Starts in 5 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
FINALS TODAY. I'M READY.
Russia stronk
Taking longer to get started today it seems.
>>73475963
It's a big day.
>>73476016
Shame it's on a Monday, might be less /pol/acks watching today.
should i go there and chimp out?
>>73476117
Yeah but what can you do
/int/ and /sp/ have thread, it's also pretty early so activity is sort of minimal
Friendly reminder the Dutch never showed up for battle.
>>73476199
And make Czech look bad?
>>73476319
i can pull out my dick if you like
Holy shit Russia
>USA
desu if there was any of these threads I thought would be active I'd have thought it'd be the /pol/ one
Monday, people work...
Still watching on the side :)
>>73476879
I guess a lot of people on /pol/ have jobs, thread might archive before hitting bump limit.
>>73477014
wagecucks don't know what they're missing
The Ukraine/Russia monopoly on 5 vs 5 also doesn't help making it interesting.
>>73476984
Those big guys are pretty intimidating to be quite honest with you lads.
>>73477067
Gonna keep the /int/ and /sp/ threads open as well.
>>73475264
>ukrainian
no such qt
>>73477234
To each their own.
I think many people enjoyed it this year, I think next edition will be much bigger :D
>>73477101
At least they actually fight with spirit.
All the shitty non-slav teams always just grab the fence and try to grapple each other.
Ukraine 1,2,3 and Russia 1,2,3 are undoubtedly the best.
>>73477195
same tbqhwyf
>>73475264
did israel have a team this year?
>>73477576
Yes
>>73477576
Yeah and they kicked Germany's shit in
>>73477576
A pretty good team too.
They've got some seriously big guys
When are teh based americans fighiting?
>>73477649
With russian surnames.
>>73477659
Well one of you Burgers just pulled out of a final
>>73477672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Russia
Volume seem a bit low to anyone today?
>mfw my team does the Haka only to get their shit pushed in
>Mexican knights
top kek
>>73477803
when is germany gonna fight?
>>73477924
They're already out of the tournament.
Got rekt by the jews.
>>73477760
It was pretty embarrassing desu. They came out doing their Haka and you just knew they were going to get their shit kicked in
>>73477424
Its kind of shameful tbqhwy. You would think these dudes would want to come and fight well, not just hump eachother.
Basically, why the fuck do these guys come to a competition and half ass it?
>>73477953
cant make this shit up..
>>73477953
Can I have a link? I need it for purposes.
Wait... I'm unfamiliar with this event.
You mean to tell me there's a place where you can actually go and attack Jews with medieval weapons and everybody's okay with this?
OMG, it's like heaven
>>73478062
this is all i saved
>>73477991
I think it's just a difference in fighting background.
Lots of westerner fighters come from backgrounds in MMA, Judo, and other grappling styles.
Whereas the slavs come from backgrounds in street boxing and football hooliganism.
>>73478077
If you have a team and Israel has a team then yes, you can beat up jews with medieval weapons.
Stream with chat
Bretty good dot com
>>73478214
>Whereas the slavs come from backgrounds in street boxing and football hooliganism.
Made me laugh way too hard.
>>73478077
Except the Jews are actually good at this sport and will kick your ass.
>>73476984
BIG. STRONG. AMERICANS
>>73478183
I expected the German team to be all Turks, niggers and Arabs desu. Surprised to see so many German whites in one place.
get in these stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hw1BFHZzkg
>>73476984
>Burger King and Sir McDonald the Vast set out on the quest for the Diet Coke
>>73478487
I doubt Turks, niggers and Arabs care much about Medieval European History, other than the parts where they invaded Europe.
>>73478487
Medieval reenactments and related activites are white people domain, shitskins don't do that
>>73478658
It is time for an affirmative action!
great final
>>73475264
faggots i do what i want
>>73478658
>white people domain
Yet somehow there are three Russian teams in the finals.
>>73478783
You aren't shitskins, are you?
>>73478755
>be polite
Why do we need a chatroom then?
>>73478421
My lust for revenge will help me destroy them.
1 dead already!
Great fight
How do they avoid a blade in the visor?
This is insane! I love it!
>>73478830
We weren't once, before the Mongols came.
>>73479157
No thrust with weapons allowed
Only shield thrusting
SECOND DEAD UKIE
kek, at this rate the ukrainians will get killed before the competition ends
Breaking news: Russians are playing foul again.
ukrainians BTFO
>>73479279
also did poland lost?
How did they die? I never saw the strike that did it for either guy
>>73479194
That's pretty laughably inadequate, and it'd be easy for a blade to get in by accident given the gaps in some of those visors, but clearly they're okay with the risk, so rock on. :D
>>73479317
Poland kicked our shit in but since this is the finals you've been eliminated by now. Russia and Ukraine are too strong
>>73479317
Worst of all, to Russia.
