>at church this morning
>preacher starts saying some stuff that kinda sounds like he's bashing Trump
>I get up and yell "You better not be attacking Donald Trump"
>he acts like he didn't
>I yell "if you're not with Trump, you're not with God"
>parishoners start applauding and chanting "Trump Trump Trump"
>preacher is forced from the pulpit and another Church Member takes the podium and starts impersonating Trump
>mfw my church became a Trump Church.
If you were a real Christian, you'd be preaching unconditional love - you'd be chanting for Sanders!
>>73449965
>real Christian
>chanting for an atheist
>>73449965
Christ and Socialism are incompatable, Socialism is godless. As is Sanders an Atheist.
>>73449965
He does it FOR FREE
>>73449823
what denomination?
>>73449823
so much for christian values
>>73449823
as an americunt you have nothing, all belongs to private corporations. Tax money doesnt give you decent health insurance, americunts came to third world to pay for tooth surgery and pathetic shit like that, even fucking Cuba gave people decent health services.
You people are fucking delusional, all of you.
It would be funny if this happened. Your mother wouldn't have made you dinner on that day.
>>73449823
one of my best friends of years in church is a cruzmissile. He thinks Trump's a liberal. Not really sure what to say about it yet because I liked Cruz before he started running and uncloaked into a globalist Bush insider.
I remember when atheism just meant no belief in a higher power and diversity meant different races, not white genocide.
Unless it always meant that and they kept the meaning hidden.
Crooked Hillary Clinton, do you know where you are? You're in the Trump Jungle Baby!
Watch
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
,,,
>>73450254
Episcopalian. Same denomination as Trump.
>>73449965
What you are describing has nothing to do with real Christianity.
>>73449823
You're not a real christian OP.
Fucking piece of shit faggot. You're going to hell.
>>73449823
I just watched this movie me jamal and the dying girl and I think imma vote for sanders now. Movie made me cry and realize love will save us all. Who's with me pol?
>>73450681
Shut up, I'm liberal now so I think if we just suck off op and then suck eachother off we can solve all of our problems bro.
>>73449965
TRUMP:
>Hasn't come out strongly against fags
>Divorced twice
>Wealth hoarder
this guy is the antichrist, you idiot.
>>73450803
worse than Obama in terms of potential for going to heaven IMO
>>73450839
>>73450803
I want to finger your vagina
>>73449965
Its always a fucking leaf
>>73449823
Today on things that never happened
>>73450803
Wrong.
The antichrist won't be hated by the world, he'll be loved by nearly everyone for his power to unite the world, and seize control three and half years later.
>>73450986
they have the internet in El Salvador?
>>73450681
Christianity is finished. Now is the time of the Imperial Cult.
>>73451090
spic spotted
>>73450986
I don't care if it's a trap, I'd let it suck my dick
That's it.
/pol/ is the most autistic board bar none
>>73449823
In Utah:
>at Temple this morning
>Bishop starts saying some stuff that kinda sounds like he's bashing Trump
>I get up and yell "You better be attacking Donald Trump!"
>he tells me he did
>I yell "if you're not with Cruz, you're gonna lose!"
>parishoners start applauding and chanting "Cruz Cruz Cruz"
>bishop accidentally shits his magical underwear and excuses himself while another Church Member takes the podium and starts impersonating Cruz
>mfw my church became a Cruise Missile
>>73451310
"You go to Brussels — I was in Brussels a long time ago, 20 years ago, so beautiful, everything is so beautiful — it's like living in a hellhole right now," - God Emperor Trump
>>73449823
>>73449965
God I hate my fucking countrymen.
>>73451542
>mfw my church became a Cruise Missile
You know they're called "mosques" if they're muslim churches, right?
>>73451849
>utah
>temple
>bishop
Kill yourself
>>73449965
First post shit post
>>73450602
high energy video
>>73449823
>Things that definitely happened
>>73449965
>you'd be preaching unconditional love - you'd be chanting for Sanders!
Unconditional Faggotry. I never have to love you. Never see me or my son again.
>>73451310
Fuck off Hans.
Good for you OP.
Christ didn't die on the cross so that America could become Mexico.
>>73450164
>Bern-out is an atheist
>>73449823
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500
>>73449823
These truly are the end times.
>>73451247
Yeah, you were spotted.
>>73449965
Why didn't you die at fort mcdonalds
>>73451542
>Temple
>christian
What?
>>73450647
Trump is Presbyterian
>>73450986
You're making us look bad
Fuck off
>>73451090
Shitty internet
Shitty women
Shitty economy
Good food
>>73450176
The National Socialists were Christian. Communism is Godless unless you consider Lucifer a God.
