>inb4 how do you get america to join a war
>inb4 you tell them it's almost over
We twiddled our thumbs.
>>73337800
We took the the ridge
"Celer et Audax"
Killed heaps of people
We blew up some whales in the Iberian coast and made the germans think we were absolute madmen.
we barely participated
>>73337800
>Benjamin Freedman on the causes of WW1 and WW2
https://youtu.be/x8OmxI2AYV8
>>73337800
We fought on the wrong side
>>73337800
>behaved like niggers acting in fratricide cuz muh empire
WE
WON
NOTHING
>>73337800
apparently we had some special forces tier unit of blacks with no prior military training before volunteering and we gave them to the french and they wuz soldiers n shieeeet
We wuz kangz.
>>73337800
Fought on both sides.
>>73339644
>>73339706
*smacks Mauser*
we granted emperor willy a safe haven after the war, the great powers demanded that we turned him into their custody but we refused. And then spent the last of his days in our country, banished from anywhere else.
Din do shieeeeeeet
>>73337800
We were a peaceful advanced civilization until the evil barbarians came in, and tried to wipe us out.
We wuz sultanz n sheiit
Win
>>73337800
We and Oz invaded Turkey.
Got screwed over by British command fucking up and not checking which beach to land us on.
>>73337800
We sent an estimated 30,000 soldiers to the Western Front.
Our all-black division - appropriately named The Harlem Hellfighters - singlehandedly won the war and saved Europe. You're welcome.
>>73337800
We invented tonks n sheet
>>73337800
>>73340290
Sorry, wrong flag, still had my proxy on.
>Halted Austro-Hungarian offensive
>"Germoney bls helb"
>O shit
>Bulgaria attacks also
>Retreat through albania
>high casualities
And then when the enemy troops were tired we just blitzkrieged from greece
>>73340587
And Puerto Ricans also served in 369th Infantry Regiment.
we wuz supa soldiers
>>73337800
We got a lot of our best and bravest killed in a typical European war for GIB CLAY, all because our worst president in history wanted to "make the world safe for democracy" or some shit. But hey at least that worked out and after all our sacrifices the 20th century was one of the most peaceful and stable on record.
>>73337800
Reminder that America has no WWI memorial on the National Mall and it's a disgrace.
>>73341218
They dont?! Jesus Christ mate
WE WUZ CHILLING AND SHIEET!
We win against the barbarians
>>73339903
Hol up hol up
*rapes allied nurse*
>>73339497
wait, which one?
we showed up late and took most of the credit, but you already know this.
Kebab removal
>>73341885
Sorry but the Africans won iirc
>>73338753
More like got killed by heaps of people.lol
>"hey bazza, why don't we just run at the turks"
>"streuth! What a terrific ripper of an idea govnar!!!"
>>73337800
You posted a picture of it.
>>73347282
Lone pine mate
>>73337800
We sent like 200k men.
Canadians sent nearly a million from a vast nation of only 11 million. We had huge casualties and gained Independance
We sold iron to germany but refused to help the finns fight off the reds, although around 8k swedes joined the finns freely.
