Lads, have you paid your Jizya yet?
I'm currently in Shariah zone 6 and they've just come to collect my Jizya.
Are they allowed to enter my house without a warrant from an Imam? I'm kind of worried.
>>73278550
They can collect my jizz
If this actually happened, who would you murder first, /pol/: the muslims that took power or the left wing white people that let it happen
I think I would go after the whites first
>>73278762
The nogs
>>73278550
You can appeal your judgment m8
Lo Allah is most merciful
>>73278906
Praise be to Allah!
I just had to present my girlfriend to a group of 18 year old Somali 6th formers. The zone 6 Imam issued a fatwah that this must happen every 4 weeks.
When do I get my 6 year old wife? I wish to follow in the footsteps of Muhammad (pbuh)
>>73278550
I wouldn't pay it so they stoned my wife's son I guess it's my fault for not praying to allah when I woke up
>>73278762
I would go after everyone
free tip...
if i'm a bit short of cash, i just let em fuck the dog. it's been dead for weeks but they don't seem to mind, the cheeky cunts.
>>73279067
You should just convert, person of the book m8. You get islam qt3.14 and no more Somali rabes xD
