I have some terrible news to tell you all, come closer America and Canada - make sure you listen Australia and New Zealand.
Well, you know I have been going to the doctors recently over the past few months? Well , it turns out it is really serious. I have been having problems for some time but they took a turn for the worst recently.
My children, I have Terminal Kebab. Once the parasites have finished eating my insides they will erupt from my dried up husk to find other victims.
Please, please allow me the respect and dignity I deserve in these final days by allowing me to die in privacy - it is going to be too horrible to see and I cannot bear to let you all witness me like this.
I loved you all dearly, please do not forget about me and spread the dangers of Terminal Kebab.
When I looked at Sweden I laughed and thought it could never happen to me - but I was wrong
Oh, we had some times together didn't we? Remember all the butchering we used to do of eachother back in day? The fun, fun times Exploring far flung places with my most beloved of children never far from me - we have had our disagreements but we have always been close.
But I think it was that one disagreement - the one where I spent a few years sulking in India? Yes - thats the one... I think I picked the affliction up there come to think of it - the faint aura of curry and cumin that dictates an early infection was definitely present - now it is a stench as putrid and all consuming as the blackest bile. And I, ever the fool brought it back to our fair home and spread it, I may have doomed us all.
It hurts, Australia - I can hear the muezzin in the back of my head and my mouth tastes like sour hummus. Let me rest.
Ps: Scotland, Wales, Ireland - it runs in the family, you should get yourself checked in the future before its too late.
>>73271679
EXTERMINATE
>>73271788
If you can - it would be a miracle. The crescent shaped boils beginning to cover every inch of my body burn like greek fire.
Even looking at the England flag is beginning to hurt me - I have an urge to take them all down.
God save me.
الله يبارك الملكة
dubs decides when she kicks the bucket
>>73271908
single to Lakemba please
>>73271949
NOW
>>73271679
Do you need someone to groom your stool?
Ask a Brit, they love that stuff.
>>73271908
Charlatan! Doppelganger! You shish Satan döner damned wretch, son of Koobideh and whore of gyros.
I will not let the world see me as they did Sweden and what you did to him. You ate him from the inside out! You took advantage of his naivety and consumed him till all there was left of him was kebab.
He replaced all of his favourite music to nasheeds because of you. The Somali stain on his back made life unbearable for him.
One day there will be a cure.
Remember me as young and beautiful, not twisted with late stage Nigeriosis and jaundiced from the Afghan Itch.
>>73271949
7:31 PM AEST
>>73271679
>rolepaying
>on /pol/
I'll miss you
>>73271949
Tomorrow
>>73272159
>missing a cuckold who sold her country down river
> Be London
> Elect Kebab
The Queen's death will wake the sleeping giant that is the Anglo Menace. It is the best thing that can happen for our race.
>>73272240
At least our Head of State is white
>>73271949
Never.
>>73272274
> Have huge theoretical power to fuck shit up
> Don't use it for 65 years
You miss the point of why she's awesome
>>73272240
I meant I'll miss England
>>73271949
Im betting tomorrow
>>73271949
2017
>>73271949
When England is redeemed.
>>73272345
>45
getting close, let me try that again
next monday
>>73272374
too far off, let me bring it abit more closer and precise
12am singapore time 8/5/16
>>73271949
>>73272015
>>73272074
>>73272183
>>73272345
>>73272347
>>73272354
I guess the bitch is immortal
>>73271788
I wonder if they are going to make the next Dr. Who Islamic.
>>73272405
gap has largened
8/5/16 1pm sg time
>>73272415
If repeating numbers she dies from taking the big muslim cock
>>73272447
gap has closened again, im feeling it
8/5/16 7pm
>>73271679
A great Salam Aleikum to all my muslim brother. We will conquer the world by Allahs will, Allah wills it.
Mashallah ;))
>>73272456
Britain already had a princess di from taking muslim cock
>>73272465
just abit more
730pm 8/5/16
>>73271949
later
>>73272488
BINGO
MWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>73271949
20th of April 2017
>>73271679
DAD!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
All jokes aside, this thread depressed me.
My demise accomplishes nothing! The master will have you! You will drown in your own blood! The world shall burn!
