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Alberta wildfires expected to burn for months, threaten oil sands mines
https://www.rt.com/news/342257-alberta-wildfires-months-oil/
holy shit pol wat do
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rip canada
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>>73379071
The fire rises
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move 2 manitoba senpai
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DUDE WILDFIRE LMAO
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Are we Prophecy now?
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>>73379228
SHIT'S FIRE YO
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Protect the oil pls leaf
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Oh shit, wait.
Calgary is in Alberta

I have a qt friend there ;_;
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It's Canada, so no one cares.
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>>73379349
At least it's not Detroit..
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>>73379071
Why not knock down the trees in the path of the fire and stop it from spreading?
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>>73379327
Is your qt friend Ted Cruz?
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lol they don't have any firefighters over there...?
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>>73379071
>holy shit pol wat do
shitpost and laugh
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>>73379407
>even fire hates detroit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g09GtnWdBjc
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>>73379071
Aren't oil sands like a kilometer underground?
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>>73379071

Take fire control and prevention measures? What, us? Seriously?

t. Alberta Canada
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>>73379071
>oil comes from mines!

This meme is getting super fucking old
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>>73379327
>Calgary
>qt
wew lad
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How much will this actually fuck Canada up?
I mean, sure, it is a blow, but is it anything critical or just an annoyance?
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>>73379071
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>>73379071
>Canada's fire expected to burn for months
Thank Weedman for his great job in funding more firefighters and international firefighters to prevent this

But I guess he is too busy trying to dictate how men should be more feminized
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>>73379071
In the city, we call this "Jewish Lightning." A fire started to collect on insurance policies when a business is failing. Happens all the time. Looks like this one got away from them.
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>>73379995
Most of it is underground
Don't know the depth exactly
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>>73380201
Wew...
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If you put out your fires they win.
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BC Vancouver Island master race reporting.

Hahaha, I hope it burns the whole fucking province, then fucking Saskatchewan, then Manitoba. May the fires roll eastwards and end the Eastern tyranny.

Then, when all is quiet and the winter sets in and Canada is but ashes, BC will form the Independent state of Cascadia

Washington and Oregon brothers. Come home to Cascadia
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>accidents and disasters are a thing of the past, it's "2016"
>canadian government not even slightly concerned with basic upkeep or safety of canada
>disaster strikes
>ignored because "it's 2016, these just aren't a problem for us anymore"
Arrogance will consume everything.
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>>73379935
No money to pay them.

Thanks Trudeau!
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>>73380201
The prettiest woman I've ever met was from Edmonton. She was 17 though. She's prob 25 now.
Fuck I'm old
>>73381720
I fucking hate you liberal douchebags.

Please USA annex us
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>oil price goes up a little
>Canada decides to burn all of their oil
Impressive.
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>>73381720
>Washington and Oregon brothers. Come home to Cascadia

only if it burns all the leftshits out too
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>>73379071
Watch Trudeau just not give a shit.

Oh god this will be great.
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>>73382334

>BC government is more conservative then just about every provincial and certainly the federal government.

Stay mad, Roughneck
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>>73379071
literal sabotage because of your government
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BLAZE IT BRUH
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Real talk, what has Trudeau actually done aside from send thoughts and Islamic prayers out west? I know the Alberta government slashed their fucking wildfire budget amd are now in a state of emergency but thats about all I know.
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>>73382570

That will change when we're no longer under the yolk of the Eternal Ontarian and put in control of our own destiny.
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>>73382828
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>>73379071
Maybe it will force some of the TFWs out, back where they belong (not in Canada).

rip dollar
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>>73380201
>feeling triggered
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>>73379327
more like BBqt now
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>>73379071
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>>73383420
Fuckin Noice one m8
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GIB BACK MY COUNTRY
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>>73379327
Calgary isn't even close to the fire. Look at a fucking map, you idiot.
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>>73379327
Calgary is also in the middle of the fucking prairies with no fucking dense trees for miles.
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>>73380351
They're permanently losing land thanks to underground oil fires that will burn for decades.

It's Hiroshima tier without the radiation.
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>>73379071
Why doesn't weed man put out the fire?
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>>73379738
Probably a nature reserve so they aren't allowed to cut them down.
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>>73383821
Maybe you should teach him when it comes to weed?
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>>73383646
Jesus, are you that same Aussie who said the same shit a few days ago?

