OTTAWA - The Trudeau government has yet to respond to an offer by Russia to dispatch massive water bombers and fire fighting specialists to battle the growing inferno around Fort McMurray, Alberta.
A spokesman for Russia's embassy in Ottawa, Kirill Kalinin, said Sunday that they continue to stand "Ready to help our Canadian partners to fight the ongoing wildfires in Alberta."
Troops were deployed last year to help contain a massive woodland blaze in Saskatchewan, but Goodale said Sunday it was best to leave the current disaster to full-time firefighters.
Source: http://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/russia-offers-water-bombers-specialists-to-help-fight-fort-mcmurray-fire-1.2893439
>>73464555
>Russia comes in
>its not water they are dropping
>its bombs
>ww3 has begun
>>73464937
>dropping firebombs on fire is bad
>>73464937
>russia comes in
>drops water
>trudeau has an existential crisis and kills himself
>putin annexes canada
what would happen?
VEH DEH VEH
SNAKKA BLYAT
Thank you based Russians
>>73466123
we'd ask them for a slice or it's war
>>73464555
WTF?
Is this the Trudeau administration's way of saying fuck you to oil town Fort Mcmurray?
>>73466290
You couldn't take Vietnam and you think you could take Canada...
>>73466505
Think you're tougher than mindless vietnamese insects?
>>73464555
Russia jumping at the chance to test an actual bombing run over north america I see
>>73464555
Because its too hard to ask Obama for reserves and fire fighters, right?
MOre than likely it's just an excuse for Russia to fly over Canadian/American airspace to spy
The fire can't be contained by bombers, they need rain
>>73466690
At least they are bombing the socialists
>>73466563
Ask your ancestors.
>>73466505
Canada isn't Vietnam.
>>73466799
>The fire can't be contained by bombers, they need rain
Bullshit, enough explosives will solve ANY problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsPIzRsUtlE
>>73466856
Look at us now dumbass
>>73466856
>oh we burned a house
>lost a continent
>and eventually the whole empire
>and now ruled by ex-colonized brown people
>>73464555
>implying countries with substantial firefighting assets shouldn't share when they're having a slow year in their own territory
>Russia offers help
>OH MY GOD GUYS CLEARLY THEY HAVE SOMETHING SINISTER IN MIND
Why does this happen every time?
>>73467036
Because it's true, Ivan. You're as bad as your fellow Asians, the Chinese.
>>73464937
>Russia bombs the fire
>Ensuing firestorm uses up all the oxygen
>Fire is starved and goes out
Nice thinking, Ivan!
>>73466856
>we won a war against you with sticks and stones
Yeah and now we have nukes and drones.
You maple laffs wouldn't last 5 minutes in a war against us today.
Go polish Ali's knob.
>>73467135
We're not Chinese, mate, we're Mongolian. You're the only the only chink here.
>>73467036
to be fair, russia does have a bit of a history.
>>73466987
They reached their geographical peak 150 years after losing control of the 13 states.
You had precisely nothing to do with it
>>73467036
>what is realpolitik
You think if this happened to, say, Brazil russia would give a shit?
>>73467154
This is how you should fight large fires. You start a lot of smaller ones in strategic locations to prevent the fire from being able to spread by denying it fuel. Sometimes, pressure waves might be enough to extinguish fires. I've seen explosive blasts extinguish a brush fire in Australia.
>>73467293
Oh we jewed em real good with WWII, made sure that if we helped they owed us. Trump tactics baby.
>>73467217
>We're not Chinese, mate, we're Mongolian.
Is that seriously your rebuttal? Come on mate, banter better.
>>73467036
WE DO NOT ALL THINK THIS
WE LOVE YOU ROSSIYA
>>73467304
Well, they are in BRICS, so probably. Also, we offer help to most nations when they're in trouble, some take it, some don't.
2016 is going down as a hilarious year, the memes are real
>>73467036
because slavs are disgusting subhumans that offer trojan horses? That's a start
>>73464555
FIRE IT UP!
WHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>73467382
Hey, just trying to stay on friendly terms my Han friend.
