> Eating hamburgers on the street next to an executed person.
> Tijuana, everyday life.
Fuck it, sometimes I want to believe that I live in the safe place of town, but I can't even leave the battery of mi car in it or someone stealing it. Happened twice in a month.
Fuck my life.
>>73255093
Yo tengo un pequeno pene y mi madre tiene relaciones sexuales con los personas de negro en mi cama miemtras jugo el Xbox
>>73255093
>mexicoland
>>73255520
I know very little Spanish but I understood almost all of this
Mexico is just a parody of civilization
It's like the Onion News of countries
>>73255782
he asked if he fucked niggers he met on xbox in return for a ''pequeno pene'' right?
>>73255093
they steal the battery out of your car? You ever chain down the hood?
I had a truck I did that with in Mexico, but I swear I was the only guy who did.
>>73255093
What the hell man
Not even Rio is that bad,and Rio is pretty bad outside of the south side
>>73256136
Actually I did, but they cut the chain, and the chain I had put in the battery too. They're experts at it. They live off stealing car batteries and reselling them to businesses that sell used car batteries.
Mexica and Brazil really scary me
>>73255093
That sucks mexi-bro
Meh
>>73256387
Weld it shut a little bit so you can hear a grindsaw going if they try to get in (is there any other way to get in? probably not) and then a mechanic can grind it off to get inside. But cars are made of plastic now, so who knows
>>73255093
goddam
those hamburgers must be that good
>>73258357
>>73255093
>Just Mexicana things
Move to based Juarez, we no violent nao
Why don't Mexicans try to fix their shitty country instead of coming to the US and ruining our country?
>>73255093
Why don't you just Make Mexico Great Again instead of complaining about it
>>73256127
Sorta. "I have a small penis and my mom fucks niggers in my bed while I play xbox"
Another Tijuanafag reporting in
AMA
