What do my fellow leafbros think about this kikebook meme?
oh look delusional canadian finallyrealizing his place news at 7
>>73319135
Canada talks shit in between helping people.
Doesn't have US military might
Result
Canadians surprised. No. One. Else.
Ask the queen you love her so much.
>>73319135
I'll come help, but you have to pay.
It's the same reason our police don't answer calls in the ghetto.
>>73319135
I have a hard time believing the U.S. hasn't been offering help or isn't helping on some level.
I'm surprised we didn't have water bombers on alert, it's not like we don't have forest fires every summer. What happened to all our water bombers? Probably sold them to europe so they can bomb themselves with more migrants.
Also Canada full of gay retards who are either high crack or anti-depressants. I swear everyone I know is on happy pills. No wonder they are zombies.
Pretty sure I read our government was helping you guys out.
>>73319135
Ask Trudeau to have planes drop some weed in the fire for the whole country to get high as fuck senpai
sheeeit
Asking help from Iraq and Afghanistan? Really? I doubt they even have proper fire-fighting equipment.
>>73320148
>I'm surprised we didn't have water bombers on alert, it's not like we don't have forest fires every summer. What happened to all our water bombers?
Notley slashed the forest fire fighting budget. No joke.
>>73319135
What city did we lose? Toronto? Shitskins took over?
>>73319135
Russia offered to help but canacucks wont let them
>>73319135
We sent aid after Katrina but the burgers accepted it and let it rot in a warehouse.
>>73319135
This is basically the reason why Trump is popular when it comes to foreign policy.
>>73320322
How do your trees burn when they are filled with syrup?
>>73320322
Why?
Fucking morons...
>>73320486
... only the french ones are. The working people's trees are filled with pine beetles. Canada is truly a fucked up place.
Alberta is burning as mighty Allah's judgement for ruining so many promising hockey careers
>>73319135
http://m.sputniknews.com/environment/20160507/1039220543/canada-alberta-wildfire-russian-help.html
Russia offered.
Weedman is considering
>>73319135
>waaah why won't anyone help us
fuck you for relying on it
Hopefully this teaches canacucks an important lesson about giving free shit to ungrateful niggers.
h-hey stacey
we've gotten really close and I like your friends a lot and I think we all get along
I-I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a date with me
"sorry canada we're just friends"
b-but I've been really nice to you.. I bought you all of those things you wanted when you weren't feeling good...
"thanks for that but I think we should go our separate ways i really appreciate all of the support canada, good luck with whatever it was you were talking about"
CANADA LITERALLY BETA KEKOLD, THE COUNTRY
>>73320726
Apparently it's the ndp's fault.
>>73319135
I literally know no details about this big fire in Canada because I don't care.
Seriously why should I? Why the fuck should I give one single fuck? Your country is committing suicide and a fire is also ripping you up. Who cares?
Like lamenting that a man got run over by a car after jumping to his death
>why haven't foreign countries illegally moved people and equipment across international borders despite Canada making no requests for them to be there?
We're going to need a bigger wall.
>>73319135
i can send you coke bro, just ask me
>>73320942
Your country is alot worse off.
>>73319135
>Canada entire city burns
oh no a moose and three chipmunks are now homeless let's send aid
the aid will arrive by balloon
>Iraq? Afghanistan?
Maybe send some more troops over there and see if that helps
>>73319135
>>73319662
>>73320148
Sorry about this leafs but justin jewdough is putting on a show about how great canada is. This is being silenced by canadian media because it doesn't fit with that narrative.
>>73319135
If you extinguish a fire, it wins.
>>73319135
>buying into the "global community" meme
>not realizing it's just a redistribution program to non-white countries
>>73320726
I think his point is that the first world sends so much aid to niggers and sandniggers but can't help our neighbours.
>>73319135
I really doubt Canada isn't receiving any help. When my home state was on fire last summer we had a bunch of Australian firefighters helping us out. It barely made the local news so I don't think very many people knew about it.
https://news.vice.com/article/russia-has-made-a-questionably-sincere-offer-to-help-put-out-canadas-forest-fires
>Questionably
>Questionably
>Questionably
SEND HELP RUSSIAN BROS
>>73319135
I didn't realize canada's kindness was in expectation of things in return.
>>73321203
kekked
>>73320433
That sounds like Louisiana.
Lazy French bastards.
>>73319135
wildfires are burning at this time of year, no matter what. That's what forests do. It's dry this year and it so happens that this fire was next to a populated area
all the other countries are probably saying "try some wildfire prevention first"
>>73321210
Did they actually extinguish the fire or did they stand around calling your firefighters soft cunts?
