>Be Canadian
>Catch fire
>Be American
>Get shot
>Be European
>Get raped, bombed, shot
>Be African
>Get AIDS
>>73470590
>be Japanese
>get cucked by BWC
Says the only country to be nuked in a war.
>>73470590
hello my fellow rice man
>>73470590
>Be Japanese
>Get Hiroshimsaki'd
>>73470615
>BWC
kek
>Be Australian
>Live in a peaceful white paradise
>be Japanese
>USA kills almost a million of your citizens
>have zero backbone
>spend next 60 years sucking USA
dick
>>73470590
>Be Swiss
>Be condemned to shitty domestic beer and relying on imports for anything good
Life is tough in Switzerland.
>>73471228
>White paradise
Nice try, Mandawuy Chang-Gianoppolous.
>>73471440
>condemned to shitty domestic beer
>what is Germany
>>73471440
Feel good to be Swiss living in France enjoying my superior food.
>>73471663
German beer is also mostly shit, your tastebuds have just been dulled by your sub-piss tier Swiss beer.
>>73471228
>white paradise
>all those per-historical insects that live in your homes
spare me this shit straya
>>73471228
>>73470590
mfw i still don't have AIDZ
>>73472064
you get used to those, unless you're a soft cunt
>>73471072
I went to Japan once, girls were on my dick the entire time, one even left her boyfriend and walked away with me. Good times.
>>73472190
>>73471228
>Essentially un-invadable shores
>No one will ever despise us enough to bomb/nuke us
If we just keep the muslim population in control we straight up perfect.
>>73472737
nice story fatty
leave your mom's basement first
>>73472933
Is that gif you looking at your dick in the mirror?
>>73472933
>he can actually read the computer screen with his eyes being shut
that's some next level shit man
>>73470590
People used to think I was a weirdo because I constantly walk around in wet clothes but who's stupid now?
>be czech
>always dubs
>>73470590
>be Japanese
>kill yourself
>>73470590
>be Japanese
>get swept into ocean by tsunami
>>73473266
WITNESSED
>>73473266
checked
>be rich american
>live in paradise
>>73470590
>be nip
>get nuked
>>73473469
show screen shot of your bank balance or gtfo faggot
>>73472190
Can I borrow this meme?
>>73473552
>still nip
>get nuked again
>>73473266
Dayum
>>73470590
>Be Japanese
>Fuck a pillow
>Die alone
>>73473266
czeched
>>73473095
>>73473266
Czech em
>>73473266
oh shit
>>73473062
Weak bantz
>>73473266
watch this. im a czech american
>>73474743
>4747
Not bad
>>73470590
>be japanese
>commit suicide
>>73474930
>>73474853
>be japanese
>have no kids
>have no job
>contributing to degeneracy
>>73470590
>be japanese
>have tiny penis
>all japanese women want a tall white man
>be jap
>kill self
>>73475280
>Implying I'm not a tall white man just shitposting while on vacation
>>73470590
>Be Japanese
>Nothing
>>73471228
>Australia
>Peaceful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsyvOYcWgcg
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/may/18/australia-where-the-rain-is-sometimes-made-of-spiders-video-report
Mother nature is consistently trying to fuck you up.
>be Indian
>posting this while pooing in loo
Where's are my tendie tikkas.
>>73470648
But you know this bombs actually did shit
>>73470590
>be nip
>get N33t id
btfo by KEK itself
>>73473266
impressive
>>73475590
Pics with timestamp pajeet
I love you guys.
>>73471228
> AUSTRALIA
> PEACEFUL
> AUSTRALIA
> WHITE
>>73470590
>be jap
>get fucked by an octopus
>>73477024
They have declared war on carp now, Google it.
It has only just begun.
>>73471440
>be swiss
>profit from high wage by living in an other country
wheres the problem
>>73477152
http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2016/may/01/australia-budget-2016-15m-eradicate-carp-herpes-virus-murray-darling
lmfao it's true what the fuck
>>73473062
0.5/10 quit disappointing your countrymen
>>73470590
>BE AMERICAN
>WIN
>kecn33tr
>kek NEET
Best ID lad.
>Be Asian
>Have small dick and parents that don't love you
>>73471228
>I'm actually happy to see Australian shitposting after the storm of literally shit leaf shitposting
>mfw
>>73470590
>be Japanese
>get no job
>be canadian
>get legal weed in 2 years
ayy lmao
>>73479711
more like
>be canadian
>cannot communicate without shitposting, everyone hates you
>>73470590
>Be Japanese
>kill yourself in the local suicide forest
>be japanese
>don't breed
>>73479753
i'm not australia wtf. also
>be burger
>have heart attack while eating a burger
>>73480072
>be canada
>australia hates how shit tier your shit posting is
>>73480175
>be burger
>get butthurt by canuck shitposter on a maple syrup enthusiast image board
>>73480240
>be canuck
>when nuclear war happens at least 6 countries launch strike on canada even though they weren't involved or invested
>>73470590
> be ethnic German whose ancestors were born somewhere else
> get called foreigner by Germans from Germany
> get called Nazi by foreigners
> hate everyone
>>73480307
>be world
>nuke country with 20% of the world's fresh water
>nuke country close to ameriburger
>world dehydrates, amerilards turn into ghouls
>>73480515
>be world
>nuke canada
>no urge to nuke anything else
>get on internet
>my god it's never been this good
>>73470590
>be Japan
>get cucked out of Kuril Islands
>be Indian
>can't find designated shitting street
>>73480240
>maple syrup enthusiast image board
Good one. I love it.
>be Indian
>world is your toilet
>be south american
>remain irrelevant
>be jewish
>get roasted by nazis
>cant recover
>be burrito-american
>get trumped
>>73481899
muh 6 goyjillion
>>73473266
CZECHED
>>73480944
only the streets
>>73473266
Czech'd
>be monkey
>get video of self being beheaded uploaded to liveleak
