https://www.google.com/amp/www.nydailynews.com/amp/news/world/alberta-fire-rages-thousands-escape-oil-town-smoldering-husk-article-1.2628479?client=safari#
Can't help but feel like you leaves brought this upon yourselves with all the cuckoldry.
>>73303185
Maybe Trudeau can go punch the fire until it goes away
>>73303185
We are gunna need another wall...those refugees
they have a shit ton of water
who cares
>>73303185
pic related
>>73303185
I'm a professional cowboy and I use catheters. Been cowboyin' for 25 years. I've broken 14 bones had 2 concussions and a punctured lung. I know pain and I don't want any more of it. Especially when I cath.
>>73303288
Why fight it?
Canadians should embrace it
>a little town get burnt down
>omg whole canada is burning
>>73303185
They're going to have to change the flag now, aren't they?
>>73303185
KARMA
>>73303185
>mfw the Calgary Flames are going to change their name
>>73304276
m8 that IS all of canada
They can't fight the fire or he win.
CANADA DESERVED THIS.
BURN DRY LEAVES BURN
It will break 600k acres today. Fucking amazing.
Hold on, CANADA IS NEXT TO AMERICA BROS
>>73305057
build wall
>>73303288
talk shit get hit.
>>73304276
>88000 people
>a little town
God, swedish people are so fucking stupid, I can't handle it
So why isn't Trudeau doing anything about it?
Is he planning to have a full LGBT firefighter crew do it to show how progressive his country is?
Or he just doesn't want to ask America to save the day again?
>>73303288
>If you put out the fire, it wins
>>73305676
>Trumps face when Trudeau and his cucknadians flee Cucknada and beg the God Emperor to save them from the giant fire
STATE OF EMERGENCY JUST DECLARED IN ALBERTA
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Please trump save us, since our PM is a useless cuck
>>73305676
You stop a massive wildfire in high winds the same way you stop a hurricane from hitting the coast
idiot
>>73303185
>dealing with rampant fires
But who will welcome the refugees?
>>73303185
There will be blood.
>>73306728
>wat is controlled burns
The only justifiable purpose of government is to protect the people from threats that they themselves cannot handle LIKE A GIANT FIRE
>>73303288
>Detrooooooiit
>SMASH!
>Be canadian
>Get roasted
>>73303185
A flamer was elected, and now we're up in flames
Pure pottery
>>73303185
Albertans are actually usually based though. This should have burned down Toronto.
>>73307103
We can also allow residents to clear fallen timber and other flammable materials from public and some private areas for camp fires and in order to heat their homes. A free way to lessen the impact of wild fires, increase the countries productivity, and decrease consumption of nonrenewable resources.
There's also the possibility for biomass power plants that operate in a similar fashion and will create jobs that prevent wildfires and create electricity for less of a carbon footprint than a wildfire, but leftists oppose those because of the carbon emissions. They don't think about the carbon from the future wildfires until the wildfires actually happen.
This fire could be a good opportunity for solid policy changes that benefit everyone because right now we might be able to convince the leftists that these things are necessary to prevent fires, and they have to think about more than just the smoke coming out of a chimney when it comes to carbon emissions.
>>73305710
Underrated
>>73307954
>We can also allow residents
Woah, stop right there. The citizen can NEVER be trusted to do anything. This is a democracy after all!
>>73303185
As much as I hate Canada I feel for you Canucks.
MAY THE ENEMIES OF TRUMP EMPEROR TAKE NOTE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU OPPOSE THE ALL POWERFUL GOD EMPEROR
Slash and burn tactic used by the liberal elites.
Now that this is Trump country, American liberals need to drive out the local degenerate indigenous Canadian population to make room for new condos.
>>73308578
>oppose Trump
>alberta
wew lad, I think you meant to burn down ontario.
>>73308249
Germany already knows how leftism works
>>73307849
Underrated
>>73307924
i live in toronto and i agree with this 100%
>>73308729
They knew what they were getting into and who they were siding with when they refused to start a civil war.
Bend the knee and give your life for the emperor or face the consequences
>>73308978
who's the artist?
>>73308392
the thing is, it's the one conservative province in the entire country
I really wish Ontario or Gaybec burned down instead
>>73303185
>Canada
>leaf on a flag
>underestimates forest fires
I certain firefighters are making the fire burn longer on purpose for shits and giggles
>pic unrelated
>>73304276
>>73303185
Keep this in the general you retarded fucking burger.
