Rumour is that the Double Dissolution election will be called tomorrow.
Who are you voting for?
Don't say Greens even if you are just trolling. I can't deal with it.
Do your I side with thing here: https://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
I dont know who to vote for m8s, both major parties seem fucking shite and i fail to see any point in voting for a minor party
>keep shitskins out
>remove SJW
>legalise 420
>decent NBN
>no 457 visa
>>73274859
>legalise 420
I dunno about that m8. The rest sounds good tho.
I'm going to vote for Ben Carson and draw dicks.
I convinced my father to do the same thing but he doesn't even know who Ben Carson is.
>>73275011
>I convinced my father to do the same thing
Is Dad a bit slow m8?
>>73274614
I honestly have no idea on who to vote for until I look at the major talking points on each parties political platform.
If neither are good I will write it is a shit choice this year, drop the ballot in and fuck off home.
>>73274859
> i fail to see any point in voting for a minor party
> what is preferential voting?
It's called the Senate m8, there's plenty of point. Minor parties all the way as you're right, the major ones suck balls.
>>73274929
> not wanting to legalise 420
>>73274929
Figured i'd get bashed for that one, truth is i prefer a smoke over a beer 9 times out of 10 and the laws in my state (WA) are the harshest in the country and seem to be getting worse.
But yeah, would put that as the least important issue for me as long as the fucking muzzies are kept out
>>73275121
>look at the major talking points
m8 what are ya doing on /pol/ if you don't even have any political opinions and need to listen to their bullshit before deciding who to vote for?
>>73275123
>not wanting to legalise 420
Glad you agree m8.
>>73275129
m8 marijuana is strongly associated with worthless people who do fuck all with their lives.
It is right to discourage its use.
I'll probably vote for the Shooters and FIshers party, I've been fucked around enough by Liberal and Labor.
>>73275285
Could argue the same with booze oldm8, check out Northbridge on a saturday night for your degenerate viewing please
>>73275310
>Shooters and Fishers party
They are called Shooters, Fishers and Farmers Party now.
Pretty stupid, but their policies are okay.
>>73275407
>booze
No m8 booze is enjoyed across the board. Marijuana has that degenerate subculture vibe to it.
Pic related are Jackie Lambie's senate candidates for her new party.
I literally can't even.
>not american politics
Lol who cares
>>73275997
Thanks for the bump m8.
I agree with you too. I am more into the American election this year.
>>73274859
>i fail to see any point in voting for a minor party
>pleb who doesn't understand preferential voting detected
ALWAYS vote below the line.
>>73275997
>not realising that Australian politics has done more to shift the Overton window more than any other country yet.
We have two designated refugee islands. Think about that for a second.
>>73276169
That's the only thing we're any good on m8.
And we muck it all up by importing rapefugee scum by the planeload.
>>73275189
Because I vote for those who propose for a smaller government, lower taxes on businesses and workers and putting more responsibility back onto states and onto persons.
The problem is neither party has actively gone for all these major talking points so we are stuck with the same shit, election in and election out.
>>73276294
>we are stuck with the same shit
Yeah pretty much.
who do i vote for to get better internet
>>73276489
Any lefty party will do m8. Greens or Labor.
I have already got my NBN so the rest of you can get fucked.
>>73276196
Yeah you're not wrong. A lot of Australians still have pretty conservative views, it's just no one gives a fuck about politics and keeps flip flopping between labour and liberal.
>>73276567
>keeps flip flopping between labour and liberal
Yeah, although it used to be worse. The major parties actually get less votes now than they ever have. Labor can barely even get 40% of the vote any more.
>>73274614
>https://australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
>It's a /pol/ discovers that it supports the Greens episode
>>73274614
>Don't say Greens even if you are just trolling. I can't deal with it.
Daww the delicate nationalist wants a safe space!
I'm voting greens.
>I side with
Last time I did it I got like 98% Greens
Today some greens people knocked on my door as I'm a registered supporter. I offered to hand out HTVs for the pre-polling
>>73276563
>voting for the greens
i'd rather slit my nutsack open and let the testicle fall out
>>73276563
>already got the NBN
We're getting FTTN here and these constant DSL connection outages are pissing me off.
>>73276294
>libertarian policies
>in australia
Literally never going to happen. People want to be babied here, it's sad.
>>73276693
>I'm voting greens.
Get out you fucking leftie cuck.
People like you have completely ruined everything that used to make Australia great.
>>73276563
You can't be fucking serious right? Labors NBN has been an absolute disaster.
>>73276747
>let the testicle fall out
You only got the one m8? My dog doesn't have any.
>>73276754
>FTTN
I've got FTTP m8.
>>73276693
>>73275882
mad cunt
>>73276770
>Labors NBN has been an absolute disaster
What the Liberals did to it didn't make it better m8. come on.
>>73276808
Where abouts are you?
>>73276829
u like spuds m8?
>>73276849
>Where abouts are you?
I live in a country town in SA m8. We were one of the early NBN sites.
>>73274614
why? I always vote for greens because they are going to save the future for the human race. The other parties are desperate to mine Australia empty.
