You can bring one dead guy form history to life
Who'd't be?
Hitler.
>>73518674
If you could poo in any loo in the world, which one would it be?
Jan Pooiynloo
>>73518674
Tesla
William Tecumseh Sherman.
t. Mexican
>>73518674
Richelieu
>>73518674
George Wallace
>>73518711
fpbp
Karl Marx
Hitler.
I don't like the guy, I just have a boatload of questions to ask him.
>>73518674
Jesus
>>73518711
>>73518738
>>73518767
>>73518820
>>73518857
GAY. Mine would be Randy Savage.
Hitler
>>73518711
>resurrect hitler
>gets put on trial for alleged ww2 atrocities
When you bring someone back to life are they still responsible for stuff they did before?
>>73518968
This.
>>73519057
Jon Snow wasn't.
>>73519057
Who would even believe that it was the real Hitler. People would just think it was a good actor or a mentally ill person and laugh at him.
>>73518674
Whoever invented indoor plumbing so I could see the look on his face when I showed him videos of Indians.
>>73518674
myself.
ooga booga booga!
*rattle* *rattle* *rattle* *rattle*
George Washington
>>73519201
That's the entire plot to Look Who's Back
>>73518674
Jesus
>>73518674
King Alfred. First we'd kick non-Anglos out of England, non Brits out of Britian then non-Europeans from Europe.
All mixed race will also die. European or bust.
>>73518711
>Hitler was responsible for 711
>>73518674
Vlad the Impaler
Trayvon Martin.
George Washington for sure. His would be a righteous voice that none could ignore.
>>73518674
him or hitler to make germany great again
my son
>>73519506
>Trayvon Martin
>St Trayvon rises from the dead!!!
>niggers rejoice
>OH LAWDY CAN KEEP A BLACK MAN DOWN
>picked up within 5 minutes on outstanding warrants
>>73518674
>>73518674
The black kid who got murdered by the cops for having a toy gun.
>>73519445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6RhH3lhkX4
Poor you this is what's gonna happen next :^)
My son.
Can we kill donald trump and bring him here?
Bring Back Nap
My grandma
>>73519635
Anon please I didn't come here for feels
>>73519635
Jesus Poland. I feel an overwhelming sadness in my belly for your loss.
>>73518674
John von Neumann
Jesus
>>73519635
Fag
>>73518674
I bring Hitler back so he can look at what Germany has become and kill himself again.
kurt kobain
Osama bin laden. He was literally hitler reincarnated. Too bad Jew jorkers got him early, otherwise he would've mass exterminated the joos.
>>73519424
*nothing appears*
>>73518674
Jesus Christ.
>>73520032
Oh, you think I meant Jesus from the bible? Kek. No, I meant Jesus as in a Mexican. It seems my wish was granted.
>>73520032
>>73520032
*tips fedora*
>>73518674
Andrew Jackson sounds like a solid choice. Picture probably not related, but you never know.
Sulla or Da Vinci
>>73520172
>. No, I meant Jesus as in a Mexican.
This guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZR58d77a4A
>>73519343
Came here to post this.
We are now Dragon Ball?
>>73520337
Bingo
>>73519635
your wife's son you mean?
Goethe.
Eve.
George Orwell.
>>73520032
>>73518674
George Washington, he would set the record straight, imagine all these leftists and communists telling Geroge Washington to fuck off and they want to take his guns. It would wake people up.
>>73518674
gandhi, so he can see the shithole he created and beg the Brits to enslave them.
>>73520619
This.
>>73518674
Honestly?
Devoid of all his power?
Hitler.
Just for fun. Just to see what happens. To see how he reacts, and how people react to him.
The Iron Hand I want to see what he can do with a modern military
>>73520032
Well played, dear sir.
*fades away like a Fri*kin' bad a**
Lenin
it's time to make USSR great again
I hope he'll purge all stalinists before he dies this time
>>73520749
*gotto autism fast*
>>73520416
>Meme magic has changed
>>73520699
>To see how he reacts
Probably like this:
anti-racist hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDeyuM0-Og
>>73518939
/thread
>>73520619
This but with MLK.
