https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
First for Russians killing everyone.
>>73382928
3nd for crusade when
Second for Poles wrecking shit in 1on1
![1462707817064[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0dE01XP.gif "1462707817064[1].gif")
Friendly reminder the Dutch literally did not show up
>>73382928
be honest pol, ho many times would you impale her?
>>73383032
he was too busy sucking dick
>>73383032
They must of learned it from the French.
>>73383059
I'd let her polish my lance
Th for STOP FIGHT
>>73383059
>that nose
Thats ukraine-uk fight was pathetic, hohol dude was just mindlessly flailing at the legs for dem cheap points disregarding defence of any kind
>>73383059
EVERY NIGHT
>>73383059
I'd Czech her out all day
Stupid legchopping battles
>This cameraman scoping out all the maidens
Based
Eternal Anglo moves forward.
Anglo deserved to win that shit, Ukrainian was just beating the shit out of his knees.
>one hour break
ayylmao
See you guys in an hour
YES LAD
RULE BRITANNIA
FUCK YOU LEG SPAMMING SLAVS
>>73383092
With their war strategies stolen the French are completely defenseless.
>>73383099
any day
>>73383107
I SAID STOFF DEH FAIHT
POST YOUR FACE WHEN
>Ukraine
>>73383059
Until she tells me to "staph sex".
>>73383195
Time to eat man I've literally been sat watching this for 5 or so bongs now
>>73383134
>Ukraine spams sweep the leg for points
>UK still wins
Fuck the Ukraine they fight like faggots.
5v5 starts in an hour. Time to play some EU4
>>73383167
>all the maidens
> literally only 3-4 good looking grills
>>73383130
it's good for shadow
>>73383143
every day
>>73383151
top kek
LET'S FUCKING GO CUNTS
>>73382928
So what weapons have been the most effective?
I've seen maces,axes, pole axes, single edged swords like falchions and double edge swords like arming swords, has anyone noticed some working better than other weapons?
>>73383236
STOP DEH THRUTH STOP DE THRUST
>>73383287
1 hour break, go shitpost in all the threads
>>73383256
he caught a few lolis yesterday.
>>73383258
Yes lad!!!!
>>73383288
Axes seems to be really good if you have someone else to get their attention and then you strike them in the back.
>>73383288
depends on the situation, there's no single best weapon
Italy has pizza spatula which is pretty effective
gives +5 pizza making and that grants health buff
>>73383288
Finbro went full mongol yesterday and broke a guy's spine with a two handed axe. Pretty effective.
>>73382978
Not us.
>>73383288
A lot of people seem to be using swords. I'd prefer an Axe though.
>>73383288
Pole axe is the best if you want to inflict some pain. I'm watching 2015 BoN videos and 95% of injuries are caused by these long axes hitting the head or the back.
>>73383447
yeah usually something that gives you Long reach and keeps you safe is the best way to go
>>73383288
Because it's all blunt, the heaviest weapons are best, I think one handed are man 1.8kg and 2 handed are 3kg
>>73383447
Got any good videos of some brutal fights from 2015? I just started watching this
>>73383382
>single best weapon
Except the broad sword
KTO /POLSKA/???
>>73383492
>implying Check Republik allows transexuals and other devious behavior
She is a qt even with that jew nose i'd still let her be my shield maiden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vkYiCdn834
bumping with my waifu
>>73383549
what are you gonna do when he gets to close?
you will need a small axe, or a mace or a hammer with sharp head so you can fracture his skull
Weapons are situational
>>73382928
Their tagline is "More than you expect"
might as well be "It's cooler than it sounds I SWEAR"
>>73383288
I'm suprised none of them use billhooks. That shit would get participants on the ground in seconds and the hook wouldn't need to be sharp, just a curved piece of metal.
>>73383288
Poleaxes
>>73383657
>what are you gonna do when he gets to close?
I'll grab him and break his body into pieces..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DkU43Z_fds
>>73383698
>>73383544
Not sure m8, I'm just watching all videos on BoN youtube channel, I liked 5 vs 5 finals 2015 the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcbBeQt5w7k
>>73383216
Shut up or pic related enter the lists.
>>73383817
>>73383713
Belarus has some doubts about that
Look at those empty eyes
No fear
No soul
If he gets close you are a dead man
>>73383617
That's a roman nose I think, not a Jews hooked beak
>>73383856
>>73383882
Great competition for sure!
Just bantz lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMIAYN0A14A
Are 2 handed swords effective at all? Does anybody use them in these contests?
