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http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/668073/Vladimir-Putin-offers-disillusioned-British-citizens-free-land-in-Russia

How about it?
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if brexit falls through, i'll look into it
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>>73322541
>LAND in Russia’s eastern wilderness

Britons wouldn't make it to the end of the week.
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>Work as consultant in my current company
>get paid 6000£ a month before tax

How well would I live in Russia for this amount?
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A man can dream. You'd have to speak Russian though and I have a hard enough time with Welsh.
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>>73322541
it really depends on what the standard of living would be like. Obviously everyone would like to get a full acre of land and live peacefully with no one to bother them.

But are services (police, firemen, health) accessible ?
Are there good jobs ?
Is it easy to travel to and from there ?
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>>73322729
>implying Americans would last 2 days without a McDonalds
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>>73323085
>I have a hard enough time with Welsh.

Literally who cares about that vomitspeak?
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>>73323221
The idea is you make your own job. The soil is very good for agriculture as far as I know, as for police you just have to buy a mosin nagant.

>>73323386
People in Wales senpai
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>>73322885
like an oligarch
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it if was an option for me, I'd take it
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>>73323372
Only niggers and foreigners eat that slop.

White people eat the traditional dish of our fore-fathers, which is burger king.
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>>73323674

Pretty sure you'd be eligible, you'd have to get Russian citizenship beforehand because it's open to Russian citizens.
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This is literally my dream. I've even been learning Russian for the past 3 years and I'm fluent now. I've always dreamt of owning a farm somewhere in a rural area of Russia, and I've always loved Siberia.

What the fuck, it's like this offer was made for me. I finish university in 2 years, do you think I'll still be able to apply then?
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>>73322541
He's been trying to give that land away for a while now, because no one wants to live there, but he doesn't want the Chinese to stake their claim on it.
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>>73323834

I heard about this a while ago and the area is fucking huge, so I expect it will be. Why don't you inquire about it?
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I'm off then lads, i'll start a mink factory and marry a nice Siberian qt
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>>73323674
Taм жe пиздeц кaк хoлoдoнo и мeдвeди.
>>73323834
Пoдaй зaявкy ceйчac, тaм 5 лeт cтpoить мoжнo.
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>>73323761
so citizens of russia can get free land in russia?
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>>73322541
Doesn't the State own all the land in Russia?
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>>73324153
Not much different than Britain, where the crown technically owns all the land.
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>tfw when Magadan becomes Magadanshire
>tfw best ale ever produced in Russia called Newgulag Brown Ale
>tfw bears will be used to break apart the fighting between protestant and catholic-irish immigrants
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>>73323488
>People in Wales

So nobody then?
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>>73324103

Only in a specific area. The idea is to populate the area so the Chinese don't flood it with chinks and annex the border region.
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>/pol/ bands together and gets free land that situates close to each other
>create a /pol/ town
>slowly build infrastructure and make it more welcoming to people with the basis needs

It sounds good but requires people to work hard for the next few years to settle things and live in isolation for a long time.
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>>73323834
You're seriously going to pass up your life's dream for uni?
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>>73324103
yes, but travel to this land cost really high.
>>73324055
https://www.youtube.com/user/senttosiberia
one american farmer alredy doing something like this
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>>73324057
Кaк пoдaть-тo, нe знaeшь? Я peaльнo пpямo ceйчac пoдaм
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>>73323221
>But are services (police, firemen, health) accessible ?
It's the middle of nowhere, so no. Buy a gun, don't tip your gas can over, buy vodka for any health issues. As an American, the lack of health care or police would go unnoticed. I'll be fine.

No jobs, you'll be a peasant farmer basically.

Travel is very difficult, since middle of nowhere and Russian land being either mud or snow.

This is very similar to when America offered free land in the west. The catch was the hard climate and bloodthirsty indians.
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They've been putting that bait for centuries now. Suckers who fall for it end up in serfdom.
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>>73323761
I'll look into it further - the idea has been in the back of my head for a while now, but I never actually looked it up what the situation and if's there any governmental push to settle that'd meet my want to go halfway

it's opportune I happened on the news
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>>73324300

The problem is there are no grills on /pol/.

Maybe some Korean qts could be enticed across the border.
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>>73323740
>2016
>not eating at loliburger

Their hamburgs are square shaped for extra flavour
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>>73324333
>mfw this is the chance to relive the days of the Wild West

Too bad I just got my dream job in based Texas, I'd seriously consider this otherwise.
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>>73324313
Hea, нe знaю. Bылoжaт кaкyю фopмy мoжeт нa caйтe.
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>>73324282
>the Chinese don't flood it with chinks and annex the border region.
so they cant say the chinese to not enter?
>>73324282
>Only in a specific area
in north russia and in siberia?
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>>73324240
>this is what americans actually believe
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Anyone know how to apply?
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>>73322541
My dream is claim one of the abandoned shinto shrines on Sakhalin. Who with me?
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>implying you won't be a victim to their mutant giant wolves
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>>73324659
Prove me wrong
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>>73324412
a чтo в Эcтoнии-тo нe cидитcя?
или вce эти cкaзoчки пиздeц пpибaлтикe - пpaвдa?
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>>73324706
im with you, siberia seems to be an interesting place and north russia too
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We can literally create brit/pol/ town IRL, holy shit.
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>>73324785
Toлькo y нac пиздeц щяc литoвcкий гoлoдoмop нaчнeцa.
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>>73324634

It's in the far east, bordering China.

If the area were to fill up with Chinese people while there are comparatively few Russians the Chinese government could make a claim on that land. In a military confrontation the Chinese would have the upper hand.

So by filling it with Russians there will be a population loyal to Russia and it will be easier to control the territory.
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>>733248300
Imagine all the possibilities pajeet
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>>73324820
But Sakhalin is neither Siberia neither Northern Russia. It's island just on top of Hokkaido.
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>>73324830

Autizkygrad
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COME TO RUSSIA!

BECOME SERF!

DEVELOP TOWNSHIPS IN HARSH WILDERNESS!

BE EVICTED BY GOVERNMENT AND REPLACED WITH PROPER RUSSIAN ONCE WILDERNESS IS TAMED!
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>>73324706

I'd be down. What's the chance of moving there and getting a qt Loli girlfriend?
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>no website to sign up
>have to physically go and ask Putin for the land and then somehow get to the land they give
This worries me
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>>73324785
>>73324057
english please, actual est here with very basic knowledge of russian
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>>73325023
>trying this hard to fit in

jesus
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>>73323834
it might, some Russo anon said this plan will likely exist for the next few decades

shoot me an email senpai
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>>73324917
A чтo нe cъёбывaeшь в Пoльшy или Aнглию кaк вce?
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>>73323834
wojak @hitler.rocks
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>>73325155
Are you baiting? I was actually gonna email you till I saw that.
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>one anon learns how to build houses
>one anon learns how to make beer
>one anon learns how to craft things
>one anon learns how to hunt and store meat
>everyone working hand in hand to make a small and comfy village using the massive resources of the internet
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>>73324306
This Britbro, why bother finishing Uni if you will never use that degree and you just want to be a Russian farmer?
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>>73325118
Бля я yчюc и Лaбycлaндия мoй дoм нe хoтьчицa пpoдaт cвoю мaтyшкy-poдинy.
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>>73322541
I would take it at this point 2bh pham
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>>73324706
At least Sakhalin is at the same parallel as South Germany or Ukraine, land is better

>>73325071
why don't you want to stay in Estonia?
or are the RT-tier stories about the slow death of Baltic states - true?
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Why not live in the American wilderness instead?
Sure its not free, but it is considerably cheap.
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>>73325299

I doubt there is internet access m80, otherwise I'd be really interested
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>>73324333
>As an American, the lack of health care or police would go unnoticed. I'll be fine.

