Canada what the fuck are you doing
>>73525763
how noble of him xD
liberals, litterally the destroyers of worlds.
>>73525880
>that filename
Le weed man will not accept help from bigots, we already discussed this last night. The fire will soon realize it is 2016 and put itself out afterwards.
420 BLAZE IT
Canada needs more women firefighters.
>>73525763
Don't be fooled. Mexicans just wanted to steal maple flavored charcoal for the ultimate Carne Asada.
>>73525880
fpbp
>>73525880
we will not battle the flame if allah wills it, inshallah
>>73525763
Smart move. Allowing Russia to send planes would allow them to collect valuable information about Canadian defense systems. We need Canada to fight in WW3.
>>73525763
DUDE
>>73525763
>MUH RUSSIA
>MUH PUTIN
I hope this bites Drama teacher right in the ass, what a fucking idiot, I'm loving the optics of bailing out failing french shit company Bombardier, while being stingy about fort Mac buring to the fucking ground in the middle of Alberta financially melting down
and then he decides he can score political points with our dumbass Ukrainian population by snubbing Russia when we desperately need help
what a piece of shit
>>73525763
>If you extinguish fires, they win
>>73526355
>If you put the fire out it wins.
It's okay guys, everything is under control.
The answer to the problem is clearly to bring in even more refugees, 50,000 this year alone isn't enough!
>>73526398
As well as trans, Indian, and Aborigine. Unless they are too scared, in which case they should still get paid for the work.
>>73526500
the fire rises
drop refugees on the fire to put it out
>>73526475
This.
>>73526519
Glad you see russia's ulterior motives
>>73526398
you mean transwomen
>>73526604
kek
Im being completely fucking serious when I say Canadians should be actively trying to start as many fires as possible
>>73526640
Doesn't seem very environmentally friendly. Also, I'm expecting to see half of the smoke inhalation victims and the firefighters be women. After all, it's 2016.
![25August_2007_Greek_fires[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fk9qx04.jpg "25August_2007_Greek_fires[1].jpg")
>>73526641
In the past we had a major issue with Islamic terrorists from Turkey starting massive wildfires in Greece
In 2007 they burned about a tenth of our country or something
Since the crisis started they haven't done it thankfully
my favorite is when the CBC was asking for donations of niquabs and hajibs for poor displaced mudslime women
food, water, clothing?
no!
give modesty gear for jihadis!
>>73526475
I mean that actually is a pretty good idea
>>73525763
If you let your friends help you, you lose
>>73526500
Praise Allah he will help this fire to what it's intended to
>>73526898
http://www.wnd.com/2013/09/are-terrorists-setting-u-s-wildfires/
It is too early to rule it out
>>73525763
This is one thing Trudeau is doing that I agree with. We don't need to have foriegners in our airspace doing who knows what and gathering intel. Especially Russia, those sneaky fucks.
>>73526519
>we
le weedman turned down American help as well.
then again, you think ww3 will be white people against white people, so you're probably an ahmed
>>73525763
If they put out the fire it wins
Also why do Canadians say eh so much? I heard what I thought were some Americans, but then one of them ended a sentence with eh and I knew they were Canadians
Requesting Leafman doing the <3 gesture with a raging pyre in the background.
You fucking KEK. I told everyone not to vote Liberal, now look at what happened
>>73526475
>blowing your cover
Shut it down!!!
>>73525763
There is no good decision here
>accept offers
>"CANADA CAN'T EVEN FIGHT ITS OWN FIRES"
>reject offers
>"IF YOU FIGHT THE FIRE IT WINS"
>>73527062
hue
>>73525763
murica wanted higher oil prices. le weed man was told he had to decrease production but they had already slashed jobs in the industry in canada which resulted in civil unrest and canada handing out a basic income to prevent riots
>>73526519
Why did he turn down US help then?
>>73526742
>drop refugees on the fire to put it out
Merkel's plan all along?
>>73525763
>if you stop the fire you lose
>>73525763
Really Canada? Fucking Really? After this I hope Trudeau burns too.