>>73271679
Don't talk like that mom, we can help! You just need a good steady diet of burgers and goga-gola and you'll be on your feet in no time!
thanks mother.
>>73271949
May 17
>>73272484
>>73272490
>>73272515
>>73272415
>>73272347
>>73272309
>>73272291
>>73272279
>>73272255
you guys can have your republic now i guess
>>73271949
12/12/2085
>>73271679
Someone add the dentist hair
>>73271949
1 month exactly
>>73271949
Exactly a year from now. Also checkem
>>73272932
fug
>>73272964
i got the dubs already m8
>>73272488
>>73271949
Tuesday
>>73271949
3017, immediately at the end of ben garrison's thousand year reich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKBGOULFAk
>>73271949
never
>>73271949
Right this very second
>>73273372
Gemany? IS that you?
That case of the Turks has not been kind to you over the years.
Those were some terrible, terrible fights we had back during those yeas.
I will not rise again I fear, there are so many minarets growing into my vital organs and calcifying them that it is an agony to move my body.
>>73271949
When Trump becomes president
>>73273020
It don't count unless you click the original comment. Queenie confirmed immortal
>>73273548
not so fast Abo
>>73273522
>>73271949
Monday
>>73271679
Are you content today to be living financially and economically on American charity, selling up the house to the Yanks when he won't pay any more charity out?
Are you content to be occupied and protected by American aeroplanes?
Are you content to be in the position of an old woman, jipped by her young relations?
You who were the greatest power on earth fifty years ago, and still can be! Why do I say, 'you still can be'?
Because, my friends, I know you, I know the British people! I know that twice in my lifetime in the world war I fought in, in the world war the younger men fought in.
We the British have put our effort, our energy of valour, of heroism, unequalled in the history of mankind edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No1ZmYiKeRY
>>73273522
T_T
It just hit me...
This really is the end of an era.
>>73273548
how do we know that, he only said dubs in general
>>73273602
the american may be right though
>>73271679
>London Has Fallen
>Big Ben goes silent for months
>London elected its first Muslim mayor
>Brexit will fail
<The funeral in Captain America Civil War with Arab kids singing
The NWO wants your country to die
>>73271949
Never.
>>73271679
Out of all the kebabs and sand niggers you chose to blame India, the place that's is literally against kebabs and sand niggers.
>>73273522
Queen dies Jan 20 next year. Screenshot
Fuck the queen, fuck the anglos and fuck the British. Thanks a lot for the benefits. I hate you all. May Allah grant me the strength to behead you all.
>>73273962
He's not just a muslim, he's a Pakistani. A nation who is still mourning the death of osama bin laden.
>>73274075
This
>>73274034
Aren't called Britcucks for nothing
>>73271949
72 hours
>>73271679
RIP IN PEACE DAD
>>73274034
you have more muslims than pakistan
>>73271949
20th of April
>>73274298
We don't.
>>73274034
Back then Pakistan did not exist, and neither did India for that matter. I seem to recall putting the yoke back on your muslim oppressors.
Triple numerics will indicate the divine right of my power to rule and live beyond what life left the terminal kebab has left me with.
>>73274034
There are more Muslims in India than there are Muslims in Saudi Arabia, England and Sweden combined.
>>73274719
triple numericals will decide the colony that will run the empire
>>73271949
RIGHT NOW.
>>73274034
>Literally give half your country away because you are so desperate for the Muslims to fuck off
>most of them decide to stay anyway
India confirmed for being the biggest losers on the planet. Even the worlds stupidest religion cucked them sideways!
>>73271949
When another terrorist attack happens in the UK
>>73274719
British east India colonized us not her.
Muslim rule in India was already deteriorating in India due to the constant attacks of sikhs and marathas (hindus)
East India company started conquering India, revolt of 1857 happened and India came under the direct control of king george and queen victoria.
They made many social reforms, established schools, universities, courts and built railways.
Pick up a history book dude.
>>73274034
Imran Khan is better than Kapil Dev
Do you think the Queen has ever been blacked?
>>73274833
Yup but we make sure they stay poor or dead.