A marshal just scratched his balls lol
>>73479179
Well, fingols are considered white. Mexicans too.
RUSKIES GOT REKT
Holy shit. That 3 on 1 beatdown
BASED UKRAINE
Ukraine getting their retribution
>>73479351
Russians have the best team, no dishonor in that. And we always seem to fight Ukrainians or Russians. I wish for once we got to fight Germany
>>73479179
yeah like 1600 years ago
vaegir scum i stand with the NORDS
AMAZING FIGHT
>>73479561
>>73479615
Red Bandanna Man is a fuckin G
The world Unstick a Ukrainian from the List championship
this looks real fun
pykkn stronk
lol that cheap kick at the end
Putting my money on Ukraine.
Is there some sort of list of teams still in it somewhere?
An event schedule?
A ranking?
>>73479885
I'm going with Russia.
This time they brought axes
>>73479731
It looks like a blast. I had a great time playing football when I was younger because it always felt like battle to my LOTR-teenage mind, but this looks like so much more fun.
>>73479949
>keep hacking even after the dude has yield
>almost accidentally decapitate the marshal
God damn it Pier calm down
3rd dead ukie
>>73480112
Bloodlust is a hell of a drug
Skulls for the skull throne, after all.
Go Russians!!! Fuck the hohols
Seems dangerous to wear a helmet with such big gaps at the front, almost looked like the axe was gonna go through.
>>73480444
I thought it did go through at one point and I noticed he started hitting him with the flat side after that
Is the Ukrainian team that beat one of the Russian teams gonna fight against another Russian team or is it over?
>>73480444
>Not stopping axes with your face
Non-slav detected
>>73480444
Also, it looks like they didn't have any armor on the back of the leg. What are the rules on leg shots, I wonder? These guys get pretty brutal.
>>73480566
They will fight
>>73480444
I thought the same o_0
Nice trips u__u
>>73479715
Red Bandanna is that wildcard, always stirring the pot, rapidly maneuvering for those critical hits. He is Alexander the Great. He is Napoleon. He's a manlet god.
>>73480566
Have to fight for 4th 5th 6th place
>>73480597
Legs shots are allowed, just not to the back of the knee.
>>73480409
>masking your face
>leaving your irises uncovered
jesus christ you are thick
So what's the format now? There were 6 teams left today, correct?
>>73475264
Wow ESPN is losing money because they don't broadcast badass alt-sports like this.
>>73480661
What's the matter aussie
>>73480597
Groin shots are probably banned by default and it looks like anything else goes until the match is called (fighter got a warning for a late kick). There is probably an unwritten etiquette among the fighters.
>>73480721
Russians are fucking savage, holy shit.
>>73480657
I could easily see the knee giving way from side pressure the way these guys go at it. And any downward strike on a bent knee, or a forward kick to a straight knee. Armor's not going to help much with any of that.
>>73480717
right now there willl be two fights for the 4th, 5th, and 6th places. There are three teams, one Russian and two Ukrainians, but the hohols decided not to fight each other. So Russia will have to consequently defeat both Ukrainian teams to get the 4th place, which is unlikely to happen.
>>73480918
>russia not defeating ukraine
pls
>>73477847
Another manlet god. Are manlets just superior knights? Is it because they have stamina and lower center of gravity?
>>73480918
Who got 1st, 2nd, 3rd?
>>73480918
What about the first 3 spots?
>>73480721
That could have ended badly, fuck.
>>73480918
I don't get it. Ukraine refuses to fight so they get 4th place and Russia has to settle for 5th and 6th? Is that what you're saying? How does this work?
>>73481015
>>73481019
Russia 1st and 2nd.
Ukraine 3rd.
>>73480958
Come on, the team that will be fighting now has already lost to the Ukrainian team that went for the Grand Finals.
>>73481019
They will be after that: there are two Russian teams and one Ukrainian. Idk if the Russian teams also decide not to fight each other.
This is fantastic today
>>73481061
No, there had to be three fights between the three participating teams. But since Ukrainians decided not to fight each other, the victory in their fight automatically went to Ukraine 2, as was agreed between them.
>>73480721
Jesus he got that thing wedged between the grating of the dude's helmet pretty fucking close to his face. Little risky there.
>oh thats a big takedown there
>oh thats a big takedown there
>big pressure
>oh thats a big takedown
>strong hits there
>oh thats a big takedown there
>>73480973
>Are manlets just superior knights?
Obviously we are, and better watch your back cuz we comin for you, lanklet genocide is near
from yesterday
>>73481278
You mean "better watch your shins"
>free roam wrestling with some fake swords
They should just ditch the armor and make it more Greek.