>>73526986
>implying the push broom high-def sensors in their satellites aren't already gathering this intel daily
kek weedman is just weak
>>73526519
>Canada's defenses
AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH AAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
we are barely even a country man, we already basically don't have a military and Trudeau is cutting it more, our defense doctrine is to get American tax payers to do it for us
If the US didn't exist, we could be invaded an conquered in like 3 days, we would instantly give up, France probably has more balls and national pride than us
Le Weedman is too high to respond to offers to help
Guys, I know why Trudeauo is doing this.
He will let the forests burn and when they're finally out, he will force canadians to build refugee centers. Canaada is lost.
>>73525763
Canada is often cold. Now it can be warmer.
>>73527190
>Really Canada? Fucking Really? After this I hope Trudeau burns too
He's already flaming m8
>>73526742
That's actually a good idea. I hope they try it here in Finland the next time a refugee center is torched.
>>73527018
Okay Trudeau turning down american help is just plain retarded. I understood turning the russians down but not that shit.
>tfw the fire is about to cross over into my province
>>73526899
>u will never come deep inside of lauren
Why live
>>73526475
>>73526921
Maple Carne Asada sounds nasty
Why the hell would Canada refuse help? This doesn't make any sense.
>>73527090
>>accept offers
>>"CANADA CAN'T EVEN FIGHT ITS OWN FIRES"
We obviously can't. That statement will be true regardless of whether we accept aid.
>>73527297
Not good enough, pour some gas on the guy and throw a lit match in his face.
>>73527226
Yeah but you're like our little brother with polio. Sure people could fuck you up, but they know we would rain freedom on their asses and turn their lands to glass
Be safe mapleniggers we <3 u
Weedman what are you doing? Inhaling maple smoke doesn't get you high.
>>73526899
I would fug that Jewess SO hard I don't even care
http://globalnews.ca/news/2689492/trudeau-turns-down-russian-u-s-mexican-offers-to-help-battle-fort-mcmurray-wildfire/
God fucking damn it. Listening to him speak.
>We uuuh are uuuh able uuuhh to uuuuh
WHY DO POLITICIANS NOT LEARN HOW TO MAKE SPEECHES?
>>73527226
why does canada even exist
just divide the country up into states and join the U.S
>>73527226
>our defense doctrine is to get American tax payers to do it for us
Trump's going to make you pay for that
>>73526604
>wins
Beat me too it lol
>>73527201
Weedman is, but this decision makes sense. The whole reason scientists couldn't talk about their work in public for so long was because the Chinese were being sneaky and working on taking our advances. Trudeau stopped that because idiot.
>>73525763
I understand turning down the Mexican one.
If we keep the fire going long enough it'll provide us with a much more mild winter
>>73527090
>Letting your country burn because you are worried about being made fun of for needing help
That's really retarded.
>>73527300
Leaves are really combustible
>>73527226
I never knew someone could be so self-hating but here we are.
>>73527326
I kno rite?
>>73527597
canadians are a proud people be nice
>>73527476
Did he say "water bongers"?
>>73525763
>TFW Australian firefighters are the best in the world
>TFW we didn't offer any help
DEVILISH!
Is this even his decision to make? Shouldn't it be under provincial jurisdiction? Or has it come under federal authority due to being declared a state of emergency?
That said, I don't fucking care whether or not weedman agrees with another country's politics, he is in the moral wrong for allowing his country to literally burn because he's being arrogant. That's all it is. He's just being a pompous ass, and allowing his country to burn, causing God knows how many more millions of dollars in damages and innumerable environmental impacts just because Russia is kind of mean to gay people.
There is no way anyone can legitimately justify this.
Its been very dry here the last couple of weeks and I'm really tempted to start one of these myself. JK (hej säpo).
>>73527475
she's not a Jew
>The blaze will take months to extinguish, an Alberta fire official says
Wait what the fuck caught on fire? What's happening?
>>73526899
>>73527644
Fuck off shes a jew
>>73527718
I thought you guys let bush fires burn themselves out
>>73526519
> implying based Trump and Putin wont annex Canada and Eurabia
>>73526641
>dat pic
>Trudeau's plan:
Let the whole province burn
Collect a huge carbon tax from alberta
???
