I put in my entire life savings (£9,800) to bet that Trump will be President. Either that or I helium myself. Theres no turning back now. LETS DO THIS
Sleep tight sweet prince
>>73400028
Good luck anon
>>73400028
good luck anon
>>73400028
get ready to lose it all buddy
>>73400028
THE ABSOLUTEMADMAN
CoalBerners contribute to his campaign, we seek to join in God Emperors victory and glory
>>73400028
Trump is gonna get stumped HARD.
Just wait...
>>73400028
Good luck anon
>yfw hillary wins
Smooth move, Ex-Lax.
>>73400028
MADMAN
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>>73400028
I can't believe these kids are actually investing money on that faggot.
>>73400028
screencaps?
i want proof
>>73400028
Good luck anon.
>>73400028
GOOD LUCK ANON!
I put $1,000 bucks over there.
proof?
>>73400028
LMAO
As much as I want the God Emperor to win, I acknowledge it is impossible. It's obviously all rigged and Hillary will become president; even if all of the US vote for Trump.
>>73400028
What kind of odds did you get on this?
Every US election I've voted in i've lost. At 18 I voted for John Kerry (brainwashed). Got my shit together and voted against Obama 2x and lost. So fucking tilted, I just want to win.
> shillary wins
>brexit fails
> conservatives split, Cameron can't hold them together
>corbyn takes advantage and becomes PM.
>farage's temazepam addiction comes to light and ukip falls apart in leadership contest
Oh god, anon!!!
As much as I despise her, Hillary is going to win. Trump offers hope in the form of entertainment on the way to voting day, but Hillary has the structures of manipulation behind her.
That said, I hope Trump wins. Lesser of two evils.
>>73400028
Better stock up on that helium, boy.
>>73400028
what are the odds / spread?
>>73400028
what were the odds?
if he loses why dont you use the heliumd on hillary
RIP Anon 2004-2016
Australian Betting Agency "Sports Bet' has Hillary as the clear favorite to win.
1.36x pay out.
Whilst a Trump win is 3x payout..... not bad
>>73401386
>Deez Nuts
>>73401306
Please timestamp this with a picture of a screen, this is too easy to photoshop. C'mon, if you're willing to bet all you life's savings into this then you must be willing to do us a favour.
>>73401306
What website is that? Why would you not use betfair exchange?
>entire life savings
>£9800
POORFAG
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>>73400028
Trump wont even run when the sex scandal drops. You goof'd
>>73400028
Give me your email so I can give you shit if he loses you absolute mad cunt.
>>73400756
In that case helium would be a better choice anyway.
>>73400028
Good luck anon
>>73401386
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.107373419 3.0 isn't good odds for Trump.
Where do you guys bet?
>>73401646
>sex scandal
the tabloids have been all over trump's life for decades
he doesn't have any secrets left that could hurt him
>>73400028
my whole savings are like 5€...
>>73401481
lol almost exactly the same odds at William Hill for the UK/EU Vote
>>73400028
Damn m8 I thought my bet was a lot
good luck senpai
>>73400028
How and where did you do this anon, I want in on the big money?
>betting 10k on a white man's candidate in 21st century America
absolute mad man
>>73400028
You could've moved to the US with that money and buy a big fat trailer for you and your hick waifu
OP you bastard don't waste it all. We need soldiers and arms for the coming race war.
>>73400028
>be me, trump supporter at liberal campus with liberal friends
>open trump supporter, but most of my lib fag friends are chill about it
>put $100 dollars on trump to win the repub primary
>odds were 5:1 when I bet
>throw trump themed BBQ pool party with a quarter of my winnings
>wear my MAGA hat as I work the grill, awarding all my friends free burgers and booze if they say "MAGA"
>put 200 more on trump winning presidency
>pocket the rest
Life is good
>he fell for the Trump hype meme
He has no chance, fool
>>73401873
>>73401768
Damn Betfair has very good odds for the Trump.
>>73401873
I was SO close to putting around £500 on Trump to win the republican nomination a couple weeks back when Ted Cruz's odds suddenly dropped to around 6ish. Can't fucking believe I didn't do it.
>>73401904
Good god. This is almost as bad as electing a Muslim to be your capitol's mayor.
>>73402109
nah mate I think a muslim president is a little worse
>>73402050
You'll nearly always get better odds for pretty much everything on an exchange, bookies have terrible odds.
I hope many from /pol/ follow your brave example, OP.
>>73400296
Still, down from a thousand to one outsider.
