Meet the new Han Solo
Alden Ehrenreich. This faggot Jew will be the new Han, or is it HAND, Solo.
IS /POL/ EVER WRONG ABOUT THE JEW?
Ehrenreich was born to Sari and Mark Ehrenreich, both Jews. He is from a Jewish family (from Austria, Hungary, Russia, and Poland), and was raised in Reconstructionist Judaism.
>>73240247
harrison ford is a kike too, dipshit
>>73240247
Oy vey, could you give the Joo thing a rest for one night?
>>73240363
and a real one too since it comes from is mother
>>73240247
>Hollywood
>not expecting peak kikery
>>73240247
>5'8"
fucking manlet. Ford was 6'1" as Han Solo
This guy wouldve been a better pick
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>>73240247
>harrison ford is a kike too, dipshit
Never said he wasn't. But at least he's not a FAGGOT KIKE
/TV/----->
>>73240247
Thank God I grew up and don't concern myself with movies for children.
>>73240247
He was great in Hail Caesar. I'm okay with this but I wasn't planning on giving them my money anyway.
>>73240247
I smoked weed with HF.
>>73240449
the only reason they are hiring a manlet is because he is a shlomo
>>73240539
Maybe they want to use a shorter guy to play jewbacca so they need han to be shorter too
>>73240363
>Harrison Ford's a jew
I came here to post this
But instead I'll post this:
>op is a fag
>>73241051
>cast Peter Dinklage as Chewbacca
>freak the fuck out and cast manlet as Han Solo to counter-balance
>>73240247
The thing /pol/ fails to realize (because they believe a 100 year old hoax about Jews), is that the important part about his linage to Hollywood, is not that he is a Jew. but that he is Hungarian.
>>73240247
>>73240363
>harrison ford is a kike too, dipshit
>>73240561
>Never said he wasn't. But at least he's not a FAGGOT KIKE
>>73241054
>>Harrison Ford's a jew
>I came here to post this
>But instead I'll post this:
>>op is a fag
Sure am. OldFag at that
>>73240247
>>73240247
Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's bat mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg, when Spielberg saw a short comedy featuring Ehrenreich.
Ehrenreich has described the comedic performance he gave in the movie as: "I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt."
The meeting with Spielberg led to acting roles
>>73240247
>watching the galactic Jew
>>73240875
Pics nigger.
>>73240880
no, no it's not.
Are you aware that 5'8" is in the band of 'average', you know that Americans aren't generally over 5'9"... right?
>>73240247
Appearntly when he was 13 he did a "funny video" for a friend of his when she was having her bar mitzvah. Spielberg was in attendance and picked him out and coddled him to be an actor. Thus you have your new Han Solo.
>>73241722
>no, no it's not.
>Are you aware that 5'8" is in the band of 'average', you know that Americans aren't generally over 5'9"... right?
Try again AusFag.
Avg American Male is 5'10"
>>73241824
>Appearntly when he was 13 he did a "funny video" for a friend of his when she was having her bar mitzvah. Spielberg was in attendance and picked him out and coddled him to be an actor. Thus you have your new Han Solo.
Apparently you didn't read the thread
>>73241518
>Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's bat mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg, when Spielberg saw a short comedy featuring Ehrenreich.
>Ehrenreich has described the comedic performance he gave in the movie as: "I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt."
>The meeting with Spielberg led to acting roles
>>73241722
You've never been to Texas have you Manlet?
>>73240247
some /pol/lacks just have a sexual fetish for pointing out a when someone they don't like is a Jew. Maybe they get off to the idea that they are always getting cucked by Mordecai.
>>73241951
Fuck off nigger. I was typing before I read your gay post.
>>73240247
gay jew here. That's the cutest gay jew they could find? man, i guess we really are all uggos.
>>73240247
Also reform jew here. recinstructionists are literally atheists and you don't have to be THEIST to be jewish but you DO have to be agnostic. To me they aren't even jews.
>>73242046
>Fuck off nigger. I was typing before I read your gay post.
Dude... It took you 4+ minutes to type 3 sentences.
Ok, Rakim
>>73241884
wow, 5'10", positively a tower. i am awestruck by the massive difference. wow. huge. immense.
