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>Major parties
Liberal https://www.liberal.org.au/
Labor http://www.alp.org.au
Greens http://www.greens.org.au

>Minor parties
PUP https://www.palmerunited.com
KAP https://www.kattersaustralianparty.com.au/
FF http://www.familyfirst.org.au
CDP https://www.christiandemocraticparty.com.au/

>Based parties
LDP http://www.ldp.org.au
Ploise exploin http://www.onenation.com.au
Rise Up http://www.riseupaustraliaparty.com
ALA http://www.australianlibertyalliance.org.au
S&F http://www.shootersandfishers.org.au

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>News
http://www.abc.net.au/news/abcnews24/
General news, political updates, and live stream

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>Find out where you stand with the parties
http://www.ldp.org.au/quiz/index.html
https://www.votecompass.abc.net.au
https://www.australia.isidewith.com

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>Senate vote planning
http://www.belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Just replace wa with your State abbreviation
http://www.senate.io

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Story so far:

>Liberals: Want to lower taxes on businesses in order to encourage entrepreneurship and growth, also to inspire more businesses to hire. "Jobs and growth".
>Labor: Want to lower taxes on businesses too. Want to hand out scholarships to the Indigenous and to devote more money to Indigenous education.
>Greens: Want more renewable energies investments and are solidly keen on a carbon tax. Made it abundantly clear that they dislike Liberals.
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>>73479593
katter is a bloody wankaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>73479665
Bit rude there desu
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http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/
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>>73479586 #
>Mfw aust born asians get looked down upon by aussies
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>>73479593
according to the vote compass, i'm like 40-something percent in agreement with the greens

completely useless tool designed to make it look like you're only -just- more inclined to one party than the other
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>>73479737
>http://www.100positivepolicies.org.au/
Added to the pasta, thanks m8
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gonna stick to voting Greens until Albo kicks Shorten out
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Aussie on vacation here. Gonna vote Greens
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>>73479593
Australian Liberty Alliance manifesto:

http://australianlibertyalliance.org.au/values-and-policies/values-and-core-policies
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>>73479768
Yeah Asian Australians are ALWAYS the most beta cunts in any friend circle
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>>73479771
The important thing is that you're more in agreement with other parties
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DON'T CHINK UP THIS THREAD LIKE THE OTHER ONE.

I DON'T WANT TO READ ABOUT CHINKS

NO CHINKS ON MY AUS/POL/
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>>73479847
Added, cheers m8
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>>73479768
because you're only marginally better than chinese students

you clique the fuck up, your idea of fun is sitting inside and playing LoL all day, and your parents all have 2 investment properties.
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>>73479593
hahaha talking shit .... shit cunt
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>>73479847
>ALA

Literally ZOG the party.
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>>73479829
Aussies don't go on vacation, we go on holiday you imposter
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>>73479593
>Australia is electing another prime minister

Fuck sake.
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>>73479888
no worries m8

>>73479786
Who are the Fortitude Party?
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>>73479919
That's not the liberal party
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>>73479593
>Based parties
>LDP
>ALA
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>>73479964
I don't think Fortitude have a party.

>>73480025
ALA are a Christian-Zionist party, a vote for them is a vote for Israel.
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>>73480038
Not my opinion, just the general mood of aus/pol/
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>>73479964
TL:DR basically legends, absolute shitposter extraordinaires

Facebook: United patriots front
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>>73480094
>I don't think Fortitude have a party
This is correct m8.

full list of registered parties can be found here:

http://www.aec.gov.au/parties_and_representatives/party_registration/Registered_parties/
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>>73479792
Do you speak chinese? If you can speak chinese with them, actually fuck it, theyre just unfamiliar with you anglos so they know how to approach you. If i went to USA I'd stay away from african-americans like the plague too
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>>73480098
>>73480094
>>73480038
Who are you fellas voting for that will lower immigration and names Islam as the greatest threat to the western world?
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miss me yet?
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>>73479858

Chinks welcome
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>>73480202
Fuck off Howie you said there would not be a GST.

