How many jobs does /pol/ have? Na me your profession/s
>>73270168
programmer
>>73270168
Student
>>73270168
NEET
Sysadmin master race
>>73270168
none
Professional cardboard mover
>having a job
>paying taxes
>funding rapefugees
>>73270168
I'm a chef at wendys that makes $130,000. I'm 6'4" with an eight inch dick.
>>73270168
I am an on-call custodian. I go to public schools in my county and do janitorial work. Occasionally, some of the milf-y teachers flirt with me. AMA
>>73270168
Journalist
>;__;
literally a janitor
I laughed at the picture and then remembered I clean toilets for a living
![spartans-what-is-your-profession[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LjCXgJH.jpg "spartans-what-is-your-profession[1].jpg")
>>73270168
AAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pizza boy and part time mechanic, hopefully making the move to mechanic and part time pizza boy soon
>Work 7 hours delivering pizza
>Make £60
>Work 30 minutes replacing glow plugs on a Vectra
>Make £60
>>73270168
Student studying engineering. Might soon have some summer employment with a company that specialises in 3d printing, which should be interesting and some good experience for the cv.
None yet but am going to college to get either a degree in business or casino management so I can become a gaming manager or some shit and screw people out of money without needing to be named shekelberg goldenstein
>>73270298
Sysadmin reporting
>>73270434
Kek
Builder with a degree in construction engineering.
Data Analyst, programmer, consultant.
>>73270168
Combat medic.
Power engineer.
>>73270168
WE4, medical.
3D Architectural Visualization
>>73270168
Accountant, future camp overseer if everything goes right.
I work for Know Your Meme as an editor and a researcher
International traffic planner reporting in
Statistician in medical research.
TAO:)
Gynecologist
>>73270168
NEET on higher rate gibmedats for "anxiety" and "depression".kek
>>73270821
How many memes do they pay your?
>>73270168
>Butcher
>Baker
>Chef
>Chinese restaurant Cashier
>Convenience store Clerk
>Waiter
>Amazon Warehouse (inbound)
>Delivery Guy
>Host
>IT Specialist
>Landscaping
>Copywriter
currently working on sticking to one thing to and getting really good at it because ive been completely burnt out by IT
OP here, Mechanical engineer and weekend windscreen repair technician. Gotta save for a new car, heavily in debt too.
>>73270168
Accounting technician studying as an accountant but done many shit jobs in past, wish I had done more studying earlier t b h. Nearly 29 now and most accountants at work my age have been qualified for a few years
JIDF
>>73270168
pharmacist
>>73270259
NEET
>>73270168
NEET.
>>73270990
I'm required to browse the website's newest memes for about 6 hours throughout the day. I gotta make sure its up to date by doing research and editing if needed I can work overtime too if I want to if I want some more stacks
approx 2500 a month if everything goes well
>>73271179
how is it
>>73271062
What was production in inbound?
I run the family business. I've proven to be quite good at this. There's also a lot of other assets I manage; housing, commercial properties, art, historical items. Two other companies have me on their non executive board.
When I was younger I was a very good skier and elite mountaineer. That was the only thing I truly enjoyed. Conscription was quite fun too, but purely by chance.
>>73271239
Have an extra meme to spend then
>>73270168
I'm a programmer.
Don't mind the flag. I'm Polish and just visiting France.
CNC machine line operator
>I babysit 30 or so lathes Mills and robots for 12 hours
>it fucking sucks but at least I only work 3 nights a week
WELCOME GOYIM, TO MY THREAD! TO MY DATA MINING THREAD!
>>73270168
NEET soon. huzzah for socialism.
>>73270168
i sit in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in high up towers and keep an eye out for wildfires in areas where automated detection systems aren't already set up.
it's great. i sit here for days at a time, only have to talk to people through a radio, and can do practically whatever the fuck i want without having to bother with not offending people.
perfect job for an introvert, i wouldn't pass it up for anything else.
>>73270990
o shit waddup
Infantry soldier
Did analytical chem at suncor but I left cause of the fire.
I signed up for mechanical engineering at NAIT, competitive entrance, once my transcripts transferred it was instant acceptance thank fucking god. Fuck this gay ass province.
>>73272025
how'd you get that job?
>>73272269
I know a guy who works as a wildlife ranger and he hooked me up.
>>73272339
that's nice. have fun anon, don't burn up or get killed by the wildlife.
>>73271921
ah yes self-reported 4chan employment data, very useful
>yes, sir, over 100 posts on a 4chan thread!