Can not
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>>73402259
whats interesting though is that Hillary's odds are the same on both.
Put on a trip so /pol/ can roast you if Trump loses
>>73400028
You should have done that when he was at 40 to 1 odds instead of 4 to 1 odds, slowbloke
>>73400028
The whole thing is rigged, I doubt trump will win
>>73402450
Her odds dropped slightly on betfair over the last couple days, think she was around 1.42 earlier this week.
One ISIS attack is all it takes, might just have to be a bad european one even!
>>73401976
Should have quit while you were ahead but you were up anyway so I guess it's no big deal.
>>73400694
Incumbents usually win.
>>73402729
Do you know anyone ever being banned or prohibited from winning too much on an exchange betfair?
It supposedly doesn't happen....
>>73402450
There's an image I didn't need to see.
>>73400028
PaddyPower has trump as 2:1
>>73401786
>he doesn't have any secrets that could hurt him
Lets talk about his Méxican gay lover.
>>73403004
here mate have another one.
>>73402981
Never heard of a case. It doesn't make sense that it would anyway, exchanges just facilitate different people covering each others bets, none of the money is actually put up by the owners of the exchange, they just collect 2-5% commission on all winnings.
They actually benefit from people winning large amounts.
>>73401960
I want her to sit on my face, and choke me out as I cum inside of her.
>>73403195
Thanks, have a Jew trap.
>not betting on both candidates
>>73400028
>Entire life savings
>tfw I saved 7,000 in a few weeks
>>73403585
Oy vey that would cost me more shekels >>73403501
>>73402981
I always like this pic. Those sure are some monster mammary melons
>>73400028
Godspeed anon.
>>73403040
he doesn't have any true stories out there that could hurt him
>>73400028
If Trump loses keep yourself alive for the race war and die in the race war.
>>73400394
I NO HUH 4 REALZ
>>73400028
It was a satire bro
>>73403501
Well looks like i'll be signing up to betfair at some point soon.
thanks for the tip you pommie cunt
>>73401386
If you bet now and Trump's odds get better do you keep the same payout when you put money in or does it kind off adjust to new people later on?
>>73401698
This
>>73400028
Anyone knows a good betting site that accepts Paypal?
>>73400694
>brainwashed
That was the only smart thing you did. GWB's admin was horrible for your nation and for the world. If Kerry had won, maybe he would have changed the SEC's bush-era directive to take a hands off approach on the leveraging practices of the 5 specific banks that the bush admin wanted them to give free reign to...he sure could not have done worse. Maybe he would have even put the Iraq war on budget instead of just kicking the can.
NOW you're actually brainwashed.
Not that you care about facts or any sort of nuance at all. Enjoy your infotainment, and try not to cry too hard.
>>73402154
sick bantz
>>73403706
Why is it that big boobed American girls never properly keep clean the folds of skin between their breast.
>>73404387
You get paid out at the odds the bet was placed at.
>>73400028
You're an idiot. Trump is going down in epic fashion. Get your money back now.
>>73400028
gl bro don't forget to gg after you win or lose
>Place £5000 bet on Trump winning at 3/1 odds
>Place £12500 bet on Hillary winning at 2/5 odds
>Bet £17500 in total
>If Hillary wins, no problem, you win all your money back
>If Trump wins you win your money back and get £2500 extra
Take that globalists
>>73404517
oh my god I hate women
>>73404648
what if someone else wins?
Hey fellow burgers, what's a good site to bet on over here?
How much is that in relevant currency?
>>73404895
Not enough #GaryMissiles for it to happen.
>>73402981
these are some really top notch tits
>>73404461
i much rather have a direct war with islam than just let them take us over like the coward obama
he didn't even visit france after the attacks
didn't give a shit about belgium while it was bombed and on fire
fuck obama
>>73400028
Good luck.
>>73404648
>tfw Hillary get indicted and britbong loses 12500
But that would probably insure Trump victory
Don't they hold onto that until the election? How do you pay bills in the meantime?
>>73404949
Not worth the risk, even the most legit website can go belly up overnight. Just go to your nearest casino and support the American Indians.
>>73404895
Sudoku
at the last uk election there was an absolute madman who placed a £30,000 (THIRTY THOUSAND) bet on the Conservatives winning more than 325 seats
Everyone said it was impossible (pollsters, pundits, even the Conservative leader)
Then it turned out all the polls were wrong, the Conservatives got 330 seats and the madman won £150k
>>73404986
Asian tits fuck yeah
>>73402909
if you got into math you would see he is still ahead
>>73400296
FUCK OFF AQUAFRESH
>>73400394
BUILD
>>73400028
Goodluck you madman
>>73400296
I figured reddit would be here
>>73404665
Would you turn straight for this?