Federal budget balances itself
>>73527791
>Wait what the fuck caught on fire?
Everything.
>What's happening?
Everything's on fire.
>>73527691
Yes, all Canadians are being asked to donate their bong water to help stop the fire
>tfw have to start smoking weed in order to not go to jail because I can't donate bong water
>>73527597
Chernobyl.
>>73527791
City caught fire and also large amounts of trees. Basically Canada can't into firefighting.
>>73525880
That file name is sensational.
>>73527201
>>73527582
Climate change doesn't really work that way. Your summers will be warmer, but your winters will be much more harsh.
>>73527801
see
>>73527757
not a Jew.
cosplayer, yes.
Jew, no.
>>73527452
If Trump wins Canada will be on their own, or will have to pay billions for our defense services (as it should be).
Trump winning could lead to the Russian invasion of Canada. The US would then join in the ransacking, rape and pillage games. What a time to be alive.
>>73527723
read the title again
>>73527926
And Fukushima.
>>73526355
>>73526632
Underrated posts
Since Canada has got no gold anymore already, le weedman should throw all of Canada's printed money into the fire.
>>73526519
>Canadian defense systems
>half assed equipment based off of US equipment that wasn't even that good in the first place, only worse.
the maple niggers would capitulate in a week or less if the russians came rolling over.
>>73527910
I would offer you my international bong water aid, but, alas, you apparently don't need it.
>>73526138
thank you making me notice.
>>73527266
stupid fuck.
>>73527006
FUCKING
>>73527723
>Shouldn't it be under provincial jurisdiction?
The NDP govt in power there is fucking inept, run by a dumb bitch named Notley - pic related - who just recently slashed the fire-fighting budget too quite ironically, despite pretty much spending more on every other useless endeavor
http://www.metronews.ca/news/calgary/2016/05/02/ndp-defends-wildfire-budget-cut-fort-mcmurray.html
>>73525763
God is angrywith the cucks
>>73527945
>invading pajeets in cucksheds to grab a huge piece of frozen wastelands
>>73527810
No, We helped you guys out a year ago I think with the Californian fires.
We have fires every year but we always seem to be able to contain it.
>>73527791
like a bush fire, but worse.
their entire country is covered with trees.
>>73527723
>eastern canada ever caring what happens to the praire provinces
We have never mattered to the folks in Ontario
>>73527723
He is also consistent with the non-labor lefty NDP cutting the wildfire budget and mocking the Fort MacMurray residents as reaping what they sowed for global warming. The left hates ordinary white people who work jobs and follow rules. They want everyone to be a criminal who must enter into networks of corruption.
>>73528038
BURNING
>>73526519
Russia could just invoke this treaty and gain permission for the flyover over Canada. No need for such sneaky steps.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_on_Open_Skies
>>73527019
It's just what we do, eh. Same thing as saying sorry all the time and thank you too much. It's in our blood.
http://calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/we-understand-what-theyre-feeling-syrian-refugees-in-calgary-step-up-to-help-fort-mcmurray-fire-evacuees
Least someone helpin'.
>>73526364
underrated
>>73527945
This. Can't fucking wait to watch weedman beg.
>>73526475
ay lmao
HOW DID WEEDMAN COME TO POWER?
>>73525763
>tfw live in Western US where we have wildfires nearly every year
>was also a flight deck crash and salvage firefighter in the navy
>check to see if Canada needs some volunteers for their out of control fire (since im pretty bored with life anyway)
>they aren't taking any
well...alright then.
Im just one guy, not like there would be any political backlash from letting us help.
>>73528153
>we're getting some of our tax mpayer money back
top kek thats some blatant propaganda if i've ever seen it
>>73525880
FPBP
>>73527945
Canada the 51st state when?
>>73527945
Canada Annexation when?
>>73525880
If someone has a good Trudeau transparent face/body (.png preferably) I'll do the 'this is fine' one as well.
>>73528081
oh god
Canadians have their own special way of doing things.
The best way to put out a fire is to set off a large explosion right next to it.
