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Come on lads, lets go watch the Battle of the Nations, a medieval combat sport event. Watch men built like mountains clobber each other! Don't forget to bring the bants in the comments section!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1tUFx_StSo
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>>73366910

Woops ignore the bottom link, or watch it if you want to see what a great leader has to say about nat socialism.
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nb4
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Was about to start my own thread, Starting with Women's Category today.
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>>73366910
First for Spain RECONQUISTA
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Where is this?
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>>73367014

Nice, don't forget to say antisimetic things when Israel comes on. The mods love that lol
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>>73366910
>Last years finale was Ukraine vs Russia
>Russia kicks their ass and wins
>Russia! Russia! Russia! Chanting when they win

Top kek. Crimea all over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPSHkZF-Ac
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HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT ITS BATTLE OF NATIONS TIME!
How is Italy doing?
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I like how you can clearly see the difference from the men fighting to the women.
Didn't even know it was women at first due to all the armor.
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Is the stream doing werid shit for anyone else?
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>>73367756
Ye a bit laggy
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>this shag-fest

>combat
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>>73366910
what happened to the guy whose spine was finnished? is he kill?
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Why do they hit like pussies? It might as well be LARP.
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>>73367849

Because it's women fighting atm, mate.
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>>73367821
Still in the hospital i'd assmue, don't know how bad it is.
>>73367849
It's Women's Category.
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>>73367849

Idk. But I would not hesitate to whack someone in the LARGELY UNPROTECTED LEGS, SHINS, ETC.

Huge weakspot.
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>>73366910
How is it daylight????

We haven't blown up Europe's wife's Sun yet?
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>>73367849
Oh yea here it is.
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>>73367923
They have leg armor though, and you're only allowed to hit on armoured spots.
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Do the men fight properly? With full swings and no hugging and slapping?
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>just falls over
Are they even trying?
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>>73367913

>these fighters
>woman

LEL that explains everything.
Can't even tell with the armor.
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>>73368000
Leave Russel out of this you race mixing burger.
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The hugging is real
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>Dat finn spinn
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>>73368016
No slapping, but plenty of hugging.
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>>73368044
They are supposed to have tight fitting armor with breast holes and deep necklines. Plus plateskirts.
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Good hustle from the fatty with the racing stripe. Nice starting bash and little spin to fight the two handed axe person
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What is this joke?
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Canadian boys have been wrecking all comp.

WERE COMING FOR YOU BURGERS!!!
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>>73368168
women "fighting"
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>>73368168

Men only.
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She is literally standing behind her with every chance to beat her to death, but she just pokes at her and tries to move her leg. This is triggering me, Brienne of Tarth btfo.
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>>73368187

You have to admit that the non-canon armor is the best.
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>>73368201

I'm surprised you don't have a Russian flag cuck fag.
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>>73368201
Oh, that explains it.

I saw some the other day and it looked much better.
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Tell me I'm not the only one with the Benny Hill Theme running through their head at this.
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FIGHT ME 1v1 SEE WHAT HAPPENS
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>>73368069
baby this is the stuff
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>>73368231

I'm the Canadian that made the first threads.

This is awesome for us.

Just bantz lad.
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>>73368016

Even with armor, it's brutal. Shit gets broken, fingers smashed off, concussions and worse.
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Fucking love the serb mercenary
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>this is supposed to be fun
It looks like grown couch potatoes flailing at eachother.

The fuck is this?
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guy wearing no pants wut
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>>73368391
read the thread
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>>73368391
It's the women's turn right now, maybe we should come back later.
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>>73368391
it's fucking autistic is what it is
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>>73368395
He's french, what do you expect.
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French without pants, as was probably also the case on the middle-age tourneys.
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>>73368408
>read the thread
I don't need it explained what is going on. I was commenting on how stupid this is.

Everyone ends up hugging in the corner and whoever gets winded first loses.
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>>73368467

Same with boxing, MMA, etc.

These are women afterall.
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POCCИЯ POCCИЯ POCCИЯ
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Look out its the whitest team on earth.
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DON'T LOSE TO NON-WHITES
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RUSSIA VS ARGENTINA BATTLE TO SEE THE BEST "WHITE" NATION PLACE YOUR BETS
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Bylat
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russia vs Argentina, battle to see best "white" nation

place your bets lads
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>>73368497
When does it get back to men?