>>73383863
goddamn those armors are scary af
Brutal
>>73383922
yeah i'm not very good at nose judging i call all big noses jew noses
>>73383856
>>73383982
Of course.
But don't get caught alone especially out numbered unless you really can swing that sword.
The 5v5 starts at 16?
>>73383958
Scots have a good anthem
But the irish have a better one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DquA6KyHTos
>>73383863
AXEMAN
L E G E N D A R Y
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>>73383982
Seen two people use them so far. They're as effective as any two handed weapon i guess.
>>73384070
15, so 40 min left.
>>73384105
AND MY AXE
Perkele
>>73384092
THOUGHTS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct5goA6boWI
So how does this game work?
Are you supposed to knock out the other team with blunt weapons?
>>73384144
Cheers
nth for Latvians killing the Argies
lel americans ahve a wheelchair knight. if there were two we could do some jousting
>>73383856
Is there a bracket or anything that keeps track of current standings?
>>73383679
I dont think they were as popular outside of england. Other countries had a million diffrent kinds of fancy halberds.
>>73384208
really sad
Southern italians are garbage
And rome is overrun by gyppos and niggers
Southern people have a fame here up north for not working and being lazy fucks
Also the song is mellow and seems very soft i was expecting something more on the heavy side
>ARGENTINA
>WHITE
>>73384262
You're just upset that they won't let you guys use plungers in duels.
>>73384355
I like it sucks you don't..
Are these really South niggers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUhukcagwJI
Nice girl. Looks kinda slavic.
>>73384359
she a qt familia shut up
She could probably ko you
Argentina vs UK when?
>>73384464
kek
>>73384487
>ywn be her physical coach
>>73384436
no they are not, they seem pretty middle class, and again, the sound is very mellow and there's not enough punch into it
I just hate the culture of football italy has, it's pervasive and boring.
>>73384565
Oh ok,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEKI-CnnbYE
Can you recommend something?
I love the language!
>>73384546
>ywn train her stamina and smelling her sweat
Why even live
really like this, but think the ability to grab the wall should be removed, and honestly the swords just arent as effective as other weapons, nor the smaller shields you cant block or hit very hard with.
most of those that do good with such weapons are just the buff bastards that take a shiton to take down anyways from what ive seen.
overall though great fun to watch.
>MFW some based /pol/ack knight realized he could keep his favorite sport alive by shilling it to us.
Fuck, i missed everything
did poland won against someone
once femenists and sjw's find out about this sport they will ruin it.
>>73384830
We won all
>>73384464
FUCKING DELETE THIS
>>73384806
>the ability to grab the wall should be removed,
I know it should be like boxing,
stop fucking grabbing the ropes.
>>73384870
The giant peacock was a mad man!!!!
>>73384646
well there's more on the cultural side
Caparezza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCzFtdZpMu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMszSjgKHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luvahAdmRU4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvikDB6JFO4
There's Negrita
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9aWQkLvz-I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYV6vs4WRjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzgjqbZhzTQ
and the best italian metal band of all time is a parody metal band called
NANOWAR OF STELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOQBpCzUyuk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miekjLzzCDk
This is the best one , skip to 1:26
>>73384464
He ded?
>>73384806
>mfw already loved HEMA and watched these tournaments before posting on /pol/
This friendship just werks
>>73384646
Sorry
forgot link
this is the best one
skip to 1:26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qmKuBb0RxI
it's about feudal times
funny as shit
Where's Siegward of Catarina
>>73383698
Oh shit just noticed
>Dude hits him with the back point of the glaive
that's why he dropped so hard, fucking brutal
Any news on that Argie who got "paralyzed" yesterday lads?
>>73383856
Taiwan bringing the bantz
also claiming brunette HIGH TEST waifu
fuck off britbong
>>73383059
she'd be like a training dummy for blind swordsmen
totally rekt
>>73383617
we do, actually gay marriage(registered partnership) is legal here, plus the demiqueer foxkin cunts are constantly BTFO'd by everyone
the general population doesn't mind gay people including me, but the gay prides are annoying as fuck
Anyone else getting no sound?
>>73385132
I haven't heard anything.
That boy is walking with a brace tho.
>>73385132
No one ever said he was paralyzed, probably just dislocated a rib or something.
>>73384464
I want to see more huge dudes with big ass 2 handed weapons.
>>73384932
>>73385029
Thanks m8!