I would bloody shoot you but since you outlawed that sort of thing I'll settle for a little knifie spooni
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couldn't have gone to a more deserving bloke i reckon, anyone else reckon waleed is a total Sick Cunt? fuck i love watching his shit on The Project, it's basically the only way i can understand what the fuck is happening in this world
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>>73480202
>miss me yet?
I almost did miss that cunt once Gillard took over. I thought wow Howard was better at that shit than I thought at the time.
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>>73479593
>Liberals: Wants to sell Australia to china
>Labor: Wants to sell Australia to china
>Greens: Wants to sell Australia to china but might stop the red gums dying or some shit
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>>73480195
I've got Rise Up at #2 and One Nation at #6
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>>73480277
wrong pic sorry cunts
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>>73479895
STOP IT STOP IT NOW YOURE MAKING ME CRINGE.

Seriously though suppose we swapped bodies and you got to know mainlander students, you realise theyre so much more real than local aust born Chinese
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>>73480328
hate that cunt so much
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>>73480295
>Greens: Wants to sell Australia to china
I hate the Greens but I do not know that that statement is justified m8.
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>>73480328
> Muh oppression
no thanks
>>73480277
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>>73480277
>>73480328
Mustafa pls go
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>>73480195
None, there are no parties that wish to preserve the white race and Australian way of life.
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>>73480383
ayy lmao
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>>73480277
Only retards watch TV
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>>73480277
Seeing this quisling fifth column apologists plead, beg, grovel and blame after every attack is so fucking aggravating.
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h-h-how ya holding up m8s
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>>73480383
top jej m80
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>>73480438
Fuck Tones, what happened m8?
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>>73480202
No. I miss Keating, you welfare-increasing, gun-stealing cunt!
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>>73480202
No you fucking gun grabbing cuck.
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>>73479593
Proper voting procedure:

>Number every box in this order

>based minor parties
>independents
>insane minor parties
>shit minor parties
>major parties

I want both houses to be filled with so many minor parties, especially of those parties hate each other, that nothing can get done and government devolves into an eternal shitstorm.

Fuck ideological voting, let chaos reign!
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>>73480490
Peta's pussy was leeching away his life force m8.
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>>73480277
>>73480328
This cunt belongs at the end of a rope.
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>>73480372
wow that's fucking racist mate
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>>73479829

Stay in italy.
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>>73479782
>voting Greens
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>>73480490
He was good at being opposition leader and not so much as being PM
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>>73480519
Good strategy, but I'd put the major parties (except Greens) above the insane/shit parties. Lib/Lab would be better than the Sex Party or Socialist Alliance desu
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is ALA a meme party? will angry be a senator?
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k fellas i went down to the servo to grab a toad with horse and there was a drongo with a goonsack dribling down the side of his pants so I go mate ya losing your goon and he stumbles back and stares at me like a roo caught fucking a wombat, fucking Wooloomoolloo's gone downhill mate
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>>73480328

He should stick his Logie up his butt
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>>73480649
ALA is a zionist party.
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>>73480649
A needed meme-party. Nationalism must rise.
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>>73480649
Preferential voting mate, they won't win a single seat
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>>73480202
>miss me yet?

No.

http://www.s(fuckingfilters)mh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/hey-big-spender-howard-the-king-of-the-loose-purse-strings-20130110-2cj32.html

>The International Monetary Fund examined 200 years of government financial records across 55 leading economies.

It identifies only two periods of Australian "fiscal profligacy" in recent years, both during John Howard's term in office - in 2003 at the start of the mining boom and during his final years in office between 2005 and 2007.

http://www.imf.org/external/pubs/ft/wp/2013/wp1305.pdf
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>>73480502
>>73480513

