What the fuck are you doing here on 4chan? GTFO and vote already
Live updates
>ABias-CBN
http://news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/08/16/halalan-2016-where-to-get-live-updates-election-results
>Rapeler
http://www.rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/live-updates-philippines-presidential-elections
>Communist News Network
http://cnnphilippines.com/tags/topic/2016_Elections
other news
>Populism and etc
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755
>Duterte Harry
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads
Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk
>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE
>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ
>Putang ina nyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80
>The Duterte Finger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc
Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU
>Mar Roxas #TheLeaderIWant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E
>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4
To be quite honest no one cares, such is the life of a literally who shithole
Our President will still be subservient to special interests, lobbyists and more importantly to the United States of America
Any one who strays from that will be removed from office, either the CIA or the establishment themselves do it
>>73451268
>implying being good friends with the United states is a bad thing
gtfo commie shill who sucks dick on Chinkland
>I voted Cayetano because i got influenced by an anon's post.
7 dead in Rosario, Cavite.... Why?
>>73451491
just an ordinary election day
>>73451571
Dad would use to tell me stories of him and family members getting shot at cause apparently my grandpa was a vice governor of a region. Jesus it's fucked there
>>73451730
yeah its regularly occuring in almost all provinces outside metropolitan areas
I vote Duterte because he called the Pope a Son of a bitch.
MflipGA
Bump!!!!!
>>73450440
>>Fist Bump
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk [Embed]
Never fails.
>>73454036
That was comedy gold
Marami Kasing Nagmamagaling Eh. Di Naman Botante, So Shut Up Nalang
>>73454717
but still Ramon Bautista sucks Roxas dick
>>73454895
her face says he fucked up.
>>73454895
Marami kasing bobotanteng hindi marunong sumunod sa patakaran ng election eh, SO SHUT UP NA LANG
>>73454924
Its ok. We still have memes that we can share to our grandchildren
>>73454924
If Roxas paid you P50M if you'll just shill for him, would you?
>>73455101
true. I will still vote for dutdut tho.
>>73454895
Kahit yung mga botante nagmamagaling parin sa politics
>>73454895
This is why Lisa is best
>>73455027
I think this picture was taken before the woman's palm went through her face until it broke the wall and reached the next room.
>>73450440
Mabuhay si Miriam Santiago, Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
>>73450440
Can I get a vote?
>>73450440
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
ALLAH ACKBAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4&feature=youtu.be
>>73450440
>no live update link from Globalist Media Arts
I voted almost three hours ago.
Also:
>all those malfunctioning vote counting machines
>a local celebrity under fire for posting a selfie with a ballot
When are we getting the results of the presidential election?
I hope we are getting it within a day but knowing our shitty country the results might appear within two months.
>>73455465
SHIEET!
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/08/politics/duterte-wins-philippine-presidential-elections/
>>73450440
>Flip in charge of relevance
Cuckolded by china, cucked by islam. GG.
>>73455754
That celebrity is a libtard party supporter.
>>73455465
That aspect ratio
>>73455465
THE ABSOLUT MADMANG
>>73456238
But you're getting cucked by the Philippines.
By 2050 Filipina maids will be the majority of Singapore.
Chink Sings will be a minority.
>all those faggots including the local celebrity I mentioned earlier using their phones inside their respective precincts
Who's ready for civil war lads once Mar wins this shit out of rigging?
Let's get this shit started.
Just got done voting for Duterte.
I am a low info voter so I was all "literally who" on every other name in the ballot.
>>73456609
Some of my votes are from the recommendation of my mother.
The street where my cluster is located have spray-paints of a candidate for councilor.
>>73456573
I dindu nuffin
And finally here's the photo of the libtard celebrity relationshit who took photos of their ballots.
>ComElec
what a fucking joke
>>73456973
>don't bring RECORDING DEVICES as said by Comelec
>those fuckers takes pictures
I want Mar to lose badly so this fuckers would be butthurt.
>>73456973
>endorse Mar "the cuck" Roxas
>church tells you to vote DU30
>there's a report of some underage voters in a Maguindanao town
>>73457185
You dont want to burn in hell right?
>>73456973
>that girl on the right
Topkek
>>73456973
>breaking the law
ohoho under DU30 that's a bullet in the head
>DU30 to vote in Mati later this afternoon
>>73457395
I will follow Duterte to Hell so you can live in paradise.
>Inday Sara DU30: "Rules is rules"
Also, I'm both first-time voter and /pol/ poster.
>>73457597
Now let the redpill go through you
>>73457728
Also lurked before.
>>73457597
>first-time /pol/ poster
son... you don't want to know
who is the /pol/ approved Flip candidate?