The oil sands are not going to catch fire, let alone burn for decades, shit is too dirty for that.
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>>73383821

Too busy in front of the mirror. It takes weeks to prep the puppet for the world to fawn over.
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>>73381477
Aaaayyyy
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>>73383821
Weed man's discarded blunt started the fire
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>>73383646
>underground oil fires
Is that actually confirmed?
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>>73379738
>>73383855
Wild fires aren't that predictable, also the amount of trees you'd need to cut down would be ridiculous.
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>>73383895
Yesterday I found out they sell weed burgers here.
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>>73379071

gods vengeance to canuck shitposters
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>>73379071
>yfw this was caused by fracking and it will never get reported TOP KEK OBAMA DID IT AGAIN
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>>73384013
You should buy one and give it to a migrant.
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>>73383960
>>73383646


http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/can-oil-sands-catch-fire-no-if-they-could-they-would-have-burned-centuries-ago
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>>73379407

S.P.R.E.A.D T.O D.E.T.R.O.I.T

KEK WILL IT PLEASE
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>>73384013
Weed is more legal in the states than it is in Canada. I haven't been able to buy any in a year. I'm sick of this shit
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>>73384176
Detroit is across the continent, you fucking moron.
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>>73379071
Just remember the final boss after defeating the fire is WEED MAN
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>>73379071
>All that wasted lumber and property damage because fucking hippies
Throw your fucking tree huggers into the inferno.
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turns out >A FUCKING LEAF burns really well
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>>73384178
wut... we can smoke weed in the streets noons cares here.
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Why not put it out with a nuke? Nuke uses all the oxygen and knocks down trees for kilometres.
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>>73385017
That's odd. I got arrested for smoking a tiny blunt. Can't find anyone or anywher to buy from.
Drinking like crazy because no weed I can get.
I wish I lived in Colorado or washington or California, because this is fucking bullshit.
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>>73385177
Canadian cartoons are bad enough already, we dont need to add radiation into that formula.
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meme magic made the weedman literally blaze it
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>>73385298
Don't be a pussy. Nukes aren't that bad.
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>>73385177
I agree, Canada needs a good nuking to get our shit together.
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>>73379071
>holy shit pol wat do
displaced refugees = people nobody will take account for, sex slaves for days...
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>>73385503
aids tho.
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>>73379071
Thank you Allah for this gift
God is great
Down with western scum
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Post yfw this was a Saudi sabotage to drive oil prices up
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>>73385717
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We better not help them put it out for free.
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>>73379071
>Shit's on fire, yo.
Also, this is what you get for electing weedman.
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>>73385359
Yamada.
Outo.
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>>73385717
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>>73383420
kek
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>>73386122
For the ten thousandth time...
The province that's on fire is the only one that didn't vote weedman, you fucking moron.
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>>73379071

and that's how the Saudis save their economy.

This fire was started by sunni muslims, btw.
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>>73387381

so weedman did this? how the fuck does that help?
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Tell me why are you against nuclear again?
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>>73380372
top kek
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bushfire pride world wide
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>>73383420
thumbs up buddy
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>>73383821
>Justin!
>Uh?
>THERE IS A FIRE
>...
>Just let it blaze for awhile
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weedman, fighter of trumpman, champion of the blunt
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>>73379071
If you put out the fire then the fire wins.
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>>73379071
GUYS

GUYS

Is it too late for "If you put off the fire, it wins"?
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>>73388599
Gotta tolerate the fire, as it is an "integral" part of Canada.
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>>73388972

in true DUDE WEED fashion, Trudeau is smoking the entire nation
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>>73379071

It's a fire, can't they put it out?

The fuck is wrong with Canada?
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>>73379071
REminds me of that picture of the asian mispelling a sign to "Everything will be fire".
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>>73379071
if u kil the fire, it wins bro
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>>73389359
It's a 2000 sq km fire in a tinder dry forest. Unless they get a ton of rain it's going to burn for months.
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Why don't they just nuke it?
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>>73379168
Let me help you in your time of need leaf.
#PrayForCanada #NotAllFires
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>be leaf
>burn
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>>73379071
I do believe Jehovah is weighing in on electing Le Weed Man.
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>>73379738
The sap heats up and explodes and then the tree itself burns like a wick and any wind carries embers upwards of a kilometer away to start more fire. Its how the fire has jumped the athebasca river and highways and burms setup to stop it. shifts in winds bring hot, dry winds from the desert areas in the southern US as well to further fuel the fire. unusually hot temperatures have also fueled the spread of the fire. it was over 30 degrees in ft mcmurray for several days in early May. this is an area that has 6+ months of winter and not unusal to have snow fall in May.

