How'd I do?
>How'd I do?
Shit
Anyone not in the upper left of the blue square is a faggot.
Lets make this meme happen guys! Ron Paul for Trumps Secretary of State!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1RG10gZ_toU
>>73247396
A tick down and a few to the left is the true redpill.
>He doesn't believe in an economic safety net for his countrymen
>Redpilled
R8 me
>>73247626
>believes in government right to confiscate hard-earned income of his fellow countrymen to redistribute to plebs and single mothers
>Redpilled
This is practically fascism in leafspeak
>>73248053
>He believes the government doesn't
>Redpilled
>>73247954
7/10. Could use a bit more authoritarian.
>>73247169
lel. you are a retard.
Rate me lads.
>>73248810
Nice. Literally Hitler/10
>>73247169
you chose poorly
Death to the bourgeois desu senpai
A little upset to end up on the left in this test now but I don't take the results seriously
Deep purple master race
>>73249127
Colonel Sanders is in the wrong spot, he should be where the abortion hippie is.
>>73249060
Great job, you believe in political philosophies that can't even exist
>>73249127
>Adams, Jefferson, Franklin and Washington all had the same political views
Wew lad, into the trash
>>73247169
the best
>>73250217
forgot picture
>>73247396
So I'm a faggot then?
This is pretty much the perfect position. Not libertarian degeneracy, but not tyranny. Not socialist, but not teenage Randian "hurr durr free market solves everything" idiocy.
>>73248685
This is nonsense. Progressivism is not right wing, it should be on the left. Same with Anarchism.
>>73247169
Looks good to me
Rate
I don't still have the screencap, but I got 0.0 on left/right and -3.5 on libertarian/authoritarian.
Not a Nazi
Nolan Charts are stupid. Political alignment is way too complicated to be reduced down to two axes.
You're all a bunch of rubes.
I'm a fascist and a national Libertarian who flirts with Syndicalist Corporatism.
Basically I believe the vast majority of regulations should be abolished, I believe there should be tariffs and the like to even the playing field but free and fair trade is good.
Basically I want a collectivist Capitalism where the people are united in will through the syndicates but are still autonomous entities working for the good of the All.
I am a traditionalist and in a sense a progressive. I believe we should be progressing and advancing our state and culture artificially but I do not believe progress is linear.
I personally believe some atavism is needed, once we re-establish our traditions we can grow and expand them and make them that much more pragmatic.
Basically in this manner I am an active progressive who see's state involvement in order to bring social Darwinistic improvement as ultimately something to be strived for.
As for gays and all other countercultures and subcultures, they should be crushed and destroyed, being consumed by the identity of the state.
Man must unite, all differences that bring no efficient improvements should be eradicated.
Therefore everyone should follow the same religion, as for race Homogenity should be the only way.
Basically I am a Fascist, I am a Fascist because fascism is the most efficient system.
>>73255235
Nice paragraph there.
took this again a few days ago
r8 me
>>73249060
No wonder the "bourgeois" aren't dead, the people who want them dead are a bunch of limp wristed hippies.
>>73255053
>I just want to smoke weed
Jesus christ am I that 1-dimensional? Do I even belong here /pol/?
>current year
>still using the political compass
step up senpai
>>73247169
>>73249060
>>73255515
DUDE WEED LMAO, wants everyone to share, doesn't want to force people to do it. Literally impossible, probably underage or retarded.
>>73247396
>>73247954
>>73248392
>>73248810
>>73254698
Looking good patriots
>>73253414
>>73249023
You're still salvageable, watch the Money Masters documentary as a start if you haven't.
>>73253414
>>73254471
>>73252082
>>73249081
This is close to GOAT, I'd give a little more to authoritarian, though. The state needs to be able to carry out its goals effectively, but I get the concerns about state power. 9/10
>>73255235
kinda autistic desu, also your graph doesn't reflect what you wrote.
>>73250272
>>73253369
Don't tread on me pls
>>73255861
Again, for the most part the economy is free with no harmful restrictions and no welfare and the like.
Socially the state would also be totalitarian, the syndicates allowing for an even more thorough influence on the people.
It might not seem as if they match but an understanding of fascism proper as it was and is in theory and practice quickly resolves the issues.
>>73255861
What's that site with from the pic again? I don't have my results saved
Any other interesting political tests?
>>73247169
borderline autistic, i'm sorry
>>73255861
What test is this?
>>73256162
>>73256251
There's also the 5 Dimensional Political Compass
>>73256590
>>73256251
http://politicaltest.net/en
>>73256162
Yeah, I think it's because fascism is poorly represented on these charts.
About what you wrote: to some extent welfare is good for meritocratic advancement of the state imo. Consider something like a "starving Einstein." Education and self-improvement should be taken from state funds because it's one of the best investments the state can make in its future. I also don't agree with "crushing subcultures" as much as actively discouraging them. I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that shit. I agree that homogeneity is desirable as it improves social cohesion, though I worry you're giving up too much "diversity" for that goal. I see where you're coming from though and agree mostly.
>>73256251
>>73256590
http://politicaltest.net/en
http://www.abtirsi.com/quiz2.php
These two are GOAT.
>>73256251
>>73256590
Here:
http://politicaltest.net/en
Take the normal version.
How'd I do /pol/ ?