>>73456920
>>73456573
this would be the funniest thing on tv if 4chan/pol/ tier people starts raging shit like these in the interviews
>>73457824
Dutdut obviously. He's basically the leftist version of Trump
>>73457821
See >>73457808
Also, mudslime celebrity detected. Pic related.
>>73454924
This settles it, I am now a cruze missle.
>>73457929
so robin will go to jail too? keks
>>73457929
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many times should Comelec say that recording on your votes isnt allowed?
>>73457824
Duterte, Trump bravado with the brain of Floyd Mayweather
Another photo of the same libtard female celebrity from before
>>73458312
Forgot pic
>>73458347
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73458347
who's dis qt
>>73458526
Well Mar better make sure she at least votes for him after paying her lots of taxpayer's money.
>SOROS' AFFILIATE (SMARTMATIC) RUNS FLIP ELECTIONS CONFIRMED
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/20/soros-board-member-chairs-firm-running-online-balloting-for-tuesdays-utah-caucuses/
Expect rigging my friends
>>73458583
Why does the Comelec allow this???? Its on their rules not to allow recordings
>>73458581
The author of pic related
>>73450440
Just in case no one got the memo
>because a precinct is running out of indelible ink one finger is hammered instead
kek
>>73458347
Would rub my dick on her shoulders while shes shading that shit.
Make Philippines Great Again.
>>73458892
kek
>>73458753
>Grace's husband is a spy from CIA
>CIA is with Smartmatic
Say it with me. PRESIDENT GRACE POE LLMAZARES.
>>73458892
spell mo muna indelible ink
>>73459043
It's a satire pic anyway.
>>73458583
I wonder how much tax payers money did robin gett from dutdut>>73457929
and julia barreto
>>73450440
Okay flipbros, here's your chance. Pick the right guy and you can finally prove that you are indeed the Most Powerful Race in the World.
>>73458985
>>73459186
THEY DO IT FOR FREE.
>>73458753
I would be expecting a poe win
>>73450440
Is that crazy guy who wishes he'd been able to gang rape a rape victim still winning? Please God, Flipys, don't let me down. We need Trumps on every corner of Earth.
>>73459261
I doubt it
Flips are accepting to Muslims now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR-4pgYpHd4
When will /pol/ accept Muslim is a religion of peace and not a meme?
>>73459307
DU30's cheapass as fuck, he's commie Sanders tier.
>>73458837
one of my favourite memes desu. wonder why it never left /pol/ like other memes did.
>>73459282
yes we will by the power of meme magic
I voted for Grace Poe she is going to win shitlords
>>73459401
but not his Chinese backesr and quiboloy
>>73459568
Quiboloy is a heretic tho. Someday I will burn him at the stakes
fucking sluts voting with their vaginas and not with their pussies
PUTANG INA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My Libtard yellow ribbon parents are freaking the fuck out, it's glorious.
Mommy vote BTFO
Cory magic BTFO
>>73459646
but spare the harem
>>73459646
He's a rich heretic
they say he converts fags to straight people too
I have flip friends on facebook who post Duterte shit all the fucking time. Who is this guy, and why do you care?
>That feel when not allowed to vote because I'm a dual citizen.
Thank god. I hate the heat. The sun gives me a bad heat rash.
Post flip sluts/qts please.
what's the deal with this shit? who am I supposed to support?
>>73460019
Short version is he's basically the Flip Edition of Trump, absolute madman and all.
>a deposed governor insists that he should take over the votes of his son who withdrawn from the race for governor of Laguna but it's too late
>>73459707
You forgot:
>Meme Rocucks BTFO
>another faggot posting a pic of her ballot with a candidate she shaded
>>73460113
Binay : ^ )
>>73460019
Mayor of Davao city who kills criminals, told the pope to fuck off, told US and Australia to fuck off after the ambassadors were unhappy with his rape joke, is leading the polls and ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>73460113
Mar "the Cuckold" Roxas :-^)
>>73460019
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Al Jewzeera made a documentary about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU
>>73460276
>didnt cover the posters name
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>>73460767
But this one does.
>>73459434
Add polish duck
>>73455869
Then you haven't been in the last presidential election... It just took a day, kaibigan.
>>73460850
palabok
>>73460767
why would i care whos the poster behind that.
>>73460999
because they will be arrested
>>73460999
They will be doxxed stupid goy
>>73460850
Let it pass
so lets dox anon?
im now getting all of her friends
my red flags are
>memes
>greentext
>reaction pics from 4chan
>anime
>comelec website is fucked right now
>>73460372
I'm glad he told our pussy ambassador to fuck off. I hate it when foreign countries get involved in local elections when they are not relevant. Fuck Obongo for appointing some political hack to be ambassador.