DRY LEAVES BURNING
>>73467036
Privet friend. You are welcome on our clay any time, any day. Happy V Day!
>>73467462
Man why did you have to scare me? I have to go to sleep soon!
>>73466856
How's your dollar doing? In the shitter you say? Terrific
>>73467572
Oh okay, that's big of you.
It's so strange that whenever I try to engage Russians in shitposting around here, I encounter good-natured ones.
>>73466433
>Is this the Trudeau administration's way of saying fuck you to oil town Fort Mcmurray?
No, it's their way of saying fuck you to white canadians.
They are busy importing shitskins while the white areas of Canada burn.
If I were Canadian, I would be on the warpath
Why doesn't China offer help? They own half the property.
>>73467888
hearty kek
>>73467752
Well, we're not all constantly shitposting like Australians are, sometimes we just like to have a nice friendly chat. Anyway, good luck what that fire of yours.
>>73464555
>Russia offers water bombers even though we aren't on the best of terms politically
>America still hasn't even offered their "thoughts and prayers"
No doubt Trudeau is ignoring this because "muh alliance with amurica Russia is bullies"
Canadians. It's time to consider who our real allies are. Russia literally has nothing to gain from helping is except maybe a little PR if the media reports on it. Why would they be doing this except to genuinely help?
>>73464937
Actually, specifically large bombs are capable of extinguishing fires.
In the past, small nuclear bombs and large thermobaric devices were used to vaporise and expunge the oxygen from the local atmosphere, killing fires.
>>73468058
Thanks buddy, I'll be sure to get you a double double if you ever come over to the prairies
>>73464555
Is it just me, or does it seem like Putin desperately wants to grow ties with the west, despite the major cultural gap? Look at how good buddies he was with Bush Jr.
>>73468058
Because they have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
No matter how Trudeau responds, he loses.
>>73468058
>Why would they be doing this except to genuinely help?
Because they want to show the world how incompetent you Maplelanders really are by fighting a blaze in your own backyard with the same equipment that they'll use to invade you if they decide Canada has cucked far enough.
>>73464555
>>73467987
Yes, thank you. But mostly I fear for the fires that have yet to come, in both of our countries.
>>73467304
Sure. Russia just loves helping people.
They even helped Syria with roach their infestation.
>>73466799
>Fly over Canadian/American airspace to spy
They've already got satellites and better ways of doing this. This isn't the 60s anymore. Also you can't just go anywhere in Canadian airspace when you fly and I dont think there is anything worth seeing on the flight paths tgey would take
>>73468248
It sure is lonely in Russia.
>>73466856
Canada didn't exist then. Stop taking credit for an act by the British.
>>73467036
Personally I think its the complete opposite.
I've said it before, but look at how good friends Putin was with Bush. He's stated before he has an interest in growing ties with the west, despite the sanctions (even after the sanctions following the Ukrainian coup).
Don't get me wrong, I don't think hes a saint, he essentially runs Russia as an oligarchy, but I do think he wants whats best for Russia, its people, and not necessarily at the cost of the west- mutual benefit, essentially.
>>73466920
why does the american have more gear?
>>73467462
\
is this a real picture
>>73468433
>I dont think there is anything worth seeing on the flight paths tgey would take
Funnily enough, their recce planes would want to fly over Canada... to spy on US and NORAD installations in Canada. The Canadian military sites aren't even on their sight-seeing trip IN CANADA.
>>73467591
poo in loo you fucking filth
>>73467036
Too many movies and video games about the evil russians
>>73468603
Yep, here's a gif of some more of his gay pride endeavors
>>73468433
>They've already got satellites and better ways of doing this. This isn't the 60s anymore.
ISR is an all-of-the-above process. There's a reason the Open Skies treaty is still enforced, and Russia wants to use it to overfly CONUS.
>>73467287
And to be fair Russia is trying to change its image. Like Russia is sending a ton of humanitarian aid to the Syrian civilians.
>>73468603
This one always makes me kek
>>73464555
fucking trudeau. what are you even doing up there? maybe weedman can whip up some tears for turbanhead migrants and douse the flames.
