What do you do?
>>73553973
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>>73553973
run a train on dem bitches
stop the trolley with my super strength
>>73553973
Travel to your house and add you to the pile for posting this.
>>73553973
walk away
>>73554004
This nigga KNOWS
>>73553973
add sage to the options field
>>73553973
>Allow five people to die but do nothing
>Willingly sentence one man to death
I let the trolley go over the five people, then pull the lever so that the next trolley goes over the sixth man
>>73553973
pull
>>73553973
If the one person is collectively more important to me than the five on the other track, I let the five die.
If the other five are collectively more meaningful to me than the one, I let him/her die.
If they're both equally stranger / unimportant to me, I let the one die and save the five.
This is the correct answer.
>>73553973
go to art school.
Crack a beer and enjoy the view
>>73553973
do nothing, letting someone(s) die is not the same as killing.
>>73553973
type "sage" in the option field and call OP a faggot.
>>73553973
Throw the switch after the trolley has crossed halfway
>>73553973
Run away. I don't have to make such hard choice
>>73553973
Kill 5 people, because killing one people is like killing the whole world, but saving one life is like saving the whole world
Oh no. What would Dudley Do-Right do?
>>73553973
Do nothing. By pulling it I'm committing murder and I don't want any ambulance chasing jew lawyer coming after me.
>>73553973
beat the shit out of the traindriver
>>73554494
This is the correct answer.
throw lever on track. de-rail train. had me for about 5 minutes.
>>73554520
I'm afraid that quote is taken out of context. Killing one MUSLIM is like killing the world, and vice versa for saving him. If they didn't take it out of context, the Quran would literally just be a book full of rules about killing polytheists and oppressing women.
>>73554520
Ok this was probably the most intelligent piece of satire I've seen in the past 6 months.
>>73554004
>>73554073
>>73554004
DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STREETS
Nothing. The free market will fix it.
>>73554739
push him ... after
>>73554739
push him off but make sure he doesn't fall in the trolley's path
Killing the bigger number people will make me and the one survivor close
>>73553973
drive over the one guy, then reverse and drive over the other guys, and then run the train into a building
>>73554947
I was thinking the same thing
>>73554756
WELCOME TO THE BROKEN LOW
WELCOME TO THE FAMOUS DISCO LIVE
>>73554038
Kek x 1000
>>73553973
Nothing.
Doing anything opens yourself up to legal liability.
>>73555809
>that one car with legs
>>73555788
Keked and checked
>>73555928
all of the cars have legs.
>>73553973
nothing.
>>73553973
Leave and watch from the distance how the trolley squashes either one or five people.
>>73555602
Unfortunately, this has a lot of truth to it.
If anybody asks why you didn't act, just tell the courts the stress paralyzed you
>>73554897
kek
>>73554739
fatass > fat acceptance activists
>>73555788
reminds me of the three caballeros!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmy4GUvqcgw
Turn 360° and walk away
Do a 360 and walk away.
Call for a 2nd trolley
It's illegal for me to pull the lever since I don't work for CN
>>73553973
the cheat sheet