>>73400028
Dude. I know people who make that much in a month and a half. That's not a lot.
Get your shekels together goyim
I wish that i could bet on brexit
reee
>>73405204
Really? I've looked at Bovoda and that's Canadian and has been around since 2011 so I think that's more or less safe from our gay laws.
>>73402981
Wonder what Amy did to Katie to make her so pissed
>>73405215
tryin to sauce
>>73405215
word
my condolences
you better get ready to a life of panhandling
>>73405466
Can you not?
https://www.betfair.com/exchange/plus/#/politics/market/1.118739911
>>73405540
>>73405551
He said he's going to gas himself if he loses. You don't need cash when you're dead.
>>73405750
Sauce?
>>73400394
YOU'RE A HOTO PEENCHAY MODYCONA KOOL ARROW BITCH
>>73405922
I think its SOE 878 but not sure
if you can be bothered going through the whole video let me know.
http://javsex.net/watch-movie-soe-878-akiho-yoshizawa-yuma-asami-beautiful-assassin.html
>>73405504
Go for it then, I advise you fill up a prepaid card before registering. Can never be too safe!
what kind of odds did they give you?
>>73400028
Insanity
Lads should i put £500 on him to win?
>>73400756
the black pill
>>73400394
MAMA LA VERGA HOTO BEANER
PUTA MIERDA PISS IN YOUR OWN MOUTH WHILE I JACK IT TO KIDDIE PORN OF YOU GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A GIRAFFE
>>73405215
plz sauce :'(
>>73400394
BUILD THE WALL PACO
May the Trump train never be stopped
>>73406939
*cock
>Betting on what you WANT to happen and not on what WILL happen
LMAO, the delusion is real.
At least when that cunt wins I'll be up 300 quid.
>>73400028
Falling for the gambling jew.
>>73405400
how do i become rich merchant ?
>>73400028
I would have put it on Hillary, that way it's a win win.
>>73404986
Dammit, got her name?
>>73400028
High energy/10
>>73400028
Do you believe in God, OP?
You know suicide is a mortal sin. You might lose the money, but please, don't kill yourself. Even a bad life is better than hell.
>>73400028
Get ready to be rich enough to move to the states
audentes fortuna iuvat
>>73407062
You'll only be 100 up though.
I just hope he doesnt get shot
>>73407215
There is no doubt that OP believes in KEK.
>>73404648
>site gets raided day prior to election, all assets frozen.
>>73400028
I hope this is true, and that you link this archived thread when you cash in big time.
If you lose, so what? You're young and you can rebuild, at least you took the shot kid. You took the shot.
MFW when this shot is a bull's-eye. If I were you, I'd already have the money spent.
If Don takes one to the dome to stop his inevitable presidency, the least we the people can do is rebuild.
You did the right thing kid. I'm proud of you.
>>73400028
Your life savings are no more than 9,800 bucks? What have you been doing all day long?
Using my previous post with odds:
>>73403037
I came up with this
>Clinton : £25
>Trump: £11
>Sanders: £2
>Biden: £1
>Ryan: £1
>Romney: £1
I get a profit no matter who wins :)
>>73402592
Where do you guys bet? I keep asking but nobody will link me. It's like high school all over again.
>>73404461
You're seriously joking yourself if you think the outcomes at all would have changed under a Kerry administration.
>>73407360
Nice.
>>73400028
Well, I hope you're ready to lose your life savings to a bunch of autistic lolbertarian manchildren.
>Helium yourself
>Not going on a suicide rampage
You live in fucking Britain. Paint yourself like a shitskin and the declawed cops won't even try to stop you at first! You might even reach Breivik's score if you really put your mind to it.
>>73401001
If he loses, please assassinate someone before offing yourself at least. I don't even care who. They all suck. They are all corrupt pieces of shit with no regard for their own countrymen.
>>73400028
Absolute madman
>>73400028
> my entire life savings (£9,800)
are you 16 ?
>>73407691
Life's hard on some people
>>73400028
MADMAN
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>tfw Trump supporters will make money out of the presidential elections while Bernouts are just losing everything
Any spics know where I can bet on this? I've got someextra momey I wouldn't mind losing and betting on Trump seems awesome desu
How does betfair work btw? Give them your debit card info and they ttake your betted amount out?