Based italian metal band propagates removal of kebab since 2013
>>73385138
top kek
Also didn't know that
Lmao british """""knights""""" btfo so hard cant even walk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_-llci4khgo
Onwards to the grocery store
>>73385291
what is this
>>73384932
i liked italian in Luca Turilli's Rhapsody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BaOc0MeZC8
but for these genres it kinda doesn't work for me
unusal for sure tho
>>73385385
Those dudes falling probably have concussions, Rip.
>>73385291
>>73385291
Based video
Have the french "fought" yet?
>>73385385
Why is your flag not Russian?
>>73385565
Yeah they surrendered and ran off with some niggers.
>>73384838
they already have kek
>Female knights whaleing about
>>73385462
It's an italian metal band that parody's famous metal bands
But this song is theirs it's about feudal times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qmKuBb0RxI
At one point he goes
The KEBAB YOU SHALL NOT EATT THE SARACEN YOU MIGHT FINANCE IF WE FIND YOU WE WILL BREAK YOU
something like that
it's funny how they are pissed at the kebab thing
it was a joke back then because it was not serious but it's relevant now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qmKuBb0RxI
start at 1:26
15 more minutes goys
>>73385598
Why has your flag not burned yet?
Talking about OP poleaxes - take a look at this fight
https://youtu.be/8NABwTa0T-k?t=1380
how can swords even compete?
>>73385708
I couldn't here you over the Russian domination of your country.
>>73385708
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>>73385199
Can you dislocate a rib by being hit at the base of the neck with an axe?
>>73385820
He was hit on the back, not the neck.
>>73385782
>an anglo cant even spell the word "hear"
Grilled leaf sure does sound tasty
>>73385866
>Grilled Leaf
Probably a delicacy in your land/
>>73385997
shiiiet
Is anything going to happen in the stream or just interviews/kids pole dancing?
>>73385997
Don't get angry northern cuck.
it's normal for your kind to get rekt by foreigners.
After all you love getting rekt by them that you elected truduoeuoeo
>>73385997
Nah, its more like a sport to watch canadians fry.
>>73386083
T. Latvian disapora
>>73386040
5vs5 in a couple min
>>73386102
Glad you except defeat.
>>73386040
1 hour break, battles should start in 3 minutes
>>73386024
Finbro, sorry about off topic but I'm backpacking around Europe starting in June and I heard that people stay away from Fin/Swe/Nor because they're too expensive, is it really that costly to cruise around for a couple of weeks?
I really want to visit Finland
>>73386125
You telling us who your daddy is?
>>73386149
>defeat
>>73386182
they are expensive countries yeah
>>73386083
Please no fights between anglos
>>73386182
Yes it is expensive and not a nice place to go because of the """""""""culture""""""""".
>>73386185
Couldn't come up with a response ok.
>>73386203
What country are you from again?
>>73386143
>>73386165
Thanks, anon
>>73386243
Couldn't come up with a flag ok.
>>73386281
>>73386243
shut the fuck up retards
>>73386227
>French
>anglo
>Not shit tier half muslim shitskins
>>73386243
>can't come up with a response because his mommas baby daddy is actually latvian
Get cucked.
>>73386225
My little brother is in Italy right now and was complaining about how expensive it was, turns out the cunt was in Milan.
>>73386267
The white one, im sure its hard for a nigger to know basic geography. I hope you finished preschool at least.
>>73386281
1v1?
I thought we were 5v5 now
>>73386182
I've never done backpacking but I'm sure it isn't very expensive. Depends on the length of your trip, the budget and if you fancy hotels or something like Airbnb. If you decide to go, I recommend Tampere or Turku as your destination the most.
>>73386355
T. Jamal
The ruskies gonna kill this aussie
>>73386358
top kek
yeah visiting is expensive.
Unfortunately every museum has kind of high 30 40 euro costs to visit
Duomo tours are also expensive i can't remember the price
>>73386281
jej
>>73383535
The rules:
>Important! The maximum weight of all weapons fully assembled and ready for battle is given. The permissible upward error is +100 for single-handed and +300 grams for two-handed models of arms.
>Bladed weapons:
>single-handed swords, sabers, broadswords – up to 1,600g;
>falchions – up to 1,800g;
>long (total length is up to 1,400mm) swords, sabers, broadswords – up to 2,500g;
>two-handed bladed weapons of the XIV-XVIIth centuries – up to 2,000 g
>
>Polearms: – single-handed axes – up to 1,300g, maces and six-flanged maces – up to 1,000g
>Important! The length of a cutting part of an axe blade must be no less than 7cm.