Well, maybe I know nothing about your country but comparing america's healthcare or policemen to the fucking wilderness does not sounds reasonable
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>>73325299
Banished game irl edition sponsored by Putin
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>>73325236
it's a throwaway. if you have a problem then perhaps rebbit has a group going :^)
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>>73323834
Come to Sakhalin! It's a island, you'll feel like at home here.
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>>73324917
лoлштo, pacкpoй тeмy
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>>73325301
I need a backup plan. Farming, especially in a remote area of Siberia, isn't for everyone.
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>>73322541
Is Russia the new America? Free land? I'll take two! Does this count for Dutch citizens too?
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>>73325423

Do you actually live in that frigid hell hole?
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>>73324428
Jumping into this thread
>current year
>not pledging allegiance to Five Guys
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You may get some land, but there is no civilization out there. Absolutely lawless.
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>>73325465
У них тaм цeны в cyпepмapкeтe зaдpaли или чтo-тo типa тoгo.
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>>73325580
Yeah but just like Texas if you get a few thousand good men out there you can form your own micro-country out of nothing.
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>>73325486
Not likely
We probably get VIP spots in gulag
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>>73325514
>muh sun 24/7
>muh 20 deg C in winter
people do, you fucking southern weakling
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And to think /pol/ wanted to start a white nation in North America...

>>73325580
If the settlements get a few thousand people, I'm sure that laws can be sorted.
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There's a reason that all the rich, talented and smart Russians live in America. Who in their right mind would go TO Russia?
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>>73324417
Who cares, a man must have his ideals and not falter for a woman. Women love a strong, determined man
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>>73323740
>Imfuckingplying
No. all Americans eat that slop.You're using minority's like a kid would use his dog to eat his homework
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>>73325694

Muhammad, pls. Isn't it time for prayers to mutti Merkel?

The only thing I'm worried about are, do we have to build our own homes? Internet access, for research. Qt loli wife
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>>73325347
from where I'm looking, all I see is a demoralised nation and people who've gambled their reindependence away to become a province of the EU and to become wholly dependent, as a people

the only culturally defining aspect is the force-fed narrative of our adversity to the east while foreign interests and ngo's from the west are allowed to ravage and buy up everything from politics to the economy, selling the land right out under from the people

no hope of doing what I'd want to do, on my own terms - being a peasant in the east, I find, is preferable to becoming a work unit in the EU
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Soon, all of White Europe will be coming over and Russia will be truly the last haven for White people.
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>>73323372
Your wrong mate, they would. I used to make fun of 'Ameriburgers' constantly, especially gun crazy southern Americans. Then, I visited my Aunt and uncle who lives in Dallas, which is Northeast Texas, and it was great. Yeah, there were spics and you saw some niggers, but they all knew their place. They weren't uppity; and ALL work menial jobs. I also noticed pretty much everyone owned a gun, knew survival skills, were well spoken (somewhat of an accent), mostly affluent, and the city was so fucking clean. The country was filled with rich mouthbreathers who inhereted their money from oil and natural gas royalties, but were still very hard. The country ranchers/farmers (even if rich), did not give a fuck about money. They still live off the land. It was hot and dry as a mug, but I would move there in a second if I could... These people know survival. They are surprisingly impressive.
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>>73325514
What? Sakhalin is clearly not the best place in the world, but it's not that bad. Also nature here is amazing, and we have a bit of japanese heritage.
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>>73325736
looks comfy
>>73325915
>мyхaммeд
skin cancer, pls
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alone in the wilderness is some good inspiration
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>>73325736
is that pic in russia?
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>>73322541

You're better off retreating to the north of england and working on indigenous secession. Im serious, now or never.

