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Why do racist Christians who post on /pol/ worship a brown skinned first century Jew who had dark brown eyes and black hair? If he lived in America today most people would probably think he was a Mexican. Do you think Donald Trump would try to deport Jesus and throw him over the wall?

t. enlightened Hillary supporting atheist Canadian
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All Christians are Jews.

What we call Jew are Pharisees.
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Why do cucked Canadians who post on /pol/ worship a brown eyed, dark haired Jew?
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"dark-skinned" people in Roman Palestine centuries before the Arab invasions.. *chuckle*
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>>73292767
He isn't a Jew. He is a Pharisee
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>>73292579
Christ was a Jew, just as you see them today. Not that I care about what he looked like but this is one of the lamest arguments here. He probably had bronze skin and the bible says he wouldn't be a comely man either in Isaiah. His appearance while he lived on earth is obviously not why we worship the Living God.
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>middle easterners looked like Arabs long before the Arab invasions

nice try schlomo
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>>73292579
Trump want to deport illegal immigrants,not mexicans.Just because they are mostly mexicans it doesn't mean it's an appartheid politic.Btw US drog problems roots in mehico.
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>>73292833
>>73293148

This is based on actual research. European art Euoropeanizes him the same way that African art Africanizes him.

>>73293027

Jews didn't look the same as they do now. Back then they looked much more like other Middle Eastern people.
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>>73292579
Does any of this even matter? If hypothetical Jesus has a U.S. passport or greencard he can stay. Skin color does not matter.
If Jesus was in the country illegally, yeah deport him, so what!
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>>73293459

So you would deport the Son of God for not having a Green Card?
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>>73293374
jew research
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>>73293527
Hypothetically? Yes. Christ would need to enter the country legally if he wants to stay here. I'm not sure why this is such a dilemma.
Many are called, few are chosen.
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People of the Levant had a Mediterranean look before the Arab rape train came. Jesus most likely had a complexion and facial characteristics similar to that of the Maronite Lebanese because they hid in the mountains from the rapists.
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>>73293374
>This is based on actual research
Post the link then faggot.
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>>73293728
>muh joo boogeyman

I don't even think the guy who did it was a Jew, and even if he was it proves nothing.

>>73293744

Enjoy burning in hell for your blasphemous racism.

>>73293892

Lebanese are farther north.

>>73293980

http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/health/a234/1282186/
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>>73294138
I know my scripture, clearly you don't. Jesus would not enter the country illegally. And its not racism to deport somebody.
In fact, I want all the Canadians deported too (I don't care what color you are, get the fuck out of MY country).
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>>73294510
Did he enter Egypt legally when he was a baby?
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>>73294138
It's not even the length of England the distance between Beirut and Jerusalem, they most likely looked alike.
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>>73294618
yes
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>>73292579
Christians really don't give a fuck what color Jesus was, do you really think that's what they sit around talking about at church? Every couple of years a story like this comes out and liberals parade it around as if it's some great BTFO of Christians but nobody really gives a fuck.

t. atheist
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>>73294658
There are plenty of Lebanese people as dark as the reconstruction in the OP.

>>73294770
>Christians really don't give a fuck what color Jesus was

Lol are you kidding? Read this thread. They are completely losing their shit over his whiteness, shitposting European art that obviously has nothing to do with what he actually looked like.

>do you really think that's what they sit around talking about at church?

Yes. Don't you realize how shallow and stupid Christians are? They cover their Churches in his image and they always make him look like they do. In Africa, they make him black.
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>>73294618
I'm not going to talk about this anymore. Christ is not some pawn for you to bat about in the middle of a political conversation. I was just answering your question. I'm done here.
Good bye.
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>>73292579
>Hillary supporting atheist Canadian
>enlightened
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>73295398

Christ is a faggot kike and I'm going to build a life sized doll of him, drag it to the nearest Church and anally rape it. Justin Trudeau will give me a medal for being so pro-LGBT and tolerant. Fuck Trump.
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>>73294770
This is the real answer.
Lets forget the fact that calling Jesus a jew is a fundamemtally a flawed argument because the jewish identity has changed since His time and lets also forget the fact that before arab invasion people in roman palestine most likely looked different than they do now. Christians absolutely do not care.