>>73468603
unfortunately, yes
it's disgusting, he's disgusting, we know and we didn't vote for him
most of the people who lost their homes in Alberta are red pilled white folks who did not vote for him either
so stop making fun of our fucking fire
>>73468842
i got aids just looking at this. pretty soon i'll look like bill clinton.
>>73468193
Ill be coming over to Calgary from the YVR in a couple days actually.
Ukraine is really nothing compared to Americas countless wars of aggression (one was on what is now Canadian territory I might add) Crimea was debatably Russian anyway and really if you look at the state of the EU Russia is really doing the Ukrainians a favour. Think of this had Russia not done what they did Ukraine wound be in EU getting flooded by Mudslimes
>>73468267
If we put out the fire it wins
-Trudeau
/pol/ kept asking to bomb the Kuknada, so we're there to help. Nobody said in particular, what should we be bombing with.
Well, anyway, feel bad about the town, and keep strong, fellow leafs.
>>73467752
>>73467987
All the shitposting russkies are contained at national boards, so they don't leak to /pol/ to much. Besides, shitposting russians are more often than not completely unable to use English.
>>73468842
Like that has to be a mental illness. Why would get up in the morning and think "hey I gotta dress up like a Peacock because I'm queer!". It's so faggy.
Have the Americans offered any help?
>>73469039
You know, I asked a gay guy this and he pretty much summed it up with "It's because we want everyone to know we love dicks"
>>73468979
Underrated.
>>73468772
Is Trudaeu literally a homosexual?
>>73468295
This exactly. But more so they will show how absolutely incompetent our so called "leaders" Are. We have more than enough resources here to fight this blaze however Trudeau has them all waiting. Waiting for what exactly?
I think he likes to see one of the wests economic centres go up in flames. His dad literally gave us the finger. Guess this is jistins way of one upping his old man.
Trudeau is no friend of the west and we are no friend of him. Literally treats us like colonies. My only hope is that Putin offers to send us help when the time comes to fight for our independence.
America should help us with that too. We're almost literally going through a modern day version of what you guys experienced when you were still colonies in the 1770s before your revolution
>>73466856
>Canadians really believe they attacked Washington.
You mean that Canada sucks so bad you need to steal history to even be relevant?
>>73468572
>top1 army spendings
>why does the american have more gear?
why don't burgers know anything?
>>73469442
source on your numbers?
>>73469285
They say a picture is worth a thousand words....
>rumors from the capital confirms this, his main advisor is more than just hid old buddy, and his beard for a wife kept her own last name for a reason
>>73469305
>America should help us with that too
We would, but Tim Horton's overrated shit, we already have Maine and Vermont for maple syrup, and we hate the faux-French cunts that makes up 25% of your population. You got to offer us something better than that.
>>73469285
>>73469519
>>73468925
>>73469371
yea i think the province names were even difrent cept maybe Quebec
>>73469305
i live in the area of Illinois(that state with chicago) that's outside of Chicago and i feel this sometimes. i mean if the state of illinois was able to cut chicago off even if we kept the debt (of which a large sectoin is owed to Chicago public workers.) i feel like we would be able to be successful
>>73469039
You're not wrong
>>73466856
That was the British m8, nobody knocks the British, their army is still tough.
You guys are faggots though.
>>73469305
>I think he likes to see one of the wests economic centres go up in flames.
this.
And Notley supports it.
>>73469126
Why would we? This is what you get for burning Washington
I know /pol/ is retarded in general, but somehow you guys still manage to impress me.
This is standard practice between countries to offer help with things like this and to take up the offer when you really need help. Russian "water bombers" (and good job coming up with this ambiguous name, you maple cretins, of course you couldn't just call them airtankers like the rest of the world does) are fuckhuge and knowing that we have this sort of tool, it's only reasonable to offer help to folks that don't have it, or don't have enough. Of course the side offering help is getting compensated one way or another, so you don't have to look so hard for a hidden motive - it's just cash. It's been done since forever and there are often well-established channels to offer and request this kind of service.