And to suggest simply cutting trees down is a ridiculous notion. The equipment, personnel and scale of such a project would be next to impossible when you cant even predict the direction the fire will go and with the size, intensity and speed at which is is spreading. THe danger to the people cutting and the fact this is northern alberta and there would be limited, if any, access to the areas to bring in that equipment and personnel to cut down the trees pose just a few of the numerous problems in executing such a futile plan.
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>>73380454
Funniest part about this entire thing is the NDP cut the firefighting budget earlier this year and then this happens. Gotta pay fo dem programs
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will Canada have a maple syrup shortage now?
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>>73379071
Oh wow, a lake of fire. Biblical.
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10 bucks Trudeau uses it as an excuse to end the vast majority of fracking/drilling in the oil sands.


"We have the responsibility to care for the world's environments. Fossil fuels are outdated and dangerous, I mean, come-on, its 2016!"
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>>73379935
It is actually impossible to put out wildfires when they reach this size. You have to either let them burn out or wait for rain, because the heat is so intense and there is so much combustible fuel that it's like trying to contain an explosion. If the weather doesn't change, Alberta is gone and it could sweep down into the US.
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don't they have lakes and helicopters?


I'm no wildfire expert, but I feel like in the US this could've been taken out in a week or two at most.
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>>73379071
call Murica for help
western states have a lot of experience fighting big forest fires in all kinds of terrain
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>>73390648
See what the post above yours said.

It also doesnt help that the canadian govt has made some questionable (read: fucking stupid) decisions regarding the fire fighting budget, and now its coming around to bite them in the ass.
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>>73390509
It's not syrup country so nope.

Probably going to push the price of oil up a little though
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>>73390617
>fracking
>drilling
>in oil sands

Do you know anything about the oil sands? The only drilling is from sag d projects and is nothing like typical oil drilling and has very little impact on the environment. If its not sagd, its from open pit mining. Look up what bitumen is. Its not raw oil being drilled and pumped out of hte ground.
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>>73379071
Oil prices will go up and save the US oil industry by keepin us competitive with the middle east. After emperor Trump claims Saudi and Iran for the US empire, we'll reward you leafs greatly. This is just all part of the plan.
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>>73390617
A resurgence of nuclear power would be great.
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we all know whos fault it is
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>>73391362
Bahaha

They tried floating that idea a few years ago out here.

>Hey guis um oil sands is energy intensive production cuz like lots of steam is needed and um
>Like the whole fucking province runs on coal pretty much so um
>Like maybe wouldn't it be neat if we build a nuclear power plant up north where practically no one lives and it could power the oilsands and stuff?

And then the whole province crapped itself because nuclear power is scary, and the idea was dropped faster than a sack of flaming cowshit.
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>elect a fucking faggot for PM who promises he'll let you burn narcotic leafs
>your real, non-narcotic leafs start burning
BLAZE IT
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>>73379071
>holy shit pol wat do
Don't play with fire.
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>>73391661
Ironically their coal shit is more radioactive than any nuclear power plant, save for chernobyl.
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>>73380372

lel
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>>73379071
>threaten oil sands mines
buy non-canadian oil stocks
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>>73383420
I love you Strayan cunts so much
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Why won't weedman put the fires out?
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Fuck, it's windy out right now
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>>73392852
Because he cut firefighting budget to have funds for assless chaps for everyone.
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>>73392852
Because blazing tree's isn't a concern for the eternal Sikh
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RCMP is probably looting guns in Fort McMurray, right now.
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>>73379071

This is what happens when you vote for communists. God will burn your country to as.
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>>73388926
fuckin sweet
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>>73393051
Notley cut the budget
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>>73393227
Once again... the province that's burning didn't vote for le weedman, you fucking moron.
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>>73379071
DUDE, just put out with weed man
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>>73393584
They did vote for the guys that cut their wildfire budget, though
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>>73384034
ThisxKek
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>>73394154
Those were the retards from the east. They've fled back home.

Everyone actually from here split their votes between WR and CON
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KEK
I told you guys nuclear energy is master race!
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>>73379071
>holy shit pol wat do
BOMB THE OIL
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>>73390648

Of course they do. And they have giant bomber planes that drop water and/or dirt to stop the fire.