>>73406965
not sure exactly
but i think its a young Hitomi Tanaka
>>73407360
What? You lose money if either Hillary or Trump wins.
If Clinton wins you you'll have £34 and you would have lost £41 leaving you -£7
If Trump wins you'll have £33 and you would have lost £41 leaving you -£8
http://www.oddschecker.com/betting-tools/dutching-calculator Use a dutching calculator if you want to do that.
>>73405312
OP has got this in a squash.
OP, what is the payout when you win?
When do you get paid and how much?
It's a lock. Believe me. Believe me.
>>73400028
>invest your own money for the wellbeing of another country without getting any returns
You wasted your money unless you're going to move to the USA
>>73407975
Send the money at
[email protected]
i'll take care of everything
>>73407691
I've never met a 16-year-old who personally was worth 10k. Maybe those who inherited it, but they don't personally own it. The rest have like $500 to their names at absolute maximum.
>>73400394
just build faggot
>>73408054
are there any configurations where you are sure to win ?
>>73407975
you have 2 go back
>>73408054
>and you would have lost £41
Why would I lose 41? I would only have lost
>Hillary wins:
>loss = 11+2+1+1+1 which is 16.
>Trump wins:
>loss = 25+2+1+1+1 which is 30
>>73405400
I make that much in about a week and a half.
>>73401960
oh fuq my dick
>>73408054
Ah yes you're right, I was adding the bet amount twice in my calcs.
>>73407215
>religious in 2016
Did god create black holes polebro? How about exoplanets?
How about deep neural networks?
How much does a soul weigh?
>>73408458
Possibly but you'd have to go across a bunch of different bookies to find the best odds you could get. Even then you'd be looking at minimal profit maybe around £2 for every £100 spent.
You could make decent profit if you only dutch Hillary and Trump but that isn't risk free obviously because you're not covering 100% of outcomes.
>>73408523
You're not counting the stake you bet on Hillary and Trump. When you bet £25 on Hillary your returns are £34 but £25 of that is your own money, your winnings are only £9. Does that make sense?
If Hillary wins your loss is 25+11+2+1+1+1 = £41 and your return is only £34
Is there any way I can bet on the us election in Canada? It seems like my nanny state doesn't allow non-sport betting.
>>73408752
DONT LIE WE ALL KNOW YOU LIKE PUTTING COCKS IN YOUR MOUTH AND ASS AND GARGLING BALLS YOU CUMGUZZLING NIGGER
>>73408221
I was but it was from software
>>73408540
Yeah, but he's a kid with a dream.
DESU Senpai I think Trump takes this now, or 'the establishment' takes him down.
Trump is a lock. He's got 6 months to work his magic.
If something unfortunate happens, what happens to OP's bet?
>>73408994
Do you gamble ?
OP needs some wizardry. I got you senpai.
OP send trump a letter saying your life is on the line. I'm sure he'd mention it during a rally.
>>73400384
CLASIC! XD
>>73400394
You mad Pedro?
>>73409278
No I do a bunch of risk free betting to make some money while at Uni.
>>73400394
LAY THOSE BRICKS SPEEDY
>>73400384
God, my aunt use to say that phrase to me all the time when I was a kid.
I have not heard anyone say that since 1989.
>>73408808
Stupid fuck.
>>73409221
how much are you worth today?
>>73400028
stay comfy based limey
What are the odds right now and where?
>>73404410
Carding election bets kek
>>73409940
>breakin' the law, breakin' the law
>it's on like donkey kong!
Should have bet last summer though
>>73409940
I like the cut of your jib!
>>73410170
Actually I still use the latter from time to time. That is a great one.
Gag me with a spoon
>>73408221
Not unrealistic. I worked at an affluent yacht club and made more than that in a summer
>>73410487
at 16?
I'm not saying that it's unrealistic, just very uncommon at most
>>73410461
I'LL GAG YOU WITH MY 18 INCH PENOR LIKE YOU WANT YOU FUCKING COCKGOBBLING CUM DUMPSTER DO YOU SHAVE YOUR KUNT?
>>73407980
its anri okita
>>73407980
>>73411166
wait thats rio hamasaki
>>73400028
good luck anglo
current odds on Will Hill
good luck anon but i think you've lost it all
i don't know why there isn't a republican candidate market
>>73411166
>>73411236
C'MON STRAYA IM BORED WITH MY OWN SHITPOSTING ENTERTAIN ME
NAO
>>73411507
p.s. i think bernie sanders for next VP at 14/1 might be a good bet
>>73400028
Might be better voting on which party will win.
I think Democrats will win.