>Important! All the maces and six-flanged maces must only have wooden handles and no sharp edges.
>• long axes and other similar weapons (with a total length of no less than 1m) – up to 2,300g.
>• two-handed: halberds, glaives, poleaxes and similar weapons (with a total length of more than 1,400mm) – up to 3,000g.
>Important! Heavier weapons or thrust weapons are not admitted for use in historical medieval battles under any circumstances.
So something like 3299g, 1401mm "totally not long axe"-pole axe of backbreaking would be allowed RAW
>>73386419
We understand you have a lot of baby daddies, you're cucknadian you don't have to tell us every man your mother cucked your dad with.
>>73386374
does the czech republic have free healthcare for all these people getting hurt?
good thing this isnt hosted here in the USA
>>73386525
>>73386525
I'll send potatoes if I can senpai.
>>73386384
Thought so too, schedule says it's 5vs5. And it said nothing about Polearm duels.
>>73383863
PERKELE MÄMMI SAUNA KIRVES VIINA VÄKIVALTA LUMIHANKI SAATANA
>>73386490
>Tfw you you fat bastards have been looking like bitches the every battle
>>73386603
pretty odd desu, maybe they went overtime
was hoping for some 5v5, don't really get what this is even for
looks a bit stupid
This polearm dueling is a snorefest compared to the Swordfighting. And i thought we'd have more 5v5 battling now?
>>73386586
>posts redditball with stale jokes
Is this the famous kush in action?
>>73386728
>Canada not even in 5v5 playoffs
>America won every 5v5 battle
Alright cucknadian, keep dreaming.
>>73386805
You got reckt every battle.
Canada hasn't lost....
>>73386453
I heard it's kinda hard to get work too, I have around 90k saved but that's only like 50k euro, I want to see it all in 3-4 years minimum in case it all turns to kebab
>>73386771
Schedule says 5vs5, Polearm was supposed to be tomorrow. But i guess they changed it for some reason.
>>73386847
>Canada hasn't lost....
You lost at life, buddy
Looks kinda silly desu
>>73386847
>cucknadia hasn't lost
:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)
All that mudslime cum in your ass must be clouding your judgement.
Best Nations?
Aus's just can't help IRL shitposting so they're a laugh
>>73386899
>Coming from Russias toes
>>73386847
There are multiple teams per nationality, you leaf mong.
America 1 is full of brick shithouses who ploughed through the opposition in their block. America 2 did less well.
>>73386863
good luck have a nice journey
also 50k euros
damn son u a richfag?
>>73386921
When did we lose then jamal?
>American knight
>American flag tunic
You can't make that shit up
>>73386771
>This polearm dueling is a snorefest
It's the stupid rope + the lack of thrusting due to rules. You can't really fight that way with a polearm.
How do you guys think African or Asian countries would do in these competitions?
Would nippons pull out the katanas? Would Africans fling shit at their opponents?
>>73382928
ISRAEL
>>73386953
>hurrrrrr rusjaa Xdddddd
You literally cant call out Latvia about anything so your result by spamming a false meme. Great tactic!
these fucking polearms are shit duels, what happened to 5v5? did they say why they changed the shcedule?
holy shit
holy shit
>>73387006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0D9SRked5Y
holy shit that was dangerous
>>73386973
When you elected Trudeau.
Fuck that's scary
Fucking Israel. WE WUZ KNIGHTS AN SHIET
HOLY FUCK THAT MAN ;PST A EYE
>>73387073
Exactly my point Russia
>>73387112
>>73387090
>>73387082
what happened
sarcasm?
>>73387079
You lads are in the chat, right? Can any of you ask the mod?
>>73387112
i thought he broke into the helmet and poked his eyes out
jesus that shit was scary
>>73387102
Oh can;t talk about subject matter eh Obama?
>>73387060
pretty sure i saw a japanese team at some point
though i think most if not the whole team was white guys.....
Shit the bed nearly had his fucking eye out.
>>73387159
some guy got stabbed in the face, hes ok though, watch it
>>73387159
nigga almost got caught in the eye with a poleaxe
>>73387159
America poked Moldova inside the helmet, and he almost poked his eye out
it was fucking scary
>>73387084
These guys are way less skinny nerd RPG playing autismo than I thought.
>>73387060
>manlet nip comes in with a katana
>slashes at the western opponent
>his shit sword bends on impact with the steel armor
>"impossibru"
>the western opponent then mashes him with an axe, shattering his lacquered wood armor and mortally wounding the jap
I don't think it'd go well
>>73387149
>he just goes on proving my point
Sorry, no muslims allowed in Latvia.
