Is Dale Gribble the most /pol/ character ever?
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Hi guys, Dale Gribble here, dont mind me.
>>73367924
Great show.
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>>73367924
Potus material
>>73367924
Has a mexican friend and is an obvious cuck that still doesn't get it that his wife cheated. No, he isn't /pol/ he's average.
Hank is /pol/
>>73369394
dales cuckdom is a parable explaining to the common man how white society is cucked and doesn't even know it
100% pure pol
>>73367924
he's a mix of /x/ /k/ and r/cuckoldcommunity
hank isn't /pol/ he's a victim of modern degeneracy. He has instilled good values but often compromises on them when shit hits the fan because of consensus.
>>73369394
Dale is quintessentially /pol/
>hates the government
>NEET
>clueless cuck
>>73367924
Bobby is r9k
>>73369394
>an obvious cuck that still doesn't realize his wife cheated
That makes him /pol/ incarnate, faggot
>>73369531
I would vote Cotton.
He's got his racism down to a science. He left Hank's mom, married and knocked up a girl who's the same age as his son. He knocked up his asian nurse after he got his shins taken out. He loves guns, hates weaklings and pretty much everyone else. Stole Santa Anna's leg, planned multiple attempts on Castro's life, killed fiddy men. His only blind spot is Bobby.
Is King of the Hill on Netflix?
If so I'll just renew my subscription instead of downloading this torrent.
>dinkleBERG
>>73367924
Hank - Conservative everyman who tolerates all sorts of bullshit because he believes everyone's free to have their own opinions and make their own decisions.
Boomhauer - High school coolguy who never amounted to anything.
Bill - Average /r9k/ user
Dale - /x/ and /k/ personified
Peggy - tumblrina
Luanne - average woman
Lucky - reddit incarnate
Buck Strickland - Corporate fatcat
>>73370400
Nigger, Boomhauer was a Texas Ranger.
>>73370296
I can't believe I never even noticed, holy shit
I mean look at the nose
>>73370210
>His only blind spot is Bobby.
Bobby has his talents, he's funny and knows how to entertain people. He's not into drugs or alcohol or any of that nonsense, and while he may be fat, he's not ashamed of it and he's cracking jokes about it instead.
Why wouldn't you be proud of Bobby? He's the type of guy everyone likes.
>>73370610
GET OUT
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>>73370358
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>>73370789
what the fuck are you doing, man
>>73370400
>Peggy - tumblrina
how dare you
>>73370536
Double-Income No Kids.
DINK
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BERG
>is a literal cuck
>literally preps the bull by helping him win federal lawsuits
>literally /pol/ incarnate
>>73370610
That boy ain't right.
>>73370211
KotH hasn't been on Netflix since October 1st, 2013
A tragedy worse than 9/11
>>73370958
Hank's still proud of him regardless, though.
>>73370910
fucking kek
>>73370816
Memeing
>Hank Hill would have voted for me Donald. I'm from Texas.
>>73370610
Agreed
In 10 years Bobby is the funny, flirtatious, fat guy who slays the women that people think are way out of his league
>>73367924
Dont forget how the pocket sand thing sounds totally like the kind of thing someone on /pol/ would actually have on them at all times.
>>73370910
SHUT
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>>73371259
I go to the beach a lot, so yeah. Haven't used it yet though.
>>73371175
No! I would have kicked your asinine ass!
>>73371259
I usually have sand in my pockets because I'm at the beach a lot but I haven't used it yet.
>>73369531
Hank is what /pol/ idealizes. Where are we are really Dale a lot of the time.
There are a few boomhaurs roaming around. Sadly more bills.
But everyone wants to be Hank deep down which is what counts.
>>73370296
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>>73371374
I go to the beach a lot
Pocket sand is like everyday for me
i understand you have to say that to everyone maam
close
>>73371259
there is a video of someone using pocket sand IRL
i hope it's not fake
>>73371860
Robo Dale
>>73372209
i dont know a thing about that, im just a simple human man
>>73372339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQdPFmMyryc
