Why do Americans lack a sense of banter? They're always so autistic and serious on /pol/.
Nobody likes that.
>banter
it's just bullying
>>73172865
Exhibit A.
well the ones on /pol/ and reddit are getting their asses kicked by a woman and that's a really hard thing to stomach for 15 year old boys that can't control their impotent rage
>>73172939
Exhibit B.
>>73172797
Because we get shit done m8
Literally the largest economy in the history of the world
>>73172865
BLEASE NO BULLY
>>73172797
We do have some but it's just not our culture. See Germany.
Me and Mir banter all day
Grown men banter left and right
Your vision is too narrow mein freund
>>73173031
Exhibit C.
>>73172865
You can't handle the banter mate, you're making us look bad. Even Macedonia is making fun of us.
>>73172797
you left too soon, we learned the way of the banter thanks to gibraltar
>>73172797
they can't even distinguish trolling from joking around
they're just fucked in the head like that
>>73172797
Americans are the largest demographics on /pol/ tho
Some of them have very good banter but a lot of them don't
>>73172797
It's just the Yankees and west coasters that have no bants.
>>73172865
my own flag betrays me
Because it is a waste of time?
>>73172797
>posts picture of show host fired for saying "slope" and generally being full of banter.
>>73173056
Exhibit /b/.
>>73172797
We banter plenty. We're the much needed comic foil when we're not making fun of the rest of the world.
>>73173066
Nice gdp you got there m8
>>73172797
You know when your shit is so fucked that you just can't help but laugh? That's Europe. We still have hope.
Exibit /x/
73173269
>>73172939
>impotent rage
I too, have played GTAV
>>73172797
Maybe we would have more bantz if we fucked our board-faced second cousin.
americans are modern spartans
we say only what needs to be said
>>73172797
Yet you're here for our amusement.
>>73173144
Midwest bants?
>>73173250
Exhibit C+
>>73172797
and i suppose your going to tell is that Sharia Law is the only way to get better at the bantz
>>73173031
>life is only economics
>>73172797
I agree.
>>73173002
>>73173201
Exhibit Weeb
USA
>president is a nigger, the next one is either a retard or a woman
>homeland of modern feminism, sjw bs and all of brainwashing media content
>half population is black (what ain't white is black)
>We still have hope
lol
>>73173354
>>73173691
>Implying you aren't an American
Some can handle the bantz, most can't. I don't know why.
They get immediately defensive and insulted instead of coming up with a good comeback and laughing about it.
Maybe it's especially when another country tries to bust balls, the default defense is "muh country better than yours".
>>73173724
>>homeland of modern feminism, sjw bs and all of brainwashing media content
But this shit came from Europe, mostly France. Your culture is based around intellectual masturbation, ours is based around pragmatic action. You ruined this country, France, just like you ruined your own in 1789.
Your European Jews were also the ones that ran the slave trade, so you can't even blame us for having niggers
>>73173724
>France
>>73172797
banter is a gift given to those who have kissed the blarney stone
>>73173724
>>73172797
Although they've always been dumber in average than europeans, now they're probably reaching critical mass because of redditards and facebook users who learn about epic menmens
>>73172797
sod
>>73173724
>this coming from literally the worst country on the entire planet
>>73172797
If I had feelings, I'd swear you were trying to hurt them.
>>73172797
Because we watch you fucking cucks banter while you watch the demise of your own country.
I can banter fine I don't come here for the banter. I come here to have my assumption validated and to curse about niggers.
I like a good laugh too but I mean I'm not on /pol/ for sparkling conversations with extraordinary people from all over the world.
Im here to read, post, and blast anons who sometimes spit out their red pill.
>>73173691
Sorry, but wrong.
>>73172797
most of them are cucks.. For example: the ones who gonna reply to me with jew memes :^]
>>73174087
I have to agree
>>73174440
FUCK JEW!!!
>>73172939
/thread
>>73172797
Why does ever Brit think he's as clever as a Monty Python skit? Often your banter isn't worth the conversation it ruins.
>>73174440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEyi4UnQ4fY
Just stop. Go start a shekelchan somewhere and jewpost there.