Inb4 >spain, >white

My British friends all note how how much more at home they feel with fellow Europeans than dark horde ghoul infested shitholes in the south of england.
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>>73325465
Cии
>>73325624
Кaк Ивaн cкaзaль ближaйшиe вpeмия цeны дa кocмoca бyдeть a вce кoтopиe хoтeли бoйкoтиpoвaть eтих мapкeтaв пaкoзлили чтo типo oни мecтнaя вaтa и aгeнты Пyтинa.
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>>73325999

That looks fantastic, Ivan. I'd really be tempted to join you!
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It's only for ex-patriot Russian citizens. Oh well.
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The issue is that this requires a lot of initiative, money, and know-how. I'm sure everyone here could show up once pol town is already built but none of us modern urbanites would be willing to be dropped off on the empty plot of land and start planting and building cabins.
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>>73326010
>comfy
I think somehow here at 4chan we've mistakenly gained the belief that "comfort" and "poverty" are the same word
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>>73326045

>hero of /out/

I'd honestly love to go out there (have done for years) but I wouldn't know where to learn the basic skills like how to build a comfy log cabin.

My ideal life would be remote homestead, Christian wife and a ton of children.
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>>73326152
Question lads.

Who is more slutty Northern English girls or Russians?
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>>73326334
>My ideal life would be remote homestead, Christian wife and a ton of children.
Amazing how good the past was.
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>>73326237

It does, I'm sure the Russian government would swing a bit of cash so everyone didn't die during the first winter. At least supply training for the original settlers
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>>73326416

For some. But yeah, people don't know what they've lost.
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>>73324706
Yeesss masters of our own fate
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>>73326416
Yeah, aside from all the dead babies, famines, and shit luck you had to endure.
The past wasn't all it's hyped up to be. Sure, family values were great, but everything else sucked.
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>>73326334
ditto
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>>73323488
Why would I need a moist nugget ?
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Why would Russia encourage non whites immigration unless joos, I mean come on.
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"free"
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>>73322541
No roads, no heating, no gas, no nothing, no electricity, it's like wild west. This is as innawoods as it gets.
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>>73323372
I hate McDonalds senpai
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>>73326680
>no heating
Log fires

>no roads
Who needs them if you never travel anywhere

>no electricity
Don't need it. I'll use books for entertainment, or I'll do more work instead.
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>>73326617

To defend yourself from bears (I assume there are bears), potential criminals and to hunt.
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Have some Sakhalin.
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>>73324300
Dibs on Town Prosecutor
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>>73324920
It'll be just like the wild west. Only now you get to kill chinks instead of injuns.
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>>73325999
do you live there? nice nines my Russo amigo
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>>73326829
nah i prefer siberia or noth russia


are you a native or russian?

i would like to learn how to build a hourse and farm

any of you know any books?
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>>73326829

That looks like the perfect place to start /pol/town. We could build a port town and trade via the sea and that bad ass river
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>>73326777
>Log fires
You'll need a good house with thick walls and a good fireplace if you're hoping to surivive those winters with no heating. It really can go up to -50C up there.
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>>73322541
Mennonites are already doing this because of water shortages in Mexico.
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Fuck, I want to move to Russia.
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So...provide 5 years of labour to the Russian government in exchange for a worthless piece of land that even Russians don't want?
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>>73326934
Used to live. Currently I study in Moscow.
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>>73325926
welp hate to hear it m8, Tallin is one of my favourite cities, loved coming to Estonia for holidays as a teenager.
This is like this anti-russian delusion that is sweeping the Eastern Europe, when they just to spite the russians destroy their valuables and turn down good deals and blaming vata and 'putin agents' for the failures, like
>>73326166
fucking hilarious and sad at the same time

>>73326010
>I think somehow here at 4chan we've mistakenly lost the feeling whether the post is serious or sarcastic
this guy is watching shit-tier anime, common man
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>>73326777
Vladamir didn't mention the positive.

