What would you do if you saw someone about to kill themselves?
>>73528197
Understand.
Ask to borrow some money.
I am suicidal so I would be jealous
Join them.
Stop them
>>73528197
what race are they?
>>73528197
Just talk to them in their last moments
>>73528197
vote for trump 2016
>>73528301
Witness them.
>>73528609
We understand Sven
>>73528197
Do a flip!
hold their beer
>>73528197
If they're white, I wouldn't intervene. There are more important lives to concerned of, people who are actually facing true oppression and discrimination, not Straight White Males who won the lottery of real life.
"Do it faggot"
>>73528853
this is bait
>>73528553
this
>>73528727
You'd also witness these
>>73528197
>Do a backflip faggot
>>73528197
Take out my phone and record it so I can come home and share it with you guys.
>>73528197
Ask why. The answer given dtermines my folowing actions.
Laugh
>>73528953
Hypothetical thanks anon
Is it a man or woman?
>>73528197
That pic reminded me of the guy on drugs who thought he was diving into a swimming pool and was greeted head first with concrete.
>>73528926
Dubs
>>73528808
Thank you Poland, I am extremly depressed, I have no future and 87% of this countrys population is political correct. I am just so sad and angry, I can't take it anymore
Shoot him.
>>73528197
>double suicide
Step back.
No need to make a suicide look like a homicide.
>>73528553
>>73528837
>>73528883
>>73528935
>>>/b/
Nothing. It is what I did the last time and it is a solid strategy.
I'd save them only if they are attractive, rich or famous
>>73528958
This is probably what I would do too
>>73528197
Stole his wallet.
>>73529101
Move to Texas and become a rancher
Envy them and wish them godspeed.
>>73529101
Just pull a Breivik m8. You'll get a comfy af prison anyway in Sweden.
>>73528197
Let them.
The world doesn't need any more weak men.
>>73528197
This thread is relevant to my interests. I'm quite suicidal so I'll continue to monitor it.
>>73528197
ask them if they could max out their credit cards and buy me some shit If I promised to remember them.
>>73528197
if they are inside my property, kill them and sell their organs.
>>73529361
You mean like him?
>>73528197
>>73529101
Hang in there, Sweden. Not everyone is cucked yet. It's still possible to turn around.
>>73528197
Convince them to give me all their money before they did.
If you want to go you want to go, it's your call.
>>73529101
I know that feel Sweden.
>>73529729
Swedish samurai never forget.
Tell him he has a higher purpose on this earth.
Then there will be one more soldier in the race war.
>>73529101
Is it really that bad all over Sweden? There have to be some rural, conservative towns where you can lead nice and quiet life
>>73528197
Ask him if I can film it for posterity, informing him that I intend to post it to Liveleak and spam the link on /b/.
You'd be surprised how effective post-modern irony is on the will to live.
A cartwheel
Ask and try to talk to understand why, then if it is a stupid reason, stop them. If not then let them die.
>>73530079
I'm only 18, and getting a job and apartment is so hard since we just let all these refugees and give them jobs and house in the name of equality, I've got no friends either, the climate of everything here is so political correct, make one innapropriet sexist/racist joke and everyone will treat you like shit. I'm really lonely and I've been isolated for a fuckton of time. Just want to die, feels like I'm gonna have a mental brakedown soon.
>>73530079
There are a few places that are not enriched but those aren't conservative, its the exact opposite actually, if they are not enriched they are not conservative.
>>73530555
>>73530630
Be patient. The fire rises.
>>73530255
And i'd look at it,and thank you for your courage in the face of such horror.
>>73528853
>>>/tumbr/
>>73528197
watch them die
>>73528197
Tell them things only get better with hard work and if they are to weak to try then suicide is the right thing to do
Just be honest with them I'm sure they are fed up with listening to bullshit
>>73530555
Stop being a pussy and adapt
>>73530555
I know that feel, man.
At some point you get used to it.
Do something to occupy your mind and body.
Books with philosophical content which make you think about what you read for hours and days even + recreational activities e.g. archering, shooting, trekking, swordfighting, work out,...
Whitout that you will go crazy.
Soon things will change. Just wait. Get equipped btw.
>>73530630
Something to boost your power levels, norseman. Helps me always:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA38ffX1AHo
>>73528197
slow clap
>>73528301
Underrated post.