>>73321206
>>buying into the "global community" meme
>not realising some big companies wash money/raise funds/on the expense of naive middle class white people.
>>73320322
Yup.
That's the NDP for you.
>>73320433
>feeding niggers
that's your problem
Because this country is run by liberal cuckold faggots who thrive off virtue signalling by throwing money at brown people.
Syrian monkeys get taxpayer funded meals and board while vets and homeless are told to fuck off.
>>73319135
Croatia sent three Canadair CL-215 to help you. I know it doesn't seem much but they are almost our entire fleet (suspend your laughter please).
>>73321271
Russia is literally the last country on Earth we should be accepting help from.
It's almost certainly a softball attempt to get concessions from us in the North.
>>73319135
>"We (are) not evacuees anymore. We're refugees. We've lost everything," one resident told CNN partner CTV, adding that he abandoned his home with three dogs, two cats and a fish in a plastic water bottle.
Haha, canacucks
>>73319135
Since when is 1600 homes and structures "a whole city".
The guy who wrote this is a whiny bitch.
>>73320322
Manitoba and Nova Scotia warned you what happens when you elect the NDP
>>73319135
>Help other countries
>Not many of them return the help when you need it
>Why bother?
Now you're getting it!
>>73321203
Bye bye sides
>>73321271
>Questionably
>>73321210
I remember that. It was well-publicized enough for east-coast to find out. But canada isn't even helping itself, jewdough hasn't done shit.
>>73319135
I jokingly asked my bf whether we were gonna have a giro 555 for Canada when we saw it on the news.
I would have donated though, for the first time. Funny how we never have any fundraising for countries that would actually spend the money wisely.
>>73320726
wow his finger is huge
>>73321582
So did BC.
When they were in power it was an absolute nightmare, took years to repair the damage done.
>>73321525
>CNN partner CTV
Oh motherfucking goddammit.
Who gives a shit about our retarded CanCon laws if fucking Americans own our private networks?
>>73319135
>give billions in aid to other coutnries and don't ask for a dime back
>get nothing when in trouble
know you now how it feels to be american
>>73320786
>he helps people just to get something in return.
>he thinks Canada will stop helping others because they wont help Canada
>>73319135
Thats what you get for taking in a few hundred thousand potential terrorists and sticking them right on our vulnerable northern border
I think we should send stuff to help you but our liberal (i.e conservative) govt is fucking stingy and would never dish out for it. Sorry lads
>>73319135
Yeah okay dude we'll send the three two-rotor choppers and the single firetruck and of course the Prius we have in some hangar somewhere to you!
After we get the logistics worked out we'll be there in two weeks. Just hold on until then!
>>73320942
Because it's a major oil town and Canada provides you with your single largest source of oil imports. Learn to think beyond your front porch.
>>73319135
When asked what other nations could do to help Truedough replied, "Send more refugees, they'll help us rebuild!"
>>73319135
If you help your friends, they lose.
>>73320197
France bringin bantz.
Get fucked leafs.
>>73321831
literally a cuck
>>73320280
I doubt they have discovered fire yet.
>>73319135
Its pretty good but she is posting in the wrong place. Only her SJW buddies will say good job then slap her on the ass.
>Trudeau literally snapchating while a whole city is razed by fire
>>73321085
You're bringing him too? Roger that.
>>73321871
Canadians think they are enlightened electing terrorist sympathizer, Trudeau. They are really stupid masses.
The mob is always impressed by appearances and by results; and the world is composed of the mob. (ch. 18)
-Machiavelli "The Prince"
>>73321757
Japan helped us a bit with Katrina I think.
Mexico sent some firefighters.
>>73320197
kek
The US and Canada have a joint firefighting agreement. We'd be up there helping you filthy leafs if your retarded government would just ask.
>>73322248
>if you put out forest fires, they win
>>73319135
Honestly though, you shouldn't live among so many trees
>>73319135
Trudeau and the leftist run media will never help or give a fuck because you're all white and therefore deserve it. If you want to stop the fire the only thing you can do is to find the nearest jamal and give him a paercut and claim it was caused by the fire.
>>73322308
I've yet to meet anyone who voted for him. Actually, he's pretty much hated west of Ontario.