So, logically, we should nuke Canada. If the oxygen being snuffed by the fireball doesn't do it, the blastwave should do some work.
>>73528181
you'll be waiting for a long time. Canada will soon be begging the US to annex it and Russia doesn't want it, it already has Siberia, which is basically Canada with better weather and geopolitical access.
>>73527019
I live in southern SK and sometimes it slips out. We actually make fun of each other for it.
>>73525880
>that filename
This is the only logical conclusion.
>>73527723
>just because Russia is kind of mean to gay people.
Maybe the old folks, others mostly dont give a shit.
We just don't want any rainbow parades with 30 years old dudes in leather.
>>73528238
Dude lmao they should of never let it got this far to begin with.
What are they? retarded?
>>73525880
>if you put it out it wins
I don't get it
Someone explain this "if you put it out it wins" thing to me
>>73528215
Same way obabo did, he promised to legalize weed and the liberals actually believed it.
Why would be want some anti-LGBT weirdos fighting our fires?
>>73528561
They want their country to burn.
>>73528215
We tried to get rid of the idiot before him. We ended up with an ever bigger idiot. Careful what you wish for, I guess
>>73528479
>>73528561
>>73528587
fine. let all the fags burn.
>>73528637
don't be so mean to Obama
>>73528215
Apathy.
>>73528479
"if you kill your enemies, they win"
-leader of canada
>>73526640
>all that CO2 going into the atmosphere
Damnit Canada, stop contributing to Global Warm- I mean, Climate Change™!
Pffft, aint like we need that town anyway.
>>73525763
>put a drama teacher in charge of country
>wonder why he has no idea what hes doing
>>73528447
Yeah, neither do I, but it's pretty much the same situation here for the majority of people, it just looks a lot worse because of our media.
Most people don't mind homosexuals, but pretty much everybody hates flaming faggots who walk down the street wearing bondage gear screaming about how normal they are.
god fucking dammit
I want him out of my fucking country I'm so done with this fucking idiot
>>73528561
Dipshit said something alomg the lines of, "if you dont let in refugees or accept muslims then they win. I might be off but thats the gist
>weedman doobies the entire country
Absolute madman
>>73528663
the liberals really couldn't come up with a better candidate?
if Harper was so hated, they could have at least picked someone competent.
>>73528447
Ivan, take my advice. Be mean to gay people, and always vote against them. Assuming you can vote on such things.
Do not have even a shred of sympathy for fags, they will never be happy no matter how much you give them, and they will only keep the degeneracy train rolling in your country until its culturally corrupt and economically destroyed.
>they always vote against nationalism in their host nation because they are edgelords
We're ahead of you on this "progression" and let me tell you something, you dont want it. Bully fags if you have to. Let them know they are unwelcome and deluded.
Just fucking end it already.
>>73528756
This fire is the first time i have ever heard a single positive opinion on fort mcmurray
I voted for him because I figured since he was young he'd be a gamer too and lower our vidya prices.
>>73527582
no the ash and smoke rising will actually fuck you over ultra hard.
Its going to make your summer colder by blotting out part of the sun, and the co2 released will be negligable compared to the deep freeze youre about to experience
>>73526599
This picture's background isn't coincidental. It's a fucking message I'm telling you.
>>73525763
where greece is questioning your control over a national disaster, you have a problem
>>73525763
WTF? California is experts in dealing with this shit and he's turning down the U.S help?
Man i hate this dude but He looks so bro tier. Just look at him, could you kill him in the race war Anon? I think that he is a good Person, just brainwashed.
>>73528215
he looked good enough to have canadian feminists swoon over him
he was also born with the right family name
>>73528693
oh lol
>>73526632
topkek
>>73529015
>that 3rd rate b8
>>73529055
>could you kill him in the race war Anon
Muslim isn't a race
>>73525763
Once the fire see's it can take whatever it wants it will get bored and Canada wins.
>>73525763
>>73525880
capped for posterity
>>73529013
wasnt that the place with poop in water that killed like half the population a decade ago?
which province is blue in Canada,all i see is a shield in this sea of commie marxist zombies.
and now Trudeau wants it to burn.