>>73461598
Funny how duturtle supporters are showing early poll results while citing the comelec website as source...
....yet the site is down
No initial results until 6 pm?
Are there punishment for people who posted their ballots on their jewbook?
>>73461054
>>73461127
they're morons, they deserve it
>>73460579
Duerte seems pretty awesome actually
recently turned 18, I would have voted for du30 if i could, but moved out of there 6 years ago fortunately
MPGA
>>73450440
Putang ina bobo
>>73463235
>>73463235
Make Philippines Islamic Again
>>73463445
(you)
I don't see the problem with him, if he actually is beyond the corruption.
No clue on that front, but your nation does have a corruption issue (who's doesn't, of course)
But, I think that should be dealt with first and foremost
dumb island mexicans
>people like to compare Duterte to Trump
sure, they're similar but Duterte isn't filthy rich.
>>73463592
kay
>implying being rich is bad
>all those autists and retards defending the libtard relationshits after they took photos of their ballots
>>73463538
(you)
>>73463686
I'm not saying it's bad, I'm saying they're not exactly the same.
>>73463592
He reminds me more of judge dredd than donald trump.
who do you guys actually think will win?
>>73463744
But islam and chinese 2d porn doesnt work?
>>73463750
Yes they are
>both are nationalists
>both are anti establishment
>both are constantly mocked by the media
>both are anti Washington DC elites
>both are politically incorrect
>both can make their nations great again
What the fuck is happening, who are we cheering for?
>>73463922
>Philippines
>again
>>73463962
Binay
>>73455027
I really hate this moron. That girl at the back did a good job, but she should've gave him the middle finger!!
>>73464051
we were better than Japon and China during the cold war
*DUT DUT*
CAN'T STOP THE DUTERTRAIN
only bitay
>>73457597
are
>>73463893
The madman Duterte. The nationalists are RISING
>>73463922
>nationalist
He's a full blown commie that would suck china's dick whenever he can.
>>73464051
we were part of the greatest nation in the world, so yes, again :^)
>>73464261
She made a typo.
>>73464283
Fuck off LP
>>73463922
>Liberal
Literally nothing liberal they are fighting for or whatever project involving it
>Nationalist
Dont even ask.
>>73461054
>>73461127
>COMELEC
>Poe voter
>get arrested
>went to the consulate to get passport renewed earlier this year
>inquired about election registration
>they told me the registration deadline closed last October
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOSER party
>>73464463
>Liberal
what the fuck are you talking about?
>Nationalist
nice try stupid Libfag
Criminals in full damage control!!!!
Fucking KEKEKEKKEKE
>>73464645
i dont even like both
What im saying they are just using party names for meme you dumb shit
>>73464283
hi MKL
>>73464283
he's a nationalist but only for Mindanao(and for a certain group of people there if you know what I mean) or maybe the Visayans
what would happen if Miriam browses /pol/
>>73451268
>more importantly to the United States of America
>>73464744
dafuq are you talking about?
>I dont even like both
GTFO and suck Hillary or Comrade Sander's dick
>that damage control from kathnielfags and libtards
>>73465044
>>73465129
>>73465047
>>73465190
kys
>>73465291
>implying
this is an awoovement
>>73465328
>the redditlord is mad
>>73465291
That was for registration.
>>73465328
people here think the liberal party is actually liberal
we just want to join in with the fun of /pol/
How long until the results are announced?
>>73465469
>i dont understand what hes saying
>he must be from reddit
>>73464283
if nationalist he means it's Kabataan or Bayan Muna Party-List tier nationalist
If Duterte is elected yall glorious Flip bastards better stream the executions.
>>73465636
That would be cool but i doubt they would live stream that shit.
>>73465590
>derails the subject with cryptic sentences that only him understands
>complains why I dont understand what he's saying
>>73465190
>>73465291
>>73465328
>>73465374
>>73465412
All this FLAG in so little thread
My god
>>73465588
Initial results starts in less than 5 hours maybe
>>73465782
>knows what reddit is like
>>73465786
Flips are common as fuck mate
>>73465786
Your country's flip miscegenate is the guy in pictured in >>73465291
>>73465786
They made this for temp containment thread.
They cant really have a /flip/ thread on /int/
what candidate does /pol/ support?
>>73465938
I'm not trying to fucking collect them you sheep fucking junior, I'm just commenting on the fact that we appear to have a temporary infestation
>>73466035
Miriam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0
we did it guys we are famous now
GAS THE KIKES WHEN FROM THE ORDERS OF OUR ISLAMIC COMRADE DUTERTE?
Anyone worried that Duterte is Marcos 2.0?
>>73465901
>denies he's a redditfag
are you even trying?