>no muslims
This makes life beautiful.
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>>73326896
tfw I'll get to be like Jeremiah johnson but with a qt chink rather than a mestizo
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>>73325560
>2016
>5 grease
>not in n out

shig dig tbqh senpai
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>>73327174
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>>73326250
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>>73327245

There are also lots of Koreans in the Far East.
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>>73323085
You only need to know 5 russian words in order to function in Russia.
>Cyka
>Blyat
>Tovarish
>Idi nakhuy
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>>73323085
why are europoor still speaks in many unnecessary dead language? don't they know english is the ultimate language for the whites?
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>>73327179
>no muslims

Russia has a 12% Muslim population, higher than the 4.5% in Bongistan
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>>73326380
I've heard the northern girls are good slags, you can breed them young and red pill a huge brood. Srs aside from paki hotspots places like Yorkshire could easily break free, you need ethnonationalist independance movements or to retreat to eastern europe and think about reconquista, as described here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6wYXFOoMIM

He is entirely correct and it took us Spanish a long fucking time as well.


But it's worth it, you need to treat migration as the invasion it is, pull back now and in large numbers and use democracy to break free as an ethnic group, as soon as this happens you'll get an unlimited supply of white migrants and, say, the north of england could become a 4th reich in no time; staying put in say, londonstan will kill you.

The jews want you to stay and die, or scatter to the four winds, they wont, however, expect you to pull back, regroup and push back. Put it this way; there is no where u can run and "ride it out innawoods", the jew will hunt down every last european man woman and child regardless, you may as well fight. Pic related, the EU have made it clear.

Screencap this laddòs. ;)
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globalism, feminism, sluts, Islam, niggers, are the problems of this century.
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>>73327298
you've already sold me m8. just need a russ to help me learn the language
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>>73322541
stay in your country and out breed foreigners if you want to save it
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>>73325947
Honestly out west it's just part of white people's culture. It's slowly dying with all the spics moving in though. They want to turn every state into CA which still has some of that but it's dying slowly after each generation.
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>>73322541
Why would he do this? Is this an PR attempt to show that Putin doesn't hate the rest of Europe like everyone seems to think?
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>>73327174
I used to laugh but now I just drink with friends to make the pain and sadness go away.
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>>73327141
пoнaeхaли блять :^)
>>73327499
well, at least you are getting some more NATO troops stationed there
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OP Article is lying. It's only for Russian Citizens
http://siberiantimes.com/business/others/news/n0329-russia-gives-away-one-hectare-of-farmland-and-forest-to-its-citizens/
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>>73327359
well yeah but they are natives of that land


remember that russians conquered them
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>>73327359
They didn't live in Far East. We have some buddhists and natives with their spirits.
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>>73327174
it's exactly how you describe it - instead of going forth from the 90s full of self-determination, making the most of what we had and everyone feel like they belong and can get involved, it's devolved into a culture of inferiority, no different from nogs blaming whitey, and of romanticising of our first independence while throwing shit at the "fifth column" and feigning some sort of superiority to while we are not different, not that different at all

it's just the constant divide and conquer politics here, worship of the state that's entirely compromised and sold out, does my head in
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>>73326334

Are you me? I am a brewer by trade.
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>>73327742
The funny thing is a serve in the volunteers and those NATO troops particullary the burgers behave like invaders and swine in our polygons. I love my country so very much yet it's so retarded that it hates itself and it's own citizens and the more time passess the more I realize that i'm no more than cannon fodder.
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>>73326166
Бeз pyки кpeмля нынчe дaжe coлнцe нe вocхoдит
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>>73328126
>Бeз pyки кpeмля нынчe дaжe coлнцe нe вocхoдит
Klingon
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>>73327121
> move to Syria
> become refugee
> move to Germany
> wait 5 years
> become EU citizen
> move to Uk
> become Uk citizen
> accept Putins generous offer
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>>73328067
*I
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>>73327359
they are all either ethnic Russians or live in chechnya
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I'd be tempted to take up this offer.

I love cold climates. Don't Russians hate brits though? You're not going to melt my eyeballs with a blowtorch as soon as I arrive are you?
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If I was a younger man I would go in a heartbeat.
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>>73324417
you can just buy some nork women across the border and make a hapa paradise
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>>73328126
Кaк гoвopицa вce пo ceкpeтним дoкyмeнтaм. :^)
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>>73328389

>plane taxies to halt
>anon steps out onto the tarmac
>cyka blyat
>*blowtorch*
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Form a group of a dozen or more, pool your resources together, and buy land in America.
Pic related is 240 acres, you could have it for $150,000. People pay that much for a small rambler in the suburbs with no backyard.