Pretty sure even kendo women would be less awkward in that armor.
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>>73368391
>implying you didn't describe
>4chan
>/pol/
>this thread
>this reply

cuck boi
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This isn't even close
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>>73368324
Is it accurate to real battle though? (without the stabbing). Seems the short mace has every advantage over the falchion and pole arms.
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>>73368638
>don't comment on us wallowing in shit
Nah, fuck you. This looks like Frank from Accounting re-enacts medival warfare with his drinking buddies.
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Stronk tier:
[x]Russia
[ ] Argentina
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>Russians kicking ass again
>>73368586
>When does it get back to men?
In 3 hours, 1vs1 Duels
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>>73368699

You don't have to be here m9
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celtic sperging in the chat
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>women
They just can't leave even autistic men to themselves.
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>>73368673
No. It's probably fairly close to tournament fighting though.
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MURRICA. FUCK YEAH. NY EXPAT HERE, GO AMERICAAAAAAAAAA

FOR TRUMP, MAGA
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that fucking american flag armor
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>>73368699
Are you Frank? Because that reply was just his type. Very Frank.
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>>73368826

We never had nights IRL and we consistently BTFO every other team. At least last year "we" did.

Not sure about this time around.
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AMERICA AND GERMANY GREATEST ALLIES
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wtf illegal blow what rubbish. "Illegal blows" should mean the opponent is dead.
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IM BACK BOYS !!!!!

MY CAPTCHA

AHAHAHAHAH
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this is fucking hilarious. girl took so many hits.
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>>73367443

har du sjekket buksa for fjert rest i det siste ?
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>>73368871
the aussies btfo america this year m8
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>>73368793
oh that's cool then.
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So blows don't count, all you have to do is push someone on the ground?
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>Women too afraid to hurt each other, just resort to grappling
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>stuck in a corner with 2 on 1
mad woman
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goddamn poland just give up
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>>73366910
>This BLANTANT fucking shilling

These fuckers were on /k/, too.

Here's a pro tip: telling people to post a comment is literally second only to "be sure to like and subscribe" in terms of red flags.
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>>73368793
Well, the good teams are at least
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>>73368934
yeah pretty much, right now is the womens category so dont expect actual fights
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>>73368981
get the fuck out of here faggot
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Holy fuck that American is brutal
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>>73368937
I want to see people charging, tackling, and throwing.

Not 20 halfassed swings of a polearm to someone's helmet.

>lightning bolt
>lightning bolt
>lightning bolt
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>get into the stream for first time
>a guy is beating the head of some girl

Kek.
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>>73368934
In team battles yes, in 1vs1 it's about getting in hits on your opponent.
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>>73368981
wtf are you on about? people just want to talk about it, no one is shilling anything you fat cunt
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>>73369008

>Don't expect actual fights

Did you see the American with the halberd? Slamming the skull of the dumb fuckin Pollack? Literally slammed freedom into her skull.
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>>73368981

>watching a free stream with your lads

>shilling

???
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>>73369076
Fuck that sounds like it'd be so much fun to just take two shields and charge at somebody, just try to bulldoze their ass over.
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>>73369053
Wait till the mens 5v5 playoffs later.
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This is why I don't go out.

Thanks /pol/
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do we really have a woman in the team
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>>73369074
all girls lol
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Greatest ally WHY
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Its weird that the female fighters are still attractive despite being covered in fucking armor
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>>73369217
They're all women.
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>German fighter goes straight for the Israeli
Germany, No!
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>German fighter attacks the isreali
KEK
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>>73369271
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WHO HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA OF PUTTING A JEW AND A GERMAN ON THE SAME TEAM
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Wow.


WTF is all this faggotry.
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>>73369377

>I can't read
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The American stood strong all 3 matches. American strong.
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>>73369332
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>>73367443
What time was that at?
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>>73369320
>>73369324
Did the announcer just say the Israeli was a woman? Or did I mishear?
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>>73369155

I laughed at how brutal this is compared to the women
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I like this. But I also dont like it. These are nice fight, but there are no techniques. That faggot uses the haldberd like it is a fucking stick. But I still like it.
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>>73369431
Well this is the women's 3v3 category
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>>73369256

Oh that's why its kind of low energy
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>>73369431

newfags pls go
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The little qt knights rushing forward are so cute
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>>73369431
It's the women's competition right now.
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>>73369462
Could probably just hook people's legs since you're only out once you fall down, I guess.
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>>73369454

I kek'd every single clip. So savage, crushing blows.
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>>73369462
i don't think weapons technique has any relevance in an armoured fight. Its the bulldozer games.
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>>73369155

and the way that Finn(?) goes flying across the ring at 9 seconds is just hilarious to me
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Holy fuck these woman """battles""" are so fucking low energy and every single team has the same strategy.

