What would realistically happen if Martin Luther King Jr resurrected?
He'd come here tbqh
Probably be worshipped as Christ or something.
MLK in the Boondocks woke up from a coma.
>>73524518
He would be more based than anyone. He would despise the negro of today. He would look upon his people, and curse their existence.
Someone on /pol/ would probably make a thread about it
>>73524518
He'd have a heart attack seeing what they've done to themselves.
He didn't work hard to get the black community to end up how it is now.
He'd be pissed at what the Marxists have done to his people, and he'd condemn his people.
>>73524518
He'd join the KKK and become a white supremacist when he sees what his actions have caused.
He'd claim welfare
>>73524518
Probably would be showered with money and be forced to star in rap videos
If he refuses he will be accused of rape
>>73524518
My headcanon is that Uncle Ruckus was really MLK or Malcolm X, who IRL survived his injuries and lived on in peaceful anonymity while becoming increasingly disgusted with the path that black America chose to take...
>>73524518
Pretty much what happened in the episode, he'd be disgusted at all the NIGGAS as he put it, who spit on his legacy.
he'd get called a racist uncle tom.
Rob a liquor store
He'd probably sue the federal government for wrongful death.
>>73525112
"Don't trust those new niggers over there,
don't trust those new niggers
with their shiny nigger trigger fingers,
don't trust those new niggers...over there"
>>73524518
Honestly i think that episode was accurate portrayal of what would happen if he came back.
>>73524518
He'd probably do some nigger thing like rob a store.
>>73525441
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E
>>73525416
Dont trus them big nostrils over yonda
They suck up so much air it will make you wonda
>>73524518
He'd realise he's surrounded by Uncle Toms and off himself again.
>>73525710
It's a fucking classic.
Here, have some classic -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqV2n5h7RWs
>>73524518
A nigger would kill him and steal his shoes.
>>73524518
He would join the modern radical leftist SJW movements and whites would be even cuckier than usual. I don't think he would really care about the current state of blacks as long as the gibs and AA positions keep flowing, which he supported wholeheartedly.
>>73524730
>implying MLK wouldnt be a 100% dindu and demand reperations
>>73524518
The minute he found instagram he'd be fucking bitches left and right.
MLK would whine about whites being mean. Malcom X meanwhile would be embarrassed at the state of blacks today and would probably go join ISIS in hopes of speeding up the end of the world.
>>73525949
"Happier than a nigga with a new gun"
he would 100% capitulate to modern day niggerism and be another talking head on cable news demanding mo money fo dem programs, fostering ethnic resentment, creating ever more esoteric theories about invisible systems of white oppression and how they explain the continuing lack of black achievement, etc.
He would push to end welfare and denounce the thug culture that permeates the black community.
His vision of blacks is what blacks nowadays refer to as "Uncle Toms." Business owners, degree holders, people active in their community, ect. Not animals shouting about fictional oppression and demanding free shit.
>>73524518
It would start its own religion. He'd be black Jesus. Unless, that is, nobody believed him and thought he was just a crazy homeless person.
He would wonder why all the industry that formed the core of black communities in the postwar era have gone away.
You can't have a community without dignified labor, and the service industry is not dignified labor.
>>73524518
He'd get shot by BLM supporters for the money on his person
>>73524518
He would see his dream has been fufilled and tell black lives matter to fuck off
>>73526056
Why would he?
MLK - Probably shot or become a BLM cuck
Malcolm X - ISIS insurgency in Alabama
>>73524518
He'd get shot by a nigger for some money
>>73527170
Because he supported reparations, welfare, and affirmative action perhaps?
>>73524518
I'd lose working a paid holiday at 2 1/2 times pay.
Every year.
Stay dead, Marty.
>>73527660
MX stopped being islamic and was then gunned down by said durkas for leaving
>>73525901
This one is so much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZRAmz-NWM
He's literally a communist, he'd fucking kill himself if he saw how far right the US was
>>73528870
No he stopped being the weird nigger cult version of Islam in order to be a boring Sunni Muslim then got killed for leaving said nigger cult.
>>73525045
He is a raper I mean rapper
WE
>>73529959
WUZ
>>73530025
(Martin Luther) KINGZ
>>73530025
IMMORTAL!
>>73524518
I truly think he'd burst into tears of sorrow that after all the pain and suffering he and his people had to go through they've failed themselves in the long run.
He would be a communist who cheated on his wife and fucked prostitutes just like he was when he was alive.
>they actually fell for the "the civil rights movement was a legitimately good period in time and the people who led it would be disgusted by BLM activism today" meme
Chimps have always chimped. I don't understand how when you see how the media covers black activism today, no one is skeptical about how it was covered in the past
>>73524518
>wasting your wish
>>73524518
Probably shoot himself the moment he heard college students trying to defend why they need segregation
>>73524518
He'd hang himself within a year
>>73524518
I would like to think he would be a good guy, but his support for shitty policies that LBJ implemented don't suggest that.
Doesn't Jr imply there was a father?
>>73524518
> What would realistically happen if Martin Luther King Jr resurrected?
instantly shred al sharpton and obongo
>>73530752
I don't want that psychotic witch living anywhere on this planet.
>>73524518
He would get called an uncle tom
>>73524518
He'd get shouted down by the hordes of BLM as an oreo or uncle tom or some shit.
It's like if Jesus came back. The Catholic church would brand him a heretic and kill him.
Beat up his wife and then proceed to fuck her sister, just another tuesday for him.
>>73524518
Would get himself shot again
>>73531595
You don't have a choice!
>>73529304
Not seen that clip b4 - thanks based anon.
>>73524518
>>73524518
He'd go fuck more hookers, and bitch that we need more communism
>>73532012
Then I'll see you in eternity...
>>73532309
Is this Berserk?
Is he writing it again?
>>73532499
Last i heard Guts was off the boat
>>73532593
Fucking finally!
>>73532499
It's from Keyman. It's pretty good. Sorry about bashing your waifu; i'm just in a bad mood...
>>73524518
If he can't slide a 1.5 ton marble slab, he'll suffocate and die again.
Maybe it already happened and nobody noticed
