to that.
MORNING MIKA
>>73581386
It's a fucking act for the media. You are taking his reality-show bait like a pelican eating a fish. He knows how to do business mang. There are some videos of him being serious. Look it up.
>>73581491
Suuure, Correct the Record
>>73581560
amen
>>73581382
wew lad
Polls close in WV at 7:30 PM EDT
First polls close in NE at 9PM EDT, and the last close at 10PM EDT
aka first polls (WV) close in 13 burgers and 30 fries
![timepol-iowa-keyssar-2016-18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zqu4y6N.jpg "timepol-iowa-keyssar-2016-18[1].jpg")
Clinton's plan against Trump is already known, she wants to alienate all female voters from him.
Trump should use more Ivanka as a counterpunsh.
Our duty should be the alienation of all female voters from Clinton.
with Hashtags like
>#FeministforTrump
http://dailycaller.com/2016/02/15/why-donald-trump-is-a-feminist/
Say it with me faggots
President Bernie Sanders
Cheeki Mika here as soon at the show starts
>>73581667
Correction, +11.
>excited Mika
>>73581491
>snopes
THEY'RE TRYING TO JEW MIKA OUT OF HER TRUCK
Mika looks so happy about that truck.
>first time in months I can stay up to watch the result come in
Full time careers suck for us europeans wanting to watch Trump win LIVE
NO JOE TODAY LMAO
"JOE IS SICK TODAY"
HOLY SHIT JOE cucked TO OBLIVION
>yfw Joe Cuck was fired for excessive cuckery
Joe sick from the cucking
>joe sick
assblasted
ITT - scared Trumpfags and thinly disguised Hillary shills.
President Bernie Sanders.
Get used to it.
>>73581733
I'm sorry about your loss
Does Paul Ryan's face trigger anyone else? His ears are worse than Rubio and he has that jew nose and sunken eyes
>>73581749
>>73581499
So, Murricans one again prove to the world how retarded they are. If they want to waste their vode they could just stay home. Right now the vote is there only to let Trump beat another record. He already won and there is nothing that can stop him from getting that 1200+ votes.
>>73581773
>>73581783
>>73581780
>>73581684
What happened to Joe yesterday?
>>73581632
Hillarys campaign is complete amateur hour.
>>73581428
Better get ready, forced "diversification" coming to your neighborhood soon. It's truly unbelievable that he can get away with this. If Trump does one thing, I want him to put Obama in jail. I hate Obama so fucking much, mostly because he's so smug and he gets away with it. I would be happy with anything else but that would be the best thing ever for me.
pic related
>>73581632
Melania best First Lady, Correct the Record.
Paul Ryan has bent the knee
"I'll do whatever he wants"
>No Joe
Wonder what happened
>>73581699
can someone give me a link? livenewschat.eu wont load for me...
Oh shit. Did Trump stump Morning Cuck from the airwaves?
>>73581824
he got butthurt over Trump twitter rant (again)
>>73581716
Thank you
>>73581810
>I'll just say he watches Fox News and I win
>>73581868
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>>73581810
Your "source" is literally 2 people that sit in a room all day calling the shit they post as true. Its as viable of a source as me or you technically.
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
MJ live
>it's a depressed Mika episode
>>73581866
Me and Joey had a little talk. He's on the Trump Train now. Fuggaboutit.
>>73581810
Really? That's the best you could come up with?
>>73579999
did he died
>>73581824
He went full cuck m8
I know today's episode is live now, but here's the link to yesterdays if you want to check it out later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWZux8Z-DGM
>>73581822
Well, the record is one more feather in the cap, making the argument to steal the election from Trump much more harder.
>>73581824
Joe trashed Trump while shilling for the Hill yesterday.
Now he's 'calling in sick'.
>>73581868
hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>>73581529
KEKKKK
>>73579999
>>73579999
>America after 4 years of Hillary
>>73581496
>>73581810
You don't get paid for each (you), do you?
>>73581926
Manafort is one shady motherfucker. I'm glad he's on our team.
>>73581935
Joe sucks at bantz. I cringed at the "fella"
Joe got a cold after swimming yesterday. Pic related
>>73581300
/lifelong/
>>73581944
Kek approves as well! Checked!
Anyone else gonna lock themselves up in the shelter on election day?
BRITAIN MENTIONED
kill me
>>73580474
STOP WATCHING THAT SHIT.
>>73581980
Right? He's scary as fuck. I'm glad he's working for Trump and not against him.
God help anyone that gets in Mr. Trump's way.
>>73579999
Checked
>>73581935
>Define rapidly fading
In the time it took him to get 400 likes, Big Don got 10,000.
>>73582014
This. Never again.
The concern trolling on MJ is hilarious
>>73582014
Im about to bail. Its in full Cuck mode.
>>73581967
Where are they Donald I know you have the delegates
>>73581866
Don't worry about it
>>73581106
>>73581106
>>>73581066 (You)
>I'm embarrassed of my ancestors.
Your ancestry doesn't mean shit you loser.
>>73581195
>>>73581066 (You)
>>not trusting the God Emperor
Yiu fags actually think like this it's not just a joke
>>>73581066 (You)
>You'd rather we vote for a fucking socialist or a crooked politician?
Doesn't matter how YOU vote because your vote isn't enough. How many women or non whites will vote for him?
>>73581824
Here's another version.
Was that Morning Shill pundit really trying to say Trump needs to take an offensive stance against Shillary? Yeah, as if he won't do that.
wew lad
What happened with morning joe?
>>73579592
Turn down for what...but instead make it can't stump the trump
The pundits are still stuck on the 'Conventional' Pathway.
>Paypal is Trump approved
>>73581810
Why'd you stop shillin'?
>>73582025
Why do you think Bill and Hill are looking really ill lately?
SCARAMUCCI, SCARAMUCCI
Will you do the fandango?
>>73581236
Hernia has no chance, I want people to keep voting for him to drag out the Dem race and to force Clinton to pick up socialist policies that her base will hate
>>73582085
MSNBC shifted into general election shilling mode.