>>73466167
I thought Marcos 2.0 was running as a VP nominee
>>73466090
>John Oliver
oy vey
>>73466098
Gas the chinese kikes?
>>73450440
Meh i don't want to vote and i'm not voter anyway :^).
>>73466181
>it takes one to know one
>>73466220
yes he is
>>73466167
I think I'm more worried that Marcos is a dictator meme is going out of control.
>>73463427
>AGAIN
>>73466298
yes of course
desu
senpai
baka
>>73466090
Oy vey current year man!!
>>73466090
hahahahahaha
>>73466413
>>73466375
i never claimed i was but you admitted that you are
>>73466090
I don't like them both. They can go fuck themselves for all I care
>>73466090
>those comments
"p-please like us whitey"
>>73466535
>flipping the blame
Trully reddit tier
VOTED FOR POE TRILLANES
BUT I SHADED BASED PALPARAN'S CIRCLE FIRST
>>73466773
>SHILLANES
I don't know how someone can be this much of a cuck
>>73466668
>flipping the blame
you're the one who called out on me for being reddit and im suddenly flipping it?
0/10 not even gonna reply again.
>>73466357
He's an oligarch that wants to secure his stolen wealth
Weird thing is he probably has NPA ties now
>>73466833
dutertard detected
it's palparan who i like anyway, he kills leftist NPAshits
>>73467018
Fuck off criminal scum
>>73466879
qt meadow
>>73467018
Fuck off druggie
>>73467066
I'm all for killing criminals but why is the commie party and NPA an exemption?
>>73467066
/pol/ is a right wing area, get out of here dutertard
>>73466879
>not even gonna reply again.
>>73467248
>implying any of the candidates are right winged
>>73467239
Silly Anon
The commies, the NPA and the death squad are the same group
They're like the MNLF, MILF, BIFF and ASG
>>73467239
You know that they are just commie wannabes. They are the same exact people that is against the way the philippine gov't been run since the Cory administration.
All hell break lose in this country from the time Cory assumed the administration, both NPA and wannabe mudslime terrorists.
Duterte's goal is to unite the people.
>>73463538
>>73467248
>Philippines
>Being right wing is viable
>When there are thousands of tribes with various cultures
There are some places where this and that is what's supposed to be. Also Duterte is centrist left.
>>73467447
Prove this!
>>73467447
It just seems like they commit atrocites worse than criminals and they will be pardon for it
For me the should be anhilated
LP is winning
>>73467066
Killing people coz criminal... Not fixing the underlying issues...
>>73467440
>DDS is NPA
DDS are composed of retired policemen, policemen that are still in service, and civil individuals. They work like Gestapo or something.
>>73467566
>centrist left
Duterte is literally a Bernout with balls
>>73467648
Read facts and articles around the internet. Also try asking your professors. Even though I lay you all the facts you still need to fact check it yourself because filipinos are inherently biased towards what they believe.
>>73467757
What issues? You want the government to fix themselves? Fucking lazy pinoy.
Try to understand that change needs to come within ourselves!!! We are getting too much unruly. Fucking shitters with blame everyone mentality is ruining this fuckign country!!
nananalo si marujas
>>73467778
both knows nothing about economy so maybe yes
>>73467809
And what makes the internet any better tho?
I could just make a blog full of bullshit about our per history and people will cite it
>TV5 claims my province is Roxas
I wonder how much they're paid cause everyone I know votes DU30 and nobody went to Roxas' gathering when he came here
>>73467778
Duterte is centrist left leaning authoritarian.
Bernie is centrist left leaning on liberalism.
>>73467920
I said facts and sources in the internet. Not all information you get from the itnernet is from blogs or some dipshit.
>>73467934
Tv5 is bias
>most of my friends will vote for Dick just for that "ipasok si Dick sa senado" joke
>>73467934
the tulfos are pro duterte though
IPASOK SI DICK
>>73467988
And its holding company is owned by an indon-chink through corporate layers.
>>73467989
but Dick is great
I voted for him in 2010. insted we get a fucking minion president.
>>73468029
Then they are bias
Rodrigo Duterte is leading the race said by ABS-CBN
>>73467989
>mfw voted for Dick
>>73467989
welp, Dick is useful tho and creates legit laws. Panot on the other hand only made that Half Rice law
>>73467898
>Implying i'm lazy
>Implying poverty is not the real issue
>middle class doesn't understand why poor people are miserable..... >>coz mrt is alway broken.
when can we see the vote tally?
Three hours left to vote in precincts with fully working vote counting machines.
>>73467981
Those facts and sources are most of the time blogsites and anecdotes from professors from their books. Should I just take thier word for it?
I'm I not allowed to question them just because they are "Facts"form the internet?
>>73465031
>implying she doesn't
how else is she so infested with cancer