>b-b-but how can i fulfill my power fantasy and be a true blue aussie bushranger (just like my distant relative ned kelly!) without muh guns?
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>>73479593
>greens
>major
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>>73480379
Fiscal controls preventing foreigners buying Australian businesses/land is racis didn't ya know?
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>>73480729
>>73480729
>Nationalism must rise.
Not kosher Nationalism m8. We'd be better off dead than tools of the Jew through ALA.
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Shiieet
First time federal voter here (voted for last state election), grew up in Newcastle my whole life and wanted some advice on who I should vote for. Dad is pretty libby where as mum is more labby. Sick of being shoved green shit down my throat though by people who live up here
Any good suggestions who to vote for that isnt greens?
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You guys should vote for a party which will let more shitskins into your country easily
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>>73480805
>assaults go up
>stabbings up
>chart you posted includes gun suicides.
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>>73480818
Got 11% in the last election, have the seat of Melbourne CBD, and have quite a lot of media exposure. They're basically major, as much as I hate them.
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>>73480328
ISIS apologist
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>>73480805
>graph clearly slows that gun crime was steadily decreasing before the ban and that the rate of decline actually slowed
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>>73480891
Take the quizzes in the OP to see where you stand m8
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>>73480621
What is greater punishment than being forced to sit in a room for hours on end listening to an insane minor party representative spout nonsense as they block the laws your jew masters want installed.

Being locked in a room for hours with a Green party rep is suffering defined. Then you have to negotiate policy with them. Its what made Labour so shit.
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>>73479782
Albo is just as big a twat
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>>73480892
MOHAMMETANS OUT
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>>73480805
Why would you post a graph showing that the NFA did jack shit while also supporting it?

Are hoplophobes really this retarded?

Anyway, I own three guns.
Come and get them you cuck.
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>>73480892
Suck my dick Mohammad
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>>73479593
>Rise Up http://www.riseupaustraliaparty.com
Someone tell these cunts to get a better website.
It's absolute dogshit m8
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>>73480985
I can really see where you're coming from, and it certainly makes sense as a big 'fuck you', but I'm just terrified of what would happen if the Sex Party of the Trendy Uni Student Alliance got some power in the senate. It's best to block them with the major parties imo.
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>>73481091
Tell them to get some better policies first.
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>>73480805
>libs think it was gun control that has stopped the massacres and not the ultra-tight no tolerance border security

I meet people that want wide open borders along with high minimum wage and gun control. How the fuck do they function.
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>>73481091
It doesn't even work for me.
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>>73481091

its not that bad m8
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>>73480557
this m8
did u forget that we're full?
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>>73481239
It may take a minute to load, or try simply accessing the site through Google.
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>>73481204
But we still have mass murders?
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>>73481294
It's not that great either m8
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>coming election means I'm gonna have to deal with idiots on social media telling me why voting for the Greens is a great idea
It's already happening. I wonder how long I'll be able to hold of on calling them idiots
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>>73480891
Mate, for most voters, the vote won't do shit.

Take a look at your electorate. Find out the percentage it was won by in the last election. If it is held by more than 3% then it's unlikely to change hands, especially if it is held by the ALP. The Liberals will be losing seats in this election, it's a question of how much it will lose. Only marginal seats held by the Liberals (with margins less than 3%) will decide the outcome.

In the 2013 election, it was a big result for the Liberals, because people really wanted the ALP voted out, but the Liberals only got a swing of 3.61%. This year the swing should be less than that.

You can give your first preference vote to anyone you like and they will get a small amount of cash funds for every first preference vote. Choose a red-pilled party like Family First or maybe LDP. I'm not saying these parties are amazing, ultimately all politicians are lying bastards, but these parties have a policy platform of wanting to balance the budget, which is critical to do.

In the upper-house, again, votes don't matter much. The ALP and Liberals are basically guaranteed there 4 senators each. You see, most Australians vote the same in every election and don't give it a second thought. This is a double dissolution though, there will be more minor parties elected into the senate than normal.

Try to pick a redpilled party to preference in the senate. But unless they can form a voting block, they won't be able to have much consequence. We have one LDP and one FF senator now and the national debt is still hitting $500 billion with no chance of slowing down.
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>>73481403
>?
Nice passive-aggressive question mark m8. You remind me of my ex gf.
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>>73479593
just draw dicks and swastikas on ballot, is obviously best thing to do
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>>73481403
I mean school shootings and the like, Muslim extremism is kept to lone operators not groups of organized fighters you see in Paris and Brussels (and soon all of europe).
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>>73480805

http://c8.nrostatic.com/sites/default/files/Lee%20and%20Suardi%202008.pdf

>“There is little evidence to suggest that [the Australian mandatory gun-buyback program] had any significant effects on firearm homicides.”