>>73528197
Get them in a selfie shot before they suicided
After, get in there and take whatever they have of value, get some more video, couple of selfies
Start CPR, onlookers crowd around, become "Hero" who tried to save the lost soul
Get TV interviews, national talk shows, keys to the city, meet the President, co-write story of incident, more interviews, studio contacts me, want to make a movie of the event, I get to write screenplay, get producer credit, appear as the investigative police detective, win Academy Awards, more interviews, lots of grade A, USDA prime pussy comes my way
Now rich from book and movie, marry former Eastern European Supermodel, retire to a ranch, consider entering politics
All my success due to some worthless fucker who offed themselves
I drink a toast to the deceased on the death anniversary each year
>>73528197
Look away from the mirror.
>>73528197
Fuck suicide. Even if everything is shit you might as well strap on your seatbelt and enjoy the ride, there's always something good, even if just momentary once in a while.
>>73534668
>there's always something good
Like watching someone commit suicide.
Get on my level.
>>73534836
Shit, you're good
Shout :IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD BUT YOU CAN SEE IT FROM HERE
And mysteriously move on hoping I'll see that dude a decade later on a reality show telling how strangers saved your life.
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
>>73534668
I agree it's shit to just go out, you should at least go out in a memorable way. Take down some kebabs or niggers or something.
>>73528197
Keep walking
>>73528301
^^^
This.
>>73529101
Don't give up. There is still a world to fight for out here.
>>73528853
nice
>>73528301
just kek my shit up senpai
>>73528935
:)
everyone deserves encouragement
>>73528197
prolly sit back and watch
>>73528197
Nothing.
I have the emotions of a Chinaman.
>ITT: suicide prevention techniques infused with Meme Magic
Why does ethics always have to be in the way of progress?
If you've been reading this thread, it should be clear by now that nobody cares if you commit suicide, so stop making it such a big deal.
>>73529729
>>73528197
I can't even approach a woman, you think i could stop someone from committing suicide?
https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/pessimism/chapter3.html
If you're contemplating suicide, see what Schopenhauer has to say on the matter.
nothing
>>73528197
Watch, then leave if they take too long to jump.
10 And whatsoever mine eyes desired I kept not from them, I withheld not my heart from any joy; for my heart rejoiced in all my labour: and this was my portion of all my labour.
11 Then I looked on all the works that my hands had wrought, and on the labour that I had laboured to do: and, behold, all was vanity and vexation of spirit, and there was no profit under the sun.
12 And I turned myself to behold wisdom, and madness, and folly: for what can the man do that cometh after the king? even that which hath been already done.
13 Then I saw that wisdom excelleth folly, as far as light excelleth darkness.
14 The wise man's eyes are in his head; but the fool walketh in darkness: and I myself perceived also that one event happeneth to them all.
15 Then said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this also is vanity.
16 For there is no remembrance of the wise more than of the fool for ever; seeing that which now is in the days to come shall all be forgotten. And how dieth the wise man? as the fool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E
You can die inside without destroying the physical body, and run amok as a ghost like the rest of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUYKSWQmkrg
>>73529138
>being opportunistic is edgy
if its a white person who doesnt look homeless i would try to persuade not to them if i were in a position that allowed me to. if it were any type of minority i would be doing society a disservice by trying to stop them.
Let the heathen die a horrible death.
The Christian users on this board will tell you that nihilism leads to overwhelming sorrow and moral decay.
On the flip side of the coin, their religious fervor is beautiful in its own way, because when you look upon them, it becomes clear that they have a deeper appreciation for negativity and fear than you do, because if the universe is meaningless, so then was the reason for your crime.
>>73545763
Lest we not forget the sense of humor you have to have to find humor in creating a cult of penis mutilating goat herders in the desert which survives to this day.
Join us.
This is your formal invitation to the Illuminati.
Your final initiation test: to hit the big red button that destroys the world when it's put in front of you.
If you kill yourself, you fail the test.
This has been a public service announcement, brought to you by your Dark Lord Satan.
http://www.oneplace.com/ministries/bible-answer-man/read/articles/does-satan-have-access-to-our-minds-8894.html
>>73547395
Do you still think Meme Magic isn't real?
>>73530255
>>73534836
>>73539910
>>73540907
>>73543143
>>73543233
>>73543526
>>73545763
>>73546175
>>73547395
>>73548776
I've been samefagging the thread with this shit, and I think I finally found something appropriate to take in to my therapist to explain what I mean when I go on the internet and tell scary stories.
I'd try to get some cock out of them.