>>73276782
i'd only be slitting one side of the sack
i need the other one f.a.m.
>>73276693
>I'm a registered supporter
Sex offender register most likely.
>>73276668
Haha yeah. Turns puts the greens heavy handed economic policies are the same nationalisation of essential services and NBN they want. And they want real action on the cost of housing.
>But but greens are all SJW globalises who want to ban freedom and enforce sharia law!
Yeah, except that, in reality Di Natale was mocking alternative medicine and anti vaxxer faggots on national TV.
I don't know who'll be running in my area but I like shooters/fishers, ALA and maybe the LDP.
The biggest conflict this election cycle is who I should put lower on the senate preferences, lefty labour or the cuck coalition.
>>73276907
> I always vote for greens because they are going to save the future for the human race
Honestly can't tell if you're serious or not right now m8.
All right it's confirmed. /pol/ is now a Green politics board. Let's clean up politics and the planet. Feels good brahs.
>>73276668
Happened to me. I did the US one and was getting Libertarian candidates as my top 3 or 4 (Gary Johnson 92%), then a few Republicans and Libertarians for the rest before Bernie and Hillary. Meanwhile, I did the Aus one and I'm 77% Green. When I do the political compass I'm right-libertarian, about 3 squares away from centre for each.
>>73276986
I will put coalition last in senate m8. We don't want them to get a majority. They have some really bad ideas. They'll sell the whole country to the chinks if nobody is there to stop them.
>>73276898
>early NBN sites
That explains it. Ever since the party switch-over our local council has been fucking around non stop. SE QLD here senpai.
>>73276907
>save the future
>by stopping all attempts to build nuclear power plants, increase the defense budget, or actually protect our borders
Get fucked cunt.
>>73276956
>ban freedom and enforce sharia law
Have you completely blocked out literally everything they've been saying about letting all "refugees" and "asylum seekers" into the country, indoctrinate kids into believing they're trannies, and the entire gun control movement?
>>73276754
>>People like you have completely ruined everything that used to make Australia great
What makes Australia great is our generous benefits and welfare state. Libs and their US-fanboy CIA-controlled ideology are the enemy of everything that makes us the lucky country. It's not that I don't nominally also support Labor's policies, it's just they're a bunch of limpdick cucks who roll over and do what they're told.
I'll take some treehugging if it means getting someone better than them.
>>73275123
>Not wanting to lower the levels of degeneracy in our already fucked up society.
Normally vote Lib. Might vote Lab because Malcolm is a cunt
Justice Party
The LibLab duopoly needs to die and only Derryn and the gang have the broad policy appeal and network to break the independent ceiling
Justice 2016 get hype you bitch
>>73277140
>What makes Australia great is our generous benefits and welfare state.
...Is this some sort of new hybrid environmentally friendly shitpost?
>>73276986
Put the Cuck coalition last. It's where they put you.
>They are the most anti freedom
http://hrlc.org.au/law-reform-commission-report-a-wake-up-call-to-restore-basic-democratic-freedoms-in-australia/
>They banned your guns
>They banned the Return of Kings guy from coming here
>They are actively making it harder to buy your first home.
Any cunts in Adelaide want to meet up for a drink?
>>73276838
Should have just been fiber-to-the-node to begin with.
The most important thing to how I vote is weed
>>73277196
Nice Derryn m8.
Labor
I fucking hate the cunts but after being in the public service for a while you just cannot vote Liberal
I've always voted Liberal but they just absolutely hate the public service. I hope my vote is the last one counted, and the one that tips the vote, and I hope that this is the election that ruins the Liberals forever because Labor got into power.
That is how badly the Liberals treat the public service
>>73277221
>Any cunts in Adelaide want to meet up for a drink?
I don't leave the house m8. How weird are you though?
I don;t hang out with normies.
>>73277066
To be fair I don't think I side with takes the LDP into account but the Greens are LITERALLY the most pro freedom party.
>>73274614
vote for kangyroo
kangy go boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
Vote Liberal Democrats you fkn plebs. Only wholesome Libertarian party in aus with David Leyonhjelm in the senate atm.
Also lol @ arguing alcohol isn't degenerative af as well. All drugs are degenerative to dumb cunts.
>>73277223
They had 6 years to bring that in and didn't get it done
>>73277301
I'm asking complete strangers on /pol/ to meet irl for a drink. Can you get much weirder?
>>73277281
>they just absolutely hate the public service
So does anyone with a brain m8. Sorry but it's true.
>>73277333
>Can you get much weirder?
Yes m8 you can. Nice digits btw.
Are you gainfully employed/studying?
>>73277210
Hey if you don't love it why don't you leave? Americans hate having quality of life and a healthy society why don't you move there?
>>73277281
>not putting minor parties first when you hate Labor/Liberal
>>73277316
>wholesome
Pro drugs and fag marriage. Choose a better word next time m80.
>>73277368
I'm in my last year of uni.
Wait are you this same guy from last night who was asking about my dick?