If the weedman doesn't accept the offer right away that simply means he thinks he can do with their own craft and without having to pay extra for foreign help. If the situation were really dire and they were out of options they would suck it up and accept any help they could get.
There, you can close the thread now.
Thank you Russia
>>73469708
Dont ruin the hype man
>>73466900
There are a lot of Asians though.
>>73464555
How the fuck can the canadian government just sit by and let an entire town and mountain side burn to the ground?
>>73469708
Uh../thread?
>>73466290
Qho would take pic related ?
>>73469708
You could do us all a big favor and "accidentally" replace the water with live bombs and "accidentally" fly off course to Vancouver, Toronto, and Quebec simultaneously with you supersonic "water" bombers.
And follow up with an "apology" consisting of another wave of "water" bombers to fini- I mean "water bomb" the remains of the city to "extinguish the flames".
Just saying.
>>73469885
*Who
godamn typo
>>73468925
>>73469923
now why would vancouver need water ????????
HELP
>>73467036
Molotov bread baskets
>>73469503
If The west were seperate:
You'd get a non cucked neighbor for once and
You would be able to buy oil wood and mineral resources including rare earth elements for electronics (we know they're here but aren't allowed to mine them) once we are free from ottawas BS environmental regulations mining bans (why we can't get BC offshore oil or rare earths or open any new mines) and enviro taxes, natives special rights and have stopped having to send the east billions in equalization payments (just like the tax that started your revolution)
Trust me if west Canada were independent you'd have such a good relationship with us you'd forget that the "other canada" even existed
>canada can't handle a little fire on its own
>>73466856
>Burn down the White House
>Tornado appears out of fucking nowhere and rips your whole regiment apart.
God says to go back to Skyrim you fucking snow beaner.
>Weedman doesn't accept help
>Fire spreads to BC
>burns Canada's weed reserves
>Weedman declares war on Russia
Weedman is going to cause WW3.
>>73467036
Because if you "help" Canada today the same way you "helped" poland in WWII, Canada won't be a sovereign nation for half a decade.
>>73470125
Sounds tempting... But can we reduce the Province of Ontario into an English-speaking only, burger-n-fries-lovin', northern version of Dixie Land as well?
>>73469923
That sounds glorious senpai
>>73469923
Wait, why? Vancouver is half decent place since it is nice.
Let them "water bomb" Regina.
>>73470485
Because you can't defeat cancer without taking a few at-risk healthy cells with it
>>73470371
Ontario is Muslim paradise
like Toronto is 20% white or something?
it would be best to destroy Toronto
>>73469885
Let them be free for themselves. At least they have actual culture.
>>73469442
>>73469662
Ugh, this bullshit again. It COST $500 million to fight the fires, the BUDGET was CUT by $15 million.
COST =/= BUDGET. You. Fucking. Moron.
Just as a disclaimer I do not agree with the decision to cut the budget, just don't go around spewing misinformation.
>>73468101
>small nuclear bombs and large thermobaric devices were used to vaporise and expunge the oxygen from the local atmosphere, killing fires.
When?
>>73464555
Yes the bombers will contain 'water'
>>73469848
Because it's in the west. The west is little more than colonies to our so called government in Ottawa
If anything I'm grateful for Trudeaus response to this fire. It has only proved the point of me and other separatists. Trust me independence is coming to the west soon by force if necessary
>>73470597
M-merci oncle Sam
>>73470371
Just take Ontario. We can Maybe have northern Ontario (the people there are more in sympathy with the west anyways) but one condition: you destroy Toronto
>>73470883
>you destroy Toronto
Here's a compromise: gather all of the liberals and leftists you can into the city and the Spirit of Ohio will take care of the rest.
>>73469848
Troops are training for firefighting as we speak «in case we need them»
With the scale of the fucking fire, I'd say they are needed right the fuck now.
>>73467036
>helping
>for free
unless you are an utter cuck (see: UE), no country does that
>>73470244
Fuck off New Zealand not all of us have Gandalf the White to save us when the dry season comes around.
>>73470712
It's a common technique for oil rig fires.
Russia used a nuclear bomb to put our a massive natural gas fire.