>“Although gun buybacks appear to be a logical and sensible policy that helps to placate the public’s fears,” the reported continued, “the evidence so far suggests that in the Australian context, the high expenditure incurred to fund the 1996 gun buyback has not translated into any tangible reductions in terms of firearm deaths.”

http://c3.nrostatic.com/sites/default/files/Baker%20and%20McPhedran%202007.pdf

>Mass murders in Dunblane, United Kingdom, and Port Arthur, Australia, provoked rapid responses from the governments of both countries. Major change s to Australian laws resulted in a controversial buy-back of longarms and tighter legislation. The Australian situation enables evaluation of the effect of a national buy-back, accompanied by tightened legislation in a country with relatively secure borders. AutoRegressive Integrated Moving Ave rage (ARIMA) was used to predict future values of the time series for homicide, suicide and accidental death before and after the 1996 National Firearms Agreement (NFA). When compare d with observed values, firearm suicide was the only parameter the NFA may have influenced, although societal factors could also have influenced observed changes. The findings have profound implications for future firearm legislation policy direction.

>pic related

In conclusion, kill yourself.
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>>73481514
But we still have those too?

>>73481503
?
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>>73479593

I NEED A TLDR ON THIS MAN RIGHT HERE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_zYZBDmls
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>>73481623
He's literally this pic.
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>>73481102
>I'm just terrified of what would happen if the Sex Party of the Trendy Uni Student Alliance got some power in the senate

They would start fucking with normal people and influencing policy with their insanity. It would be a massive wake up for the common pleb to the marxist insanity they spew.

The best way to fight these people is putting a spotlight on them then mocking them relentlessly.
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>>73481623
Leftie stooge that tries to act country.
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>>73481623
Australian nationalism
Economic nationalism
Left wing nationalism
Social conservatism
Protectionism
Agrarianism

Pretty based, all in all
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>>73481734
He is weak on the abo and boat questions tho m80.
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>>73481690

Yes the lad seems fucking epic!!

>>73481734

He'd get my vote m8!
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>>73481692
Makes sense and it would ultimately be a good thing, but I guess I'm just a bit more conservative/cautious than you.
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Katter is a protectionist so don't vote for him.

He is the sort of person that thinks paying $50 billion for custom, Australian-built submarines is a good idea when better submarines could be bought for half as much if built overseas to existing designs.
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>>73481775
Most parties are weak on the boats, and I don't care about the Abos.

>>73481781
Noice!
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>>73479593
>http://www.belowtheline.org.au/state/wa.html
Why are senators such as Bob Day, Ricky Muir and David Lleyonhjelm not listed as current senators in their respective states?
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>>73481690

Is that who the pic is made after ?

He literally looks like him..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOnJPTneojQ

This guy seems pretty based.

Love that he's for the farmers.
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how many of you cunts are on the authoritative australian memes page>
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>>73481975
>I don't care about the Abos
No-one sensible does m8, but Katter does and that was my point.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfDtrxVt13Q


THIS GUY IS FUCKING BASED!
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>>73481987
Yes it's literally him.
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>>73481976
It is still set for last election m8.

They will update once nominations are closed for this one. Will be a few weeks.
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>>73481911

I take this approach with most politics. When people say "this person getting power would be the worst possible thing" I respond by supposing that if they got in it would be an excellent demonstration of their ideological flaws.

The result is never as bad as the rhetoric predicts (or as good as supporters assure).
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>>73481976
They are, aren't they? I just checked, Bob Day is in SA, Muir in Vic, and Leyonhjelm in NSW. Is this not correct?

>>73482105
Oh, I meant that I don't care what happens to them: they get coddled, starved, neglected, pandered to, etc... I really don't care any which way.
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Katter's party seems based.
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>>73482071
I'd like that page or whatever if I were on Farcebook, seems based.
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>>73480946
Dont even know how to read this thing but heres my results
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>>73482113
people will probably have a rant about the 'black fulla brothers' bit but honestly Katter is based
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>>73481692
The Sex Party aren't especially communistic. At least they support some personal liberties.
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>>73482291

He's for guns as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hggo8mmLIUA

I'm sold on this man!