>>73277302
>To be fair I don't think I side with takes the LDP into account
It does now. LDP and Family First were recently added.
>>73277097
>they've been saying about letting all "refugees" and "asylum seekers" into the country,
They simply want us to uphold our obligations under the United Nations.
>indoctrinate kids into believing they're trannies
Well, that's not what Safe Schools was doing and Tony Abbott introduced that.
>>73277386
What's it matter, the lower house preferences only make a difference in meme electorates. 90% of the country just decides between Lab/Coalition. It's as pointless as my repeating digits.
???
This site doesn't even seem to have Shooters and Fishers on it.
>>73277417
>are you this same guy from last night who was asking about my dick?
No m8. Was he asking about your foreskin?
That guy is weird. Did he link you to the website with the pics of dicks on it?
>>73277335
Because the Liberals rile you up with stories of our excess
Meanwhile our pay rises don't keep up with inflation and we don't have enough staff to do our jobs. Oh but fuck the lot of us, right? A job worth doing is a job that should be done by the private sector?
Even America has a public service and even Americans, with their ferocious Libertarian ideals, do not spend their days complaining that the public service exists
Fucking knobs the lot of you. I hope your industry gets picked on next
>>73274614
im voting liberal now that i know they wont be fucking with centrelink benefits.
>>73277515
Shit so he's a regular is he.
Yeah he asked about foreskin but didn't post links to sites. He asked about my sex life though.
>>73277499
Shooters and Fishers aren't a real party and have never had a Federal seat. They have one policy: muh guns, and that's a state issue.
I've given up on ever having decent internet here. I've seen anons in Siberia with speeds more than fifteen times faster than mine at less than a fifth of the cost.
>>73277611
You're everything wrong with society. I bet you're white too
>>73277468
> i have no idea how our system works
There is this thing called the Senate? It rarely if ever has a majority of one side or another. Our system is one of the most democratic in the world, learn to appreciate it instead of being a faggot.
>>73277223
what a shitty argument, why downgrade when it was already rolling and fuck it all up
>>73277369
I do love it. I've been working hard since the age of 10 to secure a future for myself and my wife. I do not appreciate upper-middle class white folk crying about discrimination and demanding the products of my hard work.
The money has to come from somewhere, and you can bet your ass I'm against people taking my honestly earned money.
>>73277451
>They simply want us to uphold our obligations under the United Nations.
It's not our obligation to take people with no checkable background, criminal history or medical history into our mainland. They are safe in our detainment camps, and they can always go to another country that will take them, or back home.
>Well, that's not what Safe Schools was doing and Tony Abbott introduced that.
Prove it.
>>73277625
>didn't post links to sites
You got off lightly then m8.
>>73277468
Meme electorate or not a party gets a small amount of public funding for each time someone puts them 1st.
Also IF enough people put your preferred minor party first then it might win the seat or motivate Labor to improve their policies to appeal to those voters. You have nothing to lose.
>>73277611
>now that i know they wont be fucking with centrelink benefits
How do you think you know that m8?
they are always wanting to fuck with peoples welfare bux.
>>73277611
>this naivety
Holy shit. Is this your first election?
>>73274614
FAMILY FIRST
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>>73277611
They will if they think it won't cost them votes.
>>73277752
>FAMILY FIRST
Soft on abos and immigrants m8. Typical Christian weaknesses these days unfortunately.
>>73277647
> Specify lower house
> "Haven't you heard of the Senate"
>>73277611
Oh yeah I forgot to mention, they already changed a bunch of rules around welfare for jobseekers and young people, as well as deliberately slowing down processing for claims. Is that not proof enough that the Liberal party intends to fuck with centrelink? What more do you need?
>tfw Scottish
>tfw will never be Australian
i suppose politically i should be grateful since my understanding is Labor and Liberal are both abysmal, while here there's a case to be made for the SNP, Conservatives and Liberals [don't say greens even if you are trolling. I can't deal with it.
>>73278069
Any changes you can think of off the top of your head?
Its been a few years since I've been on jobseekers so I'm curious about what's changed.
>>73274614
Liberals or something further to the right. I grew up a socialist but fuck labour and the greens, theres no knowing what they will reduce the country to.
>>73278093
You guys have a Greens party too?
>>73277395
lmao at calling yourself a libertarian and not being pro gay marriage and pro drugs. Youre not a libertarian bro, youre turnbull's cuck
>>73277662
Luckily for you I have experience working for the mentally handicapped so I can break this down for your impaired brain.
>It's not our obligation to take people with no checkable background, criminal history or medical history into our mainland.
We have to make an attempt. Currently no attempt is being made.
>They are safe in our detainment camps,
They are literally being raped and murdered
>they can always go to another country that will take them
But they came to us, because we're a signatory to the UN declaration on refugees.
>or back home.
Where they will likely be shot as political opponents of the regime they fled . http://m.baka.com.au/national/the-asylum-seeker-we-sent-home-to-his-death-20090402-9l57.html
>>Well, that's not what Safe Schools was doing and Tony Abbott introduced that.
>Prove it.