>>73471218
I could barely read that, I'm way too tired.
Going to bed lads, have a good night.
>>73471218
I gotta see this. Any sort of documentation?
>>73464937
If they bomb us, we win.
>>73464555
Flying Boats
Ready in 2 minutes
>>73471670
Just ask yourself; have you seen Rosie O'Donald lately?
>hint: she was the bomb they dropped
>>73470244
>but I thought they had great enlightened govt services?
>>73464555
>Russia to dispatch massive water bombers
Canada doesn't need crashed planes to start more fires.
>>73471670
There was this interactive map of every nuclear explosion in history including peaceful applications for engineering and such. I don't remember the url, but you should be able to google it. Every blast had a source attached to it too.
>>73464555
Ge I fucking wonder why? We don't want Russia spying on the oils sands wicth they will fucking do.
It would be cool to say Russia saved our asses though l.
>>73471678
underrated
>>73469371
>>73469673
You really are stupid. We are the British.
>>73471922
Lmao this is what more then liking will happen.
Everything is so dry just today edmonton also fucking burnt down because of a bush fire lost a few homes today
>>73471958
how the fuck do you spy on sand?
>>73467217
I wish we could be friends.
>>73466900
Well...
>>73471958
Why the fuck would that be a problem? They're not going to invade you to take them
>>73472142
They send planes over canada testing the USA response all the time. so yes that would be the way they would try to invade the west
Justin would rather let his country burn, than accept help from a right winger. A true liberal hero.
>Russia offers a way to warm international relations with a western country in their time of need by providing much-needed (and likely superior to the Canadian fire retardant planes) IL-76's that can carry 42 tons of firefighting material.
Then you have paranoid leafs screaming the russians are going there to spy on a charred-ass forest full of people too stupid to put out a fire without their former biggest cold war enemy's help.
>>73464555
>Russia comes in
>Drops fags on Trudeau
>Obama comes
>>73472000
I know, which is why you love little boys so much.
>>73472240
This is coming across as pretty insane paranoia...it would hardly be a test of the USA's responses if they knew the aircraft were flying there anyway. They'd obviously file flight plans if they were fighting fires.
>>73471943
Found it, thank you
>>73471711
an another choice.
Boeing 747 Supertanker
>>73472358
If anything it'd help the US
>>73472337
Sorry for your condition buddy.
>>73472464
Extra girthy penis? What about it? Your wife loves it.
>>73471218
>Russia used a nuclear bomb to put our a massive natural gas fire
>>73471670
>I gotta see this. Any sort of documentation?
http://www.coal-seam-gas.com/accidents/ussr.htm#.VzA4rxXQCUk
but these were static positions, with a nuke underground, not a moving forest fire.
>>73466856
>Canada pretending it did the work of the British
kek nice try I know my history
>>73472423
Russia, Be-200
>>73466799
>The fire can't be contained by bombers, they need rain
They're airtankers when they're flown by any nation other than russia, only then are they "water bombers" because wooooo scary.
And the fire could have been contained back when russia offered to help. It could have been contained at the start if trudeau had declared a state of emergency and sent in canada's airtankers. He was busy making feminist videos, then had to go take an extended weekend off but yeah, sure, he'll get right on the whole "alberta fires out of control" thing any day now.
>>73472553
No, stupid. You admitted you were stupid, guy.
>>73473006
I fuck your wife stupid every night, yeah. But why suddenly the surprise possessiveness? Don't tell me you're falling for that whore again.
>>73472969
Canada CL-415
>>73473089
Fat unemployed burgers don't fuck anyone's wife.
>>73466856
10/10 aussie level, many ass mad burgers were had
>>73473348
Hey! Being a fucker of wives is a full time job. Don't discriminate you narrow minded cunt.
>>73466920
I like how the americans, boots to glove, have gear that matches whatever environment they are in. But we just have god damn green and black for everywhere.
>>73473601
>Canada considers this a 10/10.
Up your fucking standards Bullwinkle.
>>73473601
How? The anon blundered. You guys really can't shitpost properly either. Lrn2Aussie
I like how all these people think water bombers and shit can put out this fire.