>>73256872
Is this translated to English from another language?
for those who dont know how the compass works
the top two squares represent boot lickers and the bottom two squares represent people who do or do not understand economics depending on the square
>>73247169
If you're on the left side you're basically a nigger with a malfunctional economic philosophy. If you're in the blue, you're basically a sandnigger who worships the quran.
>>73257017
German I think
>>73257017
I believe its originally German
master race reporting in
>>73256984
I see pretty much no advantage to diversity that doesn't come with a major negative.
As for cases of "starving Einsteins" shouldn't we consider the fact that the people with the highest IQ are for the most part in every country the people with the most wealth?
Even in tribes in Africa, the most intelligent man has the most cattle and the like.
As far as I'm concerned if you are so intelligent you should be able to pull yourself upon the ladder of meritocracy, your family and your fellow citizens of their own will can help you further as they see fit.
Basically my belief is in a social Darwinist model of nationalist ultitarianism, where the value is not aggregate happiness/pleasure but aggregate efficiency/productivity in terms of economic growth and refinement of the the people of the nation.
>>73257477
i bet youre a hit at parties
>>73255861
>>73257662
you dont love your country? what the fuck is wrong with you pinko
>>73257741
I'm a patriot, not a nationalist. I love the soul of my country.
>>73258009
>i love the soul of my country
thats code for "im a communist spy"
Honestly surprised I'm not more authoritarian, nationalistic, or militaristic.
>>73258094
The opposite actually. I love what american stands for and what it is: a government beholden to the people, rights self evident, government exists to secure those rights.
If my country ceases to be that ideal it's no longer my country and i'd fight to restore said ideal. Liberty or death, or whatever.
rate me edgelords
>>73257477
Diversity of viewpoints? Experiences? That shit is mostly a meme, but not entirely.
>As for cases of "starving Einsteins" shouldn't we consider the fact that the people with the highest IQ are for the most part in every country the people with the most wealth?
So you're advocating for dynasties? Basically for there to be at least two different classes of people? Never thought pic related would be so apt.
>social Darwinist
I can get behind this
>nationalist
I'm still with you
>utilitarianism
And here's where I get off the autism train, virtue ethics 4 lyfe, economics isn't all that matters in someone's life.
>>73257539
>>73257312
top bantz, top-tier chart
>>73255235
>national Libertarian
>literally max authoritarian
more like politically uninformed
>Basically I want a collectivist Capitalism where the people are united in will through the syndicates but are still autonomous entities working for the good of the All.
>I want FANTASY
>why should I have to acknowledge reality! lame!
>basically I am a faggot
>>73247169
Hello
>>73247169
Am I /pol/ approval?
>>73258441
i guess im a centrist based on your chart
>>73258427
>Anarchist
>Anthropocentric
Other than that, pretty good.
>>73258427
breddy good senpai, just gotta realize that the people you put in charge should be able to run shit
>>73259505
Almost certainly not /pol/ approved, but *I* approve you, Anon :)
We even share the same square:
>>73255515
>>73259505
>>73259608
>being in the green
>being essentially anarchist while calling others out for centrist viewpoints
>being an envirocuck
commit suicide desu
>>73253152
Anarchy is no government and that portion of the square is less government.
>>73255607
That's where I am too, taken the test multiple times.
We don't necessarily not belong here
>>73259742
im fine with the people in charge runnin shit, i just think they shouldnt be able to do what the people dont want them to and shouldnt be in charge of me, but instead in charge of my country
>>73259794
>gun jesus
>some losers
>who wins who dies
who wrote this like it makes sense
if ian died he would just resurrect in 3 days anyways
r8
>>73261216
status: my nigga
>>73261501
Links to these tests?
Done the Political Compass, politicaltest.net, isidewith and MBTI but not the rest.
>>73261216
We would get along.
>>73262150
http://pastebin.com/18Aprjd1
>>73248810
>>73249023
>>73249060
>>73249081
Where the fuck is the test for this one?
>>73262627
http://politicalcompass.org/
>>73262667
Thanks dude
I always ask myself what the fuck I'm doing here
>>73261501
Also made some autistic sheet
>>73248685
Top middle = baysd. Fuck the rest.
>>73262384
Thx.
Just took this one:
http://www.people-press.org/quiz/political-typology/
Results = pic related. Not at all sure I'd agree but eh, p. short test.
>>73248810
G88M88
Just retook the political compass test but purposely answered every question like a complete and total asshole. These were the results.
Hello /pol/, Obama here
>>73266732
Literally the first time I have ever seen someone in the red for one of these
>>73248685
stop posting this retarded shit. Activism is not an ideology and nationalism isn't right or left wing, both a socialist and capitalist can be nationalists
>>73247169
What's a nationalist traditionalist
rate me
anything in the blue square is ok
R8 me
>>732695 5/10 too much authority
>>73269843
SVP?
>>73270104
Of course
>>73270182
Good.
knew it
Know it as well
>>73248685
how the fuck can you put fascism in there when there is no real consensus on what it actually means
I am anti-totalitarian and think economics should be as left as possible but the government should have the power to intervene.I am agnostic, pro-abortion and pro-gun rights.These fucking tests put me into the category of marxists.What the fuck?
As long as you're authoritarian right or left your good with me, otherwise take lovely trip to gulag
>People near the top posting om 4chan
You do realize that such a state would ban this website, right?