But none of that works against a fire this size. At last count, it's at around 385,000 acres; that's impossible for anything but nature to stop, especially considering without cooler temperatures and consistent rain, it's only going to keep growing.

They likely had a chance to stop it a week ago or so when it first started, but forest fires are necessary (especially for those particular trees) for the health of the forest and it's not protocol to put them out right away. In this case, it just had the perfect conditions to rapidly grow out of control.
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>>73390756
I hate the NDP but 5 million wasn't going to change this in any way.

The forests would burn and that cant' be stopped. The only difference that might have been made was protecting the cities completely.
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Bye Canada. You were kind of a piece of shit but some of your people were cool, shitpost-wise or not.

F
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>>73394775
Save us.
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>>73379071

Leafs are flammable. What did you expect?
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Yo /pol/tards, what are the conspiritards saying about this? I'm just genuinely curious
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They should detonate a nuclear bomb over the fire. The blast will put it out.
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>>73382532
>The crowd seemed a little uncertain about this for a second or two until someone pointed out how much this would increase the value of the oil in their cars whereupon they let out whoops of delight and gave le weed man a standing ovation
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>>73379071
That's what they deserve for voting for Trudeau
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>>73383420
lel good one m8
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>>73385503
>ted bundy
Rest in peace you sexy Colorado-escaping, Taylor-Mountain-haunting, Decapitation-loving legend
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>>73396378
Once a fucking gain, Alberta didn't vote for Trudeau you fucking moron
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>>73379738
Firefighters in Alberta were banned from doing that in the 70's.

Destroyed too much habitat they say.

People don't know this, but Alberta has been on of the most "environmental provinces" for a long ass time.

That's all nullified though thanks to Saudis paying people to protest our "dirty oil".. fuckers.
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>>73390463
...2 months aho
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>>73396677
not an argument, this is your punishment.
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>>73382666
Saskatchewan has you beat.

Brad Wall for PM!
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>>73379071
Why aren't Northern Americans able to put out a fire? As if it appeared out of nowhere.
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Most of /pol/ is extremely retarded about this happening. You idiot fucks need to at least educate yourselves just a littlw bit before trying to bring any bantz.

First off
>this fire is litterally in the MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE relatively speaking
"But muh oil sands"
So far this fire hasnt even touched the real excavation sites or storage houses or fucking anything regarding the industry itself. Once the fire leaves that area work will resume shortly after
>It burned up 20% of a small town
The real population in Alberta is hundreds of miles south of this fire. The 2 major cities which have roughly 1 million people each are fine and nothing is happening where people actually live.
The fire is incapable of actually reaching these cities because they are in the praries

If your a stupid fuck that lived in Ft Mac and your house got burned down well then I hope you learned your lesson.
This fire may be big but its not putting ANYONE in danger because no one fucking lives in that area except the one place that already got evacuated and everyone is fine from there.

People act like there's actually people living close by. Look at a fucking map and see how far away it is from anyone and anything


Tl;dr
/pol/ is retarded and knows nothing about this fire & Ft Mac can go to hell
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>>73397097
rude desu
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>>73397097
>your a stupid fuck

Oh the ironing
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>>73384489
fucking vapers man
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>>73379071
How many greenhouse gas credits will Canada have to buy to offset all of these emissions?
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>>73379738
This fire is not using only embers to "jump", it is making "Pyrocumulonimbus" clouds which produce lightning. Take a look at this map: http://cwfis.cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/interactive-map - Fort Mcmurray fire has made already two ten mile jumps. No embers travel that far but lightning strikes will ignite forests far away.

There is practically no barrier until the fire reaches east coast, Canada, you are sooo fucked.
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>Elect Trudeau
>God blazes it
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>>73397386
>using proper grammar on a taiwaniese basktweaving image board

fuk u m8 u can understand this and your still a stupid fuck
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>>73381720
cascadia would be a SJW liberal paradise and would have bread lines within months. do you not understand the population who lives in this area??
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>>73397960
okay, I kek'd
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>Evac pre-flight briefing given by based airman

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c18_1462600738
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I'm in edmonton and it just started raining, is it raining north?
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>vote NDP
>Burn
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Ca-na-da is bur-ning down
Bur-ning down, bur-ning down,

Ca-na-da is bur-ning down
Jus-tin Trudeau
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>>73389797
Thank you.
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>>73398223

Any pics of the captain? Do you think they hooked up?
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>>73389578
..and when these fires are out: Greenpeace and other scum use these pictures are "proof" how environmentally destructive oil sand business is. "Just look how they destroyed those forests!"
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>>73381720
>Cascadia
More like little China.
Hows them gooks treating you all out there.
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>>73385177
>>73385423
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>live on the edge of the stonies
>finally quit smoking after decades


I get the humor but god needs to give it a fucking rest once in awhile
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>>73397097
>if you're a stupid fuck

What's stupid about it? It's not magically prone to fire, as evidenced by it existing prior to this event.