>>73274852
I remember babysitting you for a while Singapore - or was it Straits Settlements Crown Colony?
One would suggest that we refrain from any conversation about the surrender to the Japanese either.
>>73275006
Please stop trying to kill me and my countrymen you insufferable pissant
>>73275050
Sachin Tendulkar is better than the Pakistan Cricket history combined
>>73275106
>One would suggest that we refrain from any conversation about the surrender to the Japanese either.
I don't really blame england as a whole, just english overconfidence about japs
>>73271679
Isn't Scotland havin a lot of SJW problems as well?
Islam in Wales is pretty much non-existent as far as I've heard
>>73274964
Mulsims were desperate to fuck of from us, you can see how well it turn
ed out for them by looking at Pakistan.
Hindus aren't cucks like you Brits, we have proved our mantel in world war 2 too by saving your ass.
>>73271949
when she is 105
>>73275304
Wait did the Paki actually get voted in already or is the voting still on?
>>73275304
seriously though how many muslims are in your country? if there was a war against islam in europe your country might fall into a civil war
>>73275542
14% or so
80 or 81% are Hindus
remaining are Christians, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jains, etc
>>73275139
Dravid had a better average
>>73271679
Rest easy mum. You haven't kicked it yet, conserve ya strength.
If you do go, don't look back mum, I'll stay fit as a fiddle and keep the other boys in check. I've got it covered like honey on one o' ya crumpts.
Bloody hell, what a crying shame.
I'll never let the kebab spread off those shitty Island boghole we left it in, mark my bloody words mum.
I'll be an example for the rest of em, struth, I'll be an example for the whole world.
No way.
Ah bugger, sorry about that mum, just don't worry about us.
>>73271679
ABOLISH THE MONARCHY!
DEATH TO THE CROWN!
Our work is almost complete.
Fuck you and your Tea Tax. We've never forgiven you for that bullshit.
>>73275106
Why does she look like Lady Gaga?
>>73275304
Regardless how and whom it happened. You gave a large chunk of your country to mudshits because they wanted to live by their rules. Then loads of them decided to stay and continue causing trouble.
if you weren't such cucks, you'd re-take pakistan for not living up to your expectations and pissing off completely. But you won't. Because you got cucked by some of the stupidest people on this earth.
>>73275106
she was a cutie back in the day
would have definitely banged
>>73271788
You need some more gun for kebab extermination!
EXTERMENEREN
>>73275614
That's only because Dravid was very hard to knock out, he used to come in the test matches and score lots of runs and wouldn't get out at all
That's probably why he has a better average
>>73275542
Last time a minority (sikhs) went to a civil war with Hindu (majority) most of them were burned alive. I don't think civil war will end good for muslims.
>>73275765
A large barren piece of land covered mostly with desert or hill, with a very few resources in comparison of mainland India, which already had a huge muslim majority living in it, surrounded by sand nigger countries. To be honest it was a deal of the century.
>>73275904
Dravid is an Indian too, why are you even arguing about it?
>>73276127
I'm not arguing re, I was explaining to him why Dravid had a better average rate than Tendulkar
No offense meant and Dravid is one of my favorite cricketers
>>73276077
>To be honest it was a deal of the century.
For the muslims. All you got out of it was a nuclear standoff in Kashmir, and more snackbarring in your cities.
If you had the gumption to tear up Pakistan's right to exist as a nation (on grounds of non-compliance with the stipulated conditions of the contract), and invade to take back YOUR clay, half the worlds terrorism would dry up, as would the worlds heroin trade.
Appeasement simply doesn't work. It never has. Especially with the muhamedians, who will lie to your face without a shred of concern.
You made your designated shitting bed, India. Now you can lie in it.
>>73275868
I've given up on Doctor Who but that Dalek looks cool as fuck, is it fanmade or is it used in any episodes?
>>73271679
>>73276660
What do you mean?