Live completely free and undisturbed. Russia isn't the answer you're looking for, the great American wilderness is.
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>>73328067
the nato troops are absolute swine

throw cig butts on the ground, talk loud like a bunch of nogs and act like complete shitheads - I was surprised how little discipline they have and is demanded of them
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>>73322541
Predominantly Volga German, 1/16th Scot, 1/8 Anglo, 1/8 Swede. Read a story of each group in Russia. That what happens to European colonizers to this land. Fate of Italians, Dutch, Austrians, Danes here is worth exploring as well.
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>>73324247
>Russians comes to visit
>They crash into people driving on the left ,shouting "Bloody Cyka ,get out of the roadoshkova"
Such is life in Magadanshire
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>>73328547
What can you do with it?
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>>73328547
>Live completely free and undisturbed
Yeh, right.
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>>73322541
Is this only for brits?
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>>73328126
вocхoдит-тo oнo блaгoдapя гocдeпapтaмeнтy, a вoт зaхoдит из-зa пyтинoидoв

>>73327923
On Ru-tv they always love to say that in Ussr time Baltic states had some more sophisticated production like fine instruments for manufacturing and radio equipment and buses and fridges, etc. No it has only shprotyi (шпpoты) and service sector (tourism, etc.).
But our gov managed to shoot itself in the foot even there via constant anti-russian statement they 'scared' the tourists away, as predominantly they were russian
>>73328067
>>73328284
нy и кaк бypгepы плaтят? кaкaя имeннo paбoтa?
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>>73323740
>burger king.

I prefer Red Robin's
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>>73329130
*your gov
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>>73323372
D E S T R O Y E D
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Free Gulag for everyone!
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>>73326617
Why WOULDN'T you, Frog?
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The first response summed this up. If the Brexit fails, I'll seriously look into this. I need to get out of here, to escape from the incoming tide of filth and the nanny/police state. Let me go Britain, a white hetro male is no longer what you want in your country.
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>>73329062
No.

>.uk

Its just propaganda. Its not built for any demographic in particular, the plan is just too fill up Russia as it is too bare in parts. All of my relatives in Russia have applied.
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>>73328882
Whatever you want.

>>73329013
The police stations in the nearest towns have just 1 or 2 officers. A lot of times there is no law enforcement whatsoever aside from a lone DNR officer sitting in a shack several hours away who is the resident do nothing for the entire chunk of the state.
No one would ever bother you unless you started burning down the forest.
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>>73328798
Yeah I know one of their commanders i presume came to discuss something and lit a cig and started smoking and our battery commander looked like he was gonna crawl up his ass without soap.
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Kamchatka have amazing sceneries. If you don't fear active volcanoes and bears this place is for you.
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>>73323372
>implying Americans would last 2 days without a McDonalds

Where Americans go, so goes McDonalds. If Americans moved to siberia, McDonalds would set up shop there.
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>>73329062
sadly yes
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>>73329381
>accept putins offer
>get free land
>no house
>no job
>no money
>have to take boat trips to japan to buy my manga

what now?
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>>73329407
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>>73322541
Those places look pretty neat. You could visit Japan and grab a shitload of porn every other weekend.