>>73309148
Bioshock
>>73309279
wow! what a burn! it almost looks like that guy was in a nuclear bomb or exposed to radiation or something! its amazing how burns from fire in a wildfire can cause so much damage to the skin!
>>73309279
>>73309279
So it is true.
All canadians are asian
>>73309219
>hating on the literal only conservative part of canada
Why are you here?
>>73309518
Its horrifying, he was a fire fighter who got caught in a burning grocery store and didn't get out quick enough.
>>73309646
how can you tell when the penis is coverd up
>>73309646
No he was a fire fighter.
>>73309279
Quick get him a Vader suit
>they travel by the only road south to the...
Wtf, so South Park was right? Canada only has one road, "the road"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c3qH-8luNI
>>73309845
Its not funny. You go fight the fire then, burger.
>>73309279
That was such a horrifying case. I mean, they probably learned a shitload from it so the net outcome was positive, but still, imagine keeping someone like that alive instead of releasing them from their suffering
>>73309985
>implying he never made a full recovery
>>73309279
this happened like 20 years ago, you fucking newfags.
>>73304731
Poo, plz go
>>73309985
What case? The fire fighter in this picture died yesterday at the University of Alberta trauma unit after getting trapped in a burning grocery store, I don't think they learned anything.
I saw the jews start the fire on purpose and im the only witness
>>73309872
South Park talk about the Tans-Canada Highway, which have other highways and roads branching into it.
>>73310128
>20 years go by
>Canada still can't figure out how to stop fires
>leftists and liberalism ever working
Just cuck your shit up faam
>>73303185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgzWHHBqY2I
Return him to the fire.
>>73303185
>Canada burns to the ground
From Poland
With No Love.
if the winds blow north it'll spread to the suncor energy and things might explode and make our dollar even shittier because of the oil lost in fires
>>73307924
If only
>mfw the entire old field this fire burns over fucking explodes from the ground and the world is destroyed in a fiery apocalypse
>mfw Trudeau the massive faggot of cultural Marxism destroys the Earth all because he wanted to burn down a little town in a conservative province
>>73310330
U mad that ur yokel ancestors didn't get on the boat to the new world so you get to live in your tiny little battlefield of a country? Shut your mouth eurocuck this fire is bigger than your entire pathetic country
>>73310327
Kek.
>>73310369
I hope it happens. We need our own 9/11.
>>73310330
most of my ancestors are either polish or ukranian..
sucks that you hate us.
Here's the thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
pic related is you
The fire is now 2000 square kilometers, for comparisons, Los Angeles is 1,302 square kilometers and New York is 789 square kilometers. The fire is almost as big as Tokyo's 2,188 square kilometers.
>>73311196
thanks for the info, but fuck off weeb
>>73309660
1 cent a post
What's with all the touhou posts in this thread? Are we getting raided by the jay?
>>73312085
That touhou posts in this thread, there's only two in a thread with 23 pictures..
>>73311196
i am gonna fap to this
>>73312085
weebs are ruining yet another thread
>>73309279
Why would they keep him alive?
If the fire burns us alive, we win.
>>73312606
He is a conservative
Liberals like to make them suffer
>>73309156
I thought Newfoundland and Saskatchewan were based as well
>>73309156
Quebec have that kind of fire every 5 years. Stop being fucking pussies. Also, most of Quebec outside of Montreal voted conservative last election.
>>73304071
What brand of catheter do you use? I'm shopping around for another brand that's easier to use.
>>73304455
kek
>>73305676
reparations for 1812
Iowa fag here, Des Moines was blanketed with smoke earlier this morning, can still smell the smoke. Think I am getting a contact high.
Get your shit together Canada.
>>73315866
Oh shit, I am dumb. The smoke is from Minnesota
>>73305225
more like get lit
>>73303185
"When a forest grows too wild, a purging fire is inevitable and natural."
>>73309156
Bullshit. You know that usually we vote conservative, and that British Columbia was blue for that election
>>73303185
GIVE ME YOUR YOU POWER. DO NOT LET THE FIRE DIE OUT!
>>73309156
Pic related; you're retarded
>>73307103
>>wat is controlled burns
This fire quickly jumped the Athabasca river. That was a sizable natural fire break.