Ok so the way "burden of proof" works is that the person making the original claim must be the one to prove their claim.
Safe schools indoctrinating children was YOUR claim. You have to prove it
I made a claim too though; that Tony Abbot introduced it. That is easy to prove, because it was only introduced last year when Tony was PM.
>>73278093
It's just been really bad for the last 10 or so years
We had Hawke-Keating-Howard, all ideologues but smart, motivated men who cared about the country
We've hit a bad patch since then
>>73277867
Yea but all parties are absolute shit in some areas
Greens been the worst
I fucking hate Bill Shorten who wants to double the refugees
Turnbull is just as soft on immigrants however Liberal is still the top preference, even though they are fucking with centerlink
https://www.dss.gov.au/families-and-children/programmes-services/welfare-conditionality/cashless-debit-card-trial-overview
I haven't looked too much into Liberal Democrats though
Now listen, you bitch
>>73278093
>a case to be made for the SNP
A briefcase packed with two bricks to the head m8.
>>73277932
You're still stupid because very few seats are won outright off the first vote.
Go on, goto australiavotes.com.au and check the results for almost any electorate.
>>73277451
Well Australia is not breaching any of its UN obligations FYI. Those twats saying that do not know how UN conventions relating to refugees work.
Circumventing your obligations is not unlawful, it's smart af.
>>73278266
>I haven't looked too much into Liberal Democrats though
Lib dems want to delete Centrelink and all its associated payments.
>>73278266
If I get put on that cashless shit I might as well just kill myself.
the fucking shame of it.
>>73278212
Yeah. It backed Independence and went from 2 seats to 6 [2 of those from the SNP, all of them on the PR-list.] at the election 2 days ago. Now they're wishy-washy on it [they want a petition with like a million signatures before asking the question again.]
They stood a vanity candidate in an Edinburgh FPTP seat, splitting the vote and giving it to the leader of the Scottish Conservatives.
They think that along tribal independence lines, they hold huge sway over the SNP [2 short of a majority] but the SNP have been here before and will just work with other parties to find those 2 votes, calling the Green's bluff any time they can. They can be quite blindingly stupid.
On policy they're what you'd expect, higher taxes, more immigration/refugees [not in Scotland's control anyway - that's for London to decide], muh environment, generic left wing party.
>>73278237
How bad was Abbott? I've always thought he came across as hilarious but I've only seen shit on 4chan so I don't know anything but STOP THE BOATS.
>>73278484
Nah m8, especially with a minority they're inclined to centrist policies. Independence is their main thing so they're a broad church of highland conservatives/liberals and red clydeside.
When you see shit like
>Refugees welcome!
Just remember that Sturgeon doesn't get to control immigration, but she does get to control her parties PR.
>>73274614
Can someone give me a quick write up and link some reliable polls ?
>>73278232
>Luckily for you I have experience working for the mentally handicapped so I can break this down for your impaired brain.
Starting off with ad hominem, very nice. Did they teach you this in Advanced English?
>We have to make an attempt. Currently no attempt is being made.
We have to make an attempt to make sure they are safe, which they are.
In our camps.
>They are literally being raped and murdered
According to which reputable source? (make sure it's a government one)
>But they came to us, because we're a signatory to the UN declaration on refugees.
Yes, and we are keeping them safe. We do not need to do anything else.
>Where they will likely be shot as political opponents of the regime they fled
An article in 2009 about an event in 2008. It may help if you go a little bit more recent, as these so called "issues" may have been resolved or better managed.
Regardless, I do agree with you to a point. The death of that man could have been avoided by sending him to another country
>Ok so the way "burden of proof" works is that the person making the original claim must be the one to prove their claim.
Yep, I'm aware.
>Safe schools indoctrinating children was YOUR claim. You have to prove it
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-03-22/q&a-student-warns-safe-schools-debate-hurting-kids/7264416
"The materials in the program say we shouldn't use the terms 'boys' and 'girls', 'ladies' and 'gentlemen' anymore, we should use gender-neutral terms,"
"children in years seven and eight being asked "to pretend that they are aliens from another planet who come here and they are genderless, and they are asked questions about what would they do without any genitals"."
What do you think this will do to kids who are in one of the most unstable periods of their lives and will most likely absorb any information given to them?
It is indoctrination. You're not allowed to speak against it, only accept it.
As for your claim, please prove it.
>Side 84% with labour
>Side 78% with liberal
Fucks sake desu
>>73278232
>We have to make an attempt. Currently no attempt is being made.
No.
>They are safe in our detainment camps,
They are literally being raped and murdered
Hence why we cannot allow them in. They are rapists and murderers.
I'll vote Greens until they actually stand a chance of winning. The duopoly are hellbent on destroying the reef and the entirety of Australia. Fucking disgraceful
>>73277140
half of the greens are tree hugging environmentalist, ive got no problem with them but them theres the other half who are insane communist SJWs and fuck them up a hill.
>>73279083
are you me
>>73274614
>pic related
>>73278676
>How bad was Abbott?
