Would you change your race, /pol/?
>>73351129
No. What kind of stupid question is that op.
sure
id love to be white
>>73351129
If I had a million lives I'd be a white male every time.
>>73351129
thats probably some Swidish woman
and to answer your question, no, im ok with Caucasian
No.
But if I couldn't be white, I'd be an East Asian (Korean/Japanese/Taiwanese).
>>73351129
What the fuck are wrong with Swedes?
>>73351129
No. I would though be fine with a few inches to my height (mostly in my torso) and maybe get rid of my fucking retarded lisp.
>>73351355
Pretty much this. Mongolians are pretty sweet too.
is that a real product? I told some blacks at work I'm not white, I'm just light skinned (I'm italian so its true)
and they laughed at me
I'd love to show up like this as a joke
I'd be okay with being peak Chinese and heaps nimble with Wushu and maths and shit
I've always been envious of albinos
>>73351129
I enjoy being universally hated for both being white and a man. So no.
>>73351129
no, but i do admire certain aspects of immigrant groups that come here, especially asians.
there is really no sense of community with average white american people, and it seems nice to have "your people" and a friend/family group that is separate from the rest of society you live in.
for instance whenever i go to pick up take out from the viet place, i see young viets hanging out there in their social groups together and i know they have family gatherings and shit like that for just them and they dont let anyone else into these cliques. it would be nice to have a community support group like that where everyone knows each other.
my gf is serbian and they have sort of the same thing because every serb here knows each other from going to their restaurants and all the parents being friends or coming over from yugoslavia at the same time and shit. i hang out with them all but im not really "in".
Maybe make myself whiter. The sun is pretty fukn hectic here.
>>73351737
This is something I can agree with.
>>73351129
id like to be Australian so i can sniff petrol
>>73351340
>1-800-comeon-now
>>73351677
You know African albinos are being hunted to extinction because the native coons believe their mutated limbs bring good luck.
>>73351129
No.
>>73351832
Boongs aren't Australian. They're fauna.
>>73351129
She just want check her privileges.
>>73352186
is it true that you hade to make special unsniffable petrol ?
Yeah I wish I was light brown desu
White skin is pretty gross
>>73353400
Yeah I don't know the details but Jesus these abos are terrible
I am a brown blackhaired blackeyed 1:70m dude
no really
IQ: 125
plox, /pol/, go fuck yourselfs
>>73351129
honestly yes id pick the jewish race as they get the most free shit
free schools
free trip to israel
interest free loans
able to win any argument with anyone by saying muh holocaust
free easy jobs
having the US tax payers pay for my house in isreal
hell id even take the curly hair and the big nose and the 50% off muh dick for this level of free shit
>>73351129
Best of both worlds: Jewish mother but uncircumcised
>>73351129
No, I am proud of the skin color God has giving me.
>>73353400
http://www.bp.com/en_au/australia/products-services/fuels/opal-fuel.html
>Opal fuel is a low-aromatic unleaded fuel that doesn't contain the properties that create a high when sniffed.
>>73351416
I honestly feel bad for people with lisps. I have an incredibly intelligent math professor I'm working under and almost no students take him seriously because of his lisp
>>73354003
Prove it
Is that temporary nigger cream? So I can just rub that on myself and temporarily become an ape? I'm going to try this out.
>>73354003
>blackeyed
Maybe you should learn to fight or learn not to fight so that doesn't happen.
Of course. I wish I was a white male.
>>73351129
I wish I wasn't a Jew
>>73351129
Fuck you, nigger.
Which white is best white?
>>73354840
black white
>become black
>impregnate coal burners
>white kids
>>73354619
I wish I was a jew.
>>73354840
The ones that aren't feminized cucks
Oh wait...
>>73354961
Nice meme
>>73351325
So you're the type of guy that plays games on easy mode, huh?
*sips tea*
>>73351129
I'm southern European white. Tan, brown eyes and brown hair, manlet.
I identify internally as a steely blue eyed british man, about 2 inches taller and just a very slight shade lighter.
Every time I look in the mirror I just have this fucking "that's not me!" feeling.
I have shoes that helped me to easily get my ideal internal height, but I cant do anything about my eyes, and a few facial features, or my skin tone.
I really, truly understand how a transsexual feels. Its an alien feeling to look in a mirror, and I try not to, or use very bright lights in my bathroom when I shave. Yellow tinted lights make me feel disgusting and non anglo.
pic related, me and van damme are a similar phenotype. Same skin tone, but my eyes are darker.
>tfw ID is literally black
>>73355089
Even if this is ironic, it's still cringe and cancerous as fuck.
>>73355357
Have you considered suicide?
>>73355068
absolute filth.
>>73355068
excellent meme
"Married to Mother" made it
>>73351129
Yes, I want to go full Aryan with blonde hair and blue eyes plus the height advantage.
gibs me dat gene therapy
>>73354003
bro, we´re exactly the same but I'm 4cm taller :D
The product starts dark as fuck then lightens and washes to a tan you fucking sad gf-less autists. god i love being a normie
I'm of British decent, but I'm one of the beautiful smart ones, rather than subservient cuck filth.
I moved to American because, greatest country on earth.
From the former imperial super power to the current, and all that shit.
6ft four, in good shape but have the dad bod, but never had a problem getting any, so I guess it's not so bad.
Green eyes, bright green.
Medium brown hair with blonde and red highlights.
How'd I do?
>>73351129
Yes, Natives have sooo many advantages in life. Why would I not want to be one.