>all the yanks saying you can smell the smoke.
How ? I live in Calgary and cant see/smell shit .
Found the perfect song for this situation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGyEd0aKWZE
>>73318013
Wind blowing from the northwest. The smoke won't go anywhere near calgary.
South saskatchewan was hazy this week from the northern alberta fire, and that carried into the dakotas and on to iowa.
The smoke in Iowa could have come from the wildfires raging in Saskatchewan or Manitoba though, and not necessarily from the alberta fire. All of western canada is burning and only this one fire is famous because of the city it hit.
>Canadians constantly burning Americans about their stupid country actually created a meme fire that actually rises
Interesting.
>>73318013
It is hazy in Iowa m8
This fire is growing exponentially. In a few days, the entirety of the country will be in golfed. Mock my words...
>>73304244
This, I'm sick of of Canada's firephobia.
>>73318442
>>73318634
According to CNN the smoke has reached florida. Pic very related.
>>73318772
>all of USAs water is Canadian fresh water
>all of their air passes across Canada
>fill the air with smoke
>poison the water downstream
>???
>profit
>>73318716
10am tee time ok with you?
>>73318716
>in golfed
I hope that includes you
>>73303185
You don't understand just how big and resourceful we are. Not happening. Parts of Canada could burn for a long time and we'd still have Russian levels of size and resources
>>73319199
>>73319211
That was just some Canadian humor there. You need to watch more trailer park boys.
>>73305256
88k is acctualy a small village
I wish this whole fucking planet was burning tbqh.
>>73319865
We can make it happen together, Ivan.
is maple syrup flammable?
>>73319947
If only, I don't have access to our nukes and neither do you likely.
>>73320169
Have you seen Euro nuclear security on their power plants? Just take some cores, fill up a 747 and go for the high score in a nigger rigged Project Pluto
Clearly this is gods will. Next should be Sweden.
Remember the leaf fagots talking shit on /pol/ about burning down the white house?
Karma...
I hope the entire shithole cunt nation burns down.
im sure the solution to the fire will be to cripple thier petroleum industry which lowers gdp with an increasing population and perhaps even replace the town with a refugee camp.
it smelled like incense burning outside in MN last night. kek. thanks cucknada!
>>73320603
You die before you made it to the plane.
Spent fuel is self protecting. It's so radioactive, and the means to safely handle it are so burdensome, you don't really need to waste time protecting it.
>>73320603
>project pluto
>a nuclear powered drone that is meant to drop bombs and then just spray nuclear materials from the ramjet to fuck with people below it
What the fuck was wrong with everyone in the cold war?
>>73313969
Not at all.
NL is filled with morons.
>>73313969
Saskatchewan is by far the most conservative province now. It used to be Alberta but they waned. Calgary now has a gay muslim mayor and the province is firmly NDP.
Saskatchewan's Premier (equivalent to a state governor) could soon be the head of the conservative party of Canada. They keep trying to lure him into federal politics and he keeps saying no (for now).
>>73303185
Jews did it!
I have photo evidence.
>>73310330
Polkrainian.
>>73305710
Jesus christ.
>>73305710
It's funny because it's true.
>>73305998
top kek
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Fuck off, smoothskin.
>>73304731
Fuck off, pajeet.
==The “Twelfth Amendment” Option==
http://archive.is/GyXks
The U.S. president is elected by the 538 members of the Electoral College, not a popular vote of the American people. Under Article II, Section 3 of the Constitution, if no candidate for president earns a majority of the Electoral College (270 votes), then the U.S. House of Representatives elects the president. When doing so, each state gets only one vote, so the House members of each state internally vote to decide which way that state will vote, and whoever gets most of the 50 votes becomes the president.
That was how Thomas Jefferson became president in 1800. No candidate gained a majority, and the U.S. House eventually elected Jefferson on the thirty-sixth ballot, after weeks of debate.
The Twelfth Amendment to the Constitution added one more condition: If the election goes to the House, the House may only consider the top three candidates from the Electoral College that resulted from the normal election process. The House cannot bring in any “white knight” who was not already running on Election Day.
>>73303185
dude weed knows how to light it up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J91ti_MpdHA
>>73305225
webm related
>>73304276
The area the fire has taken is bigger than Los Angeles