Fucking legend!
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>>73482207
You are right, but I think >>73482185
might be right about why it's all fucked up.
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>>73482286
Seem a bit more Labby at this point, try the other quizzes m8
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>>73482369
Gotcha
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>It's an "Aus/pol/ discovers that it supports the Greens" episode
https://votecompass.abc.net.au/
http://australia.isidewith.com/
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>>73480654
>This post is why I despise this cuntry
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>>73482623
kek
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>>73482623
This is true, but the LNP are also cunts.
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>>73479593
You forgot Nick Xenophon's party. He's going to be a much bigger force at this election than any of the minor parties you've listed
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>>73481932
*Tips Fedora*
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CANT
OVERWHELM
THE
LEYONHJELM
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>>73482790
Added, cheers m8
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>>73482623
Hahaha is that the Herald Sun or something?
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>>73482932
Good thread m8 thx!
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>>73482998
No worries m8, just helpin out my bros
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>>73479593
Lol greens major party
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aren't these guys christfags? kek
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>>73482623
Well I think we know who Rupes is endorsing this year.
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>>73483272
>tips fedora
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>>73483272
FF are pretty fucking based. I'd vote for them after LDP and I'm atheist.
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>>73482970

daily telegraph
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>>73483340
I actually do like the idea of having a faith and enjoy reading the Bible (mostly new testament and psalms) but I can't into organised religion
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>>73483272

they are, but bob day is former IPA.
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hi aussie dogs heard you being racist again?

come to bankstown. i'll fuck youse all up
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>>73483540
That's okay m8, I was just trying to rustle some jimmies.
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>>73483607
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>>73483607
Come down to Cronulla train station and say that to my face.
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>>73482381
Different result now

Small blog post here family:
It be nice if we had less media hounding on all pollies, as I just discussed this with a family member, that the media always attacks the leader of every party to sway the vote; Rudd and Gillard bombed to death to lead Abbott (he was being highlighted in the media at the time) to victory, only to betray him and call him Sexist etc.
Frustrating at best. I also remember reading in one of our papers about this incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA1S0KQD2W8
In our paper it said that the woman was violently attacked with spray after being groped for no reason, where as clearly in the video she punches the man after getting in his face
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>>73483607
Why, of-of course not my islamic friend!
#illridewithyou
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>>73483272
Not officially, but basically yes. They're pretty based though, to be fair.
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>>73482345
I agree. I can see how people take issue with some of their policies but their drug law reforms are based.
Even with Australia's meth problem nobody besides the Sex Party speaks out loudly about putting more money into rehabilitation services. A family friend was telling me recently about how 2 years ago they had to literally pick up their daughter (who was a chronic meth addict) off the streets and take her home. When they looked into rehabilitation, it was a 6 month wait to get booked into a clinic here in Perth. That wait time has since increased. The sex party will not be choosing our refugee policy but they will be making noise about the smaller things such as drug law reform in the senate, so in my book they're worth a vote.

Also they oppose Religious Institutions having tax exempt status purely for promoting religion, which I fully fucking agree with
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>>73483887
I don't know what it is about your results, but it seems you're a mix of both Lib and Lab. Could you take the ISideWith quiz?
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ayy
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what to do....
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>>73484221
Vote LDP
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Another election-related toy play with:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/calculator/
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>>73484304
toy to play with*
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>>73484221
Vote Katter
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>>73484304
Added, cheers lad
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>>73480582
he was fuckin fine as pm but all the whingey dog cunts had to fuck it up.
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is LEYONHJELM at the top of the ballot in NSW this year?

that's what it says on this website:
http://www.belowtheline.org.au/viewer/nsw

If he is he might have a shot at reelection.
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This election = Same shit, different old people.