Not as bad as it seems. He had an excellent minister in scott morrison (now treasurer) who was given a job and did it well. There were other successes as well because he had some other good ministers and he was able to effectively govern in general.
He just fucked the overall strategy. He made key mistakes (e.g. he gave Prince Philip a knighthood) that made him seem like he just failed to understand his position and Australian politics. This was made worse by the media presence of his chief of staff, who very clearly had way too much power. This gave the impression of a PM being pushed around by his bitch wife.
There were a lot of circumstances that came together to form the impression of a man who was out of touch and wasn't really in charge anyway.
Why is Aus/pol/ so cucked?
Brit is unanimous for UKIP, USA is pretty much unanimous for Trump, yet we have cucks left right and centre here voting for the fucking greens of all parties. Sad!
>>73279216
>excellent minister
>Scott Morrison
m8 please.
>>73279290
>Brit is unanimous for UKIP, USA is pretty much unanimous for Trump
neither of these a true. Maybe leave /pol/ once and a while
>>73279290
>why the fuck do people have different opinions
>>73279290
>Brit is unanimous for UKIP
There's a good degree of meming in that.
Pay attention and you'll notice a lot of them go "Well, I totally love UKIP but I'm voting for my Conservative Europhile candidate to keep Labour out!"
>>73279317
I'm talking about /pol/you dumb nigger. The Brit on /pol/, the Americans on /pol/ and the Australians on /pol/ for their respective parties/candidates.
>>73279397
Because Australian politics is shit. Everyone is a fucking moron and there's nobody to get behind.
>muh small parties
They'll never ever ever be in power. It will ALWAYS be libs or labs.
DEMOCRACY
>>73279397
I would be with the Liberals or Family First if they weren't hellbent on destroying the barrier reed
>>73279290
Because, if you haven't noticed throughout observation from yourself, Australian /pol/tards tend to generally be less out of touch with reality and come from a wider variety of the demographical pool, while for some reason Brit and US posters come largely from low socioeconomic backgrounds
Also Burgers on this board are mindbogglingly stupid, they can't afford to have non-conformist (within the safe space of /pol/) opinions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
oiii
anyone have that webm of the aussie '''''dancer''''' that cuts open that kids face with the whip?
>>73279397
But there are Americans on /pol/ who don't like Trump. Just because they're called shills doesn't mean they don't count
>>73279294
The slimy cunt has used the budget to launch a full-blown class war and the media hasn't called him on it
The man knows what he is doing
>>73275407
so why the fuck do you want to spread weed around. Look at what booze has already done to us. Weed would just make it worse. People who need to leave their consciousness regularly are scum, no matter what the substance. Fucking grow up and change your life so you dont have to run away from it with drugs or booze or /pol/
>>73279469
> im 12 and what is this
Just stop.
>>73279509
You having nothing to back up that first statement.
Also voting for Trump over Clinton is anything but stupid.
>>73279522
Perhaps, but they're certainly not as numerous in comparison.
>>73279520
Russel Coight's All Aussie Adventures lmao
>>73279520
Russell Fucken Coight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB55VG3PUYQ
>>73279570
>im 12 and what is this
>>73279561
>a full-blown class war
Surely that is hyper-bowl m8.
>>73279600
>>73279643
>>73279569
>or /pol/
m8 you are here.
>>73279599
>Also voting for Trump over Clinton is anything but stupid.
Voting for a Soro's backed anti-European globalist is smart.
I mean putting Trump aside for a second I would rather have an Aussie /pol/ shitposter be the American President then Hillary. She is just awful from every possible angle.
>>73279715
>follow-up reaction image
LDP, cobber.
>voting for leftists
>voting for conservatives
>>73279794
Can I be President of the US please?
I'll be firm but fair.
>>73274614
>vote for the guy who's not doing anything/making stuff slightly worse for me
>vote for bill shorten
fucking tough choice mates
ill just sign my name and walk out
gonna write "gas the kikes race war now" on my lower house ballot, safe labor seat anyway
and then vote below the line in the senate and go thru and vote for every single right wing shitlord I can find on the paper
Greens fo lyf cunt!! Not even trolling, they're within 3 points of being the #1 party for under 30s. If you don't support them you're either old or a weird outlier.
>>73279715
You're right, I think they're just trying to sneak in some shit while they think it won't wash. It's a feint more than anything.
People thought so much of Turnbull but this is all just bullshit. No long-term plan, no leadership, cookie-cutter liberal tax cuts to the wealthy, and yet more game-playing.
>>73279829
>>73279715
fuck wrong one ;_;
>>73279871
Fine.
But in return I wanna see some Kangaroos shipped in and allowed to roam the Whitehouse lawn.
>>73279957
I shall make it my first order of business.
>>73278539
> 87% of seats are won from the first preference leader
> "I...I still know more than you"
>>73279841
Same, here. Though I admit there are far too many centrelink receiptants for us to win anything more than a few sanate seats.
Liberal Democrats of course
>>73278152
Sorry I'm late. I know they reintroduced work-for-the-dole and added a wait period for jobseekers. I don't remember the other changes in detail. Maybe some of them didn't pass the Senate.