>>73481303
I'm laughing my dick off at that filename
>>73481330
>>73481303
Oh fuck that was hilarious
>>73481069
i told you cuck GO RUSSIA
>>73481330
It is all laugh and jokes until you get headbutted in the balls
>>73476984
>those leaf tabards
>>73481466
TOP KEK
>>73481330
WAIT TILL I CRUSH YOUR LEGS FILTHY LANKLET, WE'LL SEE WHO'LL BE LAUGHING THEN
>>73481266
leave commentator man alone he's a good lad and dindu nuffin
Jesus fucking christ that guy needs to work on his cardio and breathing
>>73481303
Good plan, bad execution.
>>73481559
nigga this is tiring as shit
That heavy armour, grueling takedown defending and the heat
>>73481303
Whose ass is Russia kicking here?
>>73481641
spain
>>73481641
Spain
I never knew of this! How long will it go for and is Germany still in it?
>>73481610
That's why I'm saying these manlets are beastmode in this sport.
I'm waiting to see a flying knee strike and a perfectly executed Sode Tsurikomi Goshi
>>73481701
Last day today I think, you missed a whole weekend of medieval brawls and slav athletics.
>>73481610
Yea, I take it back actually. I go to this paintball d-day recreation every year in the middle of the summer, and just my gear and mask can make things stifling as fuck
>>73481701
It's almost over and Germany got rekt a long time ago.
By Israel, too.
>>73481701
Germany got kicked out by—you wouldn't believe it—Israel.
I'm putting this on my calendar for next year. Every fucking sports bar should be showing this dammit.
OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER HEART OF THIS????????????????
>>73481707
Ehh not really.
Larger is almost always better. Except against Russians.
>those poor lads that have missed everything so far
It's really a damn shame, there's been some good bants and some top action
>>73481751
yeah it would be roasting wearing this
>>73481881
Because you're a burger
>>73475264
I remember posting this shit last year, and nobody cared,
this year we've had multiple watch live with /pol/ threads
what happened
Who is still in 21 v. 21 buhurts btw? Well, except Russia and Ukraine, naturally, they're a given.
>>73481962
It's also being posted on /sp/, /int/ and someone mentioned /tv/ as well
russia vs ukraine?
lmao
>>73481610
>>73481707
>>73481893
You niggas keep talking about size
It is not about size, it is a about weight
Dwarfmode manlets (broad shoulders, heavy build) can be pretty formidable
>>73481962
did you post webms? the webms are entertaining as fuck, i was immediately hooked with one click
Russians are tired from the last fight, Ukrainians are fresh.
>>73481935
You have no idea. People get so fucking dressed up and bring wooden homemade tiger tanks. Last year I saw an paintball gun built into an old MG42. People who have been doing it for years almost all play the german side.
And we always whoop dat ass
>>73482109
nah best I had was pics and youtube links,
It was a short thread, nothing like what we have this year
>>73482099
It's going to be like that for the rest of the tournament. Well, that's except the two Russian teams in the Grand Finals decide to fight each other.
>>73481881
I only heard about this 2 days ago.
>>73481818
Yeah i have never been this entertained by a sport before.
>>73482109
Red Bandanna bro is back with a vengeance
he's a big guy
>>73478580
Kek
>sword's not working, bring the axe
UKRAINE!
Ok so what happens now? Seems like each team has 1 win, since Ukraine 3 conceded to Ukraine 2.
TOP STUFF
>>73482476
I am more of mace guy desu
>>73482476
>>73482565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tbwJl5gn58
Is this for the medal positions now?
>>73482618
FUCK I missed all the big battles?
>>73482618
>>73482565
jesus, fucking brutal.
>>73482733
There are more 21v21 battles today
>>73482819
I work night shift, so I usually sleep during the day. But not today it would seem.
Thanks for the info anon
>>73482290
I'm fucking chanting "MVP, MVP, MVP!"
>>73482947
Here's the schedule it's in Prague time
>that charge
Wait so they smack the shit out of each other, it's not just roleplaying... this shit actually hurts?
>>73482994
Wtf image didn't upload
Ukraine:
>We need more red helmet guys!
What an awful, degenerate shitshow. This isnt medieval fighting, or martial arts, or even martial anything. Its a bunch of fat asses shoving each other around until somebody falls. They would all do a thousand times better if they just discarded the "weapons" and went judo on each other.
I cant believe you guys watch this shit.
Classical fencer reporting in.
>>73483044
Serious injuries happen all the time.
>>73483044
should have seen the interviews yesterday lots of dudes were bleeding from the face
>>73482986
And it doesn't hurt that he's got the coolest helmet
>>73483044
Yeah. It's a serious combat sport, not roleplaying or reenactment shit.
