Happy Russian Knight Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
RUSSIAN DOMINATION
>>73311203
GO RUSSIA
xth for unstoppable Russians
lmao why are they yelling "LATVIA"
we dont even have our guys on the field
Russia getting nerf'd
belarus gods
This is still going on.... Dont these guys have a life?
Where is the tournament being held?
When will Russians stop beating everyone?
Also, what's after this?
Is this a "let's fight until Russia losses" episode?
>>73311203
>>73311302
This is the end, thanks all, see ya tomorrow
>>73311302
how do you allow yourself to get flanked that bad. horrible.
>>73311455
Prague
>>73311455
Prague
>>73311456
Czechoslovakia
>>73311537
wrong guy, meant for >>73311455
>>73311472
They're going to be at it forever then
>>73311356
go suck a dick and choke on jizz
>>73311356
Reliving the days when their millitary's were relevant is the only way to have any pride in their now dying civilizations.
Press 'F' to pay respects.
Argentina team is good or bad?
>>73311356
Only one weekend a year
Can't wait to see the footage from peacock guy's gopro
>>73311701
Finnish axeman put one of yours in the hospital
>>73311302
no need to pile enemy bodies for the pire.
BTW, any news on the 2 severely injured guys?
>>73311701
cripple :^)
>>73311537
It would be epic if after beating crap out everyone they restore Czechoslovakia.
So whos in the lead?
>>73311821
Sneaky Finn probably had a Puukko tucked up his sleeve
>>73311855
only the arms.
He could charge again but with the weapons ducktaped to his torso
>>73311835
Nothing new. Neither is ded. One was just a broken leg, the other was a spine injury but I don't think he broke it.
Today was pretty brutal, i think they called the medics at least 8 times , just today.
>>73311940
Russia
i wonder how much alcohol will be drinked tonight after event.
>sigh...
>>73311203
There is a fuckin Israeli team? Wtf?
>>73312071
Dunno but one of the Strayan guys is getting some mead and a GOOD SLEEP from his thick gf
>>73312140
There's even a japanese one.
>>73312140
Free punching bags
Is it over for today?
>>73311203
OP you need a more eye catching OP image. I passed up this thread like 3 times before I realized what it was about.
now I'm having me a hearty kek.
>>73312140
USA is clearly there?
>>73312170
well yeah he is but that's not gonna be really good for him the morning after
a night of sex is shown to have draining properties if you are gonna play sports soon after
that's why many footballers can't go sheilas before a big match
>>73312187
how can they lose? the steel of their katanas is far superior to anything you European rats can come up with
>>73311701
Argentina is fairly competent. Definitely not a bad team.
>>73311203
thanks to /pol/ i now have a new sport too watch, too bad it's only once a year.
this has so much potential if you saw this everyday and have a wager with people
>>73312140
>There is a fuckin Israeli team? Wtf?
Israeli with Russian names.
>>73312319
how did the pig steel katanas became such a widespread meme?
They were literal garbage
the look slick but total garbage
>>73312266
USA kinda makes sense because of christian/european heritage so does australia and new zealand or whatever but I have a hard time recalling a strong jewish knight cult. Can somebody please correct me if I´m wrong with my history?
>>73312221
Yes, begins again tomorrow 9AM CEST. They're starting with the Women.
>>73312401
Ahhh, that kinda works for me
>>73312496
shame it's over, will Captain Sweden be presenting his ass for a pounding?
>>73312432
>steel folded 10 thousand times is garbage
You gaijin would have been obliterated by glorious nippon if any medieval conflict took place
>>73312649
Sweden is not fighting in this Tournament, sadly.
>>73312401
There's a lot of Russians in Israel who are jews in name only.
>cyka blyat soviet rule is terrible
>I know let's call ourselves jews so we can go to israel instead
>>73312495
>a and new zealand or whatever but I have a hard
their wars were economical wars.
their soldiers were the goyims.
so yeah, a long history behind them
>>73312496
k thanks, cant wait to see some medieval qts.
>>73312495
Maccabees
>>73312673
Katanas are banned by the geneva convention.
>>73312713
that is a shame.
>>73312713
They are busy painting nails of some syrian and afganistanian refugee and watering their pretty little flower gardens
>tfw watched BotN all day alone with /pol/ because none of my Steam friends wanted to
Thank you guys.
>>73312673
Dumb weeb faggot. The japanese didnt use heavy european armor their little slicing knives wouldnt have done shit in europe
>>73312713
that's right, they don't allow niggers.
>>73312140
because deus vult
USA team 1 are munsters
USA team 2 are duds
>>73312812
Nippon doesn't have their own military anymore so it's irrelevant. Nobody outside of the homeland knows how to wield such a precise weapon
>>73311203
So anyone have some webms , gifs whatever from that last fight? Who was injured in the end?
>>73312673
fuck off weeb
>>73312858
you are not alone my friend
>>73312971
I'm not a weeb I just tell the truth. Katanas are the strongest swords ever developed by humanity.