Some rare conditions came together at a bad time and place, that's all, there's nothing remarkable about Fort Mac, it was just a normal small city on the prairies. It's not fucking made of sparklers or something.

What lesson could possibly be learned? Don't live in a place where an unprecedented and unpredictable fluke will happen?

You sound exceptionally retarded.
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>>73391661
>because nuclear power is scary

No you babbling moron, it was opposed because it's a massive fucking expense, conservatives were some of the loudest detractors which you'd know if you had paid any attention at all beyond soundbytes.

Nuclear plants don't actually just magically spring up out of hopes and wishes. They require billions in subsidies just to get constructed, and then they require further subsidy to operate.
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Just dump the white foam bullshit on it and call it a day .

Canada has a shit ton of water, im sure they can do something.
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>>73379071
>oil sands catch on fire.
>Oil tar pit the size of a small country explodes.

Well, nice knowing you Canada, enjoy the smog.
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>>73379738
the fire will balance itself
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>>73396984
there are like 15 fires spread over hundreds and hundreds of kms of remote helicopter access territory.
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Anyone have the picture of the smoke cloud with the Trump hair? I don't know why i didn't save it.
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>When you tell people to blaze it and they actually do
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>>73379071
>canucks let refugees in
>expects to burn for months
I believe in god again.
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>>73380541
Usually the Russians do this in my city
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>>73401542
What city?
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>Russia offers to help
>we say no
>residents living in temporary shelters
>Muslim death cult refugees live in hotels
FUCK OUR GOVERNMENT THIS PISSES ME OFF
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>>73379071
We should ban renewable resources desu senpai. They put way too much greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.
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>>73380201
whos the cunt who keeps whiting out the names
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>>73401855
Indians put way more green house gases from their curry shits than anything we do
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>>73383855
>we can't make a firebreak because its a reserve let's just let the whole thing burn
Fucking Canada.
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>>73401784
>Russia offers to help
>we say no
Really?
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>>73379071
DUDE VAPE LMAO

https://youtu.be/GKNJVDzKKrw
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>>73383420

Well done cunt
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I hope it burns the whole country down desu.
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>>73402112
Stop advertising your shitty video, faggot.
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Base Canada!

>sees over supplied cheap oil
>world suffering, jobs lost
>burns own oil supply down

They truly are the nicest people, ah
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>>73379071
>Truhoe runs on burning weed and great govt services
>instead burning forests and govt services that fail to stop it
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>>73402309
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>>73390644
>could sweep down
I knew we needed two walls
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>>73379071
if you put the fire out, it wins
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>>73394648
If you put out the fire, the fire wins.
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>elect commie
>country burns
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>>73397646
Kek somehow the added indian population will convert this into an actual shit storm.
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>>73402074
Not exactly, they offered to help and we said we would consider it, Which means no.
Everyone I know who still supported Trudeau after this can't stand him anymore. Our media is talking about stupid refugees helping us but did not mention Russia offering to help, they're really downplaying the fire like it's no big deal.
On the first day of the fire trudeau posted a snapchat story or whatever it's called telling guys how they can be better feminists.
Also the liberals removed some medications that are covered by our healthcare, my grandmas stomach medication is going to cost her $500 per prescription.
Trudeau has abandoned the elderly Canadians in favour of the refugees who are receiving $60 a day to spend on groceries (an average family of 3 could probably get away with spending $100 a week if they don't buy any junk food)
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>>73402873
It actually triggers me so much so many people support the commies, my family came here as refugees to escape from communism and now they want to bring it here. I have a hundred stories of how awful things were for them at home and if you tell anyone they just downplay it saying I'm lying or it wasn't real communism.
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>>73403775
This pisses off my polish wife to no end. She points out she was one of the better off due to her dad being a ranking policeman at the time, but her life still sucked.
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>>73397097
i'm worried about the population of sasquatch desu
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>>73379168
Vote for Trump
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>>73403354
>downplaying the fire
Looks pretty bad
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>>73379199
But who started it? Was anyone found in the wreckage?
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>>73403775
>my family came here as refugees

from where? this is important
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>>73404309

Syria
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>>73404309
most likely china
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>>73404212

>housing development with only one road in/out

i'm not even a civil engineer and i'm thouroughly triggered
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>>73404610
You Have to go Back
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>>73404268
CIA plane crash
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>>73383420
Love u
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>>73380201
jesus what?

