Well, /pol/?
>>73161031
>>73161031
yank lever back and forth as fast as I can and let fate do the rest
![5fa[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oArOcAO.jpg "5fa[1].jpg")
>>73161031
>>73161241
Now thats interesting.
I'd go with the four considering its most likely that the other guy would get emotional and kill his four as well, thus totalling five total deaths.
I pull the lever.
One death is better than 5.
>>73161400
they are jews and the one is white! would you kill 5 scums for one honorable man?
haha this thread made me laugh HARD, gj boys
>>73161293
Fuckin kek.
>>73161293
kek
You posted this thread last night. You even used the same images.
Try /lit/.
>>73161120
FPBP
>>73161293
LEL
>you should be able to solve this
>>73161031
I'd let the five in the middle die because it would be an asshole move to push the lever for that one dude.
>>73161419
Why is it that Hello darkness my old friend suddenly pop up in my mind?
>>73161293
>>73161600
That's easy. Pull the lever and don't observe the train until it's had time to pass to the other side. It will tunnel through the people without actually interacting with them, and when you do observe it, one train will be moving east on track A or B, and another train will be moving west on track C.
Stakes are raised now.
>>73162203
ma nigga
>>73161732
Any decision is better than no decision... so pull the lever. At least that is what taught me in ROTC
>>73161732
Easy peasy. You should just move the trolley out of the way. (The problem doesn't say you can't.)
>>73162335
You might need this, LT
>>73162427
fucking ukraine
the russian uniforms didn't have any inscriptions on them but you still knew they were russian
>>73162335
Sup boot-tenant
>>73161732
Either 4, 8, or 5.
Both actions from neutral, 4.
One action, 8.
No action, 5.
Are these people 100% white? If they aren't then do nothing. 1 hyberborean > all other life forms.
>>73162657
Jews first, obviously. Always concentrate on the most dangerous threat first. Then you can worry about mopping up the stains.
>>73161120
Platinum post right over there, now i can rest in peace
>>73162471
>>73162519
Nope, never got to be a butter bar...they asked about my criminal record after LTC and anyway it didn't work out. That was in July 08 though.
>>73161120
I've never seen this image used so eloquently, and in the first post nonetheless. Meme magic is really firing on all cylinders tonight.
>>73162639
Gotta agree depends on the race of the people
>>73162832
What did you do anon?
>>73162335
well lad, that might be shocking, but 'not pulling the lever' is also a decision
>>73161732
You don't pull the lever, that way you minimize the risk.
>>73163049
Tampering with evidence with intent to impede criminal investigation. 3rd Degree Felony in Texas.
I thew away the bit off tip of a joint that a county officer left in front of me and then resumed to search my car.
whoops
>>73161031
Don't pull lever. It's not my place to decide who lives and dies.
>>73163119
I am aware of that but the fact that I am there at that moment and have in fact have a lever means a decision can be made.
If i do not pull the lever then it would not even matter if I was there or had a lever to pull, thus the justification of my logic as flawed as it may be still stands. (Any choice is better than none)
Make a choice when given one, either pull some "multi-track drifting" or just pull the lever.
>>73163552
What a terrible loss.
>>73161241
>Fate/Zero.jpg
>>73161031
Non-intervention is the only right answer. Let fate take its course.
>>73163552
10/10
>>73163945
kek
>>73161732
If my ass is on the line, I'll take the action that guarantees my own safety. Don't pull the lever.
>>73161031
Did my best op.
Did I do good?
>>73161293
kek
>>73161732
Do nothing. How many people would I kill to save my own life? All of them.
>>73161031
>>73161031
>>73163945
Keker'd
>>73161732
Both pull: four die.
No pull: five die.
One pull: eight die.
If I pull, two possibilities are created: four people will die or eight people will die, or on average six people will be killed by this action. Statistically fewer people will be killed if you pull the lever and you will also eliminate the possibility of your death.
Really this is a question of six deaths against five, so you should pull the lever.
>>73165112
I mean to say you shouldn't pull. I actually had it right the first time, got confused, and changed it without thinking.
>>73161031
fuck
someone post ben garrison's roundabout of retribution!
>>73161031
wait, i got you covered
>>73161293
kekeroni
God damn it someone screen this I'm on mobile
>>73164718
>tfw you'll never have gentle sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Christ-chan
Why even live?
>>73161031
That pic reminds me of a true story from the '20s or '30s (might have been earlier or later I have no real idea on the date desu senpai)
>Guy works railway line
>His job to switch tracks
>Young son is there with him
>Stationary train on one track
>Unscheduled train is coming along
>Guy has to switch track or the train is going to plow into the stationary one and most likely kill everyone on board
>Notices son is on the empty track
>Doesn't have time to do both, he has to choose between switching the track and killing his son BUT saving the lives of everyone on board
>Or saving his son and letting the train crash and causing death and serious injury
>Opts to kill his son
It's sort of like Sophie's Choice, but you know, actually true.
>>73162335
>>73163119
>>73163750
You are there and are given THE CHOICE of 'pull the lever' and 'do not pull the lever'.
I would not pull the lever, as I make the choice to guarantee my own safety. It is unfortunate for whomever it is that does die in the process, but them being in that predicament is not stated to be my fault, so I can walk away knowing that them being there in the first place was out of my control.
