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Why aren't you as /fit/ as ISIS yet?

http://gawker.com/to-get-this-isis-video-workout-youd-have-to-spend-1-0-1775136449
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>>73532282
absolutely degenerate
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>>73532282
>spend time training to fight kuffers in isis camp
>get kicked in balls
>finally get into battle
>the Russian launch a cruise missle and you get glassed
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tfw no hot ISIS bod
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>>73532282
>gawker
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>>73532282
>Isis
>/fit/

They're a bunch of scrawny edgelords trying to play soldier, they're shit at every aspect of soldiering and if a real military still existed in the region (Saddam) they would have been BTFO before they made the news
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>>73532282
>gawker

150 MILLIONS
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>>73533714
this
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>gawker is literally promoting ISIS now

It has come full circle now.
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>>73533714
this
remember abu hajaar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14
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For muslims thats very jewish of them to deal that way.

Not even regular jews bargin that boldly
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>>73533714
>believing Western propaganda
The Vietcong were also scrawny edgelords playing at being soldier.
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>>73534214
The Vietcong had thick forests and had amble opportunities for traps and ambushes.
ISIS has caves and a desert.
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>>73532282
But I am

I can roll all the way across the desert back to my base
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>>73534729
Stop it! The bullet casings are hitting me!
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>>73534214
Watch the ISIS combat video posted in this thread, they're shit mate.

VC where at least cunning and applied tactics
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>>73532282

What's the point of training hard? It's not like you'll be fighting mano a mano with a fucking drone.
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>>73532282
>implying ISIS is some elite fighting force
Abu Hajar's antics imply otherwise, these guys are pathetic.
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>>73532282

>Abu Hajar!
>Abu Hajar!
>Come here and let me kick you in the balls, Inshallah!
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>>73533714
this
I'd pay money to see any ISIS fuckhead in a ring with an average navy SEAL. The outcome would be obvious but I'd like to see it anyway.
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>those ACU's

It makes me feel uneasy seeing them wearing army uniforms
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>>73535125
Being capable to carry your equipment easier or run faster increases your chances of survival.
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>>73532564
> run into subway
> jump over turnstile
> kick guard in the balls
> detonate on crowded platform
> 72 virgins
> profit?
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did gawker survive the lawsuit with its vast reserves of clickbait money?
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>>73535501
It's not like they picked them up from dead soldiers.

We just supplied them guns and gear.
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>>73535503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaufhZv84Gk
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>>73536116
You're right mate, let's just drop fitness requirements and fill the military with skelifags and lardarses
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>>73532282
god i hate gawker articles
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