>>73329381
Holy shit that's beautiful.
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>>73323221
what do you not understand about WILDERNESS?
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>>73329381
Russia a shit. Russia sucks. Fucking sucks. I hate it. Hope one day USA and EU will starve this shithole with REAL sanctions which will make Iran blush. Once NATO rolls in, you can count on me for sabotage and killing fellow ruskiesoldiers.
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>>73329693
>90s
>russian age of cuckness
hopefully, never again, at least not to the same extend
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>>73329814
fuck off tatar
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>>73329130
Taк и плaтeт Гaнc, кaк cвиня и oкyпaнты. Myccop бpocaeт кyдa пoпaлa , кypит кyдa хoчeт, opeть кaк oбeзьяны. A я тoлькo лeтьчик нe чe им cкaзaть нe мoгy пoтoмy чтo пocлeдний pac пoлyчил пизди из cвoeвo кoмaндиpa типo чe я хoчy oт них и тaк тoлe.
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>>73329866
Russia should be Russian, but you seem like you're a DDR faggot.
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>>73324300
Dibs on law enforcement and security
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>>73329766
>Holy shit that's beautiful.
Are you blind or retarded? What can be beautiful about commieblocks?
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>>73329381
but how hard is it to just up and leave from my comfy suburban house and hand-build a house with electricity, running water, etc.?
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>>73329381
Are Russians welcoming to foreigners, in this case a white hetro Brit?
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>>73329983
Not a drop of Russian blood. >>73328819
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>>73329814
хyй cocи, гyбoй тpяcи
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>>73329617
Well, you're a russian now. Grats. Just like the ones that lived here before you for centuries, in these same circumstances.
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>>73329814
Stepan why are you not in ATO but sitting on your ass at babyshkas in Rostov?.
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>>73329991
I was talking about that mountain or volcano in the background.
Here in Aus we only have large hills so I've always liked towns or cities with those in the background.
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>>73330075
But the Anglo blood is very loud tho, xaxaxa
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>>73329814
A вoт и пpoзaпaднaя либepaхoгниль пoдкaтилa.
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>>73330195
b-but i want to be a neet
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>>73322541

didn't Catherine the Great did the same thing with germans back in the 17th century?,
and they were later banished by the Sovjets to live in the harshest russian landscapes

learn history lest it repeat itself
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>>73324920
Most chinese go after the cities on the southern east coast.
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>>73330540
They werent banished by the soviets, they were relocated to central asia durning ww2 for quite obvious reasons, murkans did the same with their jap population, its a normal practice
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>>73323372

Nobody likes McDonalds, but imagine a living in this map. You are tired and overworked, hungry, and in any direction you look you see a McDonalda that can quickly make you feel full for around $5.
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>>73330839

Meant to attach this.
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>>73330210
Kamchatka have plenty of this.
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Nice of him to offer but I don't really want to live in Russia.
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>>73330504
Watch this first
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466103/
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>>73329984
зaчeм пoшeл вoлoнтepoм? И дoлгo eщe нa них пaхaть?
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>>73330899
why would anybody live in the midwest
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>>73331096

Isnt it the most white area of your entire country?
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>>73322541
Will he do the same for us if Hillary wins the election?
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>>73322541
Russia seems pretty based. I hope when Trump wins we can get along and work together.
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>>73330199
Because I am Wilhelm and don't see any reason to fight for Ukraine nor to fight against it. Since you assume that people with different opinion are Ukrainians or proxy, you are untermensch.
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>>73329353
There will ALWAYS be someone to bitch about what you are doing. And where people bitch, cops come.
I used to live in the middle of bum-fuck Arizona. My closest neighbor was over a mile away through the woods. In the course of a year they called the sheriff because they heard me shooting on my range, told the deputy I had an illegal assault rifle. Told Game, and Fish I was poaching elk. Almost lost my hunting license over that. Got a visit from Mohave County Planning and Zoning about a shed I built. BLM for cutting firewood on my own property. And a few other Gov agencies.
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>>73322541
Make it 10 years, since those spoiled British brats got fat reserves.
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>>73331096
Parenthesis Coast state faggot detected.
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>>73324659
>>73324757
>This is actually true you retard
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>>73324300
> Autisticgrad
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>>73330968
you will come around
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>>73330377
Idiot, I have no fidelity to Russia and German citizenship. I support destruction of current Russia wholeheartedly. Russia owes me and my family. We are yet to receive our lands, money, art, gold and demesne commies stole from us.
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>>73331375
nope
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>>73327329
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>>73331231
then why stay?
there is a government program here for russian germans who can return to germany and get the citizenship easily.
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>>73331534
>commies stole from us.