Think of the largest city you know of. Imagine 3 of those on fire. Doesn't matter what city in the world you're thinking of. That's still smaller then this inferno.
>>73474096
It could have been contained last week.
the fire is gonna turn canada brown!
>>73474236
Dude, Canada is yellow not brown.
>>73466433
Now that all these white homes are gone and the people have to settle elsewhere we can now rebuild brand new homes for all these poor immigrants and the vest part is your tax dollars will pay for it!
>>73472464
I'm not your buddy, burnt pal
>>73469305
>>73470125
I really do believe that this event may be what sparks Alberta's move to secede from Canada, or at the very least it will make that option much more appealing than it may have been in the past.
>>73474792
well hes not your pal, friend.
>>73472969
That's a really cool pic for some reason
>>73467437
Funny you bring up bricks. Didn't they overthrow the pres down in Brazil?
>>73467036
projecting, I guess
they assume you have ulterior motives because if they were in your shoes, they'd have ulterior motives
>>73474874
I'm not your friend, buddy!
>>73474874
I'm not the father, bitch!
>>73471678
kek
>>73466505
Canada is not even half as badass as Vietnam.
>>73473311
That livery tho.
Not sure if Spain or DHL.
>>73471711
russia is the king of flying boats
>>73476546
That thing can fly?
>>73477415
Its a ground-effect vehicle. It "flies" in the sense that while in motion it doesnt contact any solid or liquid surface, but it doesnt go much higher than 3-4 meters above the surface.
>>73464555
Completely based. Now Putin basically
Has an admission of guilt that they're purposefully burning in order to destroy industry and infrastructure.
>>73477415
nah, it's a ground effect vehicle, can't go more than a few metres off the surface of whatever's beneath it
>>73477644
I wonder how many years the fire would burn for if it actually hit the oil sands?
>>73467036
>main protagonist in video-games 90%
>main protagonist in movies 90% of the time
>100% of them are american with speech impediment
The russia is the bad guys, goym
Russia is their neighbour. Why Canada being so frosty?
>>73473311
>>73473311
That plane is small and weak like shrimp. Russia has strong plane like prawn.
>>73466856
all these mad yanks
>>73477960
There's that mining town in America where a coal vein has been on fire since the 60s
>>73467548
>subhumans
this meme needs to end.
The U.S and russia should bond and Bomb canada instead.
Canadians are a worthless nationality of people.
>>73470724
Yes, the bombers will contain 'Holy water'
>ftfy
>>73472423
Hungary - "big wind" https://youtu.be/GOlq6RRh3sg
>>73467036
Literally nothing good has ever come when Russia interferes in anything in history.
>>73464555
Checked and based Russia showing it's classy af
>>73464937
>Already dropping that American MSM propaganda
>>73466123
>America remembers Canada has oil and decides they require some freedom :)
>>73474096
So i guess preventing it from spreading isn't' a concern at all for you then
>Canada
>RIGHT ABOVE OUR ENTIRE NATION
>Russia offers to send help
>we still haven't
Please tell me I've missed something. Please tell me we aren't flying aid out to desert people half a world away while our hat burns alive.
>>73467036
Replace Russia with USA, then re-read your post.
>>73467548
>posting gay homosexual toupee faggot that wears makeup 24/7
>>73483614
>Having a pineapple in your flag
Sad!
>>73467036
Puting was former KGB
KGB like CIA/FBI can fuck your country up if you are not careful so a little skepticism is good
>>73466856
Please do it again. I beg of you.
>>73483739
>Having a blank flag
>>73483371
Politics man canadians posting here keep telling that thats a conservative region or something idk
>>73483739
I'd prefer a pineapple to Colgate Extra Protection.
>>73484052
>Let it burn it's conservative
I'll remember this.
>>73466856
>all these assblasted americunts
>>73466985
Yep, you're fat, shitskin & retarded as hell
http://fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/
Your ancestors were superior to you in every way.