Literally every flag on this board hates you.
>>73174440
Why would a non-JIDF Israeli ever post on /pol/? I genuinely don't understand.
>>73172797
Banter is only banter when coming from a position of power. So for example, while Americans are only 60% white, they've never had 1400 little girls raped by foreign Muslims for over a decade under the knowing eye of police authorities. So Brit banter doesn't effect them, basically.
>>73174951
looks like we found the meme-spewing 15 year old.
you must be excited for summer, huh kiddo?!
>>73174951
>plz stop being such a big meanie :((((
>american banter about shooting shit up
>they actually shoot shit up the next day, wasn't a joke
That's why. You can't joke with people you can't trust.
Indian banter > American banter
Inb4 roach memes
>>73175366
>>73175024
Curiosity about world news and affairs outside my local kike media
>>73175245
F-fucking k-kikes.
It's y-your f-fault I don't h-have a g-g-girlfriend.
We're boring people. But at least we aren't as faggy or naive as Canadians.
Fuck you Canada.
>>73172797
because unlike your shit tier countries who relied on banter to distract you from the fact that your not number 1 in the world, Americans are #1 and thus have a deserved sense of superiority over you faggots
The Americans have a good balance of banter and seriousness.
British people can be obnoxious and pretend that they're in the universe of The Office because they can't handle sincerity and hard facts about life
>>73175631
the saddest thing? you guys unironically believe this
>>73175631
you live in a red/bible belt state, you are delusional.
if you live in new england or something though, fine.
all americans were not created equal.
>>73175756
sad for you my friend
>>73175049
Looks like we found a an idiot who replies to a non-meme post by complaining that it's meme spewing but lacks the ironic foresight to see their response is a meme.
Low level shit benny.
>>73175849
nice deflection. stay in school and enjoy babby's first election.
>>73175791
Well I am a born, raised and likely lifelong New Englander but fuck off despite the fact NE is god tier we don't look down on our fellow American kin no matter how stupid and plump or pleb they may be.
>>73174168
You have nothing going for your life. Kill yourself
>>73175366
>Inb4 roach memes
>>73175462
It mattered not roach.
>>73175809
Emu jokes are reddit tier ha ha emu war
>>73172797
>hurling insults at each other with no real humor
>it's just bantz
no, it's just retarded.
there's no comedic value in most "bantz."
Also we Americans know that all you foreigners have is banter so in our infinite kindness we don't want to upstage you and take that away so we hold back. We know that literally the only thing keeping you from stretching your neck is the ego boost you get via bantering.
>>73175756
Sad thing, fellow Ausbro, is that despite being on one of the most red-pilled sites on the internet, you are ignorant of the truth and choose to regurgitate the bullshit that Aus is no. 1 that you've learned from our retarded media.
Go out into the world and you'll see almost everything in Aus done better, somewhere.
So pull your fucking head in, cunt.
>>73172797
>They're always so autistic
Because most American 'males' are circumcised and circumcision is linked to autism:
http://sciencenordic.com/study-links-autism-circumcision
Because kids in the US are taught from a young age that America is #1 and that they're unique and special and can do anything if they reeeeally put their mind to it.
Some of us grow up and actually take notice of the reality of the situation, but many don't. And when you intrude upon their illusion of "im the best" with banter or jokes at their expense, they get salty.
Must be tough being an american with sense of humor when you are mostly surounded by jumpy neurotics..
>>73175916
Whoops I should say jewess hag
>>73176033
>muh reddit
Waste of repeating digits.
Protip: Ausfags are good at dealing out bantz but a lot of us lose it if you give just as good back. ;^)
>>73176052
Comedic value is literally required for top bantz. Yukon count on it.
Thanks for Mark Carney by the way.
>>73172797
I just come here to read the shitposts.
>>73176110
Where did i say i thought Asutralia was "no. 1", settle down you projecting softcock
ive heard this before
>>73176033
>Emu jokes
Too soon?