>>73525763
That shit is still burning!?
>>73529237
>if you don't vote liberal, the weed man is going to come and burn down your towns
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
>>73529237
Yep, and all those affected will need "government services" ;)
No no don't take anything let it alllllll burn..
>>73529015
you deserve a kick to the ribs
>>73529273
there's enough fuel (boreal forests) to keep it burn for months
>>73529273
Truhoe wont burn burn pass.
>>73529273
20% of the city is burned down now
A city of 88,000 people
>>73525763
first I sell the gold
then I let the country burn
>>73529367
Literally this.
I heard the whole province could burn.
It's not even a joke.
Top kek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ1yK89imRk
>>73529394
Then you buy the "worthless" land up, and in a couple decades you're made.
>>73525763
>mfw the fire takes out Alberta and then spreads to America
They aren't accpeting help beacuse there's nothing to do anymore. At the start, they could have fought this fire. But not anymore. An area the size of god damn Rhode Island is on fire right now, and it just grows every day. You can't fucking fight that.
Most effective help anyone can provide now, is pulling out those fancy sticks and doing a rain dance.
>>73529394
Did he really sell all the gold?
I thought it was a meme
I also read his budget will explode the deficit and burden future generations with immense debt, is it true or a meme?
>>73529237
Wait, are you suggesting Weedman is doing this on purpose to get rid of his political rivals?
>>73525880
>>73525880
top kek
>>73529480
>somehow the oil in canada combines with the flames and forms a permanent firewall
>>73529038
kek
>>73529466
paving and rebuilding over it.
That's actually pretty american, you should be proud.
>>73527791
>>73529367
Oh well, they will have fun for a while. How it started at all, oil was ignited?
>>73529480
literary pieres dream
>>73528312
In 2067
Has he even made any official comments about the fire?
>>73525763
If they help, how can he go on TV and be smug about stuff?
>>73529665
At least I'll be able to retire free.
>>73527791
>Wait what the fuck caught on fire?
Ever heard of something in geography class called 'the boreal forest'?
>>73529512
It's true. All of it.
>>73525763
> Meanwhile, Trudeau gives $785M to fight AIDS, TB and malaria in Zimbabwe
http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/justin-trudeau-global-fund-1.3573142
>>73525763
holy shit! Is this meme magic? He's literally fighting the fire by.... not fighting it. The Russians volunteered their services THEY DIDNT EVEN NEED TO PAY FOR THIS SHIT
Holy dick this is impressively bad
>>73529567
>Greece: Rain money on the flames
>Germany: Make sure refugee's get the newly built homes
>Sweden: As long as family's share homes with a refugee family we can handle this in the mean time.
>Israel: (says nothing and builds a safety moat while saying putting out the fire is anti-flaming homosexuals)
>Democrats: Trump caused this with his incindiary comments.
>Jeb: I will endorse the flames.
>>73527791
You ever see those news stories about wildfires in California where a big patch of wilderness catches fire and some people lose their homes and shit.
Like that, except basically the entire province of Alberta.
They don't want to inconvenience the fire.
>>73529495
What about cutting down trees to make sort sort of treeless barrier? Would they manage to do this on time?
>>73528304
well if every province becomes a state then it's the next 51 -61
>>73525763
I have no idea what the fucks going on anymore. There's been fires and evacuations near the Manitoba/Ontario border as well. Hell a fucking auto shop just went up in flames today a few kilometers from me. I suspect it's "refugees" playing arsonist, because why not really
>>73529871
Like! Woah dude! You can't just go around cutting trees man! Think about the environment, dude!
>>73529837
>>73529860
CHECK YOU SOLID PRIVILEGE YOU NON PLASMA CIS SCUMS
>>73529010
Excellent
>>73527484
>letting the Canadian electorate vote in our elections
'no'
>>73527791
Literally everything is on fire. It's so massive and intense that it is burning through healthy huge trees. Normally th fire can't get bad enough to burn that shit but everything is fucking burning because it's too hot. That shit is skipping over rivers and lakes and setting the trees on the other side on fire
>>73529010
>j[u]sti[n] tr[u]dea[u]
>n is literally just a flipped over u
>4U
>height 6' 2" (1,88 m) - a relatively big guy
>on April 29 (2007) he easily won the party's nomination, picking up 690 votes to 350 for Deros and 220 for Giordano
>0:29 in the plane scene is exactly when CIA says "BANE?"
