Why aren't you as /fit/ as ISIS yet?
http://gawker.com/to-get-this-isis-video-workout-youd-have-to-spend-1-0-1775136449
>>73532282
absolutely degenerate
>>73532282
>spend time training to fight kuffers in isis camp
>get kicked in balls
>finally get into battle
>the Russian launch a cruise missle and you get glassed
tfw no hot ISIS bod
>>73532282
>gawker
>>73532282
>Isis
>/fit/
They're a bunch of scrawny edgelords trying to play soldier, they're shit at every aspect of soldiering and if a real military still existed in the region (Saddam) they would have been BTFO before they made the news
>>73532282
>gawker
150 MILLIONS
>>73533714
this
>gawker is literally promoting ISIS now
It has come full circle now.
>>73533714
this
remember abu hajaar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14
For muslims thats very jewish of them to deal that way.
Not even regular jews bargin that boldly
>>73533714
>believing Western propaganda
The Vietcong were also scrawny edgelords playing at being soldier.
>>73534214
The Vietcong had thick forests and had amble opportunities for traps and ambushes.
ISIS has caves and a desert.
>>73532282
But I am
I can roll all the way across the desert back to my base
>>73534729
Stop it! The bullet casings are hitting me!
>>73534214
Watch the ISIS combat video posted in this thread, they're shit mate.
VC where at least cunning and applied tactics
>>73532282
What's the point of training hard? It's not like you'll be fighting mano a mano with a fucking drone.
>>73532282
>implying ISIS is some elite fighting force
Abu Hajar's antics imply otherwise, these guys are pathetic.
>>73532282
>Abu Hajar!
>Abu Hajar!
>Come here and let me kick you in the balls, Inshallah!
>>73533714
this
I'd pay money to see any ISIS fuckhead in a ring with an average navy SEAL. The outcome would be obvious but I'd like to see it anyway.
>those ACU's
It makes me feel uneasy seeing them wearing army uniforms
>>73535125
Being capable to carry your equipment easier or run faster increases your chances of survival.
>>73532564
> run into subway
> jump over turnstile
> kick guard in the balls
> detonate on crowded platform
> 72 virgins
> profit?
did gawker survive the lawsuit with its vast reserves of clickbait money?
>>73535501
It's not like they picked them up from dead soldiers.
We just supplied them guns and gear.
>>73535503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaufhZv84Gk
>>73536116
You're right mate, let's just drop fitness requirements and fill the military with skelifags and lardarses
>>73532282
god i hate gawker articles