>>73453021
he is a M*rm*n
>>73450602
Great video
>>73449823
and then everyone in the church stood up and cheered. Then you received 4 nobel peace prizes and the preacher went to jail for 5 life sentences
>this happened
>>73450164
>>73449823
>talking during mass
Noncatholics need to leave. I'm sick of you tambourine-shaking baptists, catholic-lite anglicans, and the rest of you fucking heretics shitting up this board and this world.
>>73450176
Christ was a socialist, but he also had miracles to pull from.
>>73453251
So, he would be part of the CHURCH of Latter-Day Saints. Not Temple. Temple is where god's chosen go.
>>73449823
ITT: things that never happened.
>>73449965
>>73449965
THIS
/thread
>>73453564
yeah that's disrespectful as hell. it doesn't matter if you don't agree with the preacher(or whatever the fuck protestant fucks have) you must treat religious officials with respect.
Trump's best line:
>I don't ask god for forgiveness because I do nothing wrong
>gets Christian votes
I have yet to see any compelling evidence that any trump supporter is not a complete retard.
>>73449823
Deus Vult
>>73454312
http://m.christianpost.com/news/trump-why-do-i-have-to-repent-or-ask-for-forgiveness-if-i-am-not-making-mistakes-video-141856/
>>73454143
Fucking protties have no respect for the office. I went to a protestant """""service""""" once. Never again.
>>73454312
>>I don't ask god for forgiveness because I do nothing wrong
Except he said nothing like that. He said he doesn't ask God forgiveness because he would much rather fix the problems he caused.
>>73454312
>Christians
>retards
pick both
>inb4 mudslim
>>73449823
and then the entire room started clapping
>>73450986
what a cute girl :3 Her eyes look so beautiful.
>>73449823
Would be nice if it happened
>>73454950
See
>>73454837
But you're a trump supporter so lets see if you passed 8th grade English:
>I don't ask for forgiveness because I do nothing wrong
> Why do I have to repent or ask for forgiveness if I am not making mistakes.
>why do I have to = why should I
>why should I = I do not because there is no reason to.
>I am not making mistakes= I have not done anything incorrectly
> incorrectly = wrong= mistake
>I am not making any mistakes therefore I do not seek forgiveness
>I do nothing wrong therefore I do not repent.
But here I am once again using logic vs a trump supporter.
>>73449823
Hallelujah Church of Trump
>>73456019
Well I confused your statement for a similar statement he made but I'll still argue that he's right because there is no link between "I am not making any mistakes therefore I do not seek forgiveness" and "I do nothing wrong therefore I do not repent."
For example, if you were to shoot someone invading your home and someone said "How could you just kill someone like that? You need to ask God for forgiveness!" why should you listen to them if you know you truly aren't making a mistake since the bible says you're allowed to defend yourself and your family with lethal force if need be? Why should Trump ask God for forgiveness just because his actions are being judged by mortal standards and not God's standards? It's like if you were eating meat and a vegetarian went up to you and said you need to ask God for forgiveness for eating a dead animal. Who are they to say what you are doing is a sin?
>>73456621
Good Satan you actually argued...but fine ill bite.
Trump:
>multiple divorces and remarriage
Bible:
>no divorces
Unless you're gonna cherry pick the bible for your next trick.
>>73456982
I'm not even religious so I don't give a fuck about divorce and I don't think it's relevant at all to tell the character of a man however I'll give you that one since he did fuck up by his own moral standards by divorcing.
>>73450602
NOICE
>at mosque this morning
>imam starts saying some stuff that kinda sounds like he's bashing the prophet Muhammad (pbuh)
>I get up and yell "You better not be attacking the prophet Muhammad (pbuh)"
>he acts like he didn't
>I yell "if you're not with the prophet Muhammad (pbuh), you're not with Allah m8"
>followers of the prophet Muhammad (pbuh) start applauding and chanting "Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar"
>imam is forced from the pulpit and another Mosque Member takes the podium and starts impersonating the prophet Muhammad (pbuh)
>mfw my mosque became a Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) Mosque
>>73449823
awesome! kek bless you
>>73450560
>Unless it always meant that and they kept the meaning hidden.
I suspect so
>At college
>Berniefag talks about how white privileged I am
>Started calling him a cuck
>He breaks down crying and starts shitting his pants
>Everyone on campus yelled "Anon is the man"
>They all start cheering my name including Berniefag's girlfriend
>Berniefag's girlfriend starts blowing me
>Call it a day and head back to my mansion in my Ferrari
Good times and this definitely happened.
>>73456019
hahaha
no one cares what you think, faggot
>and then I made a billion dollars and became the emperor of the universe.