>>73176230
I enjoy Strayan bantz the worst is fucking Britbongs though dryer than a fucking saltine cracker. Also Swedes, Fins and Norway fags get saltier than salted codfish when into bantz
>>73175631
Russia got to space before you Jew-cucked American fucks did. Also, your country has more niggers than Australia has people.
>>73172797
British 'banter' is the worst.
>Oi, I fugged yer mum in tha arsehole last week, ya bloody li'l buggah. Now now, don' be mad, I'm jus' takin' tha piss!
>I'm not mad, I just can't understand you. Speak English, motherfucker.
>>73176287
Ayyyyyy.
>>73176577
>>73176577
found the bong hiding behind a Strayan proxy as no Strayan shit posts that weak
>>73176645
Collecting rain-water is illegal in some states in the Land of the Free.
Every time an American tries to banter euros get super serious and say typical American education. If we pretend to be retarded we're just called retarded but if an Aussie says the same thing it's all 'lol Australia top tier banter Aussies do it again!'.
>>73173200
Except he wasn't fired for that
>>73172797
Oh hey look another butt hurt faggot .
>nigger you wish you live in eww sssss aaaaa .
>merica.
>diet coke with that bacon nator.
>hold the fag countries .
>op btfo
>>73172797
You try living with a spook as president for 8 years nigel.
>all these bumflustered claps pulling the old 'tchuh, well, we don't care anyway coz we'z better than you I just had to reply to let you know that'
it's SO EASY
>>73177060
I bet you don't have a gun . Have fun with all those shit skins .
>>73176693
Holy shit auzzalashitposticus just when I thought it couldn't get any shittier.
Fuck.
Its like you've got kangaroo shit for brains.
>>73177145
kekekeke
>>73172865
Bullying you say?
>>73176818
look at this poor faggot, comes home after a long day prepping Tyrone, just to be bullied on a mongolian mosaic designing board too.
Sending you some good vibes, get well soon.
>>73177145
Have fun with all those niggers.
>>73177145
Exhibit D-
>>73177326
Is RGD as entertaining as sea cats?
>>73176134
The mentality that you can do anything if you put your mind to it isn't inheritly a bad thing.
Within reason, that mindset can help you accomplish a lot.
>>73177060
>it's SO EASY
so is your mum m8 but no one points that out
>>73177541
but that's literally what it says on the plank nailed to her back
>>73177389
the difference is we've had those niggers forever your shit country is taking in literal trash muslims and rolling out the red carpet for them. Enjoy Ackbars and better start conversion
>>73173471
Yeah, have a friend from Wisconsin, and they have some good bants.
Moved up north for work, and every person up here is really awkward or gets assmad about bants. Down south you'd call someone's new haircut an "unfortunate fight with a weedwhacker" and we laugh it off. Up here you get WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
Or they're just confused. Asked a girl I see working at the gas station frequently "what did you do wrong that they don't ever get a day off?" and she took it as me asking her on a date.
Fuckin Yankees man.
>>73177457
Not as much but still great. Less mystery and more straight action popcorn fun. It's a complete bundle of fun. It's absolutely worth reading for the villains alone, there's so many of them and they're all completely interesting.
Just be warned though, the first half of season 1 is rather boring. You'll wonder when it'll start to get good and endlessly question if you're even supposed to care about both the characters and the setting. But once the first mini boss is defeated and the first real first boss shows up (you'll see him when he shows up) it gets good. Really good.
Season 3 is up par with Ep 5 of Umineko, with Chinese Jews fighting cultural warfare on a scale that literally shows how shit the Japanese are. It's great. Oh yeah, and you'll be screaming basically almost in Final Season almost as hard as you did at the end of ep 3 of Umineko.
>>73177652
This is why banter with americans is no fun, they shit on themselves and proclaim victory because nobody want to bother with them anymore.
Every America vs. Australia bantz thread.
Look at the obnoxious, hyperactive gerbil that is America attempt to plague the Straylin with brute force attacks.
Strailyaman, however, has spent so much time in other people's mouths that he easily predicts such pitiful attempts. Look at his face. After years of dealing with shit the only thing he has left is the pure enjoyment of poking at the gerbil and dodging its bites.
>>73172797
sorry you got fired for bullshit bro. now your show is just crap. kinda like britainstan.