This is also your threadly reminder, that no matter who wins this election - everyone loses
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>>73484562
>Prince Phillip deserved a knighthood (demotion)
>Captain's calls are democratic
He was a meme m8
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>>73484689
Ahahahaha, the LNP are going to be so mad
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>>73484689
That's from the last election.
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>>73482071
Muh negga
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>>73484793
Better fuckin meme than that little pussy turnbull. The cunt exudes weakness.
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Family First for the real white men
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>>73484109
And another mixed result
Im giving up on this shit, from Labor to Near Lib to Greens.
Im looking for a party thats tough on Immigration, puts Australias need before others, decrease the amount of debt we are in & nukes Melbourne from orbit. Is it that hard to find a party I like?
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Feel like we should meme magic FF into winning lads
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>>73485437
This, we need to meme the Famalam party
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>>73485401
Just vote LDP, I don't even give a fuck what your opinions are.
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>>73485437
Not based Katter
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>>73485401
Your post makes you sound like you're from QLD, but your pic results make you look like a Melbournian.
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>>73480277
>>73480328
Still love the time Jared Taylor butt-blasted the hell out of him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQGIghJr8no
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>>73485401
Yeah. You'll have to look into a minor party. There's no quiz for that, you'll just have to research it for yourself. Sorry m8, best of luck.
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>>73485569
LDP is literally "Just fuck my shit up" the party.
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>>73485401
2 out of 3 is the best you can do there. Melbourne is always going to be a shithole.

>>73485573
isidewith isn't the best since it will make partial matches the same as true matches.
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>>73485437
Either them or Based Katter.

Or it could be a syndicated Great Memeing: Katter in QLD, NSW, and NT; FF in all other States and territories.
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>>73485678
i might vote LDP if they got some candidates that weren't mongs
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>>73485742
You have to be a mong to be a lolbertarian.
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>>73485401
Try Family First, Rise Up Australia, Australian Liberty Alliance or One Nation. At least one of them should have most of what you're after.
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>>73485738
No one votes for katter outside of qld though
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>>73485738
Do you really think Katter would do any good in NSW though? he's exclusively a Queenslander type of guy.
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>>73485792
Can confirm. I went to an LDP meeting, and everyone there was autismal as fuck.
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>>73485873
holy shit
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Reminder that if you want the Adler banned you are a cuck
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How's it feel knowing whether or not Donald Trump's hair is real or what's the password on Hillary's email account aren't more important political questions than Australian elections?
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>>73485927
Yeah i dunno why lefties are so butthurt about a lever action shotgun, they have been around forever.
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>>73485927
Reminder that if you don't want Cat A/B/C/D merged down into Cat A you're a cuck
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>>73479858
>NZ not a sheep-man hybrid on a leash.
0/10
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more aussie me-me's
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>>73485835
In that case, Katter for QLD and CDP for NSW.
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>>73485927
Guns hurt people, particularly Aboriginals
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>>73485868
Fixed here
>>73486034
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>>73485997
I think semi auto rifles should be put into Cat A and B.
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>>73486053
Are you implying that's bad or?
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>>73486098
We have a social debnt to the Aboriginal people to not shoot them
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>>73485974
Feels good, irrelevancy is comfy
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>>73486053
That's because they aim the gun at their face.
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Am I literally Hitler?

https://votecompass.abc.net.au
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praise australia and it's never ending meme supply
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>>73486201
No, because you liek malcolm
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>>73486218
I swear he's dead
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memories
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>>73486262
I swear he was terminal like 3 years ago.
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Does FF have the best border policy?
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>>73486236
Not completely, but he is the best for this point in time. We can't be electing Greens or Labor while the immigration world war is in progress
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>>73486218
what's the story with the red rooster and the cheez tv boys?

fuck i could go some red rooster rn
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>Based parties

More like LNP preference whispering parties.