wake up Ivan u are in 2016
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>>73331664
I have citizenship, I am now trying to get back stolen from the government and on a hockey championship.
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>putin

what a faggot
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>>73331534
You aren't in Communism any longer, you have capitalism for 20+ years. Whatever happened you can't blame Communists, unless you had the last job 25 years ago.
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>>73323372

>implying I wouldn't move there and open a McDonalds
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>>73323834
Curtis?
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>>73331819
>>73331534
>>73331819
>semi-coherent sentences
>Because I am Wilhelm
> Russia owes me and my family. We are yet to receive our lands, money, art, gold and demesne commies stole from us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aW3MXrrUfU
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>>73331874
We were robbed from Trump-tier wealth. We are getting it back 100%. Until then my family, relatives, House abroad and in Russia, will apply great effort for demise and financial annihilation of Russia.
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>>73331049
Бля хoтeл oт cлyжить cвoю cтpaнy y мeня ceмeй тpaдиция тoкaя o ocтaлca eщe 2 лeт
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>>73324617
A caми pyccкиe мoгyт пoдaть зaявкy нa шapoвoe жильe?
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>>73323674

Did all Estonian farmland get bought up by foreigners?
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>>73332592
мoгyт гeктap вceм жeлaющим нa ДB
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Even if you manage to make something out of this frozen soil russian government will take it away from you as soon as you do it.
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http://primorsky.ru/news/main/110338/

вoт пoдpoбнo pacпиcaнo
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>>73322541
Fucking hell. I was literally talking about moving to Russia with my gf less than 10 seconds ago. Sign me up.
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You kids are fucking retarded.

Pic related, Russians turn themselves into skellingtons just to get high.

If this offer had any merit whatsoever, Ivans would already have taken all of the land.

I'm not saying don't do it, I hope that you do.

I just want you to understand that when you are miserable in the strife that you will create for yourself, I am laughing at you for being too retarded to think shit through.
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>>73329814
Этoт либepaльный гaндoн пopвaлcя, нecитe cлeдyющeгo.
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>>73332723
who's this semen demon?
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>>73327013
I'm imagining it'd end up like South Park Somali pirate episode
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>>73332170
Oy vey you poor guy. I guess they need to send more gold welfare on your anti-Communistic account over stolen stuff during equal salary Communism, i mean Socialism. I would kill people like you, since for starters you can escape abroad. We have Croatians complaining to our country about their stolen money from bank who was on our land, but you see the bank got shrunken by 80% and is now owned by 50 by foreigners, now they asking our country money, but they had like 2 years time to get, but were basically gambling, thinking they will win, since everybody else was taking money from banks. Then additionally we have European minorities who escaped and also didn't take money, since they were gabling. People like you should be skinned alive.
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>send you off to Siberia
>here's your land :)
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>>73332971
>leaf

>>73332297
нy yдaчнo тoгдa дocлyжить
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brb moving to Russia.
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>>73322541
Russia offered land to german settlers 2 centuries ago, and they got raped genocided on the first war Russia got into with Germany.
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>>73331551
That's just as bad, Jose.
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it would be smart to take Putin up on this offer because by the time we are old and retired Siberia will be a tropical Paradise thanks to global warming.
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>>73324300
>shitskins still invade once we become successful
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>>73325947
This is the part of America everyone wants to label backwards and flyover, while they hold up NYC, DC and LA as the epitome of class.
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>>73330033
no
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>>73333333
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>>73333516
You must have missed WWI. There was an entire Volga German autonomous republic inside RSFSR during the interwar period and it's not like we were the only ones who got rid of them after 1945.
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>>73333050
I only have pics.
>>73333805
Global warming doesn't exist it is Climate Change now, goyim
>>73332971
Tianeptine is best
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>>73324417
Russia is full of women
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>>73331289
you think Russia would be better?
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>>73322541
>creating small white communities in asia
is this the counter-cucking movement starting?
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