>>73519235
kek
Chris Benoit
Thomas Jefferson
>>73518674
Karl Marx for fucking everything up.
>>73518674
George Washington
>>73518674
David Foster Wallace.
I just want to see his reaction to how we watch TV today.
Franz Kafka would be interesting. Especially if we got his views on the internet, something so mysterious and large controlling us from behind the shadows seems like something he'd get a kick out of discussing.
>>73518767
/thread
>>73518674
Bismarck, obviously.
>>73519584
>Implying liberals would care about anything he'd have to say
I can see the shitty HuffPost article now "Dead racist president whitesplains to People Of Color the necessity of having a father in the home"
>>73520974
Resurrected
Still has AIDS
Dies the following year
>>73518674
Jesus, because rapture
>>73519584
They'd just him as another white racist patriarchal shitlord>>73521412
>>73521588
What movie is that from?
>>73521897
>google reverse image search
Postcards From The Edge
>>73518674
Pythagoras
>>73519798
Kondolerer
Save_Us.SuprmGntlmn
>>73518674
Martin Luther King, Jr. Just so he can see what people do now in his name.
>>73518674
My dad or Jesus
>>73521548
Naah, he has the secret medicine to keep himself alive. Money.
Sir John Harrington
>inventor of the toilet
take notes OP
Murray Rothbard. Mises would be second.
>>73522865
I to have a dead father and I'd bring him back
Marquis deSade
>>73518674
The perfect man for Trump's VP
>>73523404
But maybe if I bring back Jesus he can bring our dads back? That would be neat. I was 13 when my dad died, I'm now almost 25 and there's so much I want to talk to him about... Pretty funny, but he was an actor, and sometimes I still hear his voice when the tv shows a movie he dubbed in. Those moments are really uplifting, like as if we were in the same room.
This ugly fuck right here.
Eneas Carneiro.
>>73518767
This. Tesla's ideas were at least 50 years ahead of material engineering, which is why half of his shit didn't work properly.
If he lived today, he'd probably have several Nobel prices.
bringing Washington back would be the saddest thing imaginable
>>73524972
really?
some fucking random dude from your country?
note: never send magic lamps to Brazil
>>73518674
my father :(
>>73525569
Bring back Lincoln and show him what he did (free nigs), and didn't do (send them back to Africa)
I'd love to watch him break down in tears at being the most faggoty nigger loving president ever, then I'd shoot him again
>>73518674
Jesus and it wouldn't even take me a full second to decide
JFK
>>73525893
I want to MBGA.
>>73526156
>Jesus died for our sins
>you bring him back to life thus nullifying his sacrifice
>every single human being ever goes to hell
good job buddy
>>73518711
Fpbp
>>73523507
dude...
cesar
>>73519029
>>73518674
Prince
>>73518674
Tesla, Nietzsche or Jesus for keks
>>73518674
Lets bring back Mao Zedong to kill another 60 million communists
>>73519343
There would be another revolution.
>>73518711
/thread
>>73527541
Jesus already came back to life.
I'd do Hitler, Alexander, Genghis Khan and Augustus Caesar.
>>73519635
Dude...
>>73518674
Diogenes of Sinope
John Browning
>>73519364
What's that?
>>73518711
/thread
>>73518674
Tsar Nikolai.
>>73519473
>vlad the implier
>>73518711
/thread
But.. I kind of wish to bring back my grampa.
>>73520032
check mate christfags
>>73520265
> pic not related
Actually
Hitler
>>73521248
>What would David Foster Wallace say to the Mexicans?
>You'll never be better than the wall.
>>73518674
I like irony so I'd bring back Kurt Cobain just so he'd shoot himself again
Chocolate rambo. Not even death can corner the dorner.
>>73530710
This desu.