All those parties basically exist to send preferences to the LNP or the LDP and the LDP is just a front group for big tobacco anyway.
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>>73486201
>fiscally center, socially conservative

Nigger tier, it's all about the fucking money.
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>>73486346
dont fucking ask me im just posting memes you faggot
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>>73486394
ur one cheeky cunt m8
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>>73486351
>I don't know how preferences work
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>>73486302
Let's mememurder Derryn Hinch before the election
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Kek
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>>73483272
I know Bob Day personally

Family First IS a hand-waving evangelical party, but Bob Day IS NOT a bible thumping fundie. He's there because it's the most viable low-tax economically right party in South Australia - his personal bookshelf is full of Mises, not Ken Ham or whatever
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>>73486450
4u
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wallah cuz im voting for the australian muslim party

vote for sharia or else wallah ill bash you cuz
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>>73486617
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>>73486304
They have a pretty strong policy on borders. They're flat out against people smuggling and boat people.
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>>73486453
I know how preferences work and those parties send their preferences too the LNP. Ever heard of "preference" whispering? The far-right have been using it for decades with fake as shit micro parties to send preferences to the Liberals. Even the "Animal Justice Party" preferences the Liberals.

>Vote below the line.

Not historically reasonable for people who live in places like NSW or whatever who have 1000000000 LNP front group microparties. While this is sort of fixed now, the new preference system is still fucked and makes your vote essentially worthless if the party you vote for doesn't make it.
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Is there qanda tonight?
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>>73486565
I only use meme-magic for good, sorry m8.

>>73486586
What's he like? He seems like a lovely guy.
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>>73479593
>Rise Up
>run by a Sri Lankan creationist who claims to have resurrected the dead
>"based"
Maybe if you're a complete fucking idiot.

Hopefully Leyonhjelm gets in again. He confused the fuck out of the normies by managing to be further right than Family First and further left than the Greens at the same time.
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>>73486930
Check the policies, not the person. And it's not even my opinion, I'm just going by the general feel of aus/pol/.
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>>73486201
Hitler would have gassed Turnbull, not given him 70% approval m8.
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>Pretty much a flat 60% siding with parties in that yank quiz

I will have to delve deeper.

>>73486346
I'm gonna get some in an hour or so, they deliver and I've never gotten sick from them out of all the junk food joints.
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who /muhNBN/ here
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>>73487059
> he think govment can built internet
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>>73482071
>That image

FUCKING KEK.

Waleed Aly is legitimately the smartest person in Australian media by light years, no one is even fucking comparable.

>Why he's on a mainstream 7pm satire program rather than a reputable news program.

Yeah, it's not like Aly also hosts several shows on Radio National interviewing and debating international geopolitical experts, philosophers, political science professors, Pentagon specialists etc etc

I love how much Aly BTFO's the right wing here in Australia, it's hilarious.
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>>73487010
Policies can only be trusted as far as the person pushing them.
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>>73487144
You're probably right, I dunno, I didn't take PolSci in uni.
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CATHY MCGOWAN
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>>73487123
>Pentagon specialists
Specialist is a pretty low rank m8.
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>>73487214
>People will actually vote for Sophie Miralella
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>>73487214
Why do Greek Women turn into trolls when they turn 37?
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>>73486770
He's a very passionate guy, always nice to have a chat with him

Rikki Lambert is planned successor is okay too, but he's a bit too Jesus-ey for me
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>>73487373
He has a bit of a dodgy business reputation m8.
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>>73486201

I got the same, anon.
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>>73487323
Someone has been, for a while
>>73487366 yeah dunno
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>>73487373
I see him around and in media, especially during elections (Adelaide here), he has always struck as a really nice, well-meaning, and (as you said) passionate guy. I don't know much about Lambert, but if he has conservative social views and upkeeps Day's economic/fiscal ideals, he's alright with me.
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>>73487115
They've done a better job than the private sector.
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>>73487978
Not really tho
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>>73487978
They've literally banned the private sector from doing anything.
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Lads how can I troll my "environmentally conscious", dyed-in-the-wool leftie cuckbournian housemate? She was literally in tears on budget night
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guys tell me who of them gonna fight for white population of Australia and save white people? Who is against-churka-muslims there?
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>>73488217
When Telstra was privatised it did not even continue maintenance of new copper lines.
They can not be trusted with fibre.
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>>73488562
Rape her m8.
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>>73488630
PLOISE EXPLOIN party.
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>>73488562
Don't bully people for their political beliefs
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