Indians don't have much problems compared to the kind you're getting
If you go into an all muslim ghetto in India as a hindu wearing hindu beads or something, no one will do anything to you over here
If you go into a place in UK with a muslim majority with Christian crosses, you'll be surrounded by mobs of angry muzzies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA6XcyXsxXU
>>73275399
oh shit nigger
>>73276944
double dubs
>>73276933
>Indians don't have much problems compared to the kind you're getting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Islamic_terrorism_in_India
>>73276660
Wow are you really putting the blame of Pakistani terrorism on us instead of usa, which literally gave them free weapons and china who built their nukes for them for free too.
>>73277147
Yes and most of them are terrorists from Pakistan which are indirectly funded by US and China (both of them supplied military help to Pakistan so that they could deal with the "terrorist" problem and the same equipment was being used in terror attacks desu)
>>73277147
You know terrorism and religious intolerance are two separate things right? Also after 26/11 we have stopped literally 100 of bomb blasts planned by muslim terrorists (even with a huge fucking muslim population compared to you) Even yesterday we caught 12 terrorists with bombs. We are way more better than you in curbing terrorism considering the fact that we are a 3rd world shithole with huge muslim population compared to you, surrounded by muslim countries like Pakistan and bangladesh while your Europe wasn't even able to stop Paris and Brussell attacks on even having a muslim minority and being a developed nation.
>>73277198
You ARE a stupid poo-in-loo. I'm merely pointing out that giving a vast swathe of clay to mudshits only resulted in mudshits having a base of operations from which to operate as mudshits against the people who gave them the base in the hope they'd fuck off and be mudshits somewhere else. As a cultural/political strategy to solve a problem it failed catastrophically.
Are you a mudshit, by any chance? You sound desperate to point out that India doesn't have a mudshit problem, when clearly it does.
>>73277307
A large proportion of the muslim population of India have always lived there. In other words, you gave the mudshits clay when they complained, and then some of them stayed on your clay (and are now causing problems)
The very fact that you are blaming it on the mudshits who moved to the clay you gave them proves it sucks as a strategy.
I would consider your country un-cucked if you repealed your recognition of Pakistan as a nation state and took back your stolen clay (which was taken but not paid for), and then made Islam a prohibited belief system.
He who fights with pakis should look to it that he himself does not become a paki. And if you colonise long into an shithole, the shithole also colonises into you.
>>73277491
>we don't have a huge muslim problem like you do
>why...only the other day, we stopped hundreds of bombs going off!
Is this what you call a good argument?
>>73275076
How has no-one noticed your rare flag?
>>73277661
>73277661
Let me explain the partition to you.
>British suggested partition
>mudslims were happy to be great on their own like Arabs
>India was against it
>Mudslims suggested civil war between hindus and mudslims (ratio of mudslims at that time 60% hindus 40% mudslims)
>It would have been a devastating civil war which could have existed for decades
>India agrees to partition
>Partition happens
>Hindus grows their population.
>>73278057
I've seen a couple of Seychelles goys around
Probably people got used to it I guess
>>73278073
>Let me explain the partition to you.
Stop right there, Panjeet. I'm not interested in the historicity of it. You gave away a load of clay to solve a problem. It didn't work. The problem is now much worse.
And now, instead of saying "gibz back clay", you're just squirming in embarrassment, and thinking up reasons why it wasn't your fault your entire country got made a laughing stock by some of the stupidest head-on-carpet goat fuckers in existence.
I'm not your college professor. I'm not going to sympathize with you.
Just sort out your shit, and we'll sort out ours. Saying we are worse than you in terms of Islamification is just being retarded.
>>73278683
It's funny you said that even when it was you who orchestrated the whole partition thing. Your plan was to doom both the nations and now you are mad at us of not dooming ourself like Pakistan.
>>73273522
WITNESSED
>>73275006
>>73275006
>>73275006
>>73275006
For England James?
>>73276673
Fan made unfortunately. It was made in protest to the shitty redesign done in 2010. Would have been cool to see it used in cameo as a special weapons type.
>>73276673
Classic Series, I believe it's one from the last Daley story of the Seventh Doctors series.
>>73273781
>fifty years ago
>>73278802
I didn't plan anything, panjeet. I'm just pointing out that you are a useless cuck who can't stop crying about being the victim of your own stupidity.
Seeing as how the intricacies of global politics are beyond you, I'll reduce it to an analogy you DO understand.