>>73178823
kek poland the country and people we've literally had stereotypical jokes about being the stupidest people on Earth for ever because they're so stupid.
Still not triggered
>>73179107
>stupid stupid stupid STUUUUPIIIIID
Dat bantz
>>73179602
FAG
We lost our ability to banter once niggers gained the ability to ruin people's lives by brandishing them "racist"
>>73172797
>a fucking Muslim mayor
>>73180269
>a black president
>FOR EIGHT YEARS
>>73180320
>a fucking forest fire
mustve been those refugees burning Trudeaus weed stash
>>73180320
Obama is only half black and wax raised by a white family and went to fucking Harvard.
>>73180615
h-he's white!
>>73180411
Pffftt, I'm Quebecois, no one here gives a single shit about some forest fire happening in Canada.
>>73180615
>half black
>i-it's only half bad guys and he's a smart black guy!
>he's like a white boy, one of us
>>73180615
>h-he's only half nigger! which means he's only half as bad!
This is what Americans tell themselves.
>>73180615
hahahahaha
This is exactly why 'murrica can't bantz. They don't bantz, they damage control.
>>73180691
You say he's black because he's half black. I could claim he's white by the same logic, but I won't because that's retarded reasoning. The point is he's culturally more white than anything and he's playing nigs by pretending to be one of them, just like OJ.
>>73180981
>he's an undercover black
>>73172797
Don't put us all in one group. One of you brits said they wished they could murder me yesterday.
Blow it out your ass
>>73172865
I know people in real life who think this way and they're always harshing my mellow
>>73172923
Says the Macedonian who harvests watermelons on dangerous tractors and has a desert shitland for a capital.
>>73175743
fuck off you cunt, I'll gut your nan
>>73181079
Elites would never allow some bix noods hood monkey to be president so they set up a puppet that can pretend to represent blacks when he's not even descendant from American slaves.
>>73180230
That's it? Fag is the best you can do? I expected better from you Mr. Ham. You are not worthy of that flag.
>>73175809
At least they took part In an entire war
>>73172797
I'm a fleet mechanic, I work with four other guys during the day and all there is is banter all day long. For people who work in the trades and labor banter is a way of life, it's how you feel people out and set them straight without being too serious. If you judge entire populations based on your interactions on here your view will be very limited
>>73181497
F-fag..
Don't expect much from Yankee cunts.
>>73179602
but you are niggered, Amiright?
It's extraordinary how Americans ITT prove OP right in EVERY SINGLE POST THEY SEND
>>73175601
sorry
>>73181231
>dangerous tractors
>desert shitland
Are you 10 years old?
>>73181174
It's not their fault other people harshed them out first.
>>73172797
>>73172797
There's big regional differences. The East coast is fine with deprecating humor. It's Commiefornia that doesn't understand comedy.
MFW when OP / UK shitposter finally gets his Zen Meteor sniper rifle...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2boODakSd4
"Obbly, obbly, zen meteor, ohmygoh, wubbly, wubbly."
>>73172797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrovtcNhpQ
Where I come from we practice a culture of honor. If you want to debate me like a man, I'm all for it. If you want to insult me our my family, don't be surprised if you catch hands. I'll take banter, but I won't take shit.
>>73172797
>largest empire in history
>invaded by Poles and Pakis
>>73177495
>within reason
well that's the trick innit
>>73181645
OK now I'm triggered
>>73172797
Most of the americans posting here are 14.
I'm just not funny IRL and people just ignore me and start talking over me when I'm in the middle of anything. Can't ever even feel like I'm part of a conversation let alone some banter. I'm ridiculously beta, but I have no idea how to fix it because it just seems like it's standard for anyone I know to ignore what I'm talking about as if it's not important or related to the conversation.
>>73181887
but you are sandniggered, Amiright?
>>73173250
Now subtract the debt
England protected pedofiles and I still don't see them in jail .
>>73173850
>We dindu nuffin
>>73182573
This is the saddest response I've ever seen. Cheer up Canadabro! :(
Fuck England Washington should of went to England to finish the job .