Woman are such low tier
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>>73369418
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>that move where you rest your sword on your shoulder

I always hated that stance as a kid.

Looks so lame.
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>>73369592
holy fuck man cant wait for the 5 v 5 men playoffs
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We should recreate this except with all the illegal migrants and make it a blood sport

The victors get to have food and be sent back to Syria
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>>73369631
it's the generic go to stance most normies and aspies even use all the fucking time


blame anime and other faggotry high medieval shit
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>>73369592
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>>73369631
we all know resting your hand on your sheathed hilt is the top tier way
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We need to just bring back Gladiator games again using criminals, convicts, etc.

FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM
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>>73369478
>>73369506
lol that explains it. was watching thinking "these fuckers look super unathletic, I could dominate this shit."
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ARGENTINA IS WHITE
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white Argies???1!
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>>73369592

metal as fuck, holy shit I can't stop laughing
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>>73369418
That's the intensity worth seeing.

People running into jump kicks that break ribs and legs.
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>>73369836
>>73369841

Wasn't it a Canadian mercenary?
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>>73369539

I don't think you're allowed to hit the back of the legs they only have padding there
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So the goal of this is just to knock them off their feet right?
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Russia still thinks its 1250 AD

top kek
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>>73369893
YES
http://botn.info/rule/en-rules-for-buhurt-category
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>>73369899
implying it isn't
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>>73369889
Russian with the axe was just doing it.
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>>73369893

Or you could "accidentally" rip their helmet off. Automatically "dead"
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that russian 3.14, so athletic
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>>73369893
If your knee touches the ground you're dead.
No thrusting attacks.
No holding the opponent's weapon.
No strikes to the back of the knee.
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i hope USA 2 never plays again. literally lasted only 10 seconds
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Correspondant: Jennifer Lawrence?
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>>73370097
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>>73370158
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I wonder if I could start an Australian team
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>>73370194
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>>73370194
literal garbage
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>>73370158

>Tfw there's a cheese burger waiting just outside the list

>tfw you smell it
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>>73370241
australia is the green in this webm >>73370194
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Im getting triggered by the feminists in the chat.

Also this is fucking boring. When start the men league?
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>>73370241
Australia has a team
>>73370194
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SERBIA STRONG
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Are pommel strikes not allowed or are they just not smart?
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>TFW MODS WILL NEVER BAN YOU
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WHICH ONE OF YOU got deleted for saying that the prize money is 6 million?
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>>73370356
not allowed see >>73369963
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have there been any deaths in this game's history?
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>>73370356
I've seen plenty of them.
Shield strikes too.
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>>73370276
>>73370285

oh.. oh... guess they don't need a 200kg neckbeard then
I havn't figured out what the point of having weapons is. Do they get points for striking the other person?
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>>73370277
2h30m until men
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>>73370465
>Do they get points for striking the other person?
No, but if you hit them enough they'll fall down, or just give up out of pain.
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>>73370465

1v1 is hit-based. That's where you see the actual swings and strategy.
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>>73370465
you cannot fight without a weapon, australians kept losing their yesterday so they had to back away and get a new one.
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>>73370465
They hurt, mate. One guy had his spine broken yesterday.
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>>73370194
>The Aussie guy who knocks the fuck out of the one guy in his charge and then goes on to fucking THROW another one to the floor in the corner immediately afterwards.

They just cannot handle the bantz.
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>>73370482
>>73370277
Schedule.

>>73370465
They are required. They can't fight if they don't have their weapon in hand
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I reprsent team Poland but I am from Israel
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>>73370431
See >>73370242

Shield slams for days.
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>>73370277

fuck I can't keep my eyes open, big day tomorrow (today?) and im exhausted

will this be saved and posted in one full video? thanks lads for the entertainment
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>>73370552
>>73370552
was thinking the same thing, these euro cucks have nothing on high energy aussie bant
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>>73366910
Watched a few minutes, this is like professional tripping whilst dressed up in medieval armor...