>>73386539
we've got paid healthcare, everyone has it. you pay a monthly fee(4,5% of your monthly salary, in total it's 13.5% but your employer pays 9%) and then everything is covered(except for plastic surgery and shit like that, but if for example your nose gets messed up and you need it fixed, it's covered too) so in case you get cancer or anything like that, you are covered. students don't pay, kids don't pay, the elderly don't pay. it's pretty fair i'd say. regarding foreigners, i assume they are insured for the length of the trip(it's not that expensive desu senpai) and everything above the coverage shouldn't be that expensive, it's central/eastern europe.
Lol, spear fight with no thrusting. Why not to take fly-swat instead?
When he dropped his polearm and grabbed his head I legit thought he crippled the other guy.
>>73387231
>>73387252
>>73387149
Yo faggots, go shit up the thread somewhere else this is getting annoying
>>73387252
T. Putins play ground
>>73387327
Tell me about it.
>>73387269
the pole fights looks exactly like fly swat ahaha!!!
This is why they don't thrust.
>>73387181
You can talk when you elect canadian trump, cuck.
also
>American almost killed moldovan
>Literally so good that he almost killed a dude
Get cucked.
>>73387327
>Italy
>The islamic cuckland
>Has been shit since 300 ad
>Respecting your opinions
>ever
>>73387269
lol i know right why arent they allowed to kill each other? so stupid man lol roflmao kek :D
USA USA USA USA USA USA
FUG DA GOMMIES!
>come back from hour break
>already 5 minute break
Does the STOP FIGHT lady need a piss or something
>>73387327
>canadians
>ever not being annoying
>>73387438
>Still elected Obama
Go tell Jackson what you did
Somebody webm the eye poke
yeah she needs a piss on my face
>>73387208
>>73387209
>>73387212
Damn that was pretty fuckign close
>>73387474
I think the way the bracket works one of the fighters had to fight again immediately after a match, you they give him a 5 minute break.
>>73387474
>STOP FIGHT
i think you meant STAP FAIT
>>73387493
>Latvians
Who?
>>73387424
fuck that was close
holy shit
>>73387438
you better watch out for the next chimpout.
We have banned veils in public places banks etc, we are making slow progress
>>73387424
Why didn't he get red carded for that?
>the muslim is still replying to me
>>73387500
>Elected Trudeau SR
>Elected Trudeau JR
Two to one, cuck.
STOFF DEH FAIHT STOFF IT
>>73387567
>>73387493
STOFF FAIHTINGH
>>73387585
i think it's becase he didn't wanted to thrust he was swinging and the face of the moldavian got caught in mid swing
>>73387585
The thrust was not intentional- but if injury occurred - even if unintentional it would have gotten a card.
That's what the mod on chat said
>>73387585
Because it was clearly an accident, and he didn't thrust, it just got caught on his nose piece as he was turning it to the right.
>Russia vs USA
It's go time
>>73387619
This guys has been here since this morning. He is motivated to be an annoying shitter. Just ignore him
>>73387630
>Elected a president just because he's not white
>Not the biggest cucks on the planet
SOMEONE MAKE A WEBM OF IT
pfft, pussy sport.
This is our national past time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWvCC889tSg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NINOGIcdHMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGCdeEHAPIs
>>73387716
Suomi Bringing the heat
>>73387706
Roger, typical canadian behaviour.
>>73387716
>elected a PM just because he promised legal weed
>>73387630
So ignorant....
You fucking piece of shit.
You really think your something huh?
>>73387619
And you you fucking third world country..
>>73387716
>Elected president just because he makes your wife's desert moist
>Not biggest cucks on planet
>>73387579
I don't need to watch for a chimpout here, I can own firearms ;^)
>>73387424
Just look the translation. They don't even try to make thrusting attacts. This seems phohibited by the rules and only happens by by accident.
>>73387835
So can chimps
So this was the 2015 21 vs. 21 final
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu4MgS-Rzg&feature=youtu.be&t=294
Skip to 5 min
How can anyone even compete with Russia when they rekt 21 Burgers in less than a minute?
Russian vs USA. He should GIVE POSOSAT'!!!1
>>73387706
But hurt algerian
>>73386969
I was a filthy high school drop out who became a tradie then worker on prawn trawlers, good money but shit kicker jobs
>>73387459
Oh please.