>>73470309
>some airplanes dropping water on forest fires in a country guarded by US nuclear umbrella
>IZ A FULL SCALE INVASIUNH
This is one of the downsides of being western. I have to lumped together with you retarded shitskins.
>>73480638
>t. Barack "fund the ISIS in Syria" Obama
>>73474096
>letting it get to this point
You made a city for the sole purpose of harvesting oil, and you put it in the middle of one of the largest forests in the world, right next to the largest sulfur pyramid in the world, and you did this without actually having any heavy duty firefighting staff near it at all times.
You deserve everything you have wrought.
>water bombers
>water
Hehehe, yes water...
LOVE IS A BURNING THING
>>73484442
>Anglo being allergic to the highest quality of dental care
Typical.
>>73485113
It's strange that you're still sober while others are rolling in Putinka in honour of the grandpas who were waging the war. Go drink your beloved beverage.
>>73474236
>implying Canada isn't brown already
>>73464555
Russia offered help to Sweden aswell last summer when the huge forest fire was owning us. But our PM said no because... some reason.
Turdeau would rather see McMurray burn than have Canada offer a PR stunt for a country with pro-family policies.
>>73464555
Anyone who says that Russia is not the greatest country in the world is a pathetic, jealous liar.
>>73466505
Please let this happen
Im on hueys on the north US border and would LOVE to be on that front line as a gunner. Besides, the US has never lost a war fought on contenintial US land
420 blaze it
>>73468772
CANADA YES!!
>>73483371
>>73485176
Go suck a Stroopwaffel.
>>73465936
top kek
thats right russia they would rather be burned to death while being raped by kebabs than be saved by you... their dumb ...real dumb but loyal
>>73468772
>>73467036
They're all faggots. Everyone knows Russia is based as fuck. Every day Russia gets more like America minus freedom and America gets more like soveit
>>73464555
Russia should send in the water bombers anyhow, giving the west a good old middle finger.
What the fuck will governments do; shoot down unarmed water carriers?
I think not.
>>73471172
They do it for better relationship.
Putin basically said lets be friends and weed man told him to fuck off.
>>73488690
>Their dumb.
Yes Cleetus.
>>73464555
>This triggers western leaders
>>73489367
Your just jelly, hi's grammer is so good. Yall don annderstand what its like to be burger and the biggezt cuntry in the world annd everyone is too small and weak to even compare. Dog bless ameriga!
>>73472281
I wonder if salt can be considered a firefighting material...
>>73468101
Never has this happened- ever
>>73464555
The russians are the ones concerned with helping the canadians. Haha. If trudeau was trump he would gladly accept
>>73467287
USSR does, Russia doesn't nothing.
>>73467548
trump's wife is a disgusting subhuman that offers trojan horses? That's a start
>>73471976
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>73470560
Ebola would do it.
>>73464555
This is the kind of thing America should be doing, and not jerking off over climate change. In fact, Putin's administration is doing more to slow climate change than Obama by offering to help put out this fire.
>>73467036
might i suggest loading those bombers with heavy water? it will help put leafs out faster
>>73469371
>>73469371
Literally nigger tier.
>>73471678
If you put out the fire, it wins
What is the current size of the fire?
WHY CONTAIN IT?
Why doesnt Trudeau do the ancient rain dance of the water gods?
>>73464555
>Fires in Canda, Russia sends fire brigades to help.
Do you nuke Russia?
>Russian fire brigades are unable to contain the fires, Russian militia forces join.
Do you nuke Russia now?
>Russian fire brigades and militia forces are unable to contain the fires, Russian off duty service men join the efforts.
Do you nuke Russia now?
>The fires are extinguished, the Russians refuse to leave.
Do you nuke Russia now?
>The Russian forces get unruly, they move towards Ottawa
Do you nuke Russia now?
>The Russian forces have reached Ottawa
Do you nuke Russia now?
>The Russian forces have surrounded Parliament hill
It's too late now.
>Don't worry guys, you'll smoke it in 2016
Ah, it all makes sense now
>>73467036
We want to be friends with you so badly
All sanctions must be lifted off Russia immediately
EU-US seem to love punishing white people while Saudis and Iranians laugh