>>73319135
>canada
lel who cares? we are sending more shitskins there lel
>>73322427
>large fire
>put water in center
>now there are two fires
>fires spread to where the water is not
>we must be tolerant of the fire and provide for its needs
They could probably just confiscate all the cash from the meth and crack dealers up there and it would be more than enough money
>>73320197
Sacré bleu
>>73319135
hasn't everyone evacuated already?
wtf do they need plane for that Canada already can't provide
You brought this on yourselves, get fucked you Canadian cucks! I'll be drinking a Dunkin Donuts Kreamy Koffee Koolada this afternoon
This happened in the city which is literally the least likely to attract any kind of sympathy. 99% of people that lived there moved in to cash in on oil sands money. I don't think most people in Canada even give a fuck.
Irishbros gather around for a second.
Europe is fecked, it's time to bail. How can we form a closer union with AUS, NZ, CAN, UK?
We just make sure London doesn't fuck everyone over like last time? A tall order I admit.
You have to admit though. We tried to get along with the Continentals and they're fucked. We get along with the AUSNZCANUK's far more. They are our culture and our shared history. Not the Germans or Belgians. Nice guys but they are clearly more into the whole Islam thing these days.
>>73322873
Whoops
https://youtu.be/r-uEfcdmcqQ
>Be completely worthless to the world in general
>Expect people to help when some retard kid sets you on fire
>>73320618
Jesus, I looked them up. Fuckers ruined so much Forrest
>>73321085
underrated top bantz
>>73321085
k
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>>73319135
This is what you get for leaving the Empire.
Maybe if you convert Allah will save you.
>>73321525
>we're not evacuees anymore. we're refugee's
>we're refugees
>>73322878
This has a lot to do with it. It's mostly affecting newfies so it's sort of a subtle joke among people even if what happened is pretty terrible. Plus investing everything into oil is what fucked our country in the first place.
There's lots of people helping though. But everyone here in alberta, although shitty that it burnt down, is pretty excited about it. The construction industry will be booming and construction is a little less infested with easterners so this is really good for the native albertans. People wanted work so here it is lol
>>73321757
You do know that Canadians have helped you before when there was time's of crisis like Katrina. Anyways, I'll just go back to praying that either the government pulls it's head out of it's ass and deal with these fires (there's now fires in Manitoba too), or we accept aid from Russia. Also, thanks Mexico for sending some firefighters up here.
>>73320880
It is thw ndps fault. Fuck the left
Has the Canadian government asked for help?
>>73321525
>We're refugees.
Can we take them instead of muslims? Chineese are pretty allright.
THIS JUST IN :TRUDEAU TOOK OUT A YUUUUUUGE INSURANCE POLICY ON CANADA BEFORE THE FIRE. HE'S BURNING DOWN THE FAILING COUNTRY
>>73321203
All these Canadian pyrophobes. I mean come on it's 2016!
>>73320798
Highly underrated post
>>73321400
Traian here knows what's up.
>>73321085
2 nukes weren't enough
>>73319135
Monetary aid is given to countries that can't afford shit on their own. If Canada needed another country to step in and assist with an evaculation effort then I'm pretty sure the US would at least step in.
>>73323636
Maybe is his secret ploy to cleanse the land of natives and refugees all along
>>73320659
>considering
has he offered the a temporary ceasefire or something? Does the fire know he's busy contemplating asking for help?
>>73323510
Probably no but, Canada and the US never have to ask for it in wildfire scenarios because of some agreements we made with each other. I am so glad I didn't reapply for the FEMA Reservist because I would be in buttfuck Canada doing nothing.
>>73319135
Is this guy actually serious?
>>73321035
Not even close, leaf. Now shut up before I buy you
CANADIAN NATIONALISM ON THE RISE
Because no one gives a shit about a fucking leaf
>>73323888
Imagine how powerful they'd have become with 3.
>>73319135
>liberated
yeah, thanks for that
More Dutch people died as volunteers fighting for the Germans than against them
>>73321495
THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
>>73321203
Bra jobbat, pölseman.
What can the US offer in terms of help that Canada doesn't already have
>>73321525
I'd be happy to aid a Canadian refugee assuming they are white and not a libcuck
>>73324237
The good days.
>>73319135
>liberated
>by canadians
just FUCK my shit up
>>73320433
>>73320433
>the burgers accepted it and let it rot in a warehouse.
No, the niggers accepted it and ruined it. Get it right.
>>73322782
Sacrebleu, toi imbecile
>>73319135
>Asking Africa for fucking help
Is Canada really that shitpoor
>>73321519
What the fuck man... we have equipment and skill and are willing to help and you still prefer to watch your towns burn down because of some stupid reason.