I don't see the appeal.
I can't believe that people actually do this shit.
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>>73370609
That was USA team 2
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>>73370482
Well, I stay because I love the different accents. Bretty cute
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Why wouldn't you use a mace when given the option?
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poor normies in the chat can't handle the bantz
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>Ukraine
no such thing
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>>73370242
BULLSHIT CHEATING FAGOTS
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>>73370716

I would use the halberd. The headshots are killer.
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>>73370716
Less reach
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>>73370752
Literally.
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>>73370780
that's the whole point when fighting in a melle, which it always becomes. I was thinking a knife would be better so you could stab them through the visor, but i guess thats bad sportsmanship.
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"guys please keep the chat clean"
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>>73370824
isnt this the guy that killed that other guy
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>>73370871
No thrusting attacks allowed.
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>>73370876
He's just trying to keep it authentic.
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Should I keep spamming this chat?
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>>73370876
nah that is the Argentinian getting paralyzed
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>>73370876
Broke the guy's spine apparently.
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>>73370824

literally btfo
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>yellow card for putting pressure on the meme
dont anger kek
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>>73366910
Why aren't they rolling like in my vidya games?
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Speaking of the paralyzed black guy, we have any news from the hospital ?
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>>73371078
touching the grounds means youre out.
also armor is not easy to roll with
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>>73370876
that weapon should be illegal, it's got way too much leverage and point pressure. It's almost a spike.
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>>73370944
Why can't you guys just talk like normal people? Keep 4chan on 4chan.
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What's the woman in the yellow apron doing? She trying to get smacked in the face leaning in like that?
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what happaned to the american that got smashed last night in the all vs russia?
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I want to see more spinning and flying swords. Grappling should be illegal.
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>>73370951
Really?
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>>73371078
But they are
see >>73369155 Perfect Finn roll
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>>73371126

mods love me faggot.

I dare you talk the same way.
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>>73371179
Grappling is alright, but the fence should be replaced with a ditch.
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>>73371185
yeah he couldnt feel his arms, is in the hospital right now
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>>73371185
yeah
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>>73371126

It's called a VPN you cuckold.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIAQv7fs83M
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every single match, pinned against the list.
so lame
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>>73371185
Taken out on a stretcher in a neck brace
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new thread?
Or is this just real nigga hours.
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NEW BREAD

>>73371480
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>>73371405
Don't need a new thread until 300 replies.
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Just like real life
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lol wtf is this sport
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I'LL TAKE BACK OVER
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>>73371500
Keep using this one until 300
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How much longer before testosterone again? The list hugging is boring.
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Was that a bitch cosplaying a muslim with a medieval burka?
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Jeanne d'Arc is on bitch !

>>73371500
Delete it it's not the time ,we'll just divide the discussion in two it'll be annoying
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>>73371524

It is literally people in armor hitting one another.
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>>73371650

Migrate now we can deal with this later.

I ran this from the start.
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>>73371650
>divide the 26 posters
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>>73371638
2h
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France has got a tank lol
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I hope the Dutch men's team is less of a dissapointment.
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>>73371688
>>73371682
>>73371650
Meh. Just let both die since you can get even 30 people without some thread wars asshats apparently.
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Halloween-chan is doing great
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>>73371790

HHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEH

yw jamal.
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these chat mods are total kikes
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Why are they just hugging and holding onto the ledge?
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>>73366910
This is gay. This is super gay. They can't actually hit each other because they'll fucking kill each other.
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>>73371748
The proud Gascon knight ,bred on cheese ,duck and wine.

>>73371850
>Women are fighting
>This is gay
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>>73371842
"strategy"
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>>73371815
>doing great
>runs to ally
>just watches her get fucked
>sits down when they turn on her
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>fatty supports the USA. I should have known.
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>>73371850

What part of "This is a game" do you not get?
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>>73371842
They're too weak and slow minded to do anything else under pressure. Women's idea of fun is completely impotent play fighting compared to the men's.
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>>73371928
I was thinking the same thing
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WHERES THE BLOOD
I WANT TO SEE MOTHERFUCKERS KILL EACH OTHER
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>>73371850
It's just a game man, don't be autistic
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>>73366910

Ok when is this womens bullshit going to be over?
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lmao that argentinian
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Is that Argie an American mercenary?
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>>73371936
>it's a game
>they allow blows to the back of the neck
It's a very very poorly thought out 'game'
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>>73372006
here watch his while you wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBt5iKa3YSM
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>>73371850
>They can't actually hit each other because they'll fucking kill each other.
Uhh what?

Scroll up nigger.
They hit each other quite hard.
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>>73372054

I foresee major consquences in years to come.

Regulations when?
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>>73372102
an argie already got paralyzed from an axe blow to the neck yesterday kek
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