As a man, Christ belonged to an ethnicity, yes, a gender, a family, a faction, but He was not just a man. Jesus was Gods Messiah and His message is timeless and without border and certainly salvation is raceless.

Leftist cannot even comprehend a worldview in which racial identity politics isnt the only driving force.
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>>73295640
First you deny his Jewishness, then you deny his brown skin, then you deny everything Earthly about him because you think he was the son of the Magic Sky Fairy.

Truly anti-history in a post, right up there with Holocaust denial.
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>>73296341
>100% Man
>100% God

Jesus was Judean. He belonged to a Jewish community, but was the enemy of contemporary Jews. Judaism since the time of Christ has been largely defined by their lack of belief in Jesus as the Messiah, a distinction that could not have been made before His birth.

I'm not denying His ethnicity, simply pointing out that the ethnicity He belonged to also no longer exists in its original form either.

But more than either of those things I am arguing that ethnicity, in this case, takes a back seat to His Word.

Again, leftists cannot comprehend a worldview in which identity politics isnt the driving force.
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>>73297325
>simply pointing out that the ethnicity He belonged to also no longer exists

simply pointing out that guys with northern European features didn't evolve to live in hot desert climates

Jesus was not the long-haired guy from Denmark everyone likes to depict

Long noses are evolved to deal with the dry air. So he had a long nose typical of the Middle East. Pale skin is evolved for northern climates to let the body make more vitamin D. Dark skin is evolved to deal with stronger sunlight.

So he did not have pale skin either.
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>>73297491
Im well aware that no man-made art is worthy of Christ. I'm also aware of the fact that a community will depict Jesus according to their own customs of nobility and respectability. If a community whose holiest and most wise men always wore headbands and filed their teeth converted, i would fully expect to see their depictions of Jesus posess the same qualities. Thats just how art works.

Anyone in their right mind knows Jesus was not pale. But any medaeval European artist worth his salt knew that a serene, well groomed man who looked more like a local than a Muslim would more effectively draw people in.
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>>73297994
>I'm also aware of the fact that a community will depict Jesus according to their desire for idealized propaganda fantasy
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>>73298413
>idealized propaganda fantasy

you should check out the Vatican exhibit — all the bodybuilder disciples and blue-eyed Middle Easterners. There's even a painting showing Jesus with big muscles and a mostly bare chest.

Bible porn.
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>>73296341
>because you think he was the son of the Magic Sky Fairy.

via rape

since apparently he has no wife
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>>73292734
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>>73297334
I like how they chose the side that makes him look like a nigger to post on magazine's. Put long hair on the one on the left and it looks like a white neanderthal
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>>73292579
Jesus never existed.
Germans were slaves / animal feed in Roman times.
Muslims destroyed Rome, freeing Germans, but Germans didn't want to become Muslims.
German Christianity is just a politically correct paganism designed to ally ourselves with our former slave masters against Islam. Our royal family are Druids.
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>>73301330
This sounds plausible
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>>73298533

there's plenty of blue eyed people in the levant
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>>73301923

and the disciples all had bodies like 1984 Arnold

and Jesus was a hunk with big smooth pecs
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>>73297491

so why do druze, alawis and samaritans, all ethnic groups native to the levant who don't marry outsiders or accept converts look white?
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>>73293169
i try to tell everyone that but they dont understand it seems.

the world we live in is overrun with idiots sadly, WTF happened to the human race? where is the fucking logic? why is are they all blindly following the media like its god himself?

what a world we live in gypsiebro
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>>73302307

what else was there to do

>jesus can you lift a stone that is this heavy you cant even lift it
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>>73293374
>This is based on actual research.


They found a random skull, from a location that was inhabited by numerous peoples, from Hittites to Israelites and then declared wahat all people look like.

Those scientists need to be shot tbqh
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>>73302815
let's all pretend that evolutionary traits from the Middle East and Mediterranean don't exist

that Jesus was a guy from Denmark
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>>73292579

>implying people from Judea is not tanned
>implying you can know Jesus hair and eyes color analyzing a two thousand years old shroud.
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>>73292579
>mfw OP posted it again.
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>>73303668
Hittites = Indo Europeans

Israelites entered into the region and took it over from Canaanites.