>>73279509
>>73279290
Quit comparing us with other countries
America needs a Trump because their country is essentially screwed with their current government, their extremely overpriced universities, the lack of jobs and the illegal mexican problem which we essentially have none of those thing and don't forget their SJWs are 10x worse than what we get in Australia
Brits have a refugee problem, 1,400 kids got raped and they have sharia law zones whist been backstabbed by obama and the EU
We can't relate to this
Australia isn't as bad when you really look into it, but however it's increasingly getting worse and this coming election is very hard to decide which party will actually be the best for Australia, the last thing we want is having Greens opening up the borders and us having to deal with a bunch of rapefugees whilst lazy cunts all over the country are using my taxes on the legalized DUDE WEED
Am I the only one who misses Emperor Abbott?
FCKN BOMBASTIC CUNT PROBABLY SAVING A COUPLE OF SHEILAS IN A DURRY FROM A HOUSE FIRE.
>>73279083
>>73278925
On Manus island murders
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-04-19/reza-barati-death-two-men-sentenced-to-10-years-over-murder/7338928
http://www.news.com.au/national/review-finds-asylum-seeker-reza-berati-killed-on-manus-island-by-salvation-army-officer-and-png-security-guards/story-fncynjr2-1226932356054
I couldn't find anything conclusive of the rape reports, no convictions.
>What do you think this will do to kids who are in one of the most unstable periods of their lives and will most likely absorb any information given to them
Roleplaying is a stock standard empathy building technique. Claiming that being asked to consider how someone different to you might view the world is indoctrination is like saying violent video games train killers.
And the "children" involved are 13 and 14. Teenagers and much smarter than you claim.
>>73279290
Because in American white people = Republican, and not whites = Democrats
>>73277643
>I bet you're white too
white a fuck
>they are always wanting to fuck with peoples welfare bux.
they held back this budget.
>Holy shit. Is this your first election?
nah. im 29
>They will if they think it won't cost them votes.
it will definitely cost them votes
>What more do you need?
pretty sure im still getting paid the same amount.
>>73280275
I knew about the work-for-the-dole stuff. A friend's younger brother had to deal with that shit for while. Nearly got killed by some icehead with a chainsaw on a build site.
LOL at Tim Nicholls. It's like the LNP wan't to stay in opposition here in QLD
>>73280342
Abbott did very little and Malcolm has not changed their party policies ever since he took over the office.
>>73280473
Wtf I I take Vyvanse everyday and I dont do that
>>73280342
tony abbottstein and his jewish mate were the ones who shut down based pauline
>>73280557
Well first problem is that they're letting untrained, inexperienced people on build sites. What's more they let them use tools they've got no training or understanding in. Not even any OH&S training.
From what he told me the guy was on some scaffolding and just freaked out and threw a chainsaw down at him.
>>73280543
>Tim Nicholls
Is he bad m8?
I saw his pic and thought he looked more competent than Springborg
>>73277611
>leaving your gibsmedat alone
>election year
>>73280588
Abbott was a lawyer of Pauline and effectively told her to fuck off. Basically Abbott is a Pauline sympathiser but he believes she is too toxic for LNP.
>>73280360
>On Manus island murders
The asylum seekers start a riot, and someone got bashed so hard he died, in the middle of a riot.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
The Australian Government should have done more, but in the middle of a riot with such a large population, you really can't do much. Especially with PNG locals who aren't actually Australian Citizens.
>Roleplaying is a stock standard empathy building technique. Claiming that being asked to consider how someone different to you might view the world is indoctrination is like saying violent video games train killers.
You're taking people in the middle of Puberty and forcefully placing a viewpoint into them. They're not going to be able to rationally think that out when all they're focused on is sex and random pleasure.
>Teenagers are much smarter than you claim.
I agree they can be quite intelligent, I've seen it myself. However, you can not trust them to behave completely rationally at all times. This is why we have ages of consent and other policies.
>>73280779
No m8 Tony schemed to get Pauline put in prison.
Based Tone was managing the bank account of the funds used to frame her.
The story of the NBN compounds what a depressing shithole Australia is
Every single country on earth is investing in FTTP rollouts because it's the only viable tech for upgrading internet infrastructure in existence.
The politicisation and destruction of the NBN has to be one of the most baffling and frustrating things I've ever witnessed and even more so the complete lack of outrage at it from the Australian public.
You know your country is retarded when it views the upgrading of internet infrastructure of as a cost and not an investment
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>>73278152
I have put on worked for the dole which has been proven to make it harder to find work, they have allows the existence of parasite employment company's, 30'000 students missed out on AusStudy because they fucked up the system. They fucking hate university students both under and postgrad.
Hey fellow Ausfags, so lemme get this right: Liberal Nationals are like American Republicans, and Labour is like American Democrats?
Tbh, reading and watching the politics here, it's an awful mess. I know I don't have any right of input or any right to vote here, just wanna make sure I got it straight.
>>73281390
Exactly. Plus a lot of companies have replaced actual paid employed employees with essentially government slave labour. So now all those paid employees are unemployed and are now jobseekers being forced to work for nothing.