Did they say anything about that argentinian who got his neck/back broken?
>>73483085
>Being this autistic about things he knows nothing about
>Fencing
Top fucking kek
>>73483121
Not it isnt. This is garbage tier reenactment. If it were a combat sport they would be engaging in combat and not slamming into each other like mating bison. There is absolutely nothing martial about this. Its a bunch of idiots too stupid to even meet the generous standards of the SCA.
>>73483156
He's ok. Just having trouble moving one of his arms.
>>73482618
dat kick to the solar plexus was fucking badass. axe vs axe was badass. i love it. i'm guessing these guys don't get paid for this
>>73481881
source of anime?
>>73483156
i dont remember the filename but i think its this one
>>73483121
>>73483094
>>73483087
cant people lose their limbs?
I see them smack each other shins and shit, the back of their knees are not shielded
>>73483278
Strikes to the back of the knee are illegal.
>>73483161
Consider it a patrician's contempt for plebs. I practice the actual martial arts that these faggots are pretending they are doing.
At least reenactors have enough dignity to pretend that they are using real weapons. These morons are just flailing around until they fall.
I am legitimately shocked that you people find this interesting.
>>73483218
Take your butthurt McDojo bullshit elsewhere m8, no one gives a shit
> that one fucking russian
>>73483278
The weapons are blunt.
>>73483335
>mcdojo
>"these untrained fatasses are the real deal"
Sure thing Dux.
>>73483218
that's partly what makes it entertaining, faggot.
>>73483085
>Classical fencer
stopped reading there
>>73483334
nobody is forcing you to watch this you grumpy ass faggot shit lord
>>73483392
>fatasses
Quit commenting retard
THAT FAIL HAHAHAHAHHA
>>73483327
>implying they see shit
A guy lost his helmet yesterday and he was lucky enough to get knocked down by an iron gauntlet instead of an axe
>>73483421
Im not surprised. Things requiring effort tend to alienate plebs.
>>73483334
Careful you don't fall off that high horse, you might hurt yourself. These guys are probably having the times of their lives
>>73483392
>untrained
kek, I assume you are?
swinging your katana and cutting empty piss bottles does not count as training senpai
>>73483334
>I practice the actual martial arts that these faggots are pretending they are doing
No one's pretending anything retard.
>>73482542
So does anyone know who got the 4th place? And how was that determined?
Since Ukraine 3 lost to 2 by concede, then Ukraine 2 lost to Russia 2 and finally Russia 2 lost to Ukraine 3. Or am I wrong?
>>73483575
>empty
a true martial artist cuts full piss bottles, sir
>>73475264
Does it get any less pathetic than these out of shape guys leaning on the fence punching each other with shields?
Reminder these people have been fighting 4 to 5 matches a day for the last 5 days straight.
>>73483563
Probably. But Im not criticizing their fun, Im criticizing idiots pretending that this is a combat sport. For as much as you guys piss and moan about the cucking of Western culture, I would have thought that you would look down on this disgusting bastardization of it.
>>73483680
don't feed the troll faggot
>>73483680
AND CLASSICAL FENCING IS A COMBAT SPORT?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>73483575
I said above that I practice classical fencing, not whatever weeb bullshit you are thinking of.
>>73483680
You do know that there are people being shipped of the hospital every day of the event with concussions and spinal/joint injuries right?
>MEDICS
That was amazing.
>>73477649
Because none of them is Israeli, just Russian mercenaries.
>>73483747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln94E9AGYTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMAgDiEPkD4
I dunno guy, you tell me. Contrast these videos, where the fighters are intelligently defending themselves, controlling distance, and otherwise acting as if their lives were actually in danger with this "trip the guy and win" bullshit you're pretending is martial.
>>73477847
amazing.
>>73483788
Sure, and people get injured playing football too, but nobody is pretending it is a combat sport.
>>73483934
ignore this faggot, just filter the ID
>>73483849
They have been called like 6 times already today
>>73483934
Difference between a martial art and a combat sport.
How often do you get sent to the hospital after your fencing 'bouts'.
>>73483762
>It's not a sword mom, it's a RAPIER! *heavy breathing*
>>73484037
Surely you mean his tickling sessions?
>>73483911
As if they'd do it any other way.
>>73483934
Any of these top 6 team knights could wreck those boipussies even if they were given real weapons.
>That one burgertard who came to the thread to tell people to stop liking what he doesn't like
>>73483964
If it was realistic it would be a fight to the death with no rules. That wouldnt make it a sport. Rules make it a sport, a controlled event with a certain goal to reach victory, just like your fucboi fencing.
>>73483934
chill your tits and watch this, burger. It's simply different fencing styles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvNzQ1fWURE
Classic fencing literally sounds like Autism: the sport.