>>73241693
No pics. He was shooting film. We were smoking weed. He figured out what apartment we were in by counting floors then windows. Knocked on door and was let in to smoke bong hits while Numan vinyl played on hi-fi in fridge. Zero film talk as we were not sci-fi nerds. Totally un-Jewed Jew. PA was sent to fetch him. He came back a few more times. Probably appreciated the fact we couldn't care less about pop culture kino. This was in Maryland Staat.
>>73242137
>Also reform jew here. recinstructionists are literally atheists and you don't have to be THEIST to be jewish but you DO have to be agnostic. To me they aren't even jews.
Only Jew I'd ever even consider as a friend is a Messianic Jew. All others I never relax around.
>>73242480
Um they are evangelistic. that's heretical....
>>73242371
>tfw 6'4"
>tfw not tall enough to be a freak but not short enough to be a manlet
>>73241992
is that 6", lying down?
>>73242371
That's some weak bantz
>>73241518
>when Spielberg saw a short comedy featuring Ehrenreich.
I flew in premiere class from Las Vegas to the NY metropolitan with him as a child. He is a fucking creeper. Heavy faggot freak aura surrounded him.
>>73242541
>Um they are evangelistic. that's heretical....
Messianic Jews are the only sect that believe Jesus was The Messiah.
ALL other sects believe he was just some guy; one who got what he deserved.
>>73242793
They believe he was a warlock deceiver.
>>73242137
>you don't have to be THEIST to be jewish but you DO have to be agnostic. To me they aren't even jews.
OK, Schlomo Shekelstein.
I have a picture of YOUR god in my wallet.
>>73242793
I think he was a good person who tried to to good things but he was not the messiah. I don't think he "got what he deserved".
>>73243227
Um we don't know what Hashem looks like, we don't even know Hashem's name hence we call Hashem, Hashem, meaning, the name.
>>73242919
Warlock was awesome! But was Warlock Deceiver a band rebrand?
>>73243264
..Bal'aam? Fuck off Juif.
>>73243318
300 million Amerikanische guns will be looking for you so very soon.
>>73243314
>we don't even know Hashem's name hence we call Hashem, Hashem, meaning, the name.
Exactly. You are afraid to give him a name. And why is this? There is power in a name. The last thing most Jews want is to give Power to Jesus.
We know you.
You reveal yourself with your actions.
>>73240247
Harrison Ford is Jewish. What's your point faggot?
>>73242374
Too specific to be false. That sounds dope as shit family.
>>73241992
I'm a native Texan and I'm 5'6
Sad day in Star Wars history...Anthony should have been picked.
>>73243696
>Harrison Ford is Jewish. What's your point faggot?
wut?
>>73246160
You know as well as I the avg here is about 6'1
>>73242374
>shooting in Maryland
that would have been when he was shooting Patriot Games, right? They supposedly shut down half a city to film a car chase on the real city streets
>>73240247
If they just needed a faggot, I think Milo would have been a better choice.
>>73247119
The average hight for Texan male is 5'8".
look it up.
>>73240247
The real question is why the fuck are they doing a Han Solo movie at all? He really, really doesn't need one, the character is already as cool as can be and this will only serve to destroy the mystery and suave of him.
I wouldn't mind a movie starring Ford that delves into his adventure between the trilogies though.
You know I'm really offended that they didn't cast a black woman to fill in the spot as Han Solo.
>>73247912
There was an entire trilogy of Han Solo books written in the very early EU days (early 80's?) by a don't-tread-on-me-snekman
I remember one of the books he was attacked and shot a guy with a holdout blaster and the corporate sector cops sent him to a prison planet because owning lethal self-defense items was illegal.
Also there was an alien that looked like Big Bird from Sesame Street with a laser canon under its wing
>>73248096
>gay black Israeli tribeswoman who don't need no missus.
Is that so much to ask?!
>>73240638
>star wars is meant for children
JEW JEW BINKS GTFO
>>73248238
>>73243696
>Harrison Ford is Jewish. What's your point faggot?
Another retard to lazy and/or dumb to read the thread.
>>73241722
>Are you aware that 5'8" is in the band of 'average', you know that Americans aren't generally over 5'9"... right?
>>73242371
>wow, 5'10", positively a tower. i am awestruck by the massive difference. wow. huge. immense.
>>73242599
>is that 6", lying down?
>>73247828
>The average hight for Texan male is 5'8".
>look it up.
Anon Ausfag confirmed for height obsessed manlet.
Hey faggot, try hanging upside down for a wile. Maybe that will make you taller.
If that doesn't work, try hanging from the neck.
