>2016
>still not Catholic
Why aren't you Catholic yet, /pol/ ?
Because I want to be directly accountable to god and not some faggot-ass priest who is accountable to some faggot-ass bishop who is accountable to some faggot-ass cardinal who is accountable to the faggot-ass pope
>>73403041
God spoke with you?
No? As expected
>>73403041
nice.
same
god ain't real and i aint retarded enough to meme my sunday mornings away because /pol/ is retarded
because as amazing as this may be to you, I dont believe that Yeshua the magical Rabbi was the son of god, or that he came back to life
i believe he was nailed to a cross and then died and thats that
>>73403977
*tips fedora*
>>73402781
Because it's not real
>>73404285
>The Latins are heretics!
>Allow divorce and abortion.
>>73402781
Because I'm a European and not a Semite.
I wish i could see that girl again.
>>73402781
I think it would be really cool if religions were the way they are in Squaresoft games, but I'm not convinced any of the ritual in real religions does anything except maybe comfort somebody via the placebo effect. I try to stay open-minded though. But I don't think I'm going to conjure a fireball or a miraculous healing anytime soon by performing a ritual.
>>73402781
I am Catholic already OP
>>73404087
Christianity is the most atheist religion. If were are to take seriously the words "Father! Why have you foresaken me?" then we see that only in Christianity is god ever alienated from himself in the way we are alienated from him.
>>73404391
>The church is very much against those
>Can't do shit because "Secular" government
Let's not forget how nicey nicey the Popefag is to faggots and degenerates.
Because Catholicism is a blasphemous version of Christianity that is not based on the Bible.
Let me say it again. Catholics don't actually read the Bible, so they wouldn't know that the entire thing is theologically incorrect and goes against everything Jesus taught.
Because I don't like kissing niggers feet
>>73402781why would i want to be cucktholic?
>>73402781
Because I'm Orthodox
>>73404540
That alienation does not equate to non-existence, though.
For the record: The story continues from there.
Jesus came back from the dead and went up to heaven to be with His Father.
>>73404936
>German not wanting to be a cuck. Too late.
Because I was baptized Anglican when I was born & because I have a hard time with believing that the pope is actually a good thing and not a miscarriage of justice against humble would be servants of God. If you're Catholic, more power to you but the whole pope thing is a little seedy to me.
Christcuck, get out
>>73404598
Hey look, an American Evangelical Protestacuck.
>>73402781
Because I'm protestant
>>73402781
Because the scriptures need an update, big time.
Apparently it's coming after WW3 and Jews and Muslims are obliterated. We'll see.
>>73405080
You may say you don't believe in god, but I'm willing to bet that you still behave as if he does, often fearing the judgement of a big other for your sins/wrong doing.
As the old joke goes, a madman who believed he was a grain of wheat was treated in an asylum until he was convinced he was actually a man and released. A day later he comes back, terrified, saying he encountered a chicken and was afraid it was going to eat him. The doctors reply "But you know you're not a grain? Why would you be afraid of this!"
"Yes of course I know I'm not a grain! But does the chicken?"
>>73404531
God bless.
>>73405560
Fucking Pentecostals
>>73402781
>2016
>Being a cucktholic
don't want to be a follower of the cuckpope
>>73405762
>>73405560
Can you guys please take your Pentacostals back?
>>73405763
The last real pope was JP2.
Benedictine was still alive when he abdicated and Francis is a Jesuit.
The Black Pope is no man of God.
>>73403872
God spoke to the pope?
No? As expected.
He spoke to his messengers and the messengers left us with their books. So if you want to get in touch with God read from the source.
>>73405900
catholicism is completely irrelevant since vatican 2
they removed guardian angels.
>>73405841
Be strong, schismatic ; Pentacostals are the most preachy heretic denomination
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>>73402781
>mfw some pharisees cosplayers try to tell me that any priestly pleb can perform miracles like transforming bread and wine into the body and blood of christ
>>73405295
dont call me a cuckman that offends me,im not a cuck.
im just here to leech welfare and have these cucks literally pay my rent n sheit and will move away as soon as shit hits the fan
>>73406323
The scriptures just need an update, but not like a 'Vatican 2 Electric Boogaloo' update.
We need to move onto something new. All of us.
This trying to interpret ancient religion stuff is killing all of us.
Humans have a spiritual side, but that spiritual side needs to be updated from time to time. Let's say every 2000 years or so.
We're about ready.
>>73406615
atheism with secularisation creates a new religion.
>>73402781
God isn't a liar. So I'm a fundamentalist.
>>73406411
I honestly hope he is in Heaven.
it's about time we end all abrahamic religions and go back to our pagan roots
2bh
>>73402781
I LOVE being Catholic. I've never had so many tasty Muslim cocks around me.
>>73402781
I'm a Catholic, but I have nothing but disdain for the catholic church.
>>73406615
No there is plenty in the bible yet to be revealed.
>>73406615
Now go Google the authenticated bust of Seneca.
>>73402781
I want to but every time I rationalize away what the Pope said he says some new shit, like how Europe should open its arms to all the refugees of the world while also somehow providing well paying jobs to young folks, like it was that fucking easy. I don't like this worldly utopian stuff he's preaching, it smells like Marxism.
>>73402781
Because I'm High Church Anglican. We don't accept the authority of the Pope.
We respect Catholicism. My family are descendants of Huguenots and had to leave France because of massacres. I've got a French family name. Our faith is very traditional. The branch I follow is close to Orthodoxy.
We are not evangelical nor do we proselytize. We are all one family through Christ.
My wife is Scottish Presbyterian, our daughter is Methodist . We attended all three churches.
I'd explain more, but I'm on a new tablet computer, and it's taking a long while to type.
Peace to you.
>>73408692
Fair enough.
God bless.