Imagine leaving your house to go for a poo. You know you're supposed to go over to the designated shitting street, but you had a big curry last night, and you're a bit hungover. besides, your cousin said it was OK to shit in any old street, because "it's only one shit, right?"
So you decide to shit right outside your house. You go back inside to listen to some more wailing bhangra music thinking "well...that was easy"
Later, when you go for a stroll, you notice with wry amusement that someone else has copied you, and left a turd in the road.
"Probably just shitting ironically" you think, and carry on. But by weeks end, there are hundreds of turds, and now YOUR street is a dedicated shitting street.
This is how it works. This is how shit spreads. Islam is the cultural equivalent of a designated shitting street, and by not enforcing strict use of designated shitting, you have caused another designated shitting street to come into existence.
If you give Pakistan to the mudshits, they ALL have to go live there. Otherwise, what's the fucking point? You've just spread islam to another place.
As this is what happens, you should at least clean up the new designated shitting street that you caused. But instead, you just say "well...the smell is only bad in the afternoon".
Good Job, India. You really fucked that one up!
>>73278293
https://whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/#/flagratio
594 posts on /int/. That's pretty rare.
>>73279724
Yep but they have 1,580 posts on /pol/ desu
2 days ago, Abe met the Queen.
>>73279816
The Holy See has 1,550 posts on /pol/ somehow.
I'd say that's still pretty rare.
>>73271679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJUD0rEPWM
Dad...
>>73275765
Like that faggot Narendra Modi.
I can't wait for the queen to die.
>>73279648
What I meant by "you" were the Britishers during the time of partition and not literally you.
>>73281181
It's irrelevant. I'm not arguing about what happened and how. I'm pointing out that your reaction, right now, to agreeing to lose a quarter of your huge country for ABSOLUTELY NO GAIN WHATSOEVER, is to bitch and whine and blame someone else, but do nothing about it.
>>73281403
Do what exactly, go to nuke war with Pakistan and doom all of the Earth?
>>73272488
Witnessed
>>73281700
doom all of the Earth?
>Pakistan has millions of nukes
Answer this seriously.
Do you actually believe that Pakistan has the logistic or military ability to wage a war against India (even with nukes) with a scenario where they don't get completely stuffed.
I am prepared to bet they've forgotten where they put the nuclear codes...or someones uncle sold the fissionable material for scrap.
Just attack them when they've all got their asses in the air. Trust me, no-one else is going to rush to their aid.
Vale Britain
Thankyou for being home to the Angles for 1600 years, and incubating our race before we set out yet again for more fertile pastures
You will be remembered, do not go gentle into that good night...
>>73281700
How many Indians can the Pakis kill before you wipe them all out?
Take one for the team m8
St Thomas went to you for a purpose, fulfil it and be rewarded in heaven
>>73281989
No Pakistan doesn't stand a chance against conventional or nuclear war against India. But Pakistan has a direct support from Chinese government. There nukes were built by them too. Indo-Pak war is likely to convert into Indo-China war if India invades Pakistan. And a war between one of the two major economies in Aisa will be a disaster. This is a reason why we are hoping for Pakistan to attack us first.
We have a cold start doctrine, in which if Pakistan invades us, we will be ready to occupy a region of Pakistan that will be big enough to divide it into two parts but will be small enough to prevent them to use any nukes and even if they use any nukes on Indian army even on their own soil it will be considered as a nuclear strike against india (according to our peace treaties) and we will be free to nuke them.
>>73271679
Don't give up, It's not too late!
There's a treatment, sure it's harsh on your body and you might lose your hair in the process.
But it will give you a fighting chance, a chance for survival. If not for yourself, then do it for your children.
>>73273522
Charles won't be pleased to hear this.
>>73282394
No one wants to nuke Pakistan more than us. Our hands are tied because of UN.
>>73275399
>>73275399
OH SHIT NIGGGA
>>73275399
Shes only 90 thats another 15 years of this...
UGGHHHHH
The coins are boring i want new ones
>>73280702
here is very plagurised australian versoin with the beat stolen...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLaGwie32OM
>>73271679
She's eternal mate.
