>The Angry Birds Movie is both the equivalent of a screaming five-year-old and a regressive piece of American propaganda. Out of all the films I’ve seen this year, this is the one I least expected to have an anti-immigration and an eye for an eye message underneath it. But it’s actually happened. Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
>A mediocre animated film is tolerable but subtly injecting reprehensible propaganda beneath all the deliberate noise marks a new low for Sony Pictures. The first warning sign is when Red discovers that pig leaders are secretly holding dozens of their friends at the bottom of their ship as though they are people smugglers and refugees. Likewise, these pigs decide that they will blow up the city with dynamite and then steal their unhatched eggs, the children of the birds. What better way to resolve this problem than by tracking down the pigs, the leader of which has an Arab-style beard, and then blowing up their city? This is capped off with a creepy, eye-opening song where some bird-children sing about Red saving their homes and liberty. Essentially, the film is a metaphor for America being a walled-off island of sunshine, the happiness of which is threatened by outsiders until they have the daylights bombed out of them and order is restored. It is skin crawling that beneath a film as stupid and superficial as this that it could have such a toxic message. What starts as a story about tempering your anger devolves into a revenge mission aimed at children too young to remember the careless outcomes of 9/11. To me, there is something deeply disturbing about using a children’s film to mislead them in this way and someone should answer for it.
http://www.impulsegamer.com/the-angry-birds-movie-film-review/
I hate to say it but I'm guessing they never played the game.
>>73559765
>Liberals get butthurt as intended
Beautiful
>>73559765
This is /pol/'s fault for making that stupid edit.
Journalists browse this place you know.
Can't even have a stupid animation movie without e-drama shitting all over it. Whole web's been like this since fucking Gamergate man.
You've ruined the last chance a video game movie had to be good.
I hope you're happy.
>>73559765
I love how liberals are purposely blasting the movie for no other reason but that they were triggered.
>>73559765
> when liberals do it it's celebrating diversity and culture
> when conservatives do it it's laying seeds of hatred
Every single time.
>>73559977
Yeah, but now leftists look like fucking idiots for writing stuff like this. Nobody expects anything coherent from /pol/.
>>73559977
how does liberals becoming butt angry have anything to do with the movie's quality?
>>73559765
Why do Americans make everything about them? It's clearly a metaphor for Europe's immigrant crisis.
>>73559765
It's fun because no matter how you slice it the argument of the game translates really well to terrorists attacks
>>73560583
>a lazy old Eagle
that's murica
>>73560491
People won't enjoy it now.
It's "tainted" by association with racism, or islamophobia or whatever other bullshit the journos bring up.
It ruins the film. Films get one chance to come out, generate a buzz, and be something everyone can have a good time and laugh about. It's part of the experience.
It's like RE 5 all over again.
>>73559977
>Dumb time-killer iPhone game: The Movie had a chance of being good
>>73560583
This affects all of us
>>73559765
The game was made by Finns, and we know perfectly how Finns treat rapefugees
I want to fuck that bird?
>>73559765
>Angry Birds is now a metaphor for the September 11 terrorist attacks.
Is this bitch retarded
Its a metaphor for whats happening to the West at this very moment
>>73559765
I will always hate Angry Birds for being a Jewish rip off and cash in on an older game, but it is interesting how it lines up.
I hope Angry Birds does really well just so more conservative propaganda seeps into children's media.
>>73560794
lel your average parent taking his kid to see the movie doesn't give a shit about "Islamophobia"
It also might be a Jewish test to see if they can start making money on this whole right wing wave that is imminent in Europe
It reminds me of fallout 4s squirrel story:
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/The_New_Squirrel
>Storytime Simon here with the exciting conclusion to "The New Squirrel". "Tomorrow we can get to know each other and become best friends!" said Ricky to the red squirrel. The red squirrel made a sound that Ricky took for agreement, and the two squirrels curled up to sleep. Later that night, Ricky woke up to the sound of leaves rustling in the oak tree. He looked around. The red squirrel was gone! Ricky surveyed the landscape below and saw a pack of glowing eyes approaching the base of his tree. Cats! Ricky heard a voice from a nearby tree. It was the red squirrel! "I'm sorry." he said. "They were following me, and I couldn't bring them to my tree. They would have eaten my family!" As the cats ascended the tree and began to devour Ricky's friends and family, Ricky reflected on his decisions. His last words were "I really wish I would have trusted my elders." The End.
>>73560699
I'd think Argentina would know better.
>>73561306
>saved
Is this on normiebook yet? I would love to see some libs assmad about a fucking videogame movie.
>Positive Reviews
Variety
Hollywood Reporter
IGN
Flickering Myth
Director's Cut Movies
The Guardian
The Movie Blog: https://them0vieblog.com/2016/05/07/non-review-review-angry-birds/
Jimmy Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG2I_9hZNJk
Filmkritix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrOd1gKhaCQ&feature=youtu.be
Atomix: atomix.vg/2016/05/09/movie-review-the-angry-birds-movie/
Cinopsis
Several on Letterboxd
MovieJones: http://www.moviejones.de/kritiken/angry-birds-der-film-kritik-4105.html
KINO-zeit: http://www.kino-zeit.de/filme/angry-birds-der-film
Film-Rezensionen: http://www.film-rezensionen.de/2016/05/angry-birds-der-film/
Luke Ryan Baldock: http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/2016/05/09/angry-birds-movie-review/
The List: https://film.list.co.uk/article/80536-the-angry-birds-movie/
Game Reviews: http://www.gamereviews.co.in/angry-birds-movie-review/
Mum's Movie Review: http://www.whatson4littleones.com.au/mums-review-of-the-angry-birds-movie-may-2016.asp
>Mixed Reviews
Screen Daily
Flickreel
Live Love Cinema
Flavourmag
Entertainment Fuse: http://www.entertainmentfuse.com/angry-birds-movie-review/
Reel Bits: http://www.thereelbits.com/2016/05/09/review-the-angry-birds-movie/
Negative Reviews:
TheWrap
Indiewire
Urban Cinefile: http://www.urbancinefile.com.au/home/view.asp?a=21644&s=Reviews
Impulse Gamer: http://www.impulsegamer.com/the-angry-birds-movie-film-review/
Film Feeder: http://www.filmfeeder.co.uk/angry-birds-movie-review/
>50% on RT based on 10 reviews
>6.7 on IMDb based on 230 votes
Can this save vidyakino?
kek these liberals get butthurt over literally the most little things, I'm totally gonna torren- er watch this movie.
>>73559765
I don't get it. Is sony japanese trying to propaganda us with red pills? That would be based and I expect that out of them some day.
too much car door hook hand
>>73561473
This. The Jews would happily manufacture and sell Nazi uniforms. Their one need is to be in charge.
As a muslim I thoroughly approve of this islamophobic propagandadiddlydumpadoreyer
>>73562007
>wanted to see it in theaters
>have to leave for 8 weeks around the 20th
Here's hoping it gets leaked or something.