>>73400296
M8 Ive been waiting since before my wife's son was even conceived, I dont think its gonna happen.
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>>73401786
gay sex with 10 yo Mexican boy and a dead dog
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>73400028
>get rich or die just as the world cucks itself
Not bad lad.
>>73400028
>£9,800
Pocket change
>>73400028
you'd probably be better putting it all in Amazon or Tesla stock, not as risky as your Trump bet where you will lose it all.
>>73414598
>implying those stocks aren't overhyped as shit
>>73401366
kek. underrated post
Kill yourself, no way that bloated buffoon gets anywhere close.
>>73400028
Please don't kill yourself when Hillary wins.
>>73400028
Bye bye life savings. Degenerate gambler. And you guys make fun of Berniebros for actually donating and being useful. And guess what. With the FBI shakeups and Trump becoming a communist, he just might win
>>73414828
thats the point, they are superhyped and inflated, but even if they drop A LOT OP won't lose everything like he would with his all or nothing Trump bet.
>>73415244
>degenerate
>gambler
faggot
>>73401386
Trumps odds were 6.00 2 months ago I remember because I was interested
>>73415250
this. only plebeians gamble their money. Ubermenschen put it in Israeli bonds.
>>73400394
>>73400028
You are actually fucking retarded
Bravo
>>73400028
Good man.
How likely is the president going to be between:
>trump
>clinton
>sanders
Is any other likely to get a chance?
>>73416383
Clinton - 100%
Trump - 0
Sanders - 0
And I'm a Bernie fan
I put $100 in October that Trump would become the nomine. I wish I put in more.
>>73416383
Reason I ask this is because the following sites have the following:
>ladbrokes : Trump wins : 10/1 : £10 : profit £100
>paddypower: Clinton wins : 4/11 : £90 : profit £32
>skybet: Sanders wins: 35/1 : £5 : profit £175
I won't lose out unless all of those 3 don't win in which case I lose all £105
>>73400394
no mames!?
>>73400028
>>73400085
Sorry democrat shill. Only Bernie fucktards are dumb enough to do such a thing.
This is not that bad of an idea. It's not like you have anything to live for anyway.
OP I just bet $600 that Trump is the Republican Nominee.
Not even President, just the Republican Nominee at a return rate of 7%.
Seems like free money. Everyone else dropped out.
Am I going to get this money at almost no risk (like free)...or lose all my money guys?
How can you be so bad at saving money?
>>73417575
He's probably like 18 lol. No other demographic would make this bad of a bet. He's..going to lose his life savings, which is sad. But I will gain about $40 and for a much less risky bet.
>>73416936
Where did you bet? I've been thinking of betting on Hillary as a hedge against Trump losing
>>73400028
m8 I bet £200 back when he was 8:1, but fuck me I'd never bet my life savings.
>>73400857
>>73400860
Right now the best odds are 5/2
>>73417539
I used PredictIt.org and get a 7% return TODAY on Trump just being the Republican Nominee.
This is like free money people seriously.
>>73401386
>>73401862
Looks like it's time to pull upsets, and profit at the same time. How may we... make sure the outcome of the elections for these things are "favorable" to us?
The Jews do it all the time. Time for "goys" to steal from the Jews for a change.
>>73402592
I knew I should have but for some reason didn't
oh well, gonna blow some change on 3.00 odds. Still good payout.
>>73402050
Pls tell that isn't real.
>>73407281
You've never made a bet before lad?
You get your initial money back.
Why the hell aren't you people betting RIGHT NOW on Trump being the Republican nominee?
This is a sure bet for us guys yet all the voting sites are still offering return of like 7-8% (1.08 return).
>>73419198
but you only profit 100.
>>73419411
what's predictit?
>>73419754
A website. Google it?
Are you serious right now
>>73400028
dude lmao buy back England from the oil prince when you get your pay out
>>73420136
You'd have to bet a lot to make much money on the current 6% return and then they take 10% fee.
How much are you betting?
>>73400028
this is like being a bernie supporter and giving your college fund to bernie.
>>73407439
They're all British sites, doesn't matter what one you use, just pick the one with the best payout at any given time
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/us-politics/us-presidential-election-2016/winner
Gambling is illegal in Burgerland you'll need a foreign proxy
Also a foreign bank account
>>73400394
>>73405750
file name?
>>73400028
The I ching told me he will win, good luck anon.
>>73400028
I salute you brave anon, I truly do.
TRUMP 2016
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>73400028
Periscope your death anon
>>73407156
anri okita