>lived in Australia for nearly 5 years
>still no idea what a double dissolution means
>>73281540
>Labour is like American Democrats
Yes pretty much. But the race pandering stuff is less common here.
>>73281540
>Liberal Nationals are like American Republicans
Yes but much more moderate. Not as much christian nuttiness and they ( a bit grudgingly but not that much) support a pretty generous welfare state and government health care etc.
>>73281665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGipyel-3I
>>73281540
Yeah basically, except our 2-party system is only maintained by voters being too stupid to put other parties first, not by institutional arrangements like primaries conducted by private parties.
>>73281726
Damn, yeah the politics here are quite a bit different than the U.S., which I expected but I figured there'd be more similarities. You can only be so many different shades of crazy.
>>73281803
>>73281726
Overall though, Australia seems pretty progressive considering. There is a lot of liberal mindset in comparison to a conservative mindset.
>>73281665
>If you live in a State
In most elections we have the whole lower house and 6 Senators for your state elected.
In a DD it's the same but with all 12 Senators for your state up for election.
>If you live in ACT or NT
There's no difference. Lower house and 2 Senate seats are elected every time.
Much of the significance of a DD election is that the whole Senate is up for grabs and Senators can be elected on a smaller portion of the vote.
>>73275285
All the people that are un-able to drink alcohol or who were alcoholics will turn into stoners.
Weed is degenerate. Smoked it when I was depressed. People told me it wasn't addictive, and it is!
Also makes you look like a Hobo. Happy I stoped.
Sorry, Royce :(
>>73274614
Greens. Voting Greens, bro.
>>73282166
>Royce
Who is Royce m8? Is a fag name.
>>73282166
>makes you look like a Hobo
Why is that m8? You just don't give a shit about grooming any more cos you stoned all the time?
>>73281955
tldr edition for comparative aus/us positions
>>73281984
Interesting. Cheers cunt
>>73282170
Shitposting has gone too far.
So, who is the Australian Trump? Or hasn't he revealed himself yet?
MAGA, Make Australia Great Again.
Who /delcon/ here? I know you're out there.
We're growing stronger!
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/super_delcon_power/
Countdown to Turnblivion
http://www.essentialvision.com.au/category/essentialreport
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/newspoll
The /delcon/ voting guide
http://joannenova.com.au/2016/04/delcons-defcons-and-elections-in-australia-2016/
Crashing this election... with no survivors
https://quadrant.org.au/opinion/qed/2016/04/mutinous-liberals-samson-option/
What is a delcon?
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/mirandadevine/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/conservatives_drooling_over_newspoll_willing_a_liberal_rout/
delcon lives matter
http://catallaxyfiles.com/2015/09/27/we-dont-matter/
How to find out if your local MP is a TRAITOR:
1. Find your electorate, enter your suburb here
http://apps.aec.gov.au/esearch/
2. Click the link to your electorate from the results. There may be more than one result, pick the first one.
3. Click "More information about the electorate". This will list the history of sitting members. The first one is the current sitting member. WRITE THIS DOWN.
4. Search this list for that member. If there's a match, your sitting member is SCUM and it is your duty to vote against them.
https://truebluenz.com/2015/09/15/list-of-mps-who-voted-for-malcolm-turnbull-in-australian-pm-spill/
If they don't appear in this list, then please support them at the election. We need to weed out the scum while still supporting true blue liberals. Note: Some of these members are retiring, so you might want to do some research.
#StopTurnbull
http://stopturnbull.com/
>>73282424
There isn't one, and we're not likely to ever get one.
Who drinking /goon/ here. Not even a poor uni student either, just out of beer and we keep a cask of red and white around for cooking.
For those of you who are NEETs, check this out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJTiRg58POk
He's an economist talking about unemployment and how to solve it.
>>73282424
The Australian Trump would have been identified at birth and kidnapped shortly afterwards.
He then would have been blood sacrificed in a ritual conducted at Frank Lowy's Sydney mansion.
>>73282424
I hoped Clive Palmer was our Trump
He's got the cash, but no charisma.
>>73282428
Turnbull most likely won't lose this election.
>>73282424
Closest would probably be Pauline Hanson.
>>73280739
if liberal keep fucking with benefits i might have to start voting labor.
>>73274614
Bill Zingers absolutely nailed the budget reply and thus has sealed my swinging vote.
>>73282428
Cory Bernardi has trademarked "Australian Conservatives".
The split will be real and will be happening.
>>73282737
>no charisma
m8 he has charisma. It is just not the good kind because he's an idiot.
>>73279201
Anyone have any nudes or shoops of the semen demon in the front?
>>73282879
Larissa Waters, she's my auspol crush
>>73282428
My local MP isn't on that list
>>73275634
What's the problem, they seem euphoric. Maybe you could be enlightened by their intelligence.