Jerusalem was called Jebus before the Israelites became FEUDAL LORDS.

Persians = Indo Europeans

Parthians = Indo Europeans

Greeks = Indo Europeans

Sea People = West Mediterranean

pic related = statue found in Adab from Sumerian occupation.
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>>73305023

>posts idealized sculpture

look at all the statues of Antinous, and then look at the painting of him — get back to me about accuracy in statue making

(magically changed from a black Egyptian to the most idealized Caucasian via the power of sculpture)
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>>73305751
go to hell you subhuman retard
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>>73292579
>Pic related
Me. 100% Aramaic.
Like were Jesus-Christ and most of the prophets.
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>>73292579
I don't know, but this is one of the few times I agree with leafposting. /pol/ hates Judaism and Islam, Christianity is just another sandpeople religion.

I'd even respect them more if they went for some form of paganism.
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>>73292734
And all jews and Christians are low-level Muslims.
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>>73307004
Los Angeles and most of the West Coast is Sand People religion through Hollywood.
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>>73305833

fascinating analysis
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>>73307271
One can only be as a mirror of who he argues with.
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>>73292579
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>>73307404
նշանավոր ստեղծումը, որը կոչ է անում ուժեղ սահմանների, վերջ դնելով ծիծաղելի ապօրինի ներհոսքը տգեղ անգրագետ normalfags հորդառատ մեջ մեր կայքում, եւ ավելի գրագետ crossboard funposting համար զվարթ խմբագրումների, որ ստանում կատարված ամենօրյա, չէ համր. դա անսանձ ստեղծագործական եւ ներողություն չի խնդրել բարձրորակ meme կայացման: դա համր է, որ մենք պետք է հակահայկական դասընկերոջդ անվայել պաշտոնը, իսկ ավելի ուշ, մի անվայել անիմե թեմա ստանալու զանգվածային գովասանքի: դա համր է, որ մենք պետք է հակա-frogpost, իսկ ավելի ուշ, մի թեմա գովաբանելով spidermanbutt կամ millenom աղջկան. դա կատակ է, որ մարդիկ շարունակում են աջակցել globalist Anime shitpost մեքենա: նրանք են դեւերը: նրանք, ովքեր որ սատանան: դու քայլ ետ եւ զարմանում, թե ինչու 4chan չունի այն է այդ հանցագործների, թե նրանք ինչ Պեպեին: բայց դուք չեք. եք վերցնել այն անվանական արժեքով: ատելը Պեպեն is cool շրջանում նոու-ոչինչ shitpost լեգեոնը: եւ դուք չեք մտածել, թե ինչու է, որ բոլոր. դուք պարզապես գնելու մեջ պատմածից, մեծածախ. եւ դա ազնվորեն զզվելի. pissants
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>>73292579

All semitic religions are gay to be honest family.

Keep all that faggot shit out of Europe.
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Jesus wasn't a brown jew. He was a true nigga
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>>73307461
>>73307404
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>>73307461
you filthy scum killed him !!
get out JEW normies
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>>73308089


It's Armenian.
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>>73292579

> it is a scientific proof in the popperian sense, if Jesus was black then there is no G*d
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>>73307344

did you find that in a fortune cookie?
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>>73308259
Armenian genocide happened
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>>73307462
>All semitic religions are gay to be honest family.

No, they're all a bunch of horny hetero dudes writing virgin rape and concubine harem fantasies
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>>73292579
yeah go ahead and prove all of that any time
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>>73313382
easier to prove than Denmark Jesus
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>>73313220
Heteros would never come up with Metzitzah b'peh
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>>73292579

why do emasculated americans (aka canucks) always overcompensate on the net? Besides jesus was extremely redpilled about jews... despite technically being one and also being a hippy
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>>73315950

yes they would

they are sexually repressive

gay men are the last people to advocate for ripping off the most sensitive and protective part of the penis
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>>73307084
No, Christians are of a different branch entirely. Muslims became lesser than Christians because they smell like asshole and eat garbage out of trashcans.
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>>73293374
your a dorable
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