>>73358498
what if you cant afford the reparations?
EMU KILL ALL AUSTRALIANS NOW
WERE COMING FOR YOU BRUCE
RAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH DIE
Its just a fucking bird. Why will aussies wrestle crocs but run from a fucking pest?
>>73360037
KILL THE AUSTRALIAN
>>73360037
DID YOU CALL ME A PEST BITCH
>>73360037
Emu war reparations not being paid on time will get you killed
Strewth mates.
I've got no guns!
What do I do?!
America, save me, SAVE ME!
How did they lose a wat to emu's? Did the emus have some kickass General Emu? Did they get The Art of War translated to emu-ese? HOW DID AUSSIES LOSE TO A WAR TO A BUNCH OF BIRDS?
It was a stupid fucking idea to spend all the money reserved for war reparations on French submarines.
Goddamn it Australia.
>>73360172
RARWRAARARARA EAT THE AUSRRALIAN DIE NOW DIE
>>73359708
>MFW I've had horses and llamas and shit by me while mountain biking, but not gigantic bipedal birds
>>73360326
We're nice but not to Australians
The Australians have accepted defeat
>>73360037
They all have AIDS and a 2 foot long cock and a penchant for men's arses.
You'd run too Forest Gump
>>73360624
Why don't you surrender and join us for lunch
>>73360656
Thats me, 2nd kid on the right
>>73360656
Pictured:
Leader of Australian defense forces signing over sovereignty to the Emu General.
>>73360741
In school we read this beautiful book
>>73360492
How can Australians even compete
>>73360896
>MFW emus are spreading their subversion throughout the commonwealth
Hahaha, the worm turns.
>>73360925
They don't
>>73361007
It's about an inter species relationship between an emu and a Sheila from Alice Spring
>>73359708
REMOVE STRAYA
The emus plan on breeding with humans to make half breeds
>>73358498
>storeys
Guess how I know this is a fake headline, you Maori savage.
>>73360492
Many Aussies do look a bit too 'bird-like', those emus must have raped the shit out of those aussie whores
>>73361181
>a Sheila from Alice Spring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>73360321
what kind of Rato is that ?
>>73361533
Some emus even mixed with Abos
>>73361678
>>73361691
Kangaroos too mate.
>>73361678
A kangaroo
>>73361828
I hate kangaroos so much
>>73358498
>>73360656
Is that Jeb Bushman?
>>73361902
Eat garbage
>>73361839
>Dying with a boner
At least he was happy.
>>73358498
What the fuck were emus doing seven storeys up in the first place?
>>73361930
HAPPY
>>73361870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATBrSet6538
Me too.
>>73360624
>They all have AIDS and a 2 foot long cock and a penchant for men's arses.
How'd they get AIDS? Abos gave it to them?
>>73362193
No regular Australians did
>>73360299
emus cant swim, we gotta be able to hide somewhere.
So straya, why don't you just eat the birds again?
>>73361678
devil rat m8
>>73362344
Shut up
>>73362371
Emus are fucking fast m8. You need a helicopter to herd them out bush, even motorbikes have trouble over the kind of terrain we have.
Aren't Cassowaries way more fucking dangerous than emus?
HOW CAN AUSTRALIANS EVEN COMPETE?
THEY'RE TAKING YOUR WOMEN
>>73362559
Emus are peaceful
>>73361678
Its a tassie devil there is a looney tunes cartoon character based off it
>>73361572
Rare screencap, thanks friend
>>73362631
everything in the universe is peaceful relative to cassowaries
GAS THE EMUS SPECIES WAR NOW
Slow fucking news day
>>73358498
>storeys
It's stories you illiterate bogan
PROBLEM MATE?
>>73362841
Yeah
>>73362844
Stories are for books, storeys are for buildings
>>73358498
How can aussies even compete?
Would you punch a large bird like an emu, /pol/?
>>73362666
It's my meme setup, I said "fuck off" to Adobe years ago.
Pixelmator has more meme energy.
>>73363185
>Sneaky emu
So is this scientific proof that sneakiness is relative to nose/beak shape?
>>73363583
nah Ninjas kinda blow that out the water.
Emus are just fucking weird
>>73362666
>666
Why is no one checking Lord Satan trips?
>>73358498
GAS THE EMUS, BIRD WAR NOW
>>73362619
We dont need them sluts anyway, we've moved on to better things
>>73358498
>>73360037
Say just a fucking bird again I dare you.
>>73358498
>>73360037
Ancestral memory from when humans were on the menu for even bigger birds.
>>73360492
>>73360656
Jesus fuck why are Australians such cucks? No wonder their women are going for that Big Fat Raptor Cock
Why does Australia have all the fucked up animals? White sharks, jelly fish, emus, Tasmanian Devils, koala bears...
>>73365039
dude you barely scratched the list of fucked up animals
Assault emus.
>>73365039
Those were the only real nigga animals that could survive that terrain
>>73358498
Better than being beak raped by a mob demanding their treaty reparations. Death before dishonor!
>>73358498
Reminds me of Jurassic Park.
>>73360492
>>73360656
Is that the guy from Whitesnake?
>big chickens scare wussy Australians
lmao
>>73358498
Blood for the Emu God!
>>73360656
The wife has a look of "Fuck it, i've given up. He wants to live out this faggy fantasy, let him have it..."
>>73362844
Illiterate means unable to read or write., not bad at spelling, you uneducated salad dodger!
