This can't end well..
>>73456652
>Final Solution
inb4 carp BJ webm
Good, I hear carp are absolute garbage
>>73456652
Carp are literally the niggers of inland waterways
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it...
This is going to be like Australia versus The Emu, just aquatic, isn't it?
>>73456652
This would be the perfect time to invade, NZ could fix the flag issue once and for all.
>>73456835
#NotAllCarp
>>73456652
Australia does not have a good record making war on Animals
>>73456652
dont do it aussies the final solution can only end with carp secretly controlling your country and destroying it from the inside out.
>>73456652
Oy vey dat headline.
if they get their asses kicked by emus how will they take on the mighty carp?
>>73456652
>Australia
>Being able to defeat wildlife
Pick one and only one
why do the carp need to be holocausted
This'll be emu war, rabbit fences. and poisoned dogs all over again.
Australians are fucking stupid.
Only niggers eat carp anyhow. I caught a 60 pound carp and they are fun to fight
>>73456652
About time they did something about the aquatic jew
>>73456728
Anyone have this webm?
Everyone hates on carp but theyre quite tasty.
>inb4 gook meme
>Final solution
>>73456652
we all know how taking on carp is going to go, thanks to dorf fort
Thanks meme magic.
This is going to be an even bigger fiasco than the Emu War isn't it?
...OH FUCK, I think if just realized what the one weakness of Australians is.
>>73456652
That's a load of carp.
>>73456652
>Final solution
The comparisons are now in plain sight
>>73457063
Kek
>>73456652
ALL THE MICE
>>73456652
OH SHIT THE CARP AND EMU SIGNED A MUTUAL DEFENSE TREATY
>>73456652
make it stop
>>73456652
They're just giving the Carp incentive to ally with the Emus.
>>73456770
Carp are plain crap.
>>73456652
>eliminate 95%
You'd better wipe them all out or the remaining 5% are going to demand reparations 50 years from now.
Let's hope they're not quite so resilient as the emu
>>73457100
That's pretty impressive
>>73457004
Incredibly invasive species.
>>73456652
Did they learn nothing from the Emus
>>73456652
deus vult
>it's not okay for Hitler to kill all the Jews
>it's okay for Australia to kill all the carp
Double standard
>>73456652
>Carp team up with Emus
>Emus stronk as ever and the Animal Alliance overthrows Australia
>Kicks all the humans out
>Abbos shut down from lack of gasoline and cigarettes
>Without any competition the US becomes the top shitposting country
America wins again
>>73456652
They didn't learn their lesson with the cane toad
>>73457139
VERY susceptible to meme magic
>>73456652
Aussies need to think like the Jew to be successful in their wildlife wars.. They should do a false flag attack to get the Carps and the Emus to fight eachother.
>>73457257
Can we start using this line and applying it to niggers?
Niggers are an incredibly invasive species.
>>73456986
You're welcome to come and play with them any time burgerfriend
>final solution
Argentina was a red herring, the Nazis went to Australia.
>>73456652
If I remember correctly the last time Australia declared war on an animal species they got btfo and some of the victors took war brides pic related.
>>73456652
Why don't people just eat them all?
I mean if everyone starts eating carps for all meals everyday there's no way this problem can't be solved
>>73457495
That seems to be more fitting for Muslims desu senpai
I dunno Australia, this fish looks pretty fucking tough... you sure you wanna take it on?
>>73457654
They still have to pay weekly emu war reparations
>>73457682
>That fishy POO
>>73457004
It's a useless fish that only survives by breeding so fast that its predators can't dent their numbers. If you introduce them someplace where they don't have any natural predators (which isn't hard, since they have so little meat that most predators don't bother with them), they do nothing but fuck constantly and eat everything else's food.
Imagine niggers, except fish.
>>73457748
I can't stand seafood burger
>>73457654
what in God's name
>>73457332
You're forgetting about Somalibro
>>73456652
the only hope is an alliance with the emus.
>>73457682
Stop pooing in the sea, fish need to breathe too.
Oh man, Australia is going to pull the magma flood lever, the elve- I mean jews are going to be so pissed off.
>>73457682
Compared to the fish the average westerner is used to carp don't taste that good.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
>Get drafted into the carp wars
>"it aint me" starts playing
http://vmashup.com/mZaLXuDV
>>73456652
We're gonna have to change that shitposter stats meme of Australia, if this keeps up...
>>73456652
inb4 emu-carp alliance happens
What if abos are behind the wars between aussies against emus and now carps?
>>73456652
As stated we are currently reconciling our differences with the emus. Understandably there is reluctance on both sides to enter into any long term agreements, however, it is clear to both parties that the carp are an enemy not to be underestimated.
KOI BAY ITS ANUDDA SHORE
>>73456652
those dickheads will put herpes into the rivers to kill carp. fucking brains in those cunts.
i am never eating any type of fish again
>>73456728
>>73458520
interesting
>>73456652
>Be Australian
>declare war on wildlife
>lose
>>73457528
You wouldn't have that problem if you didn't cuck yourself by surrendering your guns
>>73457654
>How can white men even compete?
>>73458327
DE KOI-IM KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN MISTAH FINBERG
>>73458520
how would that feel?
>>73456877
We just several billions of dollars worth of French Submarine technology.
We will not fail this time.
>>73457139
>China decides to invade.
>Planes fly overhead
>Parachutes descend
>...1000's of fat, slow, stupid Pandas unleashed
I only hope we don't have nukes by then.
>>73459413
that would be very painful
>>73459916
>>73458290
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more
>>73458442
Why is the Australian solution to everything always "give it herpes"?
>>73456652
Shit.
I hope you guys do better then your last war on lifeforms more advanced than yours.
>>73456652
Good luck Australia
>>73459916
Maybe for you, but Australian cocks are hardened to withstand the harsh orifices of the Australian wildlife.
Dingos, Fish, Kangaroos, Koalas, Drop Bears, Australian "women"
All of these and more have caused the penis of the Australian man to become much hardier, almost like chitin. Instead of a regular foreskin, they have a very rigid "Sheath" of sorts that only pulls back when the Auscunt is highly aroused (Although some people report the sheath can be oiled and coaxed with Vegemite, though this is unsubstantiated)
When the sheath is pulled back, there's a very rigid and barbed penile structure, Aussies use this penis to rape their mates (Sexual mates, not friends, though that happens too sometimes) The penis of the Australian male can withstand far more punishment than the average penis, and the barbs keep mates from escaping, almost like hooks in a fish's mouth. The mate could pull away, but the pain persuades them not to, this is why Australian females drink so much, it's important to dull the pain of Aussie intercourse.
>>73459580
Just imagined a sub sitting half exposed in a shallow river with shirtless ausies standing around it drinking VB
>>73460670
Finally, a excuse to post this
>>73460824
surprised to not see a leaf
>>73457063
Absolutely hilarious and under-rated.
>>73460558
Its not like herpes gives you a choice.
>"Wherever i go, I must also herpes"
>>73460824
How did Australia develop this reputation of being canny wildlife explorers like Steve Irwin and Crocodile Dundee when they keep losing wars to animals
Although Irwin was OHKO'd by a sting ray so I guess that's fitting
>>73457528
That's a cassowary, not an emu
>>73457528
That's why God invented shotguns.
>>73457654
BEAKED.com
They couldn't even defeat a few Emus.
>>73460824
I'd just like to point out two things: competitive boomerang-based sports exist, and Australia has none of the records.
>>73462531
Birds of Paradise : Shotgun Heaven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKKbxZvj0lQ
