Why are Americans so bland? They have no culture at all. They remind of a slice of white bread, flavourless and thick.
Discuss.
>>73226236
>>73226728
Just proving my point, Abdul Muhammed al-shabi
The ironic thing is times were never good in Russia.
>>73226906
>>73226236
OUR CULTURE BABY
We have our God, guns and drones.
>>73227157
Burgers are German. You steal everything from Germans. You people are uncreative buffoons
>>73226728
>gamergate
How in the flying fuck is this even remotely related to Gamergate?
Do they just blame Gamergate now for everything anyone ever does that they don't like? Do they blame Gamergate when the auto mechanic overcharges them?
>>73227259
And yet our culture has completely dominated most of the western world.
As soon as your country gets a McDonald's, you belong to us ;)
>>73226236
Indoctrination from the American dream leading a large majority of them to believe in the potency of hard work and the "grind" having an ultimate result for their future prospects. This leads to similar bland 'self-improvement' attitudes held by a lot of Americans.
>>73226236
We don't have a rich cultural history like you. We're just a british colony that seceded 240 years ago. We had a better cultural aesthetic in the 1950's imo.
>>73227259
we are Germans
>>73228015
Yes, you are germs
>>73227287
Sjws and gamergate are like /pol/ and Jews
>>73228015
you are a descendant of germany, you chose to ally yourself with america, you are an american.
you are as german as the french are faggot
>>73226236
Our culture is saving your limesucking asses.
Your welcome.
>>73227287
Alternatehistory.com is a major SJW shitfest
IanTheAdmin = nigger
We face many negative reinforcements for being different in America. Blending in is key for survival in public school. Be different = weird kid = alienated.
>Discuss.
Brits are always talking about Americans. Americans rarely talk about Brits.
>>73226236
>It's an OP pretends to know shit about American culture without having read Tocqueville's Democracy in America thread
>>73228626
>American
>Culture
Pick 1
>>73227259
Actually, we stole our 2nd Amendment from YOUR "Bill of Rights of 1689".
Kind of ironic, huh?
>>73226236
I don't get threads like this. Why are you so fucking worried about us and what we're doing? I mean, if there was any substance to these accusations, you wouldn't be a salty butt-blasted, stained tooth Brit making these threads. I mean, you have the nerve to comment on "our lack of culture"... why the fuck do you even know/care what's going on with us?
>>73226236
Because our culture is normalized across the world. We're effectively the frame of reference for everyone else to show off how special they are
>>73229312
No, Jamal, that would be us.
>>73228524
>May 5th elections 1 1/2 days ago
>Entirety of /pol/ filled with /brit/pol
>Mainly American flags
Yeah sure.
>>73229374
>>73229421
You fags probably sit around and make a social event out of talking about us.
>Who's the president of the U.S.
>Name 5 U.S. actors
>Name 5 U.S. musicians
>Name 5 U.S. states
...
Do I have to keep going. I don't know shit about you guys, because you guys aren't worth knowing shit about. The only decent thing to come out of Britain in the past 30 years is Top Gear, and that angry pissed off chef.
>>73229814
And now, the Top Gear' that was made famous in GB, is OWNED by the AMERICAN company, Amazon
>>73229374
>>73229421
Just for clarification, I like you guys, but stop bitching.
>>73229814
I love America. I love the people I adore your politics it's much more well funded than over here which makes for a bigger show. That said just because you don't care about /brit/pol doesn't make it true for everyone. The frontpage of /pol/ shows that.
>>73229312
>Because our culture is normalized across the world.
Only the parts of the world that wont be there in the next 200 years.
>>73226236
If you want to what our culture is,
Just....
Listen....
To....
The....
LYRICS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQGx1H1Qh8
>>73230361
Kek
>>73230208
>Implying we're the ones bitching.
Are we playing opposite day or are you genuinely this fucking oblivious to yourself? It's amazing how many Americans like you I see on /pol/, unable to show the slightest bit of introspection, and yet the real Americans I have met and talked to don't show this level of oblivious blind self satisfaction.
Shitty divide and conquer thread. Report and move on.
>>73226236
>thick bread
Ironically the exact same thing comes to mind when I think of London.
>>73230212
I never said I didn't care about /brit/pol. I know what's relevant, because it in someway effects the larger picture. My interests are in what's going on, not what a specific country is doing. I think that's where some you guys get lost, America's reach is so far that you loose the line between information and interesting. I don't care if you're in our business, but why take the time to criticize us if we're "outdoing" your country. No offense meant by that, it's just a factual observation at the moment.
>>73230489
I didn't make the thread you tea drinking mouth breather. Never would have said shit to any of you if it wasn't for thread, which each of my posts are based. I have a lot of shit to talk about my country, but I'm not going to let you or any other foreign fuck talk shit. Murica!
>>73230997
>>73231149
>>73231149
>>73231372
Shots fired, kek.
>>73227259
News flash brit bong, WE STEAL EVERYTHING.
your food is our food, your clothes are ours, your language is ours and everybody else's food and culture is ours. we take what we want and throw out anything we don't like.
The Melting pot consumes all, we just have to control how much of each ingredient goes in at any time.
Why are Brits such fags?
I've never met one who didn't spout off some bullshit with a self agrandizing air about them.
They're soft cunts.
>>73226236
That's why you and the rest of the world eat it all day every day, right?
>>73226236
this meme does not explain why so many turd worlders live in perpetual hard times
>>73231372
the silver fox looks really swarthy here
>>73231726
I eat brown bread.
>>73226236
op is not wrong
>>73227259
Burgers were invented in Connecticut. The style of ground beef they use was invented in Germany. Very different.
Can we just ban everyone from the UK? Worst fucking posters on this site after the roaches.
>>73231571
not really. the cheap low quality copies of cultural markers is all you "steal" /are able to reproduce
>>73227259
We didn't steal shit. It's manifest destiny bitch, and you taught it to us, so we took that too.
>>73232327
Literal dindus. Pathetic.
>>73232382
WE LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!
>>73232033
http://www.culture24.org.uk/history-and-heritage/archaeology/art527224-the-1500-year-old-recipe-that-shows-how-romans-invented-the-beef-burger
>>73231905
Silver camel*
>>73232473
Monkey see monkey do
>>73232164
>>73232583
It's a patty of ground beef in between two slices of bread. It's origin doesn't matter because it's so fucking simple it could very well have been developed independently in completely different places.
Might as well ask
>duh who first put the meat and the potato on the same plate?
>that some real culture right there
>>73226236
because culture is racist, don't you know anything ?
Hush now, europoor.
Tell me how many of those blue flags with the little gold stars are on the moon.
>none
What country has been there SIX fucking times.
https://youtu.be/OT7xc_XqYO8
>>73227259
>germans come from germany to america bringing with them german traditions
>modern americans still follow these traditions
What is wrong with this, exactly? What's a new tradition you've made since America was founded, Britain?
>>73232990
Praying towards Mecca 5 times a day.
>>73234026
You sick cunt, you've done it
>>73232990
Paying jizya
>>73226236
You can't recognize our culture because ours has supplanted your own. either that or you're understandably in denial. The strong culture always prevails, I guess.
>>73226236
mfw The British telling anyone their faults
>>73234026
>Praying towards Mecca 5 times a day.
Seems that's a tradition you are stealing as well.
The U.S. is where everyone goes to escape the shit-hole countries of their birth.
It's why we were created.