Had me going what the fuck over and over again how someone can be this stupid
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>>73403354
I can't wrap my head around that man. He's all over social media but fails at governing, yet millions of people stand behind him like he's the messiah.
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>>73380372
What is that graph showing?
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Ong this is still a thing? Anything bad happening again or is it just forest?

Any satalite images?
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>>73404091
Half my family got murdered by commies, I saw a car drive by the other day with 4 soviet flags on the roof.
I don't understand how a flag that is responsible for the genocide of so many people is legal here and their ideas are legal but anything the nazis wanted or their flag and symbols is evil and banned. I don't think either one should be banned because free speech but still, why is one allowed but not the other?
>>73404212
The news here doesn't really talk about it a lot, it's basically a short 2 minute segment going "oh yeah it's bigger now people evacuated" one day I think I'll just watch our news all day and start a thread about some of the things it talks about to show how shitty it is. It's disgustingly bias we have CNN always playing in my gym and it is so much better than any of the mainstream news channels here
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> tfw canada is truly feeling the bern
> tfw canada took "blaze it" to a new level
> tfw trudeau comes on bended knee to beg Trump for bailout money
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>>73404882
>He's all over social media

you answered your own question. social media is our society poisoning our society. I unironically believe that the AI in MGS2 was right. pic related.
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>>73404309
Hungary it was in the 1960's during the Hungarian revolution, only one grandma and her mom came because half their family got killed in the revolution. In the refugee camp in Austria where they stayed they only had stale bread and cold tea because all the food donated from other countries was taken by the austrian soldiers. They also wanted to go to America originally but they weren't allowed
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>>73405034
where are you?
News hour on Global Edmonton is entirely about the fire. Then News hour final is entirely about the fire except the short sports segment
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>>73404882
The news has not one said anything negative about Trudeau, but it likes to talk about all the protests in Poland and Hungary against their racist government and how the people want refugees.
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>>73405240
Yeah I'd expect it to be like that in Alberta, I'm in Toronto which might explain why the news here is so awful
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>>73381720
Newfoundland, Labrador, and the Maritime provinces would be a better split off considering its the only white places left in canada and we don't share similar viewpoints with quebec and anything west of it
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>>73405034
>CNN always playing in my gym and it is so much better than any of the mainstream news channels here
Holy shit if CNN is way better then it means its really garbage
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>>73383420
420 blaze it straya
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>>73379071
>mfw I honestly thought the end was coming
>mfw I realise it was just some jew trying to destroy the oil reserves in Canada

But why?
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>>73389098
If you kill the fire, it wins.
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>>73383646
>They're permanently losing land thanks to underground oil fires that will burn for decades.
It's not fucking coal you retard.

It's much harder to burn.

But I bet some cunt thought this would do that.
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>>73407039

>typical Aussie intellectual
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>>73385250
Lol Toronto
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>>73403354
>60$ a day
Jesus fucking christ I could live indefinitely as a single man on that much money fucking shit.
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>>73379071
>holy shit pol wat do
nothing. you're in Italy, which is an ocean and half a continent away from the wildfire
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>>73406588
They cover more stories, our media doesn't talk about Europe really unless they talk about a protest against racism, the only foreign countries they talk about is America or they'll talk about landslides or car crashes in India and China.
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>>73407163

Nigga what? Are you sure?
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What the hell is fueling all this fire?
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>>73407039
As stupid as it sounds if they get another fire fumes down there it will probably improve yield. Fireflooding and steam flooding already exist as Enhanced Oil Recovery techniques.
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>>73407264

Miles of forest you monkey

>American intellectual
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>>73392852
Do you really think you could put out a fire the size of Montreal and Laval combined?
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i thought canada was all snow and shit?

how is fire burning in cold snowy weather?
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>>73379071
Good, Alberta is a shit place that needed to burn.

They were as poor as Quebec before they started exploiting oily sand and now that they act as if the rest of Canada owe them something.
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