>excellenet intiative, Gorman. Google will soon be overthrown!
Radio announcer
>>73270168
master
>>73272378
The snakes haven't figured out how to get up here yet, and if they do I can always burn down the entirety of the state. I'll be fine m8.
>>73271830
How do I into your job?
>>73270298
>>73270531
Sys Admin as well for a small office.
I mostly lurk 4chan and play games all day, I rarely have to do anything besides updating software.
>>73270168
programmer, mathenatician
>>73270168
Diesel fitter
>>73270168
Online poker player
None
Mortgage advisor
nice try NSA
Mortgage adviser
>>73270168
i'm an OSHA inspector.
And i'm able to close a business if f.e there's to many cockroaches
>>73270330
>that makes $130,000. I'm 6'4" with an eight inch dick.
you sure do
Dockworker. Just a lift monkey.
>>73270168
Going into Computer Security.
Health Care Assistant on a Psychiatric ward
Anyone work in Biomed or something related to it?
>Responding to datamining threads
Oh well.
I'm an Editor.
The general conclusion you should get from this OP, is that we aren't actually neckbeards with low IQs.
Tell your masters to be afraid.
I work as a marketer for a company importing wines.
>>73270168
PhD candidate in Computer Science.
>>73270168
document sorter
Psychotherapist
glassblower reporting in
I make money off degenerates
Human resources.
It pays the bills.
web developer monkey
>>73270168
Historian
>>73270298
>>73270531
>>73272486
How do you guys not get bored.
Sysadmin sounds like such a dumb passive job. please elaborate I'm looking to get in the IT field myself.
>>73273858
>new business needs "that guy for all the computer stuff"
>sit in your office all day long
>fix a printer once in a while
>install some neat looking managing software on your pc and show it off to your boss saying that applying the software to the entire business would increase revenue by 2%, collect praise and a salary raise
>flirt with the blonde secretary who constantly comes into your office because she can't change the font in a Word document
>browse 4chan 50% of your work time
that's how I imagine sysadmin life
Science teacher.
>>73274062
See that's the thing I am pretty awkward so flirting isn't going to happen for me and I don't like lying :(
My job title is electrical engineer, but I'm a computer systems engineer.
I program microcontrollers.
>>73274197
it's not lying, it's just putting a thick layer of sugar on it! everyone likes sugar!
>>73274062
more like
>sit in your office
>dont get paid shit because corporate doesn't care about IT
>everyone thinks youre disgusting because you're fat as fuck
sysadmin is a meme. The only people who do it well live in front of a computer. The best you will get is working for the government.
>>73270168
Accounting Firm Employee.
...I am definitely not jewish.
>>73274252
>>everyone thinks youre disgusting because you're fat as fuck
I don't have that problem
>>73270168
Funeral Director.
Fucking a coworker on the embalming table is fucking great.
He has a nice dick, too.
>>73274316
Well you're german so I would assume you're a skinny beta male who is a klv or lets muhammed fuck his wife.
>>73274252
>>everyone thinks youre disgusting because you're fat as fuck
shit physique dyels aren't even human beings
>>73274373
still wrong
>having a wife
ayy
>>73270168
I get payed to fuck around with batteries n' sheeeit at the Wollongong innovation campus.
>>73270168
CPA
It's boring but pays the bills. Few things beat a Western salary in a frontier country.
>>73274366
zombie pls go
>>73274496
Why the fuck am I showing up as a dirty Thai?
I'm posting from Lao.
>>73274062
I do most of this at home already
But how the fuck do I even find/get an IT job to begin with?
It seems like literally the only way is having a friend of a friend put in a word for you, e.g. nepotism.
Should I get a CCNA, et al before I graduate with a 2-year degree, or after I graduate?
>>73274553
Come do my taxes, I need someone. I lost 30% to the government in America. IN AMERICA
>>73274476
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. But germany is cucked as fuck.
>>73270168
Professional NEET
>>73270168
diplomat of a middle eastern country
>>73274622
Become a trans "woman".
>>73274710
.. I love you Poland.
Data Cuck
>>73270168
programmer in state government, side-job as teaching assistant at my alma mater
>>73273030
Are you still here?
What's it like working on a psych ward?
>>73270168
Officer at the Luftwaffe & aerospace engineer
>>73270168
Professional Troll.
Hated by many Russian Special Services.
>>73270168
I'm a gay prostitute but I service black people for free as reparations.
>>73270168
Network Engineer.
Meaning I surf 4chan about 4-5 hours out of my work day.
watchful warehouse tyrant
High school maths teacher
>>73274808
I forget to tell i am a fellow sculptor aswell.
look at all these wagecucks not gettin them neetbux
I work the night shift at the University of Birmingham.
Can National Action fags please stop spray painting swastikas and hanging their fucking flags on construction cranes? I'm a fellow /pol/ack and I have to clean that shit off you mongs.
>>73270168
Burger who would not know why that pic is funny if not for /pol/ reporting
>>73270168
NEET
Mayor of London
allahu ackbar
>>73274629
>But germany is cucked as fuck.
your wihsful thinking is cute, but Ameriland is definitely the more cucked of the two
we do not have federal gay marriage and legal weed yet
>>73270168
test analyst
>>73275052
What do you do on nightshift?
Is it your full-time job or just a student job?
>>73275052
Sure thing, rabbi.
Work for a pest control company (inb4 race traitor) that my uncle owns. I do nothing but telling people to do how shits done. Love my job and have a great income out of it.
I work in a freezer driving forklifts, at least I can listen to my headphones while I work
>>73275173
Is your boss an impatient prick?
>>73275130
I mostly sit in the security building monitoring CCTV, but I do have to go on patrol and sometimes take care of rowdy students going home from the Student Union.
Never went to uni mate. But if I did, I would actually go here.
>>73275271
Sounds comfy.
>>73275233
I see my manager maybe once a night and we barely ever talk.
Project Coordinator for commercial HVAC company in washington dc.
Pays's good, but fuck this city is expensive
Does your job effect the kind of women you're able to date /pol/?
>>73272025
How can I move to Australia and be like you?
>>73270168
Master of History with specialization in archival science but being an archivist was boring as fuck and was basically killing me so I became welder/ industrial isolations fitter
>>73275360
It is, for the most part. Browsing the chans nearly all night, watching Trump speeches. Life is good, fitness is a requirement for the job, so I'm a pretty big guy, although my paycheck could be higher.
>>73270168
electrical engineer, computer engineer, carpenter, master botanist, "drug" lord
come at me bros.
>>73270168
I work part time while studying, doing what essentially is data entry with a bit of matching addresses between databases.
It's soul suckingly boring but my boss is chill and I should get a good reference out of it because of my mediocre SQL and general computer skills impressing my boss and co-workers.
I'm a student. History and political science. Don't have a job for now, don't need one. Recently moved out of my parents house, living with two roommates, and I have enough money saved up to take care of living expenses.
I've never had a "real" job, only did tutoring and basic stuff like babysitting when I was a teen.
>>73275519
Don't have to move to Australia to do it, my job is somewhat of a rarity here. In the US there's massive amounts of forest that need firespotters because the feds are too braindead to set up detection systems.
You might have to move out into the country, but it's worth every minute. I don't know exactly how you can get a job doing this in the US, but I'd bet going to your nearest wildlife reserve and befriending some blokes there will get you started.
>>73275514
Mine used too. Im >>73275419 im blue collar and people in my city look down on that.
I was able to get married to a solid 7 that is worth at least $10 million though, so it worked out.
I'm a brewer for a brewery in Southern California. It's nice.
>>73270168
Nurse
AMA
>>73270168
Bioinformatician.
>>73270434
Made me kek, love you aussiebro
>>73270168
Pore ass student.
>>73274806
Still there
pretty fun desu senpai, the pays poor but already paying into my pension (NHS). Work in a crisis unit so we used to get a lot of people with psychosis and a couple of schizophrenics who were great to work with. Now its mostly people with 'depression' looking for housing or people with Personality Disorders just blocking beds.
This job also ruined the liberal outlook I was taught to love.
Highschool student (In Belgium Highschool is from 18 to 22 so not underage you USAfags) with a part-time job in Plopsaland to pay the bills.
Overnight Walmart. I make $15/hr.
As someone with no GED and IL being in my 30s, this is the best job I will ever be able to get.
Student and also a part time closer at McDicks
Not allowed to say, military research.
>>73270168
i'm killing it at wendys
>>73275871
How did you manage to meet her?
I ask because I work a data cuck job that screams "lack of ambition" to anybody who actually gets an idea of what I do. I feel so pathetic doing this job despite how easy it is.
>>73270168
phd student in CS, staff position at university.. essentially coding and data analysis.
>>73276050
That's interesting. Where abouts are you? (I understand if you don't want to say)
Tbh I've considered admitting myself to a psych ward a couple of times but each time I tell myself I'm just being a pussy or something.
Med student here
>>73274653
Bullshit. Prove it.
>>73276132
They missed the "G" after that "K"
Videographer
Doctor, doing radiology internship.
>>73274842
Thanks anon
>>73276207
London
Whats your problem? I have no medical training but I can give general advice
>>73270168
GP Physician in a small town..
Love it, no stress, prescribe nothing but tramadol and amoxicillin all day...
>>73270168
I tell people to turn it off and on again for a living
>>73273858
>Browse 4chan all day
>Do a Nessus scan once a week
>Fix printers and other stuff
It's comfy as fuck
Pmel/metrology
>>73275713
>still chose the mazda
whats it like knowing everyone knows your a faggot when ya pull up?
smdh
>>73275918
How do you talk your way into Dilaudid?
>>73270464
I've also worked as a mechanic, good luck
>>73275912
which one? went down to hangar last week, it was nice.
I own a block yard and 4 block plants, during my off time I build bugout/fallout/shtf/ bomb shelters. Im starting to build tiny houses to ship to California as well.
>>73276336
I'm in London too. I've just been not very well mentally for some time I think and suicide seems at this point to be more of an inevitability than anything else. It's probably just a disorder like you mentioned that I've failed to overcome. I just have zero comprehension of how to enjoy life and have been like this for a while now, to the point where I am finding gradually fewer reasons to stay alive. Reasonably speaking I doubt going to a psych ward will help me and will probably only confirm my suspicions and thus maybe make things worse, or I'll just feel embarrassed being there when the other patients are legitimately schizophrenic or drug abusers or have been physically harmed etc as children. I've considered taking beta blockers or some form of anti-depressants but I feel like it's admitting defeat or acting in a way that is childish and dependent. Anyway this isn't really related to the thread and I guess this is technically a shitpost given the context.
>>73276134
I went to adopt a dog, and she was volunteering at the dog shelter. I thought she was cute and they needed more volunteers so i signed up.
>>73276841
Are you the same age? How old were you when you met?
>>73276479
Its a corvette, even my wife knew that.
Are you a woman?
>>73276942
I was 25 when we met, and im 3 years older.
>>73276730
If you're going to go out, go out with a """bang""" and possibly leave London a better place, leave some form of legacy behind by removing a kebab or 2.
>>73276510
Glad you liked it. Pretty uncanny that you guessed right.
>tfw no beard in a bearded company
>>73276730
i feel legitimately sad reading this. i hope you find joy, anon. i really do. but i won't consider you a coward or anything if you kill yourself. if a man doesn't want to live that's his right and in a world like this, with what we've done to our culture, i can see how that's a conclusion that is easy to arrive at.
godspeed either way.
>>73276730
Well its a shitpost but you're not Australia so you're fine.
Go to your GP and explain it, GPs are getting pretty good regarding mental health.
I'll be honest you wouldn't come onto an acute ward unless you made a serious attempt, and the current situation on most wards I've visited wouldn't help you too much either. Way too many attention whores and people who are looking to settle in and get comfy, you'd have to be careful not to learn bad habits.
>>73276581
>tiny houses
No disrespect to you but I want this trend to die. There's a development near my house that's being marketed as "luxury trailer park" something and it's tiny houses. Pls don't gentrify my city pls ;-;
>>73270851
Routing refugees to the proper rape facilities.
>>73270168
investment banker
I investigate fraudulent insurance claims. My caseload is 80% Muslims 10% Eastern Europeans (mostly Romanian), 5% British chavs and 5% Pikeys.
>>73275817
>double licence
>>73275172
>inb4 race traitor
>>73275918
Do you wash up to the elbows?
http://blogs.channel4.com/factcheck/did-nhs-scrap-washing-rules-for-muslim-staff/1828
I'm a freelance web developer, currently charging £300 a day but should really be higher
usually take a week off every month
>>73270168
Town Rapist
>Puerto Rico
>Jobs
And i ain't working for minimum wage on a fast food restaurant.
>>73274252
>dont get paid shit because corporate doesn't care about IT
I had that problem, overworked, underpaid. But then the servers crashed while I was on holiday. CEO shit his pants, gave me a raise and told me to hire some minions to do my bidding.
>>73270168
Used to be a general contractor now I'm an electrician in the IBEW
>>73270168
Junior level IT lackey, mostly deal as the face of the old antisocial network administrators towards the common staff. In other words I'm an errand boy.
