>tfw not born in America
If you like, I'll gay marry you so you can come here to live.
Won't even expect sex since I'm not gay, all you have to do is wear a kimono, move around all staccato-like, and occasionally go "YOOOOOOOOO~!" and bang wood blocks together.
It's okay my friend. At least you weren't born in Africa or the Shittle East.
>tfw front row seats to the shitshow that is America.
>>73458451
I won't lie, it truly is a paradise here,
>>73458635
At least were not on fire :^)
oh boy, not this guy and his threads again
>>73458574
this desu
>>73458635
>implying you're better
>taking a vacation to Japan
Literally near last on my list
>>73458451
>tfw born in Germany
>tfw fortunate enough to move to America and escape the hellhole that is present day germany
>>73458755
Not atm.
Never forget:
>1812
>1871
>9/11
>>73459146
Fuck you, don't leave me alone
>tfw not Japanese
>tfw I will never live in an anime
>>73458451
Don't feel bad
There are plenty of weeboo dickheads in the US who wish they'd been born in Japan.