>>73282428
>delcon
Can you greentext for me what this is exactly? A few links in your post I clicked on to find out more were broken/dead
>>73274614
Oy vey, of course the Greens are the best. Australia needs to contribute more to alleviating the humanitarian disasters in the world. Think of the refugees, goys! Lets say 100 000 somalis, that sounds like a fair share for you goys... every year of course!
>>73277569
You're living in a bubble and don't know how good you have it.
>>73283055
From what I gather they're basically a splinter of the liberal party who disagree with Turnbull, seeing him as a force moving the liberal party to the left.
>>73283055
>broken/dead
Just like me inside.
>>73283195
iktfb
>>73283174
I see. So they're going to intentionally vote Labor into a minority government to get rid of Turncoat?
>>73283267
>>73279904
>push the jewish anthropomorphic climate change meme
>is against Israel
Either way they can fuck off, better dead than red(green)
Shit, wtf? Did I break it?
>>73283633
You are all over the shop m8.
>>73282597
keep up the good work!
>>73279290
We actually don't have a single party worth voting for. Many people here would argue for Liberal Democrats but just check out this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RBj57fOSVM
and see if you can get excited about that, I can't. Whatever is going on in the rest of the world politically does not seem to apply here. Maybe it is because we have it too easy here, I don't know. In my opinion everything that was good about the Australian character and people has gone now, everybody is just pretending now.
Genuinely surprised with this result considering I answered to increase military spending and activity and put my anti-abortion response as most important.
Guess that's what I get for giving a shit about the environment.
>family first on healthcare issues
Fuck.
>>73283747
>everything that was good about the Australian character and people has gone now
Fuck it lads, Australian Liberty Alliance and Derryn Hinch Justice Party are the only ones that come close to my views.
Fuck Liberal for being Globalist Packer shills, Fuck Labor for being Corrupt Union shills who drank at the SJW well, and by the power of the Rainbow Snake fuck the Greens for everything and that alliance with Gillard.
>>73283777
wrong pic
Is this good or bad? How is the Australia Liberal party?
>>73283850
The equivalent of the Tories of Britain and the Neo-cuckservatives in the US.
Bad, but by far not the worst.
>>73283747
The Lib Dems also are in favour of an open border policy that would make the greens blush. They want free movement within and between all countries.
>>73283813
>Australian Liberty Alliance
Jew front m8. Gas gas gas.
>>73283921
Well, shit.
Sorry for broken links, my shitty browser added slashes to the end.
>>73283813
I love the fact that the Political system here has alliances and shit between minor/major parties. Shit like that would never happen in the US.
>>73283809
It's still there m8, we just have not a single major party worth voting for because the Australian character is naturally apolitical and suspicious of power.
It's why we are run by such blatant weirdos.
Labor voters please kill yourselves.
>>73284090
>It's still there m8
It is dead in the cities amongst the younger generations.
Maybe the elderly and rural people are still keeping the flame lit.
Maybe not though. Greedy selfish cunts popping up everywhere now.
Does Turnbull really have the guts to call DD election while trailing in the polls?
Which political party has the "Ross Lyon will NEVER EVER win a flag" policy lads?
>>73283993
I take the Jew Front who shill Israel that recognizes the Islamic threat to Australian culture and character over Major Parties that will pussyfoot and shill diversity whilst funding Israel anyway.
>>73284212
Yes. He knows the polls are bullshit and he will still win.
Also if he hesitates it will destroy his credibility. He is already earning a reputation as a flim-flam shilly-shally bog-flog.
>>73284248
>Islamic threat
The real threat is our own socially liberal class and the economic globalists. There are fuck all muslims in Australia (though they are very shitty).
>>73284191
Nah m8 despite all the problems and pressures, among at least the Anglo-Saxon males the banter and accent is still strong.
I swear all our adolescent girls sound like they spent half their life in California however, the very worse of American Teen slang.
>>73284282
This. It's almost as if Europe is committing suicide and Labour/ Greens want to copy them.
Oh wait, that's exactly what it is.
>>73284364
>accent is still strong
No m8, everyone talks like they are on estrogen treatment.
Even I sound like a massive poofter and it breaks my heart.
>>73284339
We live next to Islamic Majority countries that are extremely poor, thinking the problems fine because they are small is the kind of thinking that led to the first London Islamist Mayor.
Our socially liberal ruling class are going out the door naturally as the West uncucks itself, the alt-right is rising throughout the world as a counter-culture movement unlike any other.
>>73283937
I'm not surprised. Culture, ethnicity and welfare seem to be irrelevant concepts to a Libetarian. We are just figures on a spreadsheet to them, either a net gain or a net loss. David Leyonhjelm is probably the most uninspiring and cold hearted politician I've ever come across.
>>73283633
It's an American website, it's not 100% accurate obviously
>>73284440
Maybe if you stopped putting dicks in your tonsils that wouldn't be a problem you fucking poof.
>>73284440
Make your tongue twice as lazy, that's the ticket.
>>73275285
So is 4chan
>>73284003
It's not bad mate
Family First and Liberals are our right wing groups
However all our parties are fairly shit, Greens and Labor been the worst
>>73284282
I'm super interested to see what happens tomorrow.