2pac
My father
>>73525538
> Nobel prices
Wew lad
>>73531146
I'd shoot him myself.
>>73530710
>>73531218
Only if to kill that degenerate bitch again.
>>73531546
To purge soviet leftovers and make Russia great again
Patton
>>73525569
something tells me he would kick some ass
John Kennedy
>>73520032
>because he ascended into heaven
cant rez whats already rez'd
>>73518968
So we could ridicule him for his ideas, show him the massive failure his ideals where and then finally put a bullet in his fucking head.
>>73518674
Can I save mine for when the inevitable radical leftist Jew assassinates Trump?
>>73531975
Why not let him live and suffer the consequences of his actions? Not that I'm for bringing him back. Bring back Hitler. Make fatherland great again!
>>73519635
>>73520464
Step off, bro
Muhammad. If all the Muslims knew it was him I could be some sort of second prophet and lead the Islamic conquest.
>>73518674
Jesus, that way I could be technically more powerful than God as I will have brought him back and he'd be all like "whu? wait not yet....wtf?!"
That's if you buy all that sort of thing of course, but in a world where you can bring back the dead why not believe other stuff.
>>73518711
This.
>>73532103
Bring back Hitler when trump dies.
> Hitler is back
> gets a haircut and plastic surgery
> looks fucking beautiful and not like Hitler
> run for president in the USA
> act full sjw
> lgbt, blm, women's rights, pro immigration, all that jazz
> gets elected because the Jews rigged it
> pic related
The nosepass are behind it all
> turn America into what trump wanted
> proceed to do another world war II abd holocaust and succeed because our army is already great and also bigger
> sit back and watch the chaos alongside Hitler.
Hitler we need you!!!!!!!!
>>73518674
gandhi
so he could see what you have become and weep
>>73532661
Fuck that. I'd just bring back Trump. I'd die for this man
>>73532661
The irony would be amazing. They killed "literally Hitler" , then Hitler actually comes back.
>>73518779
>t. Mexican
>American flag
You're the problem
>>73518674
I'd bring back Aristotle and show him what we've become.
Pim Fortuyn, please save us!
>>73520032
triggerd christfag replies incoming
>>73533059
how would you speak denbt?
>>73519343
>>73533446
We would teach him English using 4chan.
>>73518674
God
>>73518711
that's /thread
>>73530710
>>73518711
everyone came itt to post this
>Ctrl+F Hitler
>only 21 results
Come on /pol/, we can do better than that!
>being American and choosing anyone other than Thomas Jefferson
Fucking faggots
There are very little people worth bringing back.
Tesla. He wanted to distribute energy wireless over the earth.
If he could see our advances not imagineable what he could come up with.
>>73520175
>>73520210
>>73520580
>>73520749
Dumb Christcucks, kek. Your holy sandnigger is already alive according to your religious texts, nothing was going to appear whether you were right or wrong.
>>73518674
Cecil Rhodes.
>Just cry it out Cecil ;_;
>>73519309
get out of here mr. bones, can't spook me.
>>73531737
If not for the "soviet leftovers", you'd still be a serf, and some nobleman would be raping your mom in the stables, you tzarist cuck.
George Carlin
he is need now more than ever
>Tesla
>Jack Churchill
>Andrew Jackson
>Vlad the Impaler
>Christopher Lee
>Zero no Tsukaima author
>Nujabes
>Satoshi Kon
>Dorner
Donald Trump after the elections
hitler everytime
Bobby Kennedy
The greatest president ever
>>73518939
WOKE UP QUICK, AT ABOUT NOON
JUST THOUGHT THAT I HAD TO BE IN COMPTON SOON
This would be really interesting.
>>73518674
Tomás de Torquemada
make Spain >great again
>>73518674
plato
>http://www.hitler.org/writings/last_testament/
Pic and link related
>>73538425
came here to post this
Stalin.
>>73520032
Jesus existing is a historical fact. His divinity is what's in question fedora tipping faggot.