It's ok if that title goes to a non white country you know
>>73312913
>that one american flying around
top top
>>73311302
That's Ukraine though
Theres no fucking vod wtf? I wanted to watch some of the finnish fights
>>73312947
An argie and a burger died in hospital and I think someone else got injured too.
>>73313089
what seriously? Oh no, knowing what kind of nanny mummy state europe is these days itll probably be cancelled then
remember finnish sauna competition?
>>73312839
there is objectively nothing wrong with flower gardens.
>>73312913
>medieval American knights
what
>>73313186
Its in the Balkans though, they don't give a fuck
>>73311302
>Russians
>posts Ukraine
Brits everyone
>>73313283
Dude that doesnt have the fights. Dont you think i checked
>>73312744
>164 BCE to 63 BCE
Googled it and the timeline doesn´t align. They probaly had roman style equipment instead of full body armor or even steel platted armor.
>>73313336
you've never heard of the knights of the obese table?
>>73313186
well they didn't actually die but they did go to hospital.
>>73313336
IKR their amour is by far the dumbest and flashiest looking out the lot. it's less like traditional armour and more like the prop department for a budget fantasy movie.
>>73312913
>
>>73311203
russa vs usa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu4MgS-Rzg
>>73313223
I know , don't get me wrong i was just saying that because they are cucked and feminized beyond comprehension.
>>73313402
The competition takes place in Prague
>>73313538
kek
>>73313336
>he doesn't know
>>73313691
>Prague
My bad
Hopefully eastern enough to not care
The table after today
>>73313697
are you sure you're not speaking of
knights of the buffet table?
>>73314156
wtf
so there will be fights "Russia1" against "Russia2"?
>>73314156
How the fuck do you read this?
>>73313538
100% historically accurate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa2gQ0sMiVw
>>73314332
and russia 3
>>73314156
What the fuck is going on in this?
>>73313538
>the round knights of the table
>>73314332
But all Russia teams have the same armor
>>73314156
>UK 1 vs Russia 2
Whelp, was fun while it lasted.
>>73314156
that chart is fucking unreadable m80
if you need an example of a simple elimination chart, watch every 3rd episode of Dragonball
>>73314332
Nope, Finals will be:
Russia 1 vs Ukraine 2 (or USA1)
Russia 2 vs Ukraine 1
Russia 3 vs Belarus 1
>>73313677
Well fugg :D
I liked how people who both got knocked down talked to each other, I found that endearing to see them having fun
>>73313677
russians talking behind the camera as americans come out: "Fat fucks holy shit.. oh well, russians dont surrender"
>>73314833
> (or USA1)
Oh, c'mon.
>>73314680
>Uk1 vs Russia2
Im still trying to read this fucking ridicilous chart. So it seems from france1 vs belarus2 RUSSIA 2 advanced and from czech 2 mexico 2 UK 1 advanced. What the fuck man
>>73313030
Get your eyes checked
That was a Finn
>>73315059
They was pretty badass last year. Even took silver if I do remember correct.
>>73315059
>>73313080
>>73313424
well, I don't see a contradiction
>>73314048
It's okay northwestern Pakistan
>>73315149
Best in group goes to the second round, the second and the third fight each other and winner goes to second round as well.
>>73315203
No. They were on 4-th place (WTF Poland?)
>>73315587
And where was Ukraine 2?
>>73314156
>France 3 vs UK 3
We will have reparations for Agincourt !
>>73315532
So its not Uk1 vs Russia2. Its Winner of france1 belarus vs russia 2 and so forth. Alright
>>73315657
Oh sorry, Made a mistake. USA 1 - 12th place. Ukraine 2 - 6-th place.
>>73312673
Just look at how many weapons broke since yesterday just by clashing togheter. the katana would break just by having a shield block. Even the jap team uses blunt blade weapons
>>73312913
Ohhh god that fat knight.
Jesus...America, America you should be doing better than that.
>>73314418
AWWWWW best movie ever my nigga.
>>73315723
Basically it is (but in a 3rd round). If UK 1 will not lose to Czech Republic 2.
>>73316356
Czech was pretty good didnt even see UK1
>>73313677
I find it so hard to watch this. I just really want to see them kill each other. I want to see that really bad and this is just a lame cock tease.
runescape irl
>>73316928
Why are you hate your fellow burgers so much?
>>73317122
Survival of the fittest, senpai. If the weak perished and the strong survived, we'd have far fewer fat burgers.
>>73317435
Your lack of burgers will be filled with a fit slavs. We don't need a world domination, please stop dreaming about it. Or else we will become communists again.
>>73314156
>russia, belarus and ukraine take half the ladder already
SLAVA RUSI!
>>73312673
lol i know you are joking but i still laughed.
I think they need to fold it on it self so many times so that it doesn't break at the first sign of stress.
Something about carbon content and metal molecular structure.
The fact that it's being bent 10k times does not make it automatically better.
