This guy breaks into your house and says "let me see your wife's pussy" what do you do?
>>73176369
I shoot him before he even finishes the sentence because why is their an obese nigger in my house in the first place ?
Tl;Dr ?
MAG DUMP
>>73176369
Hand him a ukulele and see if he can play "Somewhere over the rainbow".
Give him the cat
>>73176369
>being married
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....
>>73178534
,,,,,,,fucking amateurs,,,,,,
Allow him to inspect it
>>73176369
i let him see my son's mother's pussy of course
>>73176369
Kick him in the pee pee.
Not even a hello?
>>73176369
is that joeys world tour? holy shit
>>73177591
Kek
>>73176369
Say "sure!"
Put an arm around his shoulder, then suddenly slam my 6" ka-bar tanto into his brachial artery through his clavicle and jerk it back and forth twice rapidly to tear and enlarge the wound to his artery, then quickly pull it out and draw the edge across his throat and drop him on the tile floor in the kitchen
Finish my sentence
"In hell."
kill him in a fist-fight
immmmmm beyyyhyaaaaackkkkkkkkk
>>73176369
"Oh boy, are you in for a surprise"
"Honey this man wants to see your feminine penis"
>>73179204
Poo on his face*
>>73179278
WE WUZ KANGZ BRUH
Lecture him on MGTOW and how I'm a strong independent male who don't need no wife.
>>73176369
sorry i only have soup
>>73176369
Hope she'll show it to me too
I show him my anime folder.
>>73176369
>breaks into my house
I've mag-dumped into smarter people than that.
>>73179346
>>73176369
Show him my hand.
>>73178809
kek
>>73178534
Dragon TWISTER!
>>73179981
Naked alchemists, apparently.
>>73179981
And farm equipment
>>73180292
GRENADE!
Shoot to death
>>73176369
show him my fleshlight collection
>>73176369
>This guy breaks into your house and
oops he's dead
>>73176369
Quickly think to myself wtf a gypsy is doing in my house, then instead of him raping my ass I rape him.
Open my eyes wide and crack a nice big smile and tell him, no no, lemme see your boi pussy big boi!
>>73176369
well i can't just let him down on his sexual emergency
Show him some lewd pics of my waifu
>>73179981
best meme by far
>>73179981
>alchemists
AYO WHITEY WE WUZ TURNING LEAD TO GOLD YAFEELME
>>73180777
>murica
>>73178534
>having a katana
>having a female around
pick only one
>>73176369
check my privilige quickly and obey the PoC
Punch him in the face and then call the police
>>73179603
Kek
>>73176369
tell him he has to pull down his pants and show me his dick first, -without - lifting his gut.
game over hula cunt.