>the fire literally rises
>>73529055
if i kill him he wins so no
>>73529621
With a heat streak in the province under 30+ °C, might have been anything. lightning strikes, dumb campers, Syrian terrorists...
>>73527187
Someone try and shop weedman into this
>>73529495
They at least can try to prevent the fire from spreading.
>>73527937
>>73529023
I was making a kek but are you guys serious? What the fuck how can our winters even get any worse?
>>73526898
>In 2007 they burned about a tenth of our country or something
Holy shit. That's crazy.
>>73530045
That's really neat
>>73529871
Your seriously underestimating how many trees we have. Picture Washington state. That's northern Alberta, except northern Alberta has more trees. The more southern portion is all prairie, grassland and farms~like Montana. Also, it's an oil province with a lot of oil refineries. Basically we're the most flammable place on the planet.
How to destroy a country in six months
and then there's a fire that will take months to extinguish
Justin "the national hero" Trudeau
Peace be upon him
>>73525763
Trudeau is accepting the punishment from Lord Kek. Kek demands it.
>>73526531
ROACH
>>73526599
His and Harpers fucking ass licking to us Ukrainian population was a god damn travesty. I fucking hate my fellow Polak Ukrainian Canadians. Some of the worst, History revisionist retards you can ever get.
This will help bring this loser down.
>>73525880
Include me in the screenshot please
Seriously tho it's just burning. It's fine really. What arm can it do really?
>>73528698
Lauren pls
Why wont it catch Toronto? fuck u fire
>>73525880
>my sides
keks were had
>>73525763
holy fuck is Canada still on fire? i've not even stopped in the threads these last few days because i figure "oh, it's just a fire. any civilized nation could handle this in a matter of hours"
what the hell is going on up there?
>>73530045
So, have we started the fire brother?
>>73530128
The ash blocks the sun. With out the sun the humdity gets higher. Due to the greenhouse affect. Humdity gets higher, water evaporates more. Since the sun is blocked it gets colder. Now it will snow more on an already colder winter. SO FUCK US
>>73529850
Accurate.
>>73529871
Imagine Opole Voivodeship. Imagine that province is nothing but a massive forest.
Imagine half of it is on fire.
How are you going to stop that fire.
>>73530217
Inb4 it reaches a major city
Holy shit guys anyone have a map? Can we meme fire-chan to burn down their capital or some shit?
>>73530167
>punishment
I think you're just burgerclapping burgerclap hate.
We enjoy this. This is a sacrifice to Kek.
You burgerclapping twat.
>>73529015
you're worse than the kids who voted for Obama because he was "the cool candidate"
>>73530303
They say it might burn for months
>>73527419
This. I mean, when Mexico says you need help, you might as well just kill yourselves.
If one of the refugees decided to bomb/start another fire during this crisis it would be over for weedman.
>>73530050
God dammit Russia, why?
Does your autism know no bounds?
>>73526986
>We don't need to have foriegners
Don't pretend this is Trudeau trying to keep foreiners out. He's just waiting for the Saudis to offer a helping hand.
>>73526899
Hnnnnnggg
I'd like to hedge her hog
Na'msayin
>>73530045
now you know how it feels here every summer ya fuckhead.
>>73525880
came to post this
>>73530364
Kinda makes you think...
>>73530392
this is fucking ridiculous
im going to write to my congressman concerning annexation of Canada by the United States
>>73525880
kek'd hard
>>73530156
>Your seriously underestimating how many trees we have.
Like a fuckload, I know, but It's national emergency, just get as many people and equipment possible and cut those damn trees, who knows how far fire may reach.
How the fuck are Canadians retarded enough to elect this guy and not impeach his ass for all of the retarded non-sensical decisions he's made?
I thought Americans were supposed to be the stupid ones? This guy is more